Massage Parlor Reports

[SkeletonKey6]

I had not been back at Total Relax in a few years. Around 2023-24 there was a decent few months where they brought in solid hot young Asian minxes. Sadly have to report they have not reverted to those good old days. Met at the door by a crypt-keeper OLD Asian woman, seriously looked to be pushing 70 and likely uses a walker when not in the AMP. She was literally scooting around making baby-steps holding onto the walls for balance the way elderly folks ambulate. Asked to see if anyone else was working, another not-as-old but still quite old granny shows herself. I walked out of the Total Relaxation Retirement Home after that scratching my balls struggling to understand how the hell these places stay in business. Is there a sizable granny-fetish in Seattle mongerdom? No judgement, just curious.

[Eldawus]

The beautiful Anna is back in town.

She's at Cloud 6.

Says it's a bit slow. Could use some company.

ATF for me.

Hot as it gets. She's awesome.

Great body, great service, great smile.

[VasnaPremJr]

Long time lurker. First time poster. Saw Shirley late night around 10:30 PM on Saturday. Requested her for one full hour and she gave me an uninterrupted session, and of of the best ones I have had in a long time. Usual alphabets + light TUMA. Gave a long passionate sloppy BBBJ as a previous review mentioned and I had to stop her at one point to not finish and to move on to the main act. Very light massage followed by a cat bath initially too. Finished CIM. Not sure about BBFS as other review mentions. But I don't partake due to HIV concerns so didn't check on that. Definitely a solid repeat. Also seemed like she was all natural. While walking out was greeted by Susu and might need to go check her out too.

[Loren Daiz]

https://www.king5.com/article/news/c...xAHGIKX9QoaC0w

[BBPornoGeek]

Came by this in an AD and was wondering if why'all have checked it out - https://www.pleasureknead.com/index.html.

[Efurufe]

They never pick up their phone. Do you just show up? I don't like waiting so calling is best for me.

I usually text these places so they can use translator apps if needed. Did you try texting?

[WhyNot96]

Keeping it brief but saw Shirley at cloud 6. Tldr: Really pretty girl who gives a great sloppy BBBJ with cim, super wet daty, and does BBFS no cip with extra $.

First time at the shop and honestly pretty impressed. Plenty of parking and the place is way bigger than what the outside looks like. Mid day and wasnt terribly busy and and wasn't interrupted when mongers rang the doorbell. Shirley is super pretty and loves to please. No ass but great face card, nice bob style hair, c cups, big eyes. She's pretty timid and quiet but once we got going it was off to the races. Downside was not super big into dfk, basically no massage, and was out in 30 minutes. Normally that's a deal breaker for me but I left so drained after finishing CIM that I would come back again.

*This post is fictional and for entertainment purposes only.

[Bigdumper2026]

Lucy's reviews were spot on, she's very hot with big ass tits DD, mm tho. I thought she's going to be like 6 ft amazonian but she's still pretty tall for Asian girl 5'7 ish. Duno who Monica is if she's a younger version of Lucy, she must be very hot too, I would love to meet and bang her hard. Lucy's BBBJ is totally different and amazing like other folks said its like she's giving buddy a massage. She's able to dt with no problems. Ordered everything on menu. Dt / face fk, fiv, ass play, tit fk, 69, acg, cg, k9 and pop in her mouth with light massage to finished the appt, had a great time!

Word on the street is LE is cracking down this hobby, so yall be careful. Hope this place will be okay, start liking it.

P.S. This is a fictional story, it's all make up.

[Letspoke]

I like the rooms at Cloud 6. SuSu is incredibly talented. I went back for seconds the same day and SuSu was delicious! Already looking forward to my next visit!

[SkeletonKey6]

Was super stressed from long drive and tried to look up some spots and ended up at this JM place again. I saw a short cutie in the lobby wearing pink. And another one coming out of a room looking good. I was liking the one in the pink, One of them takes me to one of the rooms. Very big. Red dimly lit. Massage table. Very big and clean.

As I'm in the room waiting for one of them to walk through the door, a taller and very cute girl. Introduce herself as May. Very sexy and graceful. Immediately liked her. She's like 5'5-5'6 slender, big tits, wearing a short black lingerie With a matching pair of panties. FYI, the panties were not a G string but they were sexy looking. It looks like they're just part of the set of the lingerie. I can definitely see that she does have a nice ass back there,. Her body overall looked very attractive as I was scanning her up and down, while she moves around the room.

She looks very very cute in the face and had a very sexy smile. May is not a knockout, in a super model kind of sense, but she's absolutely an attractive, sexy and slutty type which turns me on more than a prissy super model type.

The shower was very playful. She starts laying her charm by running her hands between my ass making me quiver and laughing and continuing to tease me. She got some very good hands. Jerks me off and with DFK.

In the room I see her tits looked amazing. Better than I expected. Big perfect shaped supple C / D with perfect nipples and soft feeling natural for sure. I went for her tits as she standing between my legs, passionately sucking her as she moans in pleasure and making me suck the other titty and starts grabbing my cock and slapping and rubbing it in her pussy hole. Hmmm. Jerking me off as well and I'm passionately caressing her body and meaty ass as she's sweetly moaning. Damn she got me so hard.

Switch and sat her on the table after she had a lube and rubber next to us. I devour her tits as I'm putting my thumb in her mouth and she starts sucking my thumb and swirling her tongue. May has suck a sexy fuck face FR. I was brick hard just looking at her reactions. She grabs my cock again and starts putting the head in her hole lightly. Her twat felt so hot and wet no lube. I was super super tempted to raw dog her. I was literally in and she was just making fuck faces enjoying herself. I was so tempted to go BBFS but at the last second told her condom. She puts it on with no lube. Passion fucked May with some of sweetest DFK. It can't a load of DFK as I was too into her tits and pussy but it was so good. Mid fucking her I pulled out and had her go in her knees, back against the table and BBJ me letting me position her head as I like until I let out a super loud grunt and released it all in her mouth. She didn't stop until I was finished.

We spent the rest of the hour giving me a full body massage. Gave me a superb groin massage. Feet. Calves. Used light oil. May definitely left me very impressed and happy. She's a definite repeat of I'm down there and things align. Glad I experienced her and what made it better is that it was all random. Excellent experience.

[Italian Guy]

Looks like this shop has changed there menu. It's really nice that they've expanded it to include BBBJ, FS. Bunny is very flirty, and makes you feel that you're the only thing that matters. She is very thin 95 lbs if that.

She is very lite to toss around and enjoy. Not a fan of the tattoos and no tits,but she is very responsive to touch and doesn't hide that she's enjoying session.

After hearing Susu and Bunny is at the new store, I was looking for some ways to reach out. Wanting to see if Lulu is here or not, I reached out to mms who's been helping A and I with booking. Sounds like my ATF Lulu has retired, and I'm happy for her. The mms asked if I wanted to see Susu or Bunny. To my surprise, he or she was able to book Bunny for me. Yes, Susu is amazing but some of these positive reviews about Bunny triggered my curiosity.

Cloud 6 is on the same street as BJ just the opposite direction.

Bunny opened the door for me, a tall cute Chinese girl. Her energy was great and very bubbly but I think it was a little over the top for me.

She loved kissing which was a huge plus for me, nice BBBJ then 69 but when the main event came, her reaction was getting louder and more frequent which didn't help.

I failed to release but she didn't give up. He used her hands and mouth to make me finish.

I think some folks might like her a lot but it didn't work out for me.

Having Hailey back is great but not being able to see Lulu was painful. I guess I was not able to focus on Bunny like I should.

[Vator2]

DeeDee is not her name.

I went to visit DeeDee and Lucey laughed and said something in her language.

The other girl came out of one of the other rooms and grabbed my hand took me in her room.

We started kissing and playing, she then told me her name was Wee-wee or WeiWe how ever you want to spell it.

We had a very good time, sloppy BJ. And teasing before main event.

Her massage was ok.

[KrDoggy-shill]

Give that a try.

They never pick up their phone. Do you just show up? I don't like waiting so calling is best for me.

[KrDoggy-shill]

She is seriously hot. Had not popped in 8 days due to some surgery and I could not hope to hold out with such a temptress.

DATY great, super munchable snatch, hard to even rate her service because I blasted so quick.

Definite unfinished business with her, I'll be back.

Yes. Joanna is awesome. Super sweet. Dark skin. Strong recommend. She's currently at Phenix Spa in Burien. Upscale store that looks like it used to be a dental office. 2nd girl is Sasa / ShaSha

[RedBurner]

New to Mongering. Been going to Green semi-regularly. I'm informed of two new girls so I go with Apple (very pretty, okay body, but very tight) Whole new experience off the get go. She offers a threesome with Cici (cute, meh body, but great mms). Full hour, decent massage, no rush. Great experience.