Massage Parlor Reports

**Calorie** · 08-09-26 15:55

LAX Acupuncture:

This is a new joint at the corner of sawtelle and Washington Place (not blvd. It is 40** sawtelle) as saber tooth penor says it is upstairs in a little two story building that looks like the architect was the same guy that runs the last evangelical church in Dearborn Michigan.

You can text to get a lineup and I hope to see you soon honey response. As saber tooth penis pointed out, it is upstairs. At the base of the stairs is a sort of stand up poster with more massage varieties listed than there are variations of hot pockets and known species of life in the observable universe period. This sort of compulsive stupidity of the westside Mamma San is what usually results in a place like this being busted. Because the neighbors notice that all the guys coming in, seem to walk in with bad backs. And leave miraculously with pep in their step and staff, like they just went through two weeks of chiropractor sessions at lourdes.

In any event, you get upstairs and there is a sign on the glass door that was made by a five year old with a developmental disability that says lax acupuncture. It is so big you can see it from space like state of Israel which is the only irrigated spot in the entire middle east.

I have no idea if there was a former place with the same name, but this is culver city and probably a good 5 Miles from lax or the in and out next to lax.

When you text the mama, she text back with a remarkable roster of girls all under the age of 26, all with varying size of breasts, somewhere between D and double DD.

I walk in and was greeted by Zoe, who I later had sex with. Zoe is not bad more about her later, I asked to see other girls, but I guess I'm going to have to invest in chat GPT, to get better translation efforts from the staff here. I did see Coco, the girl referenced below. She is very homely bordering on clinically acceptable down syndrome stunt double. Her tits are flopping around and she looks chapped af. I was not impressed by Cocoa, and for the life of me could not get to see the other girl whose name I kind of forget. I think it was Vina or some other made up name like an indian final expense scam caller named todd wilson.

I chose Zoey. Is no more than 5 foot 0 if she was on her tippy toes, looking over a fence to watch the Olympics. I have no idea how old she is. I would have to say she is under 45. She has some baby damage. She has a tattoo across her pussy of some kind of massive winged thing that probably could cover up a triple homicide, let alone a c section scar. Her belly button kind of looks like the new york subway map.

She has big fakies that are harder than clay aiken in jail, with nipples you ould hang half of the burlington coat factory inventory on. She has smooth skin and no body fat. Perfect SpongeBob, arms. Her massage starts with a ridiculous amount of full body work, literally from my heel all the way up to the base of my skull, all of it completely useless. There was essentially no teasing whatsoever of my sack or manhood.

After about 10 or 15 minutes. I had paid for 45 with $60, she turned me over and started negotiations. I was frankly too tired to win, so I just said, what is it for the whole deal? And she said, 200, and we got to money, she left to go get supplies. She did the whole 200 proof alcohol wash of my penor and balls, but nothing of my aass. And then she started a rather bad blowjob we're going to need to have some training instituted, perhaps a learning annex course, or something, because these girls seem to think that the mouth is a dustbuster, and the dick is a kitchen table. It is supposed to be done with some love. I've never given one, but I know how one should be. I got her to go slow and lick my ballies. She did that somewhat but she did not go down south to the Taco Bell.

Blow hole.

We then went on to the main course I did standing mish and standing doggy, then regular doggy then doggy in the pound and then flat doggy. She has a skin tag on her back the size of a matzo boall. In flat doggy, it was kind of fun because she would flap her ass cheeks, and it got very wet, she claimed she came, but I really don't believe her, because it was only once. And usually, these girls come 5 to 6 times for me. But I digress.

I then said, I could not come in the bag. They had the air conditioning working. But it was as effective as a threesome, with 2 no-shows. I said I would need a manual transmission because automatic was not going to work and I also had her start blowing me again. I managed not to blow in her mouth and let out a rather weak but thick load.

I do not think I would return to see Zoe and this place is run like a kindergarten in the Congo. As best as I can tell they do not change the sheets, the towels or anything. It is not very busy. So the sort of wind chime in a hurricane sound of the front door a la cloud 9 or or red lantern, is not there.

I assume that the stolen vehicle police recovery team of west side mongers that pump up these places will start to tout it.

And it will be gone soon enough due to that stupid fucken sign at the bottom of stairs.

All in all a pretty unacceptable experience on the west side, but expected.

60 door 200 tip.

**JaceTms** · 08-09-26 10:34

Is sunny spa appointments only still? I remember seeing that somewhere. I texted the phone number on RM and they didn't reply, not sure is there a different number I can try maybe? PM for direction is much appreciated. TIA.

**Young Stud 24** · 08-08-26 21:22

You should TOFTT, find out and report back to let us know.

I believe in you.

Originally Posted by DanteDk07 [View Original Post]

Can someone please confirm there is a Gcup lala at happy spa?

On AMP reviews, I heard there is someone named lala who has g cup natural tits and an attractive face?

Can someone confirm and provide details on how big and nice her tits are and what her personality is like and how good she is giving massages or in bed.

**AlCapone2006** · 08-08-26 19:23

Found this quiet spot next to a liquor store on the right side once you go up to 10 east freeway, go past the In-and-Out Burger place. It's on the right hand side. A new MILF arrived and also a hot college girl was there last weekend. I paid the $40 for half an hour. The hot MILF start grabbing my nuts the minute I walked in the door then I took my pants off and she started sucking that thing like there was no tomorrow. Worth $160 for the best massage and prostste massage. B size tits. Skinny and long hair. I love the lighting when I walked in very soothing. She was around her late 30's early 40's.

**SabertoothPeni** · 08-08-26 17:04

I was going to chill on the pay for play this weekend, but. One of my favorite MMSs let me know about her new place and told me that it was stacked with new talent. Tons of parking around back. Walked in the Sawtelle entrance and up the stairs. Sort of Spa Castle / Sakura setup. Rooms are new and clean.

When I got there, there were 3 bangers standing by. All small, all Ds, all pretty. I selected Coco over Wiena and Zoe solely because she was the flirtiest and she was most appreciative of my physique. Gents, you get a little more mileage if you show up in shape.

We handled the HF and tip up front. The usual amounts. She was all over me. Super handsy. It is such a turn-on when the girl really seems into it from jump. She was just a sexy, squirmy handful of boobs and butt. Her boobs were exceptional. I am on the fence if they were natty or enhanced. If they were enhanced, her surgeon deserves an award. Either way, they were symmetrical, perky, soft, with smallish nips. Just a great set of tits. Coco is a young, Singaporean sex pot. She's about 5' tall, maybe 100 lbs. A pretty face with a nice smile. Longish, black hair with blonde streaks. No tattoos. Neatly trimmed kitty. Round ass, small waist. Exceptional Ds with small nips.

The rest of her was as good as the tits. Her attitude and eagerness really did it for me. There is nothing better than feeling appreciated. That is the secret ingredient for the GFE.

Lots of DFK. Great BBBJ with mucho eye contact. Her pussy was wet, warm, and tight. I ate it first, because I got there at opening time. All the usual positions. Coco is beautiful to watch when she is on top, and she is very active on the bottom. I always tell the girls that I will come back. I almost never do. I will come back for Coco, though. I am not sure if she makes my all-time podium, but she has a place in the finals.

**DanteDk07** · 08-08-26 08:29

Can someone please confirm there is a Gcup lala at happy spa?

On AMP reviews, I heard there is someone named lala who has g cup natural tits and an attractive face?

Can someone confirm and provide details on how big and nice her tits are and what her personality is like and how good she is giving massages or in bed.

**Johnjack123-shill** · 08-07-26 21:30

Been seeing ads for Lucky Spa in Culver City pop up so figured I'd finally TOFTT. Texted the number, asked who was working, got back "Angela and one other. " Picked Angela based on the description they sent. Set up the time and headed over.

Place is tucked away in a small strip mall, low-key, easy parking. Texted when I arrived, Angela met me at the door. Late 20's, maybe 5'3", slim build, natural B's, long black hair, cute face. Wearing yoga pants and a tight top that showed off her figure. Definitely better looking than most in this area.

Led me to the room, handed over $160 total for the hour. She left, got comfortable, and she came back to start. Massage was actually decent, worked out some knots in my shoulders with good pressure. Not CMT level but she knew what she was doing. Some nice teasing around the legs, built it up without rushing.

Flipped and things got better. She undressed and went straight into a body slide, rubbing those B's all over me. She had great technique, lots of eye contact, very sensual. Her mouth game was solid, gentle but deep, plenty of attention to the boys. She was happy to switch to 69 when I asked, shaved and clean, tasted amazing.

Hopped on for ACG and she had incredible control, rode me with that perfect hip swivel that hits all the right spots. Had to focus hard not to pop early. Switched to K9 and flattened her out for from behind, she pushed back into every thrust like she knew exactly what I needed. Finished strong and we caught our breath spooning for a minute.

No clock watching, full hour, sweet personality, good English, easy to chat with. She said she'll be at Lucky for a while so definitely catch her while you can. For $160 all in, hard to beat in Culver City.

Stay safe out there!

**OldDude19** · 08-07-26 19:29

Was able to schedule an appointment at Sunny. Arrive and greeted by MMS who puts me a room tells me try Bobo so I say ok. She leaves and Bobo comes in bouncing with energy and immediately begins DFK me. Bobo is a cute girl with a big smile MM C's, shaved. She has a lot of energy, enjoys kissing and being eaten out, and has a strong head game. Fun time with her as we switched off eating / sucking each other for a while before wrapping me up going at in missionary which she really liked, and I finished in doggy where she was still enthusiastic.

Have to say best thing about her was her energy and enthusiasm throughout the entire session. Very service orientated and gave me a massage afterwards trying to coax another session out of me. Her last day is the 15th so best to see her sooner than later as some of these girls lose their energy and enthusiasm near the end of their tour.

**SabertoothPeni** · 08-06-26 19:00

Originally Posted by Calorie [View Original Post]

So I have been knocking some pigeons at 125* westwood lately. The place is now next to some type of arab deli in progress that as best as I can tell is a hezbollah front kind of like that michigan guy.

125* is the little hooker house that could. Run by this fucken hag kiki who some monger treated to poke next door, it only has two gals on staff. Kiki the owner and a player to be named later.

My fucking there is downright awful.

The last girl was emily. Emily could be anywhere from 36 - 60. God I do not want to know. She has a slimmer body but totally fake tits and a tattoo of a free ice fuk the mets over her baby damage. She has breath that surpassed the mouthwash she used before blowing me. I would say she would be a willie23 8, so for me she is a 4.

She does the talk too much routine. Like my trick with these girls is I am able to flex my cock in their pussy and it shocks them. She was all giggles and made dumb hand gestures about it. Anyhow, she was kind of a dead lay, standing mish and standing doggie with a pre fuck blow job that was also weak. 200 for a gal who if she was at the old cloud 9 you guys would have fell in love with.

So 60 for the door and 200 for a miserable fuck.

Emily claims that she will be there for a while now so if you like grade c Chinese meat and panda express is closed, hit emily at 125* westwood.

Thanks for TOFTT. It sounds like even willie might pass on this one.

**SabertoothPeni** · 08-06-26 18:58

Another monger, the venerable StuntCoq, posted this review. In quotes, elsewhere. Honestly, I don't have much to add. It stinks out in LH because Nancy is the sh! T.

"Before I hit the door, a petite beauty with natural D cups opened up and beckoned me inside. This was the girl I had selected. I chose well. Nancy is spectacular. Long black hair, beautiful small face, great natural breasts, no tattoos, fit (she has faint abs and obliques), hourglass figure, no stretch marks. This girl is what the hobby is all about.

Back to the room where I asked for an hour. I usually only go for 30, but this was the hottest girl that I had encountered in a spa in over a year. She got up on her toes and kissed me thoroughly and then told me to get ready. I opted for a massage this time. Nancy is 50% Thai, and I guessed that she would be good at a sensual massage. Light oil and lots of teasing. I grabbed her pale, firm butt whenever it was within reach.

The massage led to DFK and down to a skillful and convincing BBBJ. The eye contact gave a solid GFE vibe. It was doubly exciting, because this girl's looks and youth placed her well out of my league. I sat her on the edge of the tables and knelt before a very pretty shaved kitty. I licked and gently sucked her lips and clit until she came with a little gush. From there I worshipped her perfect breasts and nipples as she stroked my cock. Eventually, she asked the magic question, "you fuck me?

We got up and she opened up the wrapped and slipped it on. She was already lubed up, so got right to it. She bent over the table and guided me into her in Standing Mish where she had a leg up on a chair. That a workout due to our height difference, but it was worth the effort, because she looked so good like that. Nancy is athletic and enthusiastic. We worked out way through the usual positions.

As I got close, I straddled her for some Russian. After a few more minutes, I unloaded onto her face and into her mouth. ".

I had a similar experience with Nancy minus the facial finish. It is important to say that this girl is young and fit AF. Totally worth the trip to bang a hot spinner like this.

**Calorie** · 08-05-26 23:37

So I have been knocking some pigeons at 125* westwood lately. The place is now next to some type of arab deli in progress that as best as I can tell is a hezbollah front kind of like that michigan guy.

125* is the little hooker house that could. Run by this fucken hag kiki who some monger treated to poke next door, it only has two gals on staff. Kiki the owner and a player to be named later.

My fucking there is downright awful.

The last girl was emily. Emily could be anywhere from 36 - 60. God I do not want to know. She has a slimmer body but totally fake tits and a tattoo of a free ice fuk the mets over her baby damage. She has breath that surpassed the mouthwash she used before blowing me. I would say she would be a willie23 8, so for me she is a 4.

She does the talk too much routine. Like my trick with these girls is I am able to flex my cock in their pussy and it shocks them. She was all giggles and made dumb hand gestures about it. Anyhow, she was kind of a dead lay, standing mish and standing doggie with a pre fuck blow job that was also weak. 200 for a gal who if she was at the old cloud 9 you guys would have fell in love with.

So 60 for the door and 200 for a miserable fuck.

Emily claims that she will be there for a while now so if you like grade c Chinese meat and panda express is closed, hit emily at 125* westwood.

**DasBunka** · 08-05-26 20:02

Originally Posted by TomTraubert [View Original Post]

Yup. But another misunderstanding LOL. It's not so much that I want to go low end. Or even driven by money. It's just for me. The best fit would be a massage and a blowjob. These girls give such good head that I don't really last long and I don't enjoy it as much with the condom on that shitty little massage bed. Plus bad breath is a chronic issue and none of these girls really seem interested in getting eaten out themselves. So I'm just wondering if I give up full service and just get a rub and blow what the right tip would be.

That's a good question. At these Chinese full service shops, just ask Mamasan if you could pay $100 tip for BBBJ. Let us know if that works!

If you go the Thai route, I don't know if Natalie is still around but she gave a nice massage and BBBJ and tip used to be $140. You can search for her on this massage thread. Thai shops are notorious for overcharging for basic extras like topless HJ, which is strange since the Thai FS incall agencies are notoriously cheap.

**Vevor12** · 08-05-26 19:58

Originally Posted by TomTraubert [View Original Post]

The best fit would be a massage and a blowjob. Plus bad breath is a chronic issue and none of these girls really seem interested in getting eaten out themselves. So I'm just wondering if I give up full service and just get a rub and blow what the right tip would be.

Can't say too much with the LA central like Torrance or Hawthorne scene, the places I often go are usually in OC and in the Rosemead area. The place I go the massage is usually solid and BJ are YMMV of course. Bad breath? I haven't had that trouble ever since that 1 bad one from a place that's now closed. Now I always ask them to use Listerine for both of us to show mutual respect for each other on that issue. As for the tip, I normally go 140-160, more on top for real tip if they went above and beyond ya know, but rare, most of the girls are just treat it like work, very few I go beyond that price range. Not sure if anyone else felt that is too little or too much.

**DasBunka** · 08-05-26 19:32

Felt the urge to check this place out. I texted number to see who was working. They texted back 'how can I help you'. I asked again who was working and got reponse 'Bobo and Jenny'. I picked Jenny since she had reviews. No mamasan that day? (weekend), so Jenny greeted me and asked for my phone number so she could verify I was her appointment. That's a first. We walk into hallway and she opens the wrong door and we see Bobo bobbing her head up and down on a mongers cock. There was no stoppage. What a start! We get into room and hand her total (house fee and tip). Get undressed and she comes back and ask if I want massage. That would be no. Then leaves and comes back (I did get nervous for second forking out the money up front). She comes back and we dfk, then BBBJ, Daty, and then on will cover for standing mish and then CG for the finish. As others mentioned she has Eurasian look to her. Pretty sexy. We still had almost 10 minutes so she gave me a massage.

Total was $200. I did half hour $50, and tip of $150. To be honest if I would have done 45 minutes I would have paid the same total. I had 2 benjamins and wasn't planning on paying any more.

**SabertoothPeni** · 08-04-26 23:55

New MMS messaged me with deets on 1/2 Thai and 1/2 Chinese spinner. In!

I set up a time with Chloe at the opening bell. I know I was not first, but I was first that day. Plus, I got to be the only straight guy in Weho for a little while. It cracks me up that there are a bunch of AMPs and LMPs in Weho considering the demographics. Perfect monger camouflage.

Chloe met me at the door, since I had texted confirmation of my arrival from the parking lot. Very pretty and exotic. Chloe has a sultry look and a great skin tone. Her Thai half shines through in the best way. Absolute spinner. About 5'1", probably 98 lbs, evenly tanned skin, slim and toned, no trace of childbirth, natural C tits, small hard nips, a neatly trimmed tight box, great Thai ass, and a very pretty face.

She has some basic English skills, so we were able to communicate where needed. I gave her the donation up front and waved off the massage. Places to go and people to do. A quick strip and wipedown. Chloe was affectionate and direct. As we kissed, she wasted no time getting me hard with her hands. Since I was first in the door, I decided to have some Chloe for breakfast. I got her up on the table / bed, placed a pillow under her ass, and went down her like there were pride and money on the line. I stayed with it until she came and pushed my head away due to the sensitivity. I sat up and wiped my face off on the sheet. She pushed me back and returned the favor with an intense BBBJ with a lots of attention to the boys.

At some point she slipped on a cover. She straddled my hips while facing me, got up on the balls of her feet, and rode me in ACG. I reached up to grab her tits and rub her nipples with one hand and reached around to hold her ass with the other. She was tight and really swiveled her hips. This got me in there deep and hit all of the angles. I didn't last more than 5 minutes. I finished with her sort of hovering over me as I jackhammered up into her. And "Boom goes the dynamite. ".

This followed by a cleanup, a hug, and another trophy water to add to the growing collection in the garage. I keep a few "***** waters" in the car at all times. I love giving them to thirsty friends without telling them the source.

Stay toxic!