Massage Parlor Reports

[BassMan1989]

Yeah, heard through Ewa that Kiki was at another Spa in Naperville through the week. Magic must be owned by the same people.

Well hell! Maybe I should go surprise Kiki. I'm sure she'll remember me like she always does🤣.

General location of Magic so I know I've got the right place, please? Ogden, just west of U Spa?

[Phloverno6]

Was back through town and had to stop at Relax. Called ahead asking who was there and landed on Mocha who I haven't enjoyed for a few years. Parked in the back and walked through the screen and knocked on the door. Out comes Candy, Bobo. Not sure, a little heavy then I like but great natural tits. She says Mocha busy, you take me. In walks Ewa and pulls me to her room #2. She asks me what I want, one hr with Mocha, I replied. She continues on with Mocha on period, no fuck. So I really like Ewa's massages and decide to get serviced by her. Great table shower, washed my hair since I was wearing a baseball cap all day. Attention to all my body parts was spot on during the shower. Back to the room, she starts massaging me. She says Bobo, Candy fuck you today, I have my period, how about just a suck / BBBJCIM for $. 20. I must have looked real disappointed. She follows up with. You fuck, Candy, Bobo. I replied no. Not today. Then as she is finishing up the massage, oil and hot towel. She asks, how about two girls. I'm not going to complain. She walks out and back in with Vivi (see my post from last week). I felt like a king. Ewa starts going to town on my BBBJ and Vivi gets up on the table, and sits on my face and I'm eating my way to her heart and grabbing her natural DDs, all this time Ewa is slurping and sucking on my balls. I'm almost ready to explode when I motion to Ewa to slow down. Ewa jumps off the table and comes around to watch me eat Vivi's pussy as she is going to town on my now covered cock, telling Vivi she has large pussy lips. All the of us got a laugh as I stretched Vivi's lips. Ewa now positions Vivi RCG on my cock and she is banging away as Ewa is DFK and making me suck on her little tits. A few minutes go by, and I want to finish in someone's mouth. Ewa and Vivi swap positions. Vivi hops off me and Ewa rips the condom off and starts going to town. Vivi climbs on the table and wants me to suck on her boobies as I play with her nipples. After a few minutes I blow into Ewa's mouth and I collapse on the table. Vivi leaves and Ewa finishes off with a head massage and ear cleaning. I left $. 60 on the table along with the. 70 house fee. As a bonus as I'm walking out the back way, there is Mocha taking a shower, I said hi and was dreaming about my next visit to Mocha at Relax.

Great service all around!

Stay safe out there.

PH.

[Phloverno6]

Saw Ewa once. Probably 50's or so. Not great body. She wanted to do 69 and he pussy smelled let's say not the freshest.

Yeah, heard through Ewa that Kiki was at another Spa in Naperville through the week. Magic must be owned by the same people.

[Darth Cosmos]

Is this "BoBo" at Relax in GE. Or are we talking a different AMP? I was set to go back and try Mocha instead of my regular KiKi or Ewa. But also a fan of big natural boobs.

Correct Relax GE.

[BassMan1989]

About 50 years old with meat on the bones and big naturals?

That's her.

Darth.

Is this "BoBo" at Relax in GE. Or are we talking a different AMP? I was set to go back and try Mocha instead of my regular KiKi or Ewa. But also a fan of big natural boobs.

[Nuke69]

Is BoBo / PoPo really back? I loved her last time around. Some meat on those bones with big natural tits.

Can anyone confirm?

Just saw her last Friday.

[Darth Cosmos]

Is BoBo / PoPo really back? I loved her last time around. Some meat on those bones with big natural tits.

Can anyone confirm?

About 50 years old with meat on the bones and big naturals?

That's her.

Darth.

[JonnyHard-Shill Author of erotic fiction]

Is BoBo / PoPo really back? I loved her last time around. Some meat on those bones with big natural tits.

Can anyone confirm?

This is a new Bobo, she has large breasts too.

[SmileySam]

So I keep seeing good reviews for this place, and decided to give them another shot, after my disappointing duo.

Got there at 9:05, they were totally empty, no customers. Completely dead.

A 50's overweight girl, who is rather disappointing greeted me, her name was Bobo.

I asked for a mocha, or Vivi.

She went back to check with them, and I could hear them. Tell her that they were busy. So they were there, they didn't have customers, they basically just didn't feel like working.

Very disappointing, so then I asked for another girl.

They brought a girl that was even worse, in her 60's, that look like my great grandma.

I was like oh my goodness, I was already here, and I was on schedule, so I went with the original girl.

In her defense, her tits were really nice.

And it's not her fault that she was 55 or whatever she was, she really tried her best.

Didn't go for CFS, as I was just looking to blow and get out of there.

She gave me a very nice BBBJTCIM.

I came hard in her mouth, that part was very nice.

She asked if I wanted a massage, but honestly, I just wanted to get out of there. 10 minutes in and out the door.

No customers walked in the entire time I was there either.

I keep reading all these good reviews about this place, but so far this is strike 2
place is kind of a dump imo maybe I just had bad luck twice in a row?

I'm assuming most of the good reviews are from mongers who can't get verified with a good agency like KP or AC?

Totally wish I'd gone to KP instead what a waste of time.

What did I do wrong? How do you get the good stuff when you go there. I might give them one more try, but if I have another bad experience, they are crossed off my list.

Darth.

Saw Ewa once. Probably 50's or so. Not great body. She wanted to do 69 and he pussy smelled let's say not the freshest.

[UsaJB007]

Is BoBo / PoPo really back? I loved her last time around. Some meat on those bones with big natural tits.

Can anyone confirm?

[JonnyHard-Shill Author of erotic fiction]

Called for a 10 am appointment with Kiki. When I arrived, she ran towards me like seeing her boyfriend the first time for a long time. Once in the room, she jumped on me, legs around my waist, passionate DFK in the same time. Then she gave me the best BBBJ in the world. I kept having organism shock but not any feeling of blowing out. She kept stimulating different parts of junior, and came back to stimulate where it triggered my organism, my brain was almost numb from all the organism shocks, that was how good the BBBJ. I have never experienced anything like that in my whole life. I asked for DITY, she was happy to expose her V, so I could have the best access. She was very into it and even pushed my head against her V, I think she had her organism while f*cking my mouth. As I got hard by her reaction, she begged for my cock, I turned my cock towards her face, so she could put the cover on. I continued DITY, while she gave me the CBJ, so a 69, while I was standing on one leg and she was lying on the table. This was better than the standard 69, b / c we both could move our head without putting a strain on our neck. I could do it forever, but she couldn't wait for my cock any longer. She liked the standard mish while I was holding her tight, I must have hit her special spot because she was breathing heavily and kept asking me to throttle faster. As her V got tighter and tighter, I felt something warm pour out near the end of her V. She told me she just had her organism and she couldn't feel her legs anymore. I was planning to move on to another position, but since she was already satisfied, I kept throttling until the organism hit me again and ejaculated in spasms. She told me she had her second organism while grabbing my butt hard with her fingers. I am not a massage person, so we cuddled when we both tried to catch our breath. Total was $. 3 and I was happy to gave her anything for this kind of service. I asked for her number so I can just text her for my next appointment.

[Darth Cosmos]

Have a few days to party, and was really in the mood for a duo.

My usual duo provider, unfortunately didn't have anything.

So based on the reviews, I decided to give this place a try.

Certainly not what I'm used to, I usually end up at Sunny D.

Door not locked, walked in, the girl who greeted me was very cute, maybe 30's Chinese. Lucky.

I told her I wanted a duo full service.

She asked if I've been there before, I said no, but I've been to many other places and listed the other places I've been to, and gave her $500 cash, to let her know I mean biz

I was like "is this enough ".

She was like "oh yeah that's enough ".

Then in walks Eva.

To be honest with you, she was a little older than my preference, and a little overweight, not terribly awful, maybe a solid 7/10, or even a high six.

Didn't care, cause it was good enough, and I was mainly interested lucky who I thought was an 8/10.

It started great, cuddling, snuggling, dfk, bbbj, double bbbj Facef*ck.

I was very excited, having a great time, the cover came on, and I got on top of Eva and started pounding away. in the meantime, lucky he was in the back, rimming me.

Felt like heaven, really enjoyed.

Then I reach back, trying to grab Lucky to pull her forward, since I wanted a bang her next.

I've read about this before, but I've never experienced it anywhere else.

She made the excuse, that she was currently on PMS, and only able to do oral sex.

Since I've already dropped 500, to be honest with, I was kinda upset.

Whatever, so I put Eva's legs over my shoulder and destroyed her, until I blew.

Might come back again, but I'm definitely going to be more picky, not give any cash over, until they give me exactly what I want.

If a guy is asking for a duo, the girl really should let him know, that she's not available before he gets started, that part wasn't cool, unfortunately, I've had that experience with Chinese brothels, they all seem to operate with a bait and switch, how much can we get away with mentality, which is bad for business.

Well, I go back there? Probably not since there are a lot of better options.

Lucky was cute, but I don't appreciate being tricked.

Anyway, happy hobbies everyone, that was just my experience maybe yours will be different.

Darth.

So I keep seeing good reviews for this place, and decided to give them another shot, after my disappointing duo.

Got there at 9:05, they were totally empty, no customers. Completely dead.

A 50's overweight girl, who is rather disappointing greeted me, her name was Bobo.

I asked for a mocha, or Vivi.

She went back to check with them, and I could hear them. Tell her that they were busy. So they were there, they didn't have customers, they basically just didn't feel like working.

Very disappointing, so then I asked for another girl.

They brought a girl that was even worse, in her 60's, that look like my great grandma.

I was like oh my goodness, I was already here, and I was on schedule, so I went with the original girl.

In her defense, her tits were really nice.

And it's not her fault that she was 55 or whatever she was, she really tried her best.

Didn't go for CFS, as I was just looking to blow and get out of there.

She gave me a very nice BBBJTCIM.

I came hard in her mouth, that part was very nice.

She asked if I wanted a massage, but honestly, I just wanted to get out of there. 10 minutes in and out the door.

No customers walked in the entire time I was there either.

I keep reading all these good reviews about this place, but so far this is strike 2
place is kind of a dump imo maybe I just had bad luck twice in a row?

I'm assuming most of the good reviews are from mongers who can't get verified with a good agency like KP or AC?

Totally wish I'd gone to KP instead… what a waste of time.

What did I do wrong? How do you get the good stuff when you go there. I might give them one more try, but if I have another bad experience, they are crossed off my list.

Darth.

[OPIllini]

Thinking about trying one of the spots in Westmont. A couple of them look intriguing, namely Xing FU and Zhengrong. Anyone have experience with any of the Westmont spots, or am I better off going to Downers Grove or Lombard?

Also, with the foot spas, has anyone been able to get at least a L1? Called a couple of spots in Lombard last night, but at each place a man answered the phone, which leads me to believe the foot spas arenlegit with no hanky-panky.

So last week, I decided to take the plunge and go to one of the Westmont AMP's. I opted for Xing Fu, which is on Fairview Avenue near 63rd in a strip mall.

Was greeted at the door by "Tina", a Chinese lady. I'm guessing she's in her mid-50's age-wise, and I could tell she'd put on a ton of makeup right before my arrival; otherwise, she's a Plain Jane in terms of looks.

Door fee was. 7 for an hour. The place itself was nice, clean, and well-kept. Tina entered the room and asked if I wanted soft, medium, or hard massage. I chose soft, and Tina's massage was good. She used medium pressure on my shoulders and feet, which was appreciated. And she allowed me to roam her legs and butt OTC.

Things seemed promising for a L1 when the flip came. Instead, Tina took my hand and put it on top of my stick and jewels. She wanted me to SS. I was going to decline, but then she started kissing me on my neck and breathing heavily into my ear, so I wound up SS. Tipped. 5, Tina gave me a water bottle, and out the door I went.

Definitely overpaid with the tip. In fact, I thought with my little head instead of the brain after the flip, and being a veteran monger I should've known better. Won't return, I'm sure nearby Downers Grove and Lombard have better options for L1.

[FranklySports]

Thinking about trying one of the spots in Westmont. A couple of them look intriguing, namely Xing FU and Zhengrong. Anyone have experience with any of the Westmont spots, or am I better off going to Downers Grove or Lombard?

Also, with the foot spas, has anyone been able to get at least a L1? Called a couple of spots in Lombard last night, but at each place a man answered the phone, which leads me to believe the foot spas arenlegit with no hanky-panky.

Stopped by Adura this week. Lea took care of me. Tight tiny ass, firm Manmade Bs. Decent enough massage with no teasing. On the flip she offered a naked BJ for $150, I offered $120 and off went the cloths. She knows what she's doing with her mouth. Finished up the massage and made sure I knew her name for next time.

In the light of the lobby she looks to be in her 40's. I would guess botox in her cheeks. Worth a return trip.

[Jkuntz312]

I had a nearly identical session with Candy the other week. Wish I hadn't paid for the whole hour. Very mechanical and lazy. Especially compared to the other providers there.

LOL at the bad breath too.

I haven't been for two months. I wrote a glowing review for Candy.

Yesterday I had an early afternoon window. Figured rather than call just see who pops out. Usual fun anticipation!

But it was Candy. And she looked like she'd been through the ringer. Even some slightly bad breath as I later learned.

But shower time. She spends generous time on your asshole but she doesn't rim for the entire visit. I asked her for stand up head while drying me off. She refused and said, "in room. ".

In the room, pretty lackluster pushing down on your back massage. Then oil. Then asshole oily finger massage.

I'll give her the only B grade of the visit with her BBBJ on the flip. She could have achieved CIM but you got to get the L3. She assumes the standing mish position and that's where things ended. I pulled off the cover and covered her big time. Out of a little bit of irritation with the worn out kinda lazy effort.

You guys wore her out!