Massage Parlor Reports

**SketchyPervert** · 08-17-26 01:41

Originally Posted by Calorie [View Original Post]

Vigor massage on 124**santa monica wharf at 119** wilshire and goldmines at 19** westwood. No fucking just loads of mongers looking for a hamburger helper hand.

Are the rates lower for HJ.

**Calorie** · 08-16-26 16:23

Originally Posted by Steubens [View Original Post]

Haven't been back to LA since pre-pandemic and it looks like everyone's about FS and BBFS nowadays. Are there still any good, reliable HJ-only AMPs around? I dug into the forum bit it seems like looking for a needle in a haystack at this point. Appreciate any tips.

Vigor massage on 124**santa monica wharf at 119** wilshire and goldmines at 19** westwood. No fucking just loads of mongers looking for a hamburger helper hand.

**Ghosttttt** · 08-16-26 14:34

Originally Posted by Calorie [View Original Post]

2. Castle Spa. The place on 9th and wilshire wll probably be around as long as John Paul I (August 26September 28,1978). As usual, the compulsively stupid mamasan has a sign up in the window and at the base of the stairs, as well as a camera in the hallway where the stairs start. The place is totally spartan, I do not even think there is a shitter. It is ratty carpeting and a room with a large mirror and then just drapes up over the break room. Not sure where you heard 80 an hour, I paid 60 for like 45 minutes. I fucked angela who after coming out of doogy let loose two pussy farts of a sound I have not heard since taking a piss at the del taco on the 5 next to a trucker taking a shit.

Bro, what's the review on Angela?

**Steubens** · 08-16-26 09:26

Haven't been back to LA since pre-pandemic and it looks like everyone's about FS and BBFS nowadays. Are there still any good, reliable HJ-only AMPs around? I dug into the forum bit it seems like looking for a needle in a haystack at this point. Appreciate any tips.

**Need H20** · 08-16-26 01:35

I was in the San Bernardino area for dinner and decided to check this place out. The girl I got was Coco. She's young short and cute with a great smile and nice rack. Started with a decent oil massage and worked my back and shoulders with firm pressure. On the flip there was some LFK and teasing before she moved between HJ and BBBJ. We eventually moved to 69 adn she finally finished me off switching between HJ and BBBJ. Quick cleanup after and I was out.

**SabertoothPeni** · 08-15-26 21:01

Texted ahead. Made an appointment with Soomi. Showed up just before opening to be first of the day. I was greeted by a very tempting, flirty, and curvy Latina spinner named Valeria. That said, I am a man of my word, and I resisted the pout and waited for the equally banging Soomi who appeared a moment later.

Gents, we truly live in magical times. When I was in school, Chinese girls looked nothing like this. Soomi is 1/2 Korean, so she has a even more of a western body and a roundish face. The tits were popping! MM Ds. I don't know where she got them done, but I would work there for free as a quality control tester.

Slim girl. Less than 100 lbs and about 5'4". Small waist with a tat. No stretch marks. Always a good sign! Nice, firm ass. Pale skin. Dyed brown hair. Did I mention the tits? MMS maintains a quality roster here!

Soomi leans into the GFE. Lots of kissing. I skipped the massage, because I had half an hour and wanted to make the most of it.

She has a pretty trimmed box, which I ate from the front, the back, and in 69. Don't judge me. I know what I like.

Soomi returned the favor after the oral orgy with some intense ball sucking and a skillful HJ.

Straight to RCG. CG would have blocked the view of her fabulous tits. Tight, neatly trimmed pussy. She leaned forward to kiss me while she continued to grind on my dick. Due to the angle, I hit the back of it, and that was the beginning of the end. I grabbed her hips to keep her from sliding off and I jackhammered to a strong finish in the bag.

Brief chat since her Engish is OKish. Got that $200 water and out the door.

**Deebow69** · 08-15-26 19:33

Originally Posted by Jimmer25 [View Original Post]

Yume hanabi is supposed to be visiting LA Aug. 12-21. Does anyone know where she'll be working?

Also looking! Does anybody have any info? Doesn't seem to be working w the K girl bookers.

**Calorie** · 08-15-26 18:35

Originally Posted by MassMe [View Original Post]

I just noticed this place today. It has a HUGE sign and it's near the Trader Joe's and on the North side of pico. Has anyone tried it?

I am also curious about the 80 hr house on Wilshire and 9 - new place.

And the one that I am very curious about is way out in the valley like Reseda _ know I am in the wrong location.

19# Vanowen st Reseda Ca 9133 has anyone tried it?

Oh and the newish one on Robertson in the house near the freeway.

Anyone been to any of these?

1. Massage. I saw that also when shopping at that trader joe's with the parking lot that resembles a plurality conference in gaza. It looks like it may even be legit given the sign size.

2. Castle Spa. The place on 9th and wilshire wll probably be around as long as John Paul I (August 26–September 28,1978). As usual, the compulsively stupid mamasan has a sign up in the window and at the base of the stairs, as well as a camera in the hallway where the stairs start. The place is totally spartan, I do not even think there is a shitter. It is ratty carpeting and a room with a large mirror and then just drapes up over the break room. Not sure where you heard 80 an hour, I paid 60 for like 45 minutes. I fucked angela who after coming out of doogy let loose two pussy farts of a sound I have not heard since taking a piss at the del taco on the 5 next to a trucker taking a shit.

3. Valley. I never go to the valley. I am way too cultured.

**SomeGuyCool** · 08-15-26 02:01

Originally Posted by Daler [View Original Post]

Thanks for the info. Is this the uspa in Gardena.

Yeah down the street from Sunny.

**MassMe** · 08-14-26 20:35

I just noticed this place today. It has a HUGE sign and it's near the Trader Joe's and on the North side of pico. Has anyone tried it?

I am also curious about the 80 hr house on Wilshire and 9 - new place.

And the one that I am very curious about is way out in the valley like Reseda _ know I am in the wrong location.

19# Vanowen st Reseda Ca 9133 has anyone tried it?

Oh and the newish one on Robertson in the house near the freeway.

Anyone been to any of these?

**Daler** · 08-14-26 12:00

Thanks for the info. Is this the uspa in Gardena.

Originally Posted by SomeGuyCool [View Original Post]

Last week I felt the urge and was going to go to Uspa to see Grace but made a phone call and they said she wasn't work. Since I was already driving that way I remember about Sunny (Crystal) and decided well might as well since I went there a few months ago and had a nice visit. Got to sunny with no appointment and went inside was greeted by Sally. She was wearing some workout gear and look banging. I already knew this place was at least HJ which is why I went to visit. Well turns out I got way more than I thought I would. She leads me to the room and the first thing I notice is they put stuff on the wall to block out noise. Once I saw that I was like hmm did this place upgrade? And shit yeah it did. Sally comes back in and gives me a light massage for like 5 minutes which leads to teasing which now even more so I know okay this place is more than what they did before. I flip and she slap my cock the asked me what I wanted. Putting two and two together I bring her toward me and say everything and go in for a kiss which she responds with some crazy dfk. Now the fun begins. As reported she is a excellent time. Swapping spit, daty, gagging on cock. She's fun. Mish, cg, standing (which when I did that she called me crazy and strong and stuck her tongue down my throat), butterfly then ending in some deep doggy where she spreads her legs far apart. She's a champ. Finish in bag make out more. She tells me she's working everyday.

5 HH.

1. 5 donation.

As I left I saw another girl who looked older but sexy and she slapped my ass saying come back soon.

**SomeGuyCool** · 08-14-26 11:09

Last week I felt the urge and was going to go to Uspa to see Grace but made a phone call and they said she wasn't work. Since I was already driving that way I remember about Sunny (Crystal) and decided well might as well since I went there a few months ago and had a nice visit. Got to sunny with no appointment and went inside was greeted by Sally. She was wearing some workout gear and look banging. I already knew this place was at least HJ which is why I went to visit. Well turns out I got way more than I thought I would. She leads me to the room and the first thing I notice is they put stuff on the wall to block out noise. Once I saw that I was like hmm did this place upgrade? And shit yeah it did. Sally comes back in and gives me a light massage for like 5 minutes which leads to teasing which now even more so I know okay this place is more than what they did before. I flip and she slap my cock the asked me what I wanted. Putting two and two together I bring her toward me and say everything and go in for a kiss which she responds with some crazy dfk. Now the fun begins. As reported she is a excellent time. Swapping spit, daty, gagging on cock. She's fun. Mish, cg, standing (which when I did that she called me crazy and strong and stuck her tongue down my throat), butterfly then ending in some deep doggy where she spreads her legs far apart. She's a champ. Finish in bag make out more. She tells me she's working everyday.

5 HH.

1. 5 donation.

As I left I saw another girl who looked older but sexy and she slapped my ass saying come back soon.

**Oc Amper** · 08-14-26 01:38

Originally Posted by Mikajordan420 [View Original Post]

I went there finally a few days ago as a normie, I did not disclose where I heard them from and pretend to be a walk in, maybe some of you top dogs in the forum have them on speed-dial, but as a normie, I find the place is just like any other, nothing specatular out of the ordinary, the receptionist was a 40 why / o lady dress and make up like a 30 years old, speaks good english. My session didn't matter because I don't want to step on anyone's toes, but it was ok, the type of Ok that I will revisit at another time to give them a second chance because it was RUSHED. 30 minute session into a 15 minute in and out was not what I liked. But hey YMMV in this hobbie right? The receptionist did came in at the end to walk me out knowing I didn't even get a full 30 minutes, and ask me to come back because they were apparently busy that day. I wouldn't say I had a one and done experience, but certainly not a plus one from the review says.

While I am definitely no VIP, as have been there just three times Not that I wouldn't go there more, I'm in OC and have limited opportunities with my free time.

Somehow I still haven't managed to meet the receptionist I heard she is hot, but just can't say yes or no, yet.

As they are heavily encouraging appointments, probably exactly to avoid this kind of situation, one feeling slighted or rushed.

I'd recommend, making an appointment, also suggest while making the appointment, tell who you saw last, and how you hope this time your experience will meet your expectations. Maybe that will alert the staff, to be more attentive to your session needs, and if you pop early, to get you closer to the 30 minutes you might have been expecting.

For me, not here, but elsewhere, I've popped early and left shortly afterwards. I didn't feel slighted, but that is just me. I got what I needed at that time and had to be places so it worked well for me.

In your case, maybe they thought, you had something to do, and helped you on your way.

So far, my three visits, my experiences have been 75-90% of what has been written here. Usually, I'll pop quickly, once in a while, it just doesn't happen quick, no reason, or maybe its all in my head. I don't want TUMA, fingers in my ass and don't want BBBJ. I don't usually rail them for some 30+ minutes, so when I say I get 75-90%, I'm probably getting much more, just not counting it that way due to my own personal preferences.

Having said that, the three ladies, all very attractive. For me, I would turn my head to check them out no matter where they were, mall, beach, at a restaurant, even if I'm expecting to meet a lady, if I saw any one of the three, I'd check her out, even though I'm meeting another lady.

So, looks wise, they've meet my expectations. Session wise, all three got me there.

When you give them another chance, let us know how it went! I'm sure we'd all like to hear.

For me, I hope to visit soon! It's just been too crazy schedule wise. I'd love to visit one of the ladies I've already seen, but I do know they rotate every couple weeks, so they are long gone, well for now.

**JamesMcCoy692** · 08-14-26 01:19

Originally Posted by ASadBoi [View Original Post]

Question for a newbie to this forum. I started visiting parlors in the late 2010's / early 2020's. I haven't been to one in years tho. Are you guys ever uncomfortable running into other mongers?

My worst nightmare is sitting in a waiting room with a room full of mongers listening to someone getting banged in the next room, LOL.

I like to be lowkey. But it seems like I just need to stop giving a F.

Sorry. Non-newbie weighing in. It never bothered me. I worry about someone I know seeing me enter or exit, but a fellow mongerer doesn't bother me. Although I have to admit, when Eco was still around in Torrance and I'd see all the dudes in their cars with their pagers waiting for Apple, it kinda grossed me out. I know I'm not the only one, but actually seeing the guy right before you with the girl your about to bang and then seeing the guy after you eagerly waiting to go next was kind of a turn off.

**OldDude19** · 08-14-26 00:14

Originally Posted by Willie23 [View Original Post]

Surprised you got in. They are appointment only.

Not surprised you got rushed. They run a tight ship with their appointments and they probably felt they could squeeze you in and out when you walked in.