Massage Parlor Reports

**FlyWaySkyWay** · 08-07-26 12:37

Any of you fellas ever had the condom break during a sesh??

After over a decade at the hobby, this was a first for me in the way that it happened this time around. We didn't find out till after I busted while I was inside mid stroke (thought I was covered).

Not gunna name drop or anything but, I'm a regular at this shop and she was a new girl on rotation. She freaked out and ran out of the room.

To my surprise, she came back with the 3 other ladies, 2 of which I've known for a long time and have seen countless times, and they all started berating me demanding I pay $$ for birth control LOL. I threw the floozy a fifty, because that's how much plan b costs, and I left all while being followed and screamed at in Chinese by 4 beautiful naked and scantily clad oriental women (and much actually was kinda hot. New kink unlocked?

It's been a couple months since then and I wonder if I'm hoping that I haven't joined the ranks of the losers on the wall by the door.

**Admin2** · 08-07-26 11:04

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

Pretty ironic they get punished for it on this site. Fake reviews out there but pretty few IMO. Lots of stories of amazement from those shops. Others had to step up.

You think there are few? Seattle and Everette and fucking polluted with them, they are a cancer on the forum.

Are you one of them?

To the shops in this area, I will find your shills and I will label them and ban them. We have started a new ad called a metro ad it displays in all the threads in a city and if you get it for six months you also get a dedicated advertiser thread. It's an opportunity for you to have transparency in your advertiser. For the first year the prices are seriously reduced.

Use the contact us link and ask about them because I'm telling you the era of the shill accounts and free ads is over.

A2

**Marko Ramius** · 08-07-26 11:03

What I've noticed over the years is that, of course, YMMV, but some things make your mileage vary a lot more.

If you are a well-known, popular, and good customer your experience overall will be completely different than if you are not. In the early 2000's when I lived in the Seattle area I went 304 ing probably five or six times a month. I got great service at great prices, no upsells, no shorting on time, got the cutest girls, and the most generous boundaries (and damn they were very generous). Now that I don't visit for playtimes as frequently I don't get the platinum member treatment as often.

One time I inadvertently saved one of those businesses (they had accidentally started a fire on a hot plate and I ran out of my room bare-assed naked and put it out before they even had the wit to call 911) and after that at that shop I could do no wrong and got anything I'd want. That shop always had cute girls but rushed minimal service and obnoxious upsell. After that they were completely different for me, and I could easily stay two hours with free seconds and thirds if I wanted to.

**Admin2** · 08-07-26 11:02

Originally Posted by Aquarius1981 [View Original Post]

Sometimes I think the reviews are fake coming from accounts that's trying to promote and bring clients to their shops. IMO it's getting pretty disappointing.

Manufactured reviews aren't hard to spot. If you suspect one please report it and I'll look at it.

A2

**Tobin1914** · 08-06-26 23:11

Originally Posted by Aquarius1981 [View Original Post]

My expectations and experience only come from this forum.

I have been to Southeast Asian many times. IMO there's no comparison.

I have been in the lifestyle for over a decade, but I am new to the AMP community. So I read a lot and I have visited about 4 or 5 shops.

The reviews do not match.

Each experience is different and I have gone into each visit open minded.

Each time I have never wanted to go back.

This is okay. I just keep checking in, hoping to find a diamond LOL.

I rarely post but have seen most of the girls that are popular, while I agree that I have had visits that did not meet what I expected I will also say I have had mirrored visits that some people like KRdoggy have posted. Some of the girls I click with and have some great times, others I wonder what I did to not get the service others do. Some shops are popular because they have the most consistent service and honor appointments, none of them are perfect though so a smile on your face and an open mind never hurts.

**Youngdent23** · 08-06-26 21:14

Hey all, new to this community. I am definitely more into the chubbier / fuller type, could anyone recommend me shops or providers?

**Flyer99** · 08-06-26 21:12

So where is the ultra spinner at for August? I'm in need of one of those this month LOL.

Made appt to see Shirley at C6 but the dispatcher told me she was out for a monthly visit, and to try Anna. Anna formerly of Brisa. We have met before and another great time was had. I'm not into fake massage but Anna gave me a neck and shoulder rub for about 15 minutes that felt great, then after the deed another 15 minute neck and shoulder rub at my request. After that a quick round 2 facefuck and out the door in 57 minutes, including my pregame shower.

Standard wages apply.

**Drumr** · 08-06-26 16:46

Originally Posted by Priapus77 [View Original Post]

Well if you like them short she fits that description. I would doubt she is over 4'10" . In her 30's with eraser nipples, trimmed below and a tattoo across her tummy.

I'm a big fan of the short and tiny types, so I went to Garden Spa based on this report. The description from Priapus77 was spot on. I was hoping for FS, but only got HJ with under clothing roaming. YMMV. Was disappointed in the availability of extras, but to her credit I did get a decent massage, table shower and the full hour. One and done for me.

**KrDoggy-shill** · 08-06-26 16:01

Both do it well, BeiBei just has the track record. I think many will prefer Anna's looks and hooters, but give me BeiBei all day.

Originally Posted by Ampking69 [View Original Post]

How would you compare between the two? Who takes the TUMA crown at the moment?

**Aquarius1981** · 08-06-26 14:36

Originally Posted by AlwaysSunny007 [View Original Post]

If you ever travel to Korea, look up club style anmas. Example is DAO or GA-IN. It's quite the experience and nothing like it exists in the US or really anywhere. Like 100 girls working, you have one main girl that leads you around and multiple women focus on you at a time. Heaven on earth.

I used to live Seoul SK for over a year. All of the places I found were not "foreigner" friendly. The only place was Hooker Hill LOL.

**AlwaysSunny007** · 08-06-26 14:27

Originally Posted by Meorme [View Original Post]

There's a certain expectation that comes with still being Seattle, or surrounding area. It's not going to be Japanese "soapland" (I've never been, not sure what's typical), Bangkok, German FKK, or even really Vancouver.

If you ever travel to Korea, look up club style anmas. Example is DAO or GA-IN. It's quite the experience and nothing like it exists in the US or really anywhere. Like 100 girls working, you have one main girl that leads you around and multiple women focus on you at a time. Heaven on earth.

**SplittingTens** · 08-06-26 13:18

Texted and got a noon appt with Yoyo yesterday. Got there and first time using the upstairs room at Magnolia. Really nice room and setup with a great mirror arrangement. Girl who answers the door is not my speed but she goes to get Yoyo and Yoyo is all bubbly and a lot of fun. She's young, great skin and some nice breasts with big areola. Short hair in a pixie cut and is on the shorter side. Could lose some weight but not flabby at all.

Session is pretty good with standard oral, asked and received tuma and then on to the main. Started out in mish, then had her ride and she was going after it. Turned her around for doggy and after about 5-10 minutes of sex now she asked me to go back to mish to finish. However then she was holding onto me and not letting me move much so I couldn't finish. I get it that some girls get tired or sore so I just finished myself on her breasts.

She grabs me a hot towel and I clean up a little. It only took 25 minutes to finish and I told her clearly my donation, the standard was for the hour. I had talked about how much I hate being rushed and shorted when we first talking about how I was the first appt of the day for her.

Anyways, after the hot towel she stepped out and never came back. Nikki came in to say hi right after the event and she was looking good. Put her in her 30's and tall for an asian with C cup and a tight body. Would love to know if anyone has had a good experience with her.

I texted the scheduler and let them know I was not pleased with being shorted time, I would have given the feedback directly to Yoyo but I usually get girls numbers only if it's a good time afterwards. Yoyo said she would be here for a month or two.

**SplittingTens** · 08-06-26 13:04

Originally Posted by BBAsianLover [View Original Post]

Is this the same Elly that was at Brisa last month? Flower tattoo above her left breast? She was amazing.

Based on the tattoo, yes that would be her.

**Aquarius1981** · 08-06-26 12:29

Originally Posted by Manager9 [View Original Post]

Yeah, it is disappointing. I'd recommend you don't go to these shops and leave all the pussy for me. I love mediocre experiences.

No worries I appreciate the feedback and SALUTE.

Happy Hunting!

**Aquarius1981** · 08-06-26 12:26

Originally Posted by Meorme [View Original Post]

There's a certain expectation that comes with still being Seattle, or surrounding area. It's not going to be Japanese "soapland" (I've never been, not sure what's typical), Bangkok, German FKK, or even really Vancouver.

But's in the last year or three or so, all my experiences in Seattle have been far better than years prior, sticking to mostly well reviewed shops in the South end.

With the differences in the services I've received over the last 3/4/5 years, I can easily believe someone who's been frequenting local establishments, and only local establishments over time to be pretty blown away.

My expectations and experience only come from this forum.

I have been to Southeast Asian many times. IMO there's no comparison.

I have been in the lifestyle for over a decade, but I am new to the AMP community. So I read a lot and I have visited about 4 or 5 shops.

The reviews do not match.

Each experience is different and I have gone into each visit open minded.

Each time I have never wanted to go back.

This is okay. I just keep checking in, hoping to find a diamond LOL.