Massage Parlor Reports for Regular Members and Seniors with less than 50 posts.

[BamanBsk]

Decided to take a gander after work at Ronson (sorry I know they're banned) to check out the lineup. Met Barbie and there was another girl but she didn't want to come out. Barbie looked absolutely banging, Latina with lighter skin, beautiful face, great tits and a round bottom. She was gorgeous. I always have a love hate relationship with latinas and just wanted to know if anyone had a fair experience with her. Please message me if why'all did.

[Ceefo]

Stopped by Oceanic the other day to see if the lineup had improved as recent visits were straight-up awful. Greeted by a small little Chinese girl with a full-sleeve tattoo on one arm. Super friendly so I decided to give it a go.

Usual menu. Table Shower, preview in the TS room, followed by more in the massage room. Either I've been at this too long, or I'm just bored with the AMP scene at least with the Chinese girls. In the TS room it seemed like a good session building, but from the moment we stepped into the massage room, she started moaning like I was a human vibrator. It was so painfully fake I had to ask her to stop. Then all she did was complain about how I was 'too big' and such. We hadn't even done anything yet and she was shutting things down. Mid-massage, I'd finally had enough, got up, toweled myself off and said I was done. I left her $20 of the original tip I had laid out, and bounced.

Are there any AMPs where the girls at least TRY to seem genuine because this is just not doing it for me anymore.

[TimFairweather]

Went by what used to be the Blue Sky Spa on Clairemont Dr. And the same space in now the YUM spa. Does anyone know if the operate the same?

[Uppercutt3333-shill]

To the owners of Smile Spa or whatever the name is. We are no longer allowing shill accounts to post erotic fiction about the ladies in your establishment.

We have developed a new ad we are calling a "Metro Ad" that would display on all the threads in a city. It's a 728x90 ad that is prominently displayed on all Chicago threads right below the pair of 468x60 ads. If you take the ad for six months at a time you can also get a dedicated advertiser thread where you could post pretty much whatever you want that doesn't violate the law. You could post pictures, specials, interact with your clients whatever you wish that doesn't break the law.

Infinity Spa in Phoenix has been the first place to make their advertising transparent. If you wish to look at Phoenix and see what it looks like you're welcomed to do so. We haven't added this to the advertiser FAQ yet but you can use the contact us link to start a conversation about it.

We are trying to price it competitively and I suspect the cost will be less than what you are already paying for the erotic fiction you have been using and transparent advertising always works better, the guys already know these stories aren't true.

We look forward to hearing from you.

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[Urfather440-shill]

To the owners of Star Spa or whatever the name is. We are no longer allowing shill accounts to post erotic fiction about the ladies in your establishment.

We have developed a new ad we are calling a "Metro Ad" that would display on all the threads in a city. It's a 728x90 ad that is prominently displayed on all Chicago threads right below the pair of 468x60 ads. If you take the ad for six months at a time you can also get a dedicated advertiser thread where you could post pretty much whatever you want that doesn't violate the law. You could post pictures, specials, interact with your clients whatever you wish that doesn't break the law.

Infinity Spa in Phoenix has been the first place to make their advertising transparent. If you wish to look at Phoenix and see what it looks like you're welcomed to do so. We haven't added this to the advertiser FAQ yet but you can use the contact us link to start a conversation about it.

We are trying to price it competitively and I suspect the cost will be less than what you are already paying for the erotic fiction you have been using and transparent advertising always works better, the guys already know these stories aren't true.

We look forward to hearing from you.

A2

[BearD]

Why'all know a spa that does 30 min with HE for. 8 OTD?

A long while back I wuld visit heavenly hands and euphoria. Hot younger options. DM me if there's a place like those now. Old monger getting back into it.

I haven't tried this place, but the CL ad says 40 hhr or 30 if first time. Don't even know the name of the spa, but it's on Silverton near Miramar. Worth a shot.

https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/sa...egSxtp52kodCAh

[XxxDan]

How long ago did you visit last? I am in that area and might be patron-of-the-month for a $100 all-in HJ massage.

Early March this year. They listed $50 30 minutes body + 30 minutes foot, but you would get regular on the table 60 minutes. Early 2025 I paid $50, last March they asked for $55 which I didn't bother to bargain.

2025, $50 to the hour, the lady asked $40, gave her $45 = $95.

2026, $55 to the house, another lady said up to me so I gave her $50 = $105.

Both time I received good massage 8. 5-9 if you give Eva's massage a 10. Their hot stone felt so good and is worth tipping a little more since they were extremely hot to handled.

[Joshua1955]

To the owners of Sunny Spa or whatever the name is. We are no longer allowing shill accounts to post erotic fiction about the ladies in your establishment.

We have developed a new ad we are calling a "Metro Ad" that would display on all the threads in a city. It's a 728x90 ad that is prominently displayed on all Chicago threads right below the pair of 468x60 ads. If you take the ad for six months at a time you can also get a dedicated advertiser thread where you could post pretty much whatever you want that doesn't violate the law. You could post pictures, specials, interact with your clients whatever you wish that doesn't break the law.

Infinity Spa in Phoenix has been the first place to make their advertising transparent. If you wish to look at Phoenix and see what it looks like you're welcomed to do so. We haven't added this to the advertiser FAQ yet but you can use the contact us link to start a conversation about it.

We are trying to price it competitively and I suspect the cost will be less than what you are already paying for the erotic fiction you have been using and transparent advertising always works better, the guys already know these stories aren't true.

We look forward to hearing from you.

A2

[Hey Tim]

Since you mentioned F Spa, you might want to try 7 Spa down the street on El Cajon Blvd & 54th in the same parking lot with El Pollo Loco. They are older but polite and reasonable. You can get 60 minutes of solid massage & hot stone, HJ and full access on tops for $100; FS was also available but I didn't partake.

How long ago did you visit last? I am in that area and might be patron-of-the-month for a $100 all-in HJ massage.

[XxxDan]

It was interesting getting it on in Old Town with an Old Girl, but I can see why it's do underreported. I can't say I'll ever visit that dump again. Go to F Spa with Coco or Eva if you want a good experience with an older woman, skip this spot. I didn't even catch her name, won't need it.

Since you mentioned F Spa, you might want to try 7 Spa down the street on El Cajon Blvd & 54th in the same parking lot with El Pollo Loco. They are older but polite and reasonable. You can get 60 minutes of solid massage & hot stone, HJ and full access on tops for $100; FS was also available but I didn't partake.

My most recent visit to Diamond La Mesa (you referred to the legendary Eva that works here?) was not good. Got a short and quite attractive (I hate myself for forgetting the name but she said she's Japanese), 1/2 hr massage $40 and she demanded $100 for HJ and $200 for FJ. I negotiated down to $80 for HJ which she allowed touching her tops only, no sucking, extremely business like. The worst part was she was the only one, I have met at at Diamond, that did not know how to massage.

[LipLover 88]

I checked out the Old Town Spa granny and I have to say it did not go well. It's my fault because there were multiple red flags and, before going, I told myself many times that if it didn't go well that I would bail, even if I had to lose the house fee, because I had various tried and true backups.

Anyway, I arrive and there's that Chinese granny by herself. She's thin for her age but I wouldn't call her fit, she's wearing some top and yoga pants and doesn't look terrible but she's definitely 60+. I opt for the hour at 70 so I can get a massage too, ended up regretting that and 70 is way too high for that place anyway. We get started and the massage is terrible, she has no strength or techniques, so I quickly try to skip it and get to the real reason I was there.

I asked for FS and she said refused FS because my cock is too big and that she could only do HE. First red flag. I've had girls refuse anal because I'm too big, I've had girls tap out after a while of pounding because I'm too big, but refusing to even attempt is really exaggerating the situation and is too ridiculous to even be taken as a compliment. I should've said 'Thank you for the shitty massage' and walked, but I kept negotiating and she eventually accepts. I offer 120, as a lowball, and she says it's not enough and that if I'm paying that much I have to be quick and can't take long. Second red flag. I'm not offering 80 for a qv, I think this is a decent tip for her. She's also not being pleasant during this at all, she's really scolding me. I offer 140 instead, which in my mind is really fair for her given her reality, and she says it's still not enough and I need to be fast. Not seeing a difference, I stick to giving her only 120. She insists on the money upfront. Third red flag. Now, I've had a lot of places where the girls ask for the money, or I just give it without being asked, and it's not a problem, but given the negotiations so far I should've known this would be a bad move. But I give her the money, she leaves, and comes back. She comes back and immediately gets my hat ready and I'm telling her I want BBBJ but she refuses. Fourth red flag. She says she needs it and doesn't do anything without, which surprised me given her mention here. I'm telling her that for the money that should be included, she tells me guys pay her 200 for BBBJ and FS. I hope that's not true but she also just told me she didn't do without, so she's not being entirely honest. And, again, she's scolding me, and this is now as she's blowing me. Not a great situation but I tell myself, you know what, maybe it's for the best to have the cap on with this woman. We get to the event and I ask her to turn around and she refuses. Fifth red flag. She absolutely refused to do anything but missionary! I've literally never experienced this before in my life. Again, scolding me. If I hadn't already given her the money, I would've walked at this point but my dumbass was being played like a rookie. She then kept yelling at me to go slow because I'm too big when I wasn't even going fast, totally normal rhythm. So I just went extra slow in missionary with her until she basically told me okay okay finish finish after like maybe 10 or 15 minutes. She didn't feel terrible, but was a very unnecessary experience and I regretted not going to one of my regular girls.

Then after I finished, she said she didn't have any wipes. So I opted for a quick a shower of shame. The facilities are shitty. I tried to take a piss in the bathroom next to the shower, which is directly in front of and in full view of the see through security door by the way, and she's just standing there in the doorway staring at me piss?? Kinda almost finding it interesting or something. Then she just keeps watching me until I go to the shower and she fucks off. I come back into the room to get dressed because there's no place to do it in the shower, again because anyone who walks into the lobby will see my naked ass, and she's now standing in the hallway of the room watching me again as I now get dressed in the room. I tell her I'm coming out soon and she's just like Yeah, yeah and smiling at me but keeps watching, so I just shut the door in her face. LOL So weird. I got the hell out of there after that.

It was interesting getting it on in Old Town with an Old Girl, but I can see why it's do underreported. I can't say I'll ever visit that dump again. Go to F Spa with Coco or Eva if you want a good experience with an older woman, skip this spot. I didn't even catch her name, won't need it.

Thanks for the report BB I was going to check that out after the post I saw, but now that I read this one, I will not be doing that you save me the time and money. Thank you sir happy hunting.

[BluesBalls]

Christ I hope nobody pays her $200. I've been twice and had zero pushback, and I'm average to above average sized so not sure what she was giving you a hard time for. No prize, but someone was looking for a BBFS granny and I gave a spot. As always YMMV but she's definitely not something to seek out unless someone likes gilf action. It's an itch to scratch.

Oh, for sure. I hope you don't think that was aimed against you! I didn't mean it that way at all. As I said, it was totally my fault and I should have left early as I had mentally prepped myself, but I kept thinking it would get better. Pretty sure she does do bbfscip for what it's worth because I don't think women her age get wet that much or that easily and, even though I did nothing for her, I definitely had some thick white "lubricant" on my cock pretty quick. LOL It's all good, didn't mind that part. This whole business is YMMV, and she's no exception. I appreciate the recommendation and had genuinely wanted to check the spot out for a long time, and was in a gilf mood, which is why I headed there so quick but I just wouldn't recommend it myself unless you're really into piss exhibitionism. Lmao.

[JiggyPants]

Christ I hope nobody pays her $200. I've been twice and had zero pushback, and I'm average to above average sized so not sure what she was giving you a hard time for. No prize, but someone was looking for a BBFS granny and I gave a spot. As always YMMV but she's definitely not something to seek out unless someone likes gilf action. It's an itch to scratch.

I checked out the Old Town Spa granny and I have to say it did not go well. It's my fault because there were multiple red flags and, before going, I told myself many times that if it didn't go well that I would bail, even if I had to lose the house fee, because I had various tried and true backups.

Anyway, I arrive and there's that Chinese granny by herself. She's thin for her age but I wouldn't call her fit, she's wearing some top and yoga pants and doesn't look terrible but she's definitely 60+. I opt for the hour at 70 so I can get a massage too, ended up regretting that and 70 is way too high for that place anyway. We get started and the massage is terrible, she has no strength or techniques, so I quickly try to skip it and get to the real reason I was there.

I asked for FS and she said refused FS because my cock is too big and that she could only do HE. First red flag. I've had girls refuse anal because I'm too big, I've had girls tap out after a while of pounding because I'm too big, but refusing to even attempt is really exaggerating the situation and is too ridiculous to even be taken as a compliment. I should've said 'Thank you for the shitty massage' and walked, but I kept negotiating and she eventually accepts. I offer 120, as a lowball, and she says it's not enough and that if I'm paying that much I have to be quick and can't take long. Second red flag. I'm not offering 80 for a qv, I think this is a decent tip for her. She's also not being pleasant during this at all, she's really scolding me. I offer 140 instead, which in my mind is really fair for her given her reality, and she says it's still not enough and I need to be fast. Not seeing a difference, I stick to giving her only 120. She insists on the money upfront. Third red flag. Now, I've had a lot of places where the girls ask for the money, or I just give it without being asked, and it's not a problem, but given the negotiations so far I should've known this would be a bad move. But I give her the money, she leaves, and comes back. She comes back and immediately gets my hat ready and I'm telling her I want BBBJ but she refuses. Fourth red flag. She says she needs it and doesn't do anything without, which surprised me given her mention here. I'm telling her that for the money that should be included, she tells me guys pay her 200 for BBBJ and FS. I hope that's not true but she also just told me she didn't do without, so she's not being entirely honest. And, again, she's scolding me, and this is now as she's blowing me. Not a great situation but I tell myself, you know what, maybe it's for the best to have the cap on with this woman. We get to the event and I ask her to turn around and she refuses. Fifth red flag. She absolutely refused to do anything but missionary! I've literally never experienced this before in my life. Again, scolding me. If I hadn't already given her the money, I would've walked at this point but my dumbass was being played like a rookie. She then kept yelling at me to go slow because I'm too big when I wasn't even going fast, totally normal rhythm. So I just went extra slow in missionary with her until she basically told me okay okay finish finish after like maybe 10 or 15 minutes. She didn't feel terrible, but was a very unnecessary experience and I regretted not going to one of my regular girls.

Then after I finished, she said she didn't have any wipes. So I opted for a quick a shower of shame. The facilities are shitty. I tried to take a piss in the bathroom next to the shower, which is directly in front of and in full view of the see through security door by the way, and she's just standing there in the doorway staring at me piss?? Kinda almost finding it interesting or something. Then she just keeps watching me until I go to the shower and she fucks off. I come back into the room to get dressed because there's no place to do it in the shower, again because anyone who walks into the lobby will see my naked ass, and she's now standing in the hallway of the room watching me again as I now get dressed in the room. I tell her I'm coming out soon and she's just like Yeah, yeah and smiling at me but keeps watching, so I just shut the door in her face. LOL So weird. I got the hell out of there after that.

It was interesting getting it on in Old Town with an Old Girl, but I can see why it's do underreported. I can't say I'll ever visit that dump again. Go to F Spa with Coco or Eva if you want a good experience with an older woman, skip this spot. I didn't even catch her name, won't need it.

[LickMyBall]

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Clearly you were.

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[Manuel128]

Thank you for the honest report about a spa. This is refreshing after so many "she was a 20 year old underwear model with acute nymphomania" spam posts from that moron and all his fake accounts.

Yes. Thanks for taking one for the team. Tired of all the BS and same Sugar spa reviews. I saw a decent looking gilf at 9 massage on College. Lisa, short hair, in-shape, nice slight saggy natural Bs which I like. Had a good cowgirl technique where she pushes off her feet within your thighs. Made me pop quick. Nice lady. Manny.