Massage Parlor Reports

[Loren Daiz]

Has anyone tried King Dynasty in Snohomish?

I have not been, was going to try when they opened 2 y ago but couldn't see parking. They only have 2 reviews on rubmaps and if I recall on here they haven't had good reviews.

[StuntDriver]

HAHA! Great comment I could have said same. She calls me fat too with affection and it would not occur to her that it would give offense.

Yeah, it's just a matter of fact thing to them. I'm a pretty fit guy but I have very slight love handles. One of my ATFs grabbed them once and asked "what this called?" That's the day she learned how to say "spare tire" and "love handles. " And now she grabs there to speed me up and slow me down LOL.

[Strong1954-Shill for Shanghai]

Has anyone tried King Dynasty in Snohomish?

[Happyhobbies]

Find myself in Snohomish with a bit of time. Looking for a decent massage (actually have some sort muscles) and a nice BBBJCIM or cfs. Would prefer a younger natural girl, not an auntie.

Any tips much appreciated.

[Admin2]

I've been involved with this forum since it was The World Sex Guide and our founder split them into the USA Sex Guide and the International Sex Guide. I've been moderating this forum for nearly 20 years.

There is a cancer on this forum that will destroy it if not stopped. Before I decide to deny the use of the site to an establishment I consider it for awhile. Shanghai is gone, posting about it will get you banned, posting on the forum how big a mistake I made about it will get you banned.

This particular thread is packed with erotic fiction posted by guys who are either in love with somebody there or are getting something for posting. I don't give a fuck how many white knights say it isn't true.

Because the thread was full of this shit:

"Shanghai Spa Shasha

Shasha comes in the room and pulls me in for a passionate kiss, our tongues dancing as she grinds against me. Clothes come off. I lie on my back as she climbs on top, dragging her soft tits across my chest and thighs while her tongue explores every inch of me. She flips me over for an intense cat bath, licking down my spine to my ass with creative swirls that drive me wild. After some teasing on my starfish, she has me turn again. Shasha delivers an enthusiastic BLS, sucking my balls while stroking me, then takes me deep with incredible suction. She covers me up and then rides me hard in cowgirl before switching to mish. Her moans get loud as I pound away. I ask to finish in her mouth. She strokes me eagerly until I explode, taking in every drop with a satisfied smile while milking me completely dry."

That did not fucking happen, this is an ad posing as a review and that fucking Peligrino guy knows it and STILL was shilling for them.

This is my last warning, I know what the fuck I'm doing, I know what the fuck the ownership at that spa was doing, cross me and you're fucking gone. To all you other idiots out there, if you give them a code name it will be obvious and you will be banned. I am sick of this fucking shit.

To whoever owns that place, when you change the name I'll ban that name too.

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[CharlesPeligro]

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How much are they paying you? Or is it a discount?

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[HouseFriedRice]

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[Seattleik]

I find it strange others are discussing their experience with Dora at Everegreen. I visited earlier this week and was met with mama-san and only two Hispanic workers, no sign of Dora. I was asked to come back mid month for new talent. The one I went to was located next to a pawn shop. Was this the wrong one?

Yep, You went to the wrong evergreen, she's at 15620 on 99 in Lynwood no at the evergreen way on up in Everett, last time the spot was Korean surprise they have Hispanic workers there now haven't been there for awhile.

[KrDoggy-shill]

There are several Evergreens.

I find it strange others are discussing their experience with Dora at Everegreen. I visited earlier this week and was met with mama-san and only two Hispanic workers, no sign of Dora. I was asked to come back mid month for new talent. The one I went to was located next to a pawn shop. Was this the wrong one?

[AnonyWA]

I find it strange others are discussing their experience with Dora at Everegreen. I visited earlier this week and was met with mama-san and only two Hispanic workers, no sign of Dora. I was asked to come back mid month for new talent. The one I went to was located next to a pawn shop. Was this the wrong one?

[Shogun Hua]

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[CSnow-shill]

Feeling frisky I decided to go outside my usual places and try Dora out. I missed her when she was at King's. Hadn't been to this location before either. Nice place, except they need some music painfully quiet. Dora answered. Had to ask if Dora, yes. She's petite, but can't say very attractive. Little bit of butter face. B cup natural, petite but can't say hot but average gnd. Attitude at first seemed great so I laid down for massage. Then it starts. It was like she thought I was there for evaluating. "your face is red". Yes got sun camping, "you're too big, you eat too much". Yup I'm aware I have a dad bod but I'm not obese, etc. Totally killed it from start. Massage was basically forearm rubbing for 40 min but OK in-between critical evaluation. Then flip wanted up charge for BBBJ without me asking. Mid 69 doorbell rings, she gets up to answer. Gone 10 min, comes back says he's waiting, and "I finish you first". Well I was already ready to leave but she hops back on 69 which is awkward cause she like half my size so can't really even reach her in that position but nice starfish to look at. Cover on she tries cg for 20 sec but because table creaking so loud wants me to get up for mish. Then starts the fake "dirty talk" oh you so good husband, I love you"etc. Not enjoying the view, flipped to doggy. That was boring too, after 1 min I said I was done and asked for hot towel. Figured I'd hit up Bebe or someone better. Nope she was determined. After some more mediocre BBBJ and Jack hammer HJ she finally milked one out so I could go and she could get to her next one. I'll not be repeating.
Thanks Krdoggy?

Sounds like awful experience. I agree her face is unusual but I personally find her cute, especially when she smiles. Yes, she is extremely tiny, likely shorter than 5'. She did laugh and call me "big baby, big clumsy baby" or something like that which didn't offend me but it sounds like you got more of a scolding. I liked her massage but again, maybe my ratings are off. Rushing at the end is not acceptable.

In general I 100% agree your experience sounded very subpar. The only thing I can say Ibsaw her twice and fortunately my experience was better, but that was last December.

As far as the music goes, I now bring my own playlist on my phone and just play the music from that.

[KrDoggy-shill]

HAHA! Great comment I could have said same. She calls me fat too with affection and it would not occur to her that it would give offense.

Thanks for the report, she was on my list, but sounds like I'll wait until she's at a different shop. A little bit funny about the "you're too big, you eat too much", this is how it is with a lot of asian cultures with weight, finances, etc. It's just matter of fact, not taken as rude. We're just so used to everyone being politically correct and sensitive that it seems off putting. It reminded me of my friend's son that keeps bringing home bigger girls and she'll just bluntly say, "she's too fat, no good for you". Initially I was like DAMN, but now I realize that's just how it is in some cultures.

[JMirage]

Feeling frisky I decided to go outside my usual places and try Dora out. I missed her when she was at King's. Hadn't been to this location before either. Nice place, except they need some music painfully quiet. Dora answered. Had to ask if Dora, yes. She's petite, but can't say very attractive. Little bit of butter face. B cup natural, petite but can't say hot but average gnd. Attitude at first seemed great so I laid down for massage. Then it starts. It was like she thought I was there for evaluating. "your face is red". Yes got sun camping, "you're too big, you eat too much". Yup I'm aware I have a dad bod but I'm not obese, etc. Totally killed it from start. Massage was basically forearm rubbing for 40 min but OK in-between critical evaluation. Then flip wanted up charge for BBBJ without me asking. Mid 69 doorbell rings, she gets up to answer. Gone 10 min, comes back says he's waiting, and "I finish you first". Well I was already ready to leave but she hops back on 69 which is awkward cause she like half my size so can't really even reach her in that position but nice starfish to look at. Cover on she tries cg for 20 sec but because table creaking so loud wants me to get up for mish. Then starts the fake "dirty talk" oh you so good husband, I love you"etc. Not enjoying the view, flipped to doggy. That was boring too, after 1 min I said I was done and asked for hot towel. Figured I'd hit up Bebe or someone better. Nope she was determined. After some more mediocre BBBJ and Jack hammer HJ she finally milked one out so I could go and she could get to her next one. I'll not be repeating.
Thanks Krdoggy?

Thanks for the report, she was on my list, but sounds like I'll wait until she's at a different shop. A little bit funny about the "you're too big, you eat too much", this is how it is with a lot of asian cultures with weight, finances, etc. It's just matter of fact, not taken as rude. We're just so used to everyone being politically correct and sensitive that it seems off putting. It reminded me of my friend's son that keeps bringing home bigger girls and she'll just bluntly say, "she's too fat, no good for you". Initially I was like DAMN, but now I realize that's just how it is in some cultures.

[KrDoggy-shill]

Some like her look (I do) others do not. She has unusual features that put some off.

That fucking shop is just no good when she has to get up and go to the door. I'm her friend and if she left for 10 min and then told me another monger was waiting I would just GTFO.

She does get great reviews not just from me, but YMMV always rules.

Feeling frisky I decided to go outside my usual places and try Dora out. I missed her when she was at King's. Hadn't been to this location before either. Nice place, except they need some music painfully quiet. Dora answered. Had to ask if Dora, yes. She's petite, but can't say very attractive. Little bit of butter face. B cup natural, petite but can't say hot but average gnd. Attitude at first seemed great so I laid down for massage. Then it starts. It was like she thought I was there for evaluating. "your face is red". Yes got sun camping, "you're too big, you eat too much". Yup I'm aware I have a dad bod but I'm not obese, etc. Totally killed it from start. Massage was basically forearm rubbing for 40 min but OK in-between critical evaluation. Then flip wanted up charge for BBBJ without me asking. Mid 69 doorbell rings, she gets up to answer. Gone 10 min, comes back says he's waiting, and "I finish you first". Well I was already ready to leave but she hops back on 69 which is awkward cause she like half my size so can't really even reach her in that position but nice starfish to look at. Cover on she tries cg for 20 sec but because table creaking so loud wants me to get up for mish. Then starts the fake "dirty talk" oh you so good husband, I love you"etc. Not enjoying the view, flipped to doggy. That was boring too, after 1 min I said I was done and asked for hot towel. Figured I'd hit up Bebe or someone better. Nope she was determined. After some more mediocre BBBJ and Jack hammer HJ she finally milked one out so I could go and she could get to her next one. I'll not be repeating.
Thanks Krdoggy?