Massage Parlor Reports

**JpLovesBlondes** · 08-17-26 13:13

Stopped in at Best Massage over the weekend. No appointment, just took a chance with luck of the draw. I ended up with Betty.

Meh. First off, she was ten years older than the descriptions, at least. Cute, but not in her 20's. Body was accurate, petite, some curves. That was nice.

Massage was OK, she took direction well when I asked for more pressure, but enthusiasm was at an all time low.

The entire time I was there felt like I was interuppting what ever she was doing prior to my arrival, and she just wanted to get it over with.

Polar opposite of 90% of the usual Best/Shanghai visits..

After the flip a boring BJ and mish to finish. I was done early and had no desire to stay for a continuation of the massage or attempt round 2.

Meh /.

**Marko Ramius** · 08-16-26 18:52

I've noticed that most, if not nearly all, of the STG ads that don't specify an address seemingly randomly point you at some random MP, sometimes even in the area you are looking for.

Infrequently they also might point you at an AAMP or an incall at a motel. As usual quality varies insanely and you never know what you are going to get. While I used to have super-reliable AAMP contacts that were discreet, gave good service, and had ladies who were 35 or under, those contacts have all expired and I haven't been able to make new ones that were worth bothering with. Seems the CFG has enshittified that part of mongering here too.

**Shogun Hua** · 08-16-26 17:53

Rose, long straight black hair, probably to the middle of the back. Cute face, mid 20's. Natural Bs or Cs. HWP. Maybe 5'5" or so.

I had a solid session with her, after massaging her, she started sucking on my nipples and then moved south to a BBBJ. Probably one of the best I've gotten. Maybe 7 minutes long. I'm not that long, but she was putting all the effort and making the sound of providing deep throat. Lots of varying techniques. She rolls on the rubber and hops on CG. After a few minutes I take over and we do all of my favorite positions. She cleans me up and I am on my way

Other girls,

Olivia, 5'2" super sweet, HWP, MM D's? Great service.

Sophia, 5'3" light brown hair, cute face, Cs? HWP, speaks some English.

**Shogun Hua** · 08-16-26 10:53

Originally Posted by JpLovesBlondes [View Original Post]

I tried this place again, and a very heavy set blonde latina was the only lady there. I stayed, but shouldn't have. Worthless massage, terrible activities afterward. Unless you like them real real thick, I wouldn't go back, or at least I'd leave if she was the only one working.

I was also not impressed with the one girl I saw there, Madero, probably a couple of years ago now. She was fairly thick with bleach blonde hair I heard that it's kind of expensive there too. So I haven't gone back. I've only seen a couple of attractive Latinas, one at New Spa and one at Evergreen spa both in South Everett on Highway 99.

**JpLovesBlondes** · 08-15-26 16:16

Originally Posted by JpLovesBlondes [View Original Post]

I've had a variety of latinas there. Usually late 20's-30's, thick, but not fat, It's a little run down on the outside, but clean enough.

I tried this place again, and a very heavy set blonde latina was the only lady there. I stayed, but shouldn't have. Worthless massage, terrible activities afterward. Unless you like them real real thick, I wouldn't go back, or at least I'd leave if she was the only one working.

**ZoooBus** · 08-15-26 01:07

Anna is moving to Renton. She gives a superb massage and a very good L1 finish.

Also Harmony Massage on Broadway was closed with the dreaded realtor's box on the door. In other words it looks as if they went out of business.

**GoaThillBilly** · 08-14-26 21:50

Planned to go to Harmony and see CiCi whom I have seen before and had a good time, but when I arrived the door was locked and had on one of those real estate type lock boxes, so apparently they are tits up. Should have drove to Best but didn't want to go further south during peak traffic time.

So I thought I would give Lumi-Zen one more chance. Was greeted by a short and smoking hot Columbian with amazing curves. I asked about DATY and she said no, so I proceeded to walk out. She then called to Bella, a decent looking, maybe early to mid 40's year Asian. I asked the same $ and received kind of a reluctant yes. She disrobes, has large fake breasts and not the newer type that are hard to tell, nice responsive nips though. Then I say how about 69 and she said no. So I went down and she was clearly not into it AT ALL which was a big turn off. I mean she didn't even try to fake enjoying it. It was not my worst experience but I for sure will not be going back. Also no BBBJ or kissing. CFS was mediocre for sure, couldn't feel much, seems like they use industrial strength covers. She did have a very nice ass for an Asian. Imo, these places with their older worn out providers with their limited menus all need to go away.

**JpLovesBlondes** · 08-11-26 11:29

Originally Posted by Nolanrob442 [View Original Post]

Was thinking about trying Madero, but curious if it's worth the extra cost.

I've read some good things. Not a ton though so makes me wonder. I've read it's covered so maybe that's why but wanted some insight before going.

I've had a variety of latinas there. Usually late 20's-30's, thick, but not fat, It's a little run down on the outside, but clean enough.

**KitWalker1967** · 08-11-26 10:35

Originally Posted by Tasman63 [View Original Post]

Name and damage?

I never got the cougar auntie's name, but we did have a nice time for $140. My review is currently on page three of this thread.

**BunzOsteel** · 08-11-26 06:18

Originally Posted by Nolanrob442 [View Original Post]

Was thinking about trying Madero, but curious if it's worth the extra cost.

I've read some good things. Not a ton though so makes me wonder. I've read it's covered so maybe that's why but wanted some insight before going.

I went there a few months ago. Thick Latina with blond hair but sad massage and it was only 20 minutes even though I asked for an hour. YMMV but not a repeat for me.

**Nolanrob442** · 08-10-26 18:36

Was thinking about trying Madero, but curious if it's worth the extra cost.

I've read some good things. Not a ton though so makes me wonder. I've read it's covered so maybe that's why but wanted some insight before going.

**Trappin1719** · 08-10-26 16:55

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

Now that some time has passed and the lines have gone down, I decided it was time to drive south to grab some Raising Cane's chicken and see what all the fuss was about. It was okay I guess, but having lived in Georgia I'm more of a Zaxby's guy. Since I was already in the area and had some time to kill, I decided to go across the street and see what fun I could have at Tokyo Spa. I was greeted by a cougar auntie wearing a sexy dress and heels. Told her I wanted an hour-long massage and she left so I could get comfortable. She gave me a halfway decent massage, intermixed with conversation, then asked me to flip a little earlier than I would have preferred. Opted for head when she asked what I wanted, with her pulling the top of her dress down to show off the twins before she started. Got to give her credit for taking it nice and slow, especially since I never felt her slip the cover on. Allowed my hands to roam all over and I was pleasantly surprised to feel her bare kitty, so there may be more on the menu. Cleaned me up after I nutted, then gave me a second massage before I left and headed home. She shorted me by about 12 minutes, but all things considered she treated me nicely and it was $140 well spent.

Did a quick knock and talk. Definitely Auntie Level, scantily clad, decent body / face. Actually not bad looking. Something to keep an eye on. If anyone has shareable info please pm or share freely here. Thanks.

**NW Bastard** · 08-10-26 12:30

I wanted to try a place not on the radar. I tried Magic Spa, the open sign was on, but the door was locked. I hope no one noticed how shocked I was. Next I tried Blue Opal (the sign is now Lucky Star Spa, but the door stills says Blue Opal). A nice lady answered the door and said they were busy.

So I went back to my main, Golden Spa. I was greeted by Erika, later 40's /50's, hot MILF type. Scrubbed well on the shower table. Light massage. Flip and asked if I wanted extras. She started with BBBJ and paid attention to the boys, I loved that. Then FS all the positions. Light kissing. Then a nice deep massage until the end of the hour.

I would repeat.

**KrDoggy-shill** · 08-10-26 11:57

Made the drive yesterday and had a wonderful time. Spinner size, great cans, kind of a Chanel / Sindy shapely small body. Beautiful exotic face.

She was super happy and appreciative I came out. Much passion was had. Much laughter too.

Shop not busy when I was there, Anne is working with Reya who is also a very high quality roll in the hay.

Doggy recommended!

**ZoooBus** · 08-09-26 21:33

Okay, I was wrong about Diamond Spa. L3 is available with the "mamamsan" at least. She is young. Early thirties at the most. An amazing body, very attractive face. She is the mamasan and was continually interrupted for the massage part of the activities. But there were none when we got down to business. Perfect C's or D breast. Probably manmade, but I could not tell.

It was the second time I saw her. The first time was when it was still under the old name. I do not know if it is part of Evertt's new ordinances, but her picture was part of the license publicly visible when you enter. Share some love.

Definitely worth a repeat trip.