Strip Club Reports

[Woodenshoe]

GTC,

There is no mistake wearing an expensive watch. Your watch doesn't matter neither do your shoes. Or almost anything else. There are some serious slobs in the club, and those guys have success with the girls. There are also some well dressed guys.

Personally I hate having a hard on (which I often do for substantial periods of time in the club) in restrictive pants / shorts. So I wear clothing that can comfortably expand. Although my equipment is average at best. I have often walked to the stage to tip or into the VIP with my pants obviously bulging out. I think it looks hilarious to be walking around with you shorts tented out and draped over a hard on. I just couldn't care less.

The only solution I am aware of is to wear tighter clothing that keeps your dick pressed against your body. That seems to be what most guys do, but I find that uncomfortable.

Anyway, you and the girl have the same goal of making the money move from your pocket to her purse. She expects that since you are in the club you have enough money to afford the VIP, irrespective of all other physical appearance or clothing / jewelry accoutrements. She is not keying off anything in your appearance. You look like an old dude to her, at least her fathers age or more. She barely notices your appearance.

The one item that will push girls away is odor. Do not have bad breath, or body odor. Many girls tolerate bad smelling guys but they charge them more and don't want to repeat with them.

The item you need to focus on is how and when the money jumps from you to her. It is likely hard to believe but there are numerous honest girls in the clubs, it is just that there are many more opportunistic girls in the club, and if you give a girl a pathway to getting money easily with out putting any effort in don't be surprised if she takes it. If you convince her the best way to fill her purse is by making her feminine charms available to you don't be surprised if she rocks your world with an incredible intimate experience.

MM.

More pearls of wisdom from MM.

[Woodenshoe]

I have some time tomorrow, but just thought I would ask first. It even worth the effort to drive all the way across town to visit the clubs on a Monday day shift?

Mondays have some fun girls. Ryder is a destination.

[Woodenshoe]

Damn, sounds like I missed my chance. She was drunk yesterday!

I concur about Ryder. Is she ever not drunk? One of my more enjoyable experiences.

[DooMama7]

Decided to come up from OH. Hit SC, Bogies and Hanks, all were different levels of dead for both dancers and customers surprisingly. Paid 1. 60 to hit a dancer at Bogies FSBB (mom bod, nice tits) then hit SC for some grub and to watch preseason football, saw a nice chocolate thing (sweetz) but didn't partake after I tipped her on stage bc I went to go eat (hindsight I probably should have, had braids in her hair with beads, first thought would be doggy would've been amazing. Rounded out at Hank's and it was just depressing, tipped sunflower but she always looks so out of it and ditsy. Selena was in but I bypassed her.

Is Saturday day shift a wash compared to throughout the week?

[MikeOxlong2020]

Guys,

I am really happy to hear that about Blair, I feel like she has been dancing for a while. How old is she?

I have watched her go back with many guys, so I guessed she is satisfying them. I think she has a great body.

The only time I spoke to her was about a year ago. When she sat next to me, I thought her face looked slightly older, and I also got the same vibe that she has been doing this for a while, and seemed kind of disinterested like she has had this conversation 1000 times before. We had an amicable conversation although short before she mentioned VIP (another pro move, the newbies usually struggle to mention it). She offered a full menu and CBJ is no problem for me.

Possibly I caught her on a bad night or she found something deficient in me or she had already made her money or some combination of those items. When I asked about her pricing she quoted me $600. I asked if there where any more affordable options, and she said she won't back for under $500. I told her we are too far apart, I am sure she is worth it but I won't insult her with a counter offer. Often times when I say this the girl says shoot me a number anyway. But Blair seemed pleased and got up and walked away. I haven't spoken to her since.

Reading your reports and that price range, I may have another conversation with her next time I go to the club, and see where it leads.

MM.

She has been around for a while because I met her at Penthouse club on 8 mile and I think before it became something else they shut down in 2019 under Alan before it got sold. She was in her early 20's then so I'm guessing she's in her early 30's now. Like I said previously, never paid over $$$ for everything from her. Honestly, I never really chit chatted with her. When I was in the mood I would just stop her when she would be passing by on the bar stage (I sit at the bar) My only complaint is everything is covered and no kissing. She is all business. I like to make out a little to get me in the mood and BBBJ. But she's got a hot face, killer body with super nice tits and is tall. I won't complain about the other stuff for that price.

[Marelobo Mex]

I've gone back with Blair around 10 times, she was my regular for a while. I can't say enough good about her, she's super hot, down to earth and just genuinely a nice person. And was very reasonable with time and price.

Guys,

I am really happy to hear that about Blair, I feel like she has been dancing for a while. How old is she?

I have watched her go back with many guys, so I guessed she is satisfying them. I think she has a great body.

The only time I spoke to her was about a year ago. When she sat next to me, I thought her face looked slightly older, and I also got the same vibe that she has been doing this for a while, and seemed kind of disinterested like she has had this conversation 1000 times before. We had an amicable conversation although short before she mentioned VIP (another pro move, the newbies usually struggle to mention it). She offered a full menu and CBJ is no problem for me.

Possibly I caught her on a bad night or she found something deficient in me or she had already made her money or some combination of those items. When I asked about her pricing she quoted me $600. I asked if there where any more affordable options, and she said she won't back for under $500. I told her we are too far apart, I am sure she is worth it but I won't insult her with a counter offer. Often times when I say this the girl says shoot me a number anyway. But Blair seemed pleased and got up and walked away. I haven't spoken to her since.

Reading your reports and that price range, I may have another conversation with her next time I go to the club, and see where it leads.

MM.

[Marelobo Mex]

I made the mistake of wearing a very expensive watch tonight though so.

GTC,

There is no mistake wearing an expensive watch. Your watch doesn't matter neither do your shoes. Or almost anything else. There are some serious slobs in the club, and those guys have success with the girls. There are also some well dressed guys.

Personally I hate having a hard on (which I often do for substantial periods of time in the club) in restrictive pants / shorts. So I wear clothing that can comfortably expand. Although my equipment is average at best. I have often walked to the stage to tip or into the VIP with my pants obviously bulging out. I think it looks hilarious to be walking around with you shorts tented out and draped over a hard on. I just couldn't care less.

The only solution I am aware of is to wear tighter clothing that keeps your dick pressed against your body. That seems to be what most guys do, but I find that uncomfortable.

Anyway, you and the girl have the same goal of making the money move from your pocket to her purse. She expects that since you are in the club you have enough money to afford the VIP, irrespective of all other physical appearance or clothing / jewelry accoutrements. She is not keying off anything in your appearance. You look like an old dude to her, at least her fathers age or more. She barely notices your appearance.

The one item that will push girls away is odor. Do not have bad breath, or body odor. Many girls tolerate bad smelling guys but they charge them more and don't want to repeat with them.

The item you need to focus on is how and when the money jumps from you to her. It is likely hard to believe but there are numerous honest girls in the clubs, it is just that there are many more opportunistic girls in the club, and if you give a girl a pathway to getting money easily with out putting any effort in don't be surprised if she takes it. If you convince her the best way to fill her purse is by making her feminine charms available to you don't be surprised if she rocks your world with an incredible intimate experience.

MM.

[Cruzer10]

I've gone back with Blair around 10 times, she was my regular for a while. I can't say enough good about her, she's super hot, down to earth and just genuinely a nice person. And was very reasonable with time and price.

Are we talking the same Blair that also works at Landing Strip??

[WillyMatt123]

I have some time tomorrow, but just thought I would ask first. It even worth the effort to drive all the way across town to visit the clubs on a Monday day shift?

[FrostBytePing]

Yea Blair is smoking hot and she is actually reasonably priced. Maybe its because I've gone up with her 4 times but she only charged me $300. Only drawback is CBJ with CFS. I expect and want CFS but I hate CBJ.

I've gone back with Blair around 10 times, she was my regular for a while. I can't say enough good about her, she's super hot, down to earth and just genuinely a nice person. And was very reasonable with time and price.

[Cruzer10]

Took a drive this afternoon to Lansing Strip in hopes of finding a few of my favorites. Unfortunately, neither were there so kind of a wasted trip for me. But. I did spot Mia, (the squad girl) or whatever name her group is called making her rounds. Stay Away! One revious session with her was enough for me. Ripoff!

Ann\yways, I did see someone I was interested in though but I didn't get her name. She's newer, tall, white girl. Kind of pale in skin color but not bad. Long brunette hair and perfect round c's (manmade? I can never understand the DJ when he talks.

Happy clubbing.

[MikeOxlong2020]

Thank you all so much for all the tips. I got to MM's message too late and wish I had followed the advice but I can definitely see the value of Detroit, and given that I fumbled tonight, I might actually go back out.

I ended up having to adjust from a late night setting to a rush from 8-10. With the compressed time and knowing I wanted to at least check out FC based on the reviews, I decided to hit it first.

My god. We definitely aren't sporting strippers like this in Chicago. Definitely multiple 8's and 9's and a near 10 when I saw tall blonde Blair. I made the mistake of wearing a very expensive watch tonight though so. This sorta ended up ruining my evening. Blair was very nice but almost too professional. She asked me about work and chatted me up briefly before saying she'd be back to see if we could have some fun because I told her I might be there a decent amount of time. But after she left, I started getting paranoid that I'd end up coughing up more than I wanted with business like results because of how hot I found her. Unfortunately, I talked myself out of it and headed over to Bogies's around 9. Talent there was. Not as good as FC. Since I was in a time rush, I did take Marilyn up and we had a good time for a good price (happy to share details over PM. Not sure how public you guys or the girls want things) but I was already in my head about Blair and couldn't pop despite strong, albeit non GFE efforts.

Needless to say, I went home kinda blue balled due to my own idiocy. I'm contemplating returning to FC or trying BT based on MM's notes but still torn because I'd rather not drop five bills tonight. If I do venture forth, I'll let share out how it goes.

Yea Blair is smoking hot and she is actually reasonably priced. Maybe its because I've gone up with her 4 times but she only charged me $300. Only drawback is CBJ with CFS. I expect and want CFS but I hate CBJ.

[HumphreyB]

I take it this was dayshift?

Yep, should have mentioned dayshift.

[TheGuy411]

So, after confirming that Gemini was working, I headed over to Bogart's and walked in around 8:45.

Bogart's was about half full, with around ten dancers working. Among those present were Marilyn, Onyx, three Hispanic dancers and, of course, Gemini. No Rosie.

Unfortunately, there were no high top tables available, so I grabbed a table near the far end of the stage. As I passed by, I noticed Gemini talking to another customer.

Shortly after I sat down and ordered a drink, Gemini came over to join me, and I bought her a beer as well. Although my sense of time is poor, we talked for at least half an hour, and maybe closer to an hour. Despite having so few dancers working, they were running two dancers at a time on the stages and had two or three finales while Gemini and I were talking. Although it kept interrupting our conversation, I can't complain too much, because drinking wine and watching half naked women rank high on my list of scenic activities.

Among the topics we discussed, I told Gemini that I wanted to see what Melanie looked like. Not because I intended to go back with her, but simply to satisfy my curiosity after reading the negative reports about her on the board. Fortunately, or unfortunately, Melanie wasn't there.

Eventually, Gemini and I went upstairs to the VIP, and fortunately, one of the larger rooms was available. After we settled in and proceeded with our escapades, one thing that annoyed the hell out of me was a guy downstairs who kept shouting so loudly that it sounded like he was in the room with us. I'm not sure whether he was having a loud conversation with someone or yelling at the TV, but either way, it was throwing off my concentration in a big way. Still, through a combination of my excitement and Gemini's skill set, I was able to take my time and finish.

My visit with Gemini mirrored the first couple of times I went upstairs with her. She provides a very satisfying and consistent experience, without rushing or complaining. Familiarity, comfort and consistency mean a lot to me, as I'm guessing it does for most of us.

After coming back downstairs and sitting back down at the table, we were going to chat a bit longer, but Gemini noticed someone she knew across the room and told me that she was going to go over there. I completely understand because, although clubbing is a leisure activity for me, it's her job, and the name of the game is money.

As I have before, I recommend seeing Gemini, both for her conversational ability and her skill set. Of course, I'll be repeating with her again in the future.

Although I didn't stay much longer, while I was there, I noticed an interesting looking dancer on stage. She's young and has a very thin, tight body, with small breasts and a nice little ass. She has a very goth look, with jet-black hair cut into a bob with bangs. As you might expect, she also has numerous piercings and tattoos.

Her standout tattoo was a hangman's noose that was large enough to cover most of her back. I've never seen a tattoo like that on anyone before, and I'd be interested to know what it means and why she chose that particular design. As I've mentioned before, I believe tattoos tell a story about the person wearing them, and I'd like to hear hers.

I went to the stage and tipped her, having a very brief, twenty or thirty second conversation during which she introduced herself as Onyx.

Onyx had a very serious, straightforward look on her face while I was tipping her, and although we may never make it upstairs, she's certainly intriguing to observe.

As on previous visits, I noticed Marilyn making her rounds throughout the room during the night. We briefly nodded to each other in passing, and I'm still interested in meeting her and having a conversation, potentially leading to an upstairs encounter, depending on how things go. I'll have to add her to my list of future endeavors.

For those who don't recall, Marilyn is an attractive bleached blonde who appears to have had lip enhancing injections. She also has large breast implants and a Playboy Bunny tattoo on her upper right butt cheek.

And that, my friends, was the end of the night for me. I'm undecided as to whether I'm going to go touring again tonight or wait until Friday for further debauchery.

Anyone know Onyxs typical shift??

[Detroit Life]

Stopped into Bogarts to kill some time on Thursday. Same cast of dancers. Brenda, Tonya, Chelsea?, she's the tall blond with big fake boobs who mom works there. I spent some time talking with Ryder but I didn't have time to take her upstairs. Does anyone have experience with her? She seems like a good time.

I take it this was dayshift?