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07-19-26 12:14 #4340Regular Member

Posts: 18Kelly
Been a while trying to get back to SRQ area. Providers seem to be few and far between unless you are filthy rich. Went to Eastrn, saw Kelly. Glad I drew her. Everything was normal Eastrn standard. Sure wish Eastern Standard service spread to all shops. Only news to share seems to be that at next Thursday rotation, she says she is moving on to Orlando.
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07-18-26 11:34 #4339Senior Member

Posts: 396Mona let me give her chute a try last time; if you're on the smaller side you may have better luck.
Originally Posted by Harrison72
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07-18-26 10:05 #4338Senior Member

Posts: 118At Eastern I am shooting about 40/60 on L4 and I go there more often than every two years. Maybe Kelly is all that. She certainly isn't hard on the eyes. At the time I was there her enthusiasm was shallow and she seemed a bit aloof. I would have been happy at Zix had she not been busy. It was definitely a trade up. She is pretty and had a great mannerism even for just our brief interaction.
Originally Posted by Harrison72
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07-17-26 13:30 #4337Senior Member

Posts: 173Haha, yes I did the exact same thing, she told me $80 since it was grand opening day.
Originally Posted by YellowJacket
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07-16-26 23:57 #4336Senior Member

Posts: 195It has to be
Being in that location and not legit would be insane. I wouldn't be caught there if it wasnn't legit, I'd probably see someone I know!
Originally Posted by YellowJacket
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07-16-26 14:12 #4335Senior Member

Posts: 177She will eat your face if you let her
Let's just say the things she does with her tongue in other places I don't think she has any issue putting it down your throat. She is a fun one!!
Originally Posted by RickJohn
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07-16-26 13:42 #4334Senior Member

Posts: 472Recon
Stopped in and check this place out. Lady looks late 50's behind counter and not the doable kind- open spa plan no secondary door and she wore scrubs all creamed legit to me. Then I asked her prices. $90, for the hour and I giggled the left. I suggest this place is probably 100% legit.
Originally Posted by BigFlipST
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07-16-26 13:15 #4333Senior Member

Posts: 173Does Kelly offer DFK? I know Mona does for sure.
Originally Posted by RavenousRick
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07-16-26 10:35 #4332Senior Member

Posts: 42L4
Have to go with Midnight on this one. Have never heard of anyone getting L4 at Eastern, at least in the last couple of years. Hard to find fault with Kelly or any provider who doesn't want to take it up the chute. Think you would be otherwise pretty satisfied with Kelly's level of service.
Originally Posted by Midnightpass
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07-15-26 19:30 #4331Regular Member

Posts: 19Round 2 with Lola at Zhixiang
Repeat session with Lola today. After seeing her for the first time in three months last week, I knew I wanted to come back for seconds.
Originally Posted by StudMachine
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I think what stood out this time was that she seemed a little more adventurous than I remembered. Maybe part of that was because I'd already seen her a few times before and neither of us felt like strangers anymore. The whole session just felt more relaxed. I attached a photo as a visual reference to one of the positions from today. At one point, she was leaning over the edge of the bed with her head where the towel was sitting while I was facefucking her. Catching everything in the mirror made the moment feel surprisingly surreal. For a second, I caught myself thinking it looked like something straight out of a low budget onlyfans video, then immediately laughed at myself for having that thought.
My favorite part about Lola is the way she approaches the session. My impression is that she really leans into either the GFE or PSE side of things, depending on what you're looking for. She never came across as rushed or distracted, and I don't remember her checking the clock once. Instead, she stayed engaged from beginning to end and adjusted to the mood as the session unfolded. Depending on the moment, it felt somewhere between spending time with a girlfriend and hanging out with that adventurous and kinky friend with benefits you've always had a little chemistry with.
Maybe that's why she seems to have developed a loyal following. I can understand it a little better now after seeing her a few times myself. Funny enough, I walked out thinking this visit was even better than the one last week. Sometimes a repeat session tells you way more than any review ever could.
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07-15-26 16:03 #4330Senior Member

Posts: 396Biff, I've got to respectfully disagree. Mona and Kelly are top performers.
Originally Posted by BiffButthead
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07-15-26 11:24 #4329Senior Member

Posts: 118Disappointing trip
I drove an hour to get to Eastern today. It is, so far, the only place I have found that occasionally offers L4 service. Mona came out first; she is probably the oldest provider I have seen there. I am guessing lower 50's. She had on alot of foundation and makeup to try to hide that. I passed and she brought out Kelly. Kelly is pretty, meh attitude and told me hard no on L4. If her attitude had been better I might have stayed.
I boogied on up the road to Stone. Hard pass there. One provider. Mamasan. Where did the young pretty girls go?
Danced on over to zix; that girl is very pretty, good attitude, and lovely (and far too rare) petite frame. I would have been on it but she said I have to come back later. And with all the driving I had to do there was no way I could wait.
On a whim I went to Blue Ocean. Profoundly disappointed with the talent there.
A few weeks ago I went to Mead Ave and the talent was meh; she had a very bad bolt on scar. I chose L2 only. Didn't return today. Time was up.
Overall pretty frustrating. I wish that I didn't need to drive an hour to find out if L4 is available. I wish there was a way to see the talent before zig-zagging around town.
It is what it is.
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07-14-26 08:14 #4328Senior Member

Posts: 117Eastern Kelly
Went around 10 am, parking lot completely empty accept for some white car parked across a couple spaces down by the bar, sus but looked like some rando and not anything to worry about. Greeted by taller girl I assume is Mona, told her I called ahead for Kelly. Normal stuff happens, I am parked, fee collected, told to wait. I get naked, Kelly comes in, looks confused, asks if I have seen her before. No, but I come here often. This is acceptable, tells me to goto table shower, smacks my ass on the way there. LOL. She is awesome. Everything said about her is true and earned. She is playful, speaks good english, makes the whole experience feel relaxed. Which after my complete dumpster fire of a year, I need.
The rest progresses as per usual, I unfortunately pop super early once I get to the view from behind. She offers massage and says we do again.
Massage is relaxing, she stays naked.
On the flip she asks if I want to go again. I tell her I am not sure I can but we can try. She attempts to suck the soul out of me. Not luck though. This is my fault though, my body hates me. She is the picture of sexy.
After the attempt I get wiped off, dressed, she dresses, we make small talk, She asks again about seeing me before, I tell her all my "Friends" recommended her. She laughs and says, "ahh, your "friends" She knows what's up.
While I am there I believe there is only 1 other monger that comes and goes. It was nice to see this place not rushed like it was during snowbird season. Get there and enjoy the summer season gents.
And go see Kelly, She deservers all the praise she receives. Not only is she sexy but she is just a cool person it seems.
Stay Safe,
Rick.
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07-13-26 12:05 #4327Regular Member

Posts: 11Lola at Zhixiang
Was in the neighborhood and decided to try this place after seeing some good stuff. Definitely a great experience. Good looks, petite, and nice tits. Started with the table shower and she hand washed me down. The room has a mirror if your into that thing. The HJ and BBBJ was great. She took her time and alternated between the two. Great oral skills and tongue action. After she wrapped me up and jumped on top for CFS. Started with CG then RCG then flipped through several positions before finishing with mish. Glad I found this place I may visit again.
Originally Posted by StudMachine
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07-12-26 13:48 #4326Regular Member

Posts: 23House + 150 sounds a bit much for HJ but for a knockout lates 20's or 30-something it could be worth it.
Originally Posted by Midnightpass
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Recently, I just had an older one say $150 for a HJ. I said no way, that's too much because just a month earlier with her it was just $1 for CBJ and then L1. It makes me think she doesn't want a repeat customer.










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