Massage Parlor Reports

**Drummr** · 08-07-26 18:58

Originally Posted by GnogginFan [View Original Post]

Is she still around someplace? Amanda finally updated their site and she's not listed. Been a bit since early May now.

What is the website? Can't find girls on the site I found.

**JohnBoyJohnny** · 08-07-26 17:55

Originally Posted by Dinosaur9 [View Original Post]

Dude, those signs are more of an indication thay they offer extras more than anything other than monitors LOL.

They probably saw how nervous you were, I only went one time and she couldn't wait to put my dick in her mouth.

What's the best time of day and day of week to see her? I feel like she's always busy.

**GeorgeMax** · 08-07-26 17:42

Originally Posted by Dumah [View Original Post]

I dipped in to scope out the famous SxL spa after hearing plenty of good things. Pretty girls there for sure, but I'm perhaps new to the massage parlor game and didn't quite know how to initiate more than a standard massage. Bit embarrassing but the no solicitation posters all over kind of weirded me out. The massage from the owner was great though so wasn't a waste, just would have preferred a happy ending as well. Any tips to someone new to this part of the game?

Getting extras at an AMP is all about four major points.

1. Are you safe and sane? I come into the establishment being polite, pleasant, reasonably dressed, and clean with a smile on my face and a bounce in my step.

2. Do you have the cash necessary to play? It is easy to learn the parlor rate but I always pay with $100 from a bank roll in my pocket of another $100 and 2-5 additional $20's. I never bring my phone, credit cards or wallet into an AMP. I make sure the Mammasan sees that I have cash. FS is usually 2 x door fee + $20-40 additional sometimes.

3. Is your vibe fun? How can an older guy expect a young or much younger woman want to suck his cock or fuck him if you're grumpy, mean, etc. Be fun! Be complimentary and show you're horny.

4. Telegraph your intentions! Once I'm put in a room, I'll take by shoes and shirt off. Then I'll step out and visit the restroom I purposely don't close the door because I want her to hear a heavy steady stream of piss and also hear me wash my hands like a maniac. Why? Asians believe a strong urine stream means healthy plumbing. Hand washing maniac again, if this younger woman is going to frolic and fuck me, the last thing she wants is for my hands to be dirty. I time dropping my jeans to when the masseuse walks into the room so she sees me full frontally nude with at least half an erection or more. This sends a message as well as when I get in the table I ask to not be draped. Depending on her vibe, I'll sometimes go in for a hiug but at the very least, I will compliment her dress and tell her she is very pretty.

**Dinosaur9** · 08-06-26 21:09

Originally Posted by Dumah [View Original Post]

I dipped in to scope out the famous SxL spa after hearing plenty of good things. Pretty girls there for sure, but I'm perhaps new to the massage parlor game and didn't quite know how to initiate more than a standard massage. Bit embarrassing but the no solicitation posters all over kind of weirded me out. The massage from the owner was great though so wasn't a waste, just would have preferred a happy ending as well. Any tips to someone new to this part of the game?

Dude, those signs are more of an indication thay they offer extras more than anything other than monitors LOL.

They probably saw how nervous you were, I only went one time and she couldn't wait to put my dick in her mouth.

**ShakeNBake69** · 08-06-26 20:45

Originally Posted by Dumah [View Original Post]

I dipped in to scope out the famous SxL spa after hearing plenty of good things. Pretty girls there for sure, but I'm perhaps new to the massage parlor game and didn't quite know how to initiate more than a standard massage. Bit embarrassing but the no solicitation posters all over kind of weirded me out. The massage from the owner was great though so wasn't a waste, just would have preferred a happy ending as well. Any tips to someone new to this part of the game?

Don't worry about the signs posted. Just grab some ass and tell them know what you want. On the flip just make sure your dick is out and let them know what your in the mood for 😉.

**Beckert6115** · 08-06-26 20:09

Originally Posted by Misht [View Original Post]

Curious to try out the Grand / Western locations listed in Chicagoland body rubs website. The listed phone wants I'd and I LOL'd. I've given Benjamin's for a massage yes but never an I'd. Do they take walk ins and any kind soul DM me their address or clue?

It is not a storefront but rather an apartment situation so there are no walk-ins and no appointments without verification. CLM is generally pretty solid. Door fee is standard but tips can vary and can be a little expensive depending on the girl.

**Wirelessone** · 08-06-26 20:00

Originally Posted by Dumah [View Original Post]

I dipped in to scope out the famous SxL spa after hearing plenty of good things. Pretty girls there for sure, but I'm perhaps new to the massage parlor game and didn't quite know how to initiate more than a standard massage. Bit embarrassing but the no solicitation posters all over kind of weirded me out. The massage from the owner was great though so wasn't a waste, just would have preferred a happy ending as well. Any tips to someone new to this part of the game?

The next time you go back ask for a table shower or arrive freshly shaved and showered, as they're are walking you to your room reach out and grab a handful of their ass cheeks this is a signal to them you're not the police. I'll do this whenever I'm going into a parlor as a first time customer. If the table shower is unavailable, then as they're massaging you, move your arms / hands in such a way that you can rub their ass as yet another signal you're not a cop. Things should progress from there after the flip and you can let her know what you want and negotiate a price. If you got a massage from the owner she's not big on the price for a HJ so she may send in another girl in to do the HJ deed nor does she work in Sundays I believe.

Then come back here and report.

**ChicagoSlave** · 08-06-26 18:37

Originally Posted by KaceyAnders [View Original Post]

I was wondering why you suggest not to go there, I did send you a private message, just wondering how bad it is and if what the pros and cons were about the place. It looks like they have been around along time but it's hard to find information about the place.

.

Sorry, I'm never on here enough. I hit you back.

**Justjoshing72** · 08-06-26 17:08

Originally Posted by Dumah [View Original Post]

I dipped in to scope out the famous SxL spa after hearing plenty of good things. Pretty girls there for sure, but I'm perhaps new to the massage parlor game and didn't quite know how to initiate more than a standard massage. Bit embarrassing but the no solicitation posters all over kind of weirded me out. The massage from the owner was great though so wasn't a waste, just would have preferred a happy ending as well. Any tips to someone new to this part of the game?

In places like SXL where there might be people actually there for just the massage, they may be hesitant to do anything unless you initiate contact. I know this is at least the case for Bebe who told me exactly that. Obviously don't do that if you're not sure if a place offers extras, but you obviously can do it there.

**Marylander** · 08-06-26 16:50

I have also bene looking for information on this establishment. I actually reached out to them from their website and heard back immediately that I need to call to set up an appointment. The email also mentioned that they have been in business for 3 decades. But then I see feedback from here. Suggesting to avoid. And that's why I did not go ahead and am hoping to get more information. Even personal messages will be appreciated!!

Originally Posted by KaceyAnders [View Original Post]

I was wondering why you suggest not to go there, I did send you a private message, just wondering how bad it is and if what the pros and cons were about the place. It looks like they have been around along time but it's hard to find information about the place.

.

**ChicagoSlave** · 08-06-26 14:47

Originally Posted by Thaiboy73 [View Original Post]

I texted Emily's personal number and no response and she is normally quick at replying to me so not looking good.

I just texted her and she responded right away. Said that no one reached out to her to ask about it, so check if you have the right number. She thinks they were all just at the pizza place. LOL.

**KaceyAnders** · 08-06-26 14:42

I was wondering why you suggest not to go there, I did send you a private message, just wondering how bad it is and if what the pros and cons were about the place. It looks like they have been around along time but it's hard to find information about the place.

Originally Posted by ChicagoSlave [View Original Post]

DO NOT GO TO THAT PLACE. It's called Chicago Illusions and their main goal is to take as much money from you as possible. It's run by a literal gangster. Hit me in a DM if you want to know more.

Your best bet is to try the indpendent ladies. Start by going to https://www.dickievirgin.com/country/chicago and looking at the ladies listed there. And just tell them what you are looking for. They care about your limitations.

.

**Eddinger** · 08-06-26 12:20

There are plenty.

Harmony in norridge is incredible. Theres a bunch in lombard. So check that board.

Originally Posted by BiggoDawgGo [View Original Post]

Is it just me, or are there no good K-spas left around Illinois?

I used to go to Melody and see Sky all the time, but she retired, and ever since then it feels like I haven't found anyone close to as good.

Does anyone have any recommendations? I'm open to Chicago or the suburbs, pretty much anywhere in Illinois if it's worth the drive.

If you don't want to post publicly, feel free to DM me. And if anyone's looking for a few spots around Chicago, I'm happy to share what I know too.

.

**Dumah** · 08-06-26 03:09

I dipped in to scope out the famous SxL spa after hearing plenty of good things. Pretty girls there for sure, but I'm perhaps new to the massage parlor game and didn't quite know how to initiate more than a standard massage. Bit embarrassing but the no solicitation posters all over kind of weirded me out. The massage from the owner was great though so wasn't a waste, just would have preferred a happy ending as well. Any tips to someone new to this part of the game?