Massage Parlor Reports

**SplittingTens** · 08-04-26 02:10

Saw Elly at JM today.

Good face and spinner body, would put her under 110. C cup sized breasts and some nice pouty lips showing in her thigh gap. Talk and banter was nice and she gave a great table shower. The glide, tuma and some good head game. Didn't need the tongue in the ear but some people must like that. Was open to DFK too.

Back in the room and she was happy to follow my lead and I got plenty of oral moving into cg, acg, standing mish and a nice stretch of hard doggy. All with no complaints and plenty of energy. Will be repeating.

**SplittingTens** · 08-04-26 02:00

Originally Posted by LukeVista [View Original Post]

Heard about Rita heading to Tokyo for August. Was planning to make an appt and texted Tokyo this morning but was told Kimi and 'Anna' are working. Is Rita going by the name Anna, or does she start later this month?

Rita was a carryover and stayed in place this month. Apple was leaving at the end of the month and I don't know who replaced her. So you're going to need to head up to Shoreline.

**IstlFun** · 08-04-26 01:31

Saw a post that Grace is back at Tokyo, was looking to catch up with her yesterday found out she wasn't there just Anna and kimi, stayed for Kimi. Look wise Anna's younger mid 20's 5'6 with mmc but kimi has the dirty vibe look. Imo kimi isn't much a looker, but she has nice body.

Body: 5'2 ish, mid 30 ish mm c, nice ass.

Highlights: Kimi exp is GFE, very good kisser, lots of foreplays. Tongue and cat bath. Checked my oil (tuma) for over 20 mins cleaned it up good and tongue fu starfish, should've opt for whole appt with just tuma LOL. Allowed fiv and starfish play, good BBBJ mixed with tongue actions to flick the head area, on flip she BBBJ more while msg my nips that got jr to pop, couldn't hold the urge hold her head in and pop in her mouth took all of it followed with up massage to finish the session.

Con: couldn't get to the main course, mediocre massage, not much of a looker imo.

Overall the session was ok to scratch off the itch, good BBBJ. Good thing was opt for hhr to test the water for $. 5 instead of $$. This is a good tip for other fellas, if the girl is rlly hot or good skills add the rest to get the full hr during session.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

**LukeVista** · 08-04-26 01:15

Originally Posted by KpopLuv [View Original Post]

Heading north across the boarder for two days. Any one have experience with the following business:

Coco.

Pharaoh.

Asian fever.

Or any other place? TIA.

Some good recs and info here:

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...5-Vancouver-BC

Also perb. Cc, referenced in the Vancouver thread. Basically Canada's version of USG. You'll need to register first to view threads:

https://perb.cc/xenforo/forums/%E2%8...ge-reviews.15/

I haven't been to any of those you mentioned but can recommend these 2 spots based on experience:

Swan Lake, Richmond (Garden city Rd) - usually 10-15 girls working, all Asian, ages vary from 20's to auntie / MILF. Excellent service and makes you feel welcome. Highly recommended on perb.

Sasa Spa, Vancouver (Kingsway) - usually 10+ girls working, mostly 20's-30's, mixed ethnicities (Chinese, Black, Indian, Caucasian), good service, sometimes restrictive and upcharge for BBBJ. May rush during busy times (MMS will knock). But great lineup that rotates daily and is updated on their website:

https://www.sasabeautyspa.com/

It looks like shops have raised prices $20 since the last time I visited in April. Now 160/200/240 CAD shown on Sasa's site. I imagine other shops have adopted similar prices:

**Vator2** · 08-04-26 00:50

I had a leg bothering me. And I was in the area, so stopped by Magnolia.

Yoyo met me at the door again. She is very happy to take very good care of us!

She is around 5' 120 36 D's with a smile just as big.

Probably around 25 yo tight and horny.

Lots of kissing lots of fingers hers and mine everywhere.

Says she well be here for a month or two more.

Be nice. And take good care of her.

She will reward you.

**KrDoggy-shill** · 08-03-26 23:07

Fair enough, I was certainly a shit towards C6.

Just don't like being accused of things I'm not, I'm not a fucking shill.

If caring more about girls than online perverts (I know them being one) makes me a white knight then I am one.

Originally Posted by CamelToe2000 [View Original Post]

Dunno why people feel the need to interject when someone's review doesn't match their personal experience, either to WK or accuse people of shilling. Any monger with half a brain understands you don't take any one review as gospel. Hopefully there's a variety of reviews and you can look at their overall vibe for a sense of what to expect. But even with that these girls aren't machines and everyone's going to get a different experience.

Doggy, I mostly appreciate your many contributions to this board. That said, you had a bad initial experience at cloud 6 and hammered them repeatedly here until they made it right by you. You can see why people might think you are using your relative influence here to get better service right? It's ok to just let people share their own experiences and opinions without having to contradict them if they don't align with yours.

**CamelToe2000** · 08-03-26 21:54

Dunno why people feel the need to interject when someone's review doesn't match their personal experience, either to WK or accuse people of shilling. Any monger with half a brain understands you don't take any one review as gospel. Hopefully there's a variety of reviews and you can look at their overall vibe for a sense of what to expect. But even with that these girls aren't machines and everyone's going to get a different experience.

Doggy, I mostly appreciate your many contributions to this board. That said, you had a bad initial experience at cloud 6 and hammered them repeatedly here until they made it right by you. You can see why people might think you are using your relative influence here to get better service right? It's ok to just let people share their own experiences and opinions without having to contradict them if they don't align with yours.

**Trappin1719** · 08-03-26 20:14

I get wanting a fresh start if you have had complaints about service BUT why change your name when you are a so called "superstar" or someone known for excellent customer service and satisfaction?. Why?. Somebody educate the Little Grasshopper.

**Manager9** · 08-03-26 19:02

Originally Posted by Meorme [View Original Post]

I've been shorted time at Brisa by multiple ladies when they are busy. Same ladies took the entire time, maybe more, on other occasions when it was slow. I've only been to Blue Jade a couple times and wasn't paying much attention to time, but find it easy to believe they'd short someone time if there's more customers waiting (money waiting to be collected).

Everyone gets shorted on time and some get shorted more than average. I have seen guys leave in 20 minutes at Q. If you get shorted and would like to get full hour, I'd say be upfront about it. Works for me. That being said, if the shop is busy then you will be told to leave at 1 hour mark because these girls are busy and want to make a buck. I have only met 2 women who wanted me to stay beyond the hour even though they have waiting customers.

Doggie gets shorted too. He is just too nice to post negative comments as often because he knows that reviews usually have outsized impact. I don't see a point in calling 'someone' out because Rita (like many other girls) is YMMV. Keep that in mind before you go in. If you don't like what she provides then write about it and move on. I don't see a need to point fingers at someone else because a girl didn't meet your expectations. Positive reviews about Rita never said you'll get full hour or you'll enjoy. They just said they got an hour and / or they enjoyed the time.

**Meorme** · 08-03-26 15:56

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

I fucking hate being shorted on time, and I have lashed out at some pretty good girls (Hi Lia!) over it before.

That said I am always amazed at the resentment you hear when a popular girl does not meet a monger's expectations. It feels like some sort of hangup playing out.

I've been shorted time at Brisa by multiple ladies when they are busy. Same ladies took the entire time, maybe more, on other occasions when it was slow. I've only been to Blue Jade a couple times and wasn't paying much attention to time, but find it easy to believe they'd short someone time if there's more customers waiting (money waiting to be collected).

**CSnow-shill** · 08-03-26 15:03

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Posts like this make me look, you are CLEARLY a shill.

A2

**LukeVista** · 08-03-26 14:50

Heard about Rita heading to Tokyo for August. Was planning to make an appt and texted Tokyo this morning but was told Kimi and 'Anna' are working. Is Rita going by the name Anna, or does she start later this month?

**ThomasSea** · 08-03-26 13:30

Monika, very skinny with a nice behind just like Niko. Both match my body type preference. She has a expanded Menu. Speaks ok English.

Taliya.

I met her briefly. Definitely under 26. I would describe her as being more athletic than skinny. Very beautiful. I would describe her as having a similar body as Alex with larger breasts.

**Tasman63** · 08-03-26 13:18

Originally Posted by AlwaysSunny007 [View Original Post]

Hailey is headed back to Burien next month.

Believe she's at Cloud 6 under a different name Peach?

**BobSF** · 08-03-26 12:55

Originally Posted by Skeete5555 [View Original Post]

I haven't gotten around to posting my review with Rita but I see that others had a disappointing time with her as well. She looks good but based on the common exaggerated reviews (I'm sure we all know who I'm talking about), I expected a lot more in looks. I arrived and clearly told her an hour, which she agreed and accepted my donation.

No warm up to the event, just kind of straight to it and we were done in about 20 minutes. She also left the room a couple of times to get the door and talk to the other girl there.

I expected a little massage after the main event but Rita said she had another appointment and would give me a massage next time, told me to come back tomorrow. Get the fuck out of here with that. Don't take my donation after stating I want an hour and say you can't finish my appointment with a massage because you have another appointment. Others in here might have better YMMV or shilling for her (we've seen that before) but was disappointed in the shorting of time and her looks / service didn't warrant to be jipped on my time.

I would not repeat or recommend unless you want to be shorted on time and not given a full appointment. Again, there's others in here that will sing her praise and because of that, might get better service but for general standards, I don't think Rita is worth the donation.

Unfortunately that seems like a all too common occurrence with the popular girls, I got similar when I visited Q in Federal Way last month. I just posted my experience and moved on. That shop is not getting any business from me for a bit. We have options in this area.