Massage Parlor Reports

[ScatJay]

I know man, it's just disheartening. I remember when Backpage and Method was around. Fun times.

Is it weird that MN has the most Tryst escort and massage options of any of the surrounding states but such terrible massage parlor environment?

Iowa of all places seems to have better scene than we do.

The good spots just seem to dry up and blow away in the wind.

It's not like you see the former favs get busted on the news or something dramatic, they just close the doors and go elsewhere.

[JmcGrawmn99]

You're never going to get the same kinds of "massage" service here as other cities. I had to come to terms with that. I've simply moved on. To going to the asians in adultsearch for example (motels in Eagan or Bloomington or BC). 2 bones for the guaranteed service you want and a sub par massage. When you consider the amount of time and $$ wasted by paying the hr rate all over creation and then coming up with nothing, you're money a "head".

The ladies looks are hit and miss, but the nice this is that when she opens the door if she's not your type, just turn around and leave. They've usually got more than one lady working in the motel, so just text the scheduler that you want a different gal.

I know man, it's just disheartening. I remember when Backpage and Method was around. Fun times.

[Cermic1]

You're never going to get the same kinds of "massage" service here as other cities. I had to come to terms with that. I've simply moved on. To going to the asians in adultsearch for example (motels in Eagan or Bloomington or BC). 2 bones for the guaranteed service you want and a sub par massage. When you consider the amount of time and $$ wasted by paying the hr rate all over creation and then coming up with nothing, you're money a "head".

The ladies looks are hit and miss, but the nice this is that when she opens the door if she's not your type, just turn around and leave. They've usually got more than one lady working in the motel, so just text the scheduler that you want a different gal.

I'm going to be going into Chicago in a few weeks. From what I understand it is a promised land compared to the desolation of the twin cities.

[JoeMaleMpls]

Who is Lina in Richfield? Contact? DM me would love to find something in that area.

Had some adventures in my dreams a couple of weeks ago and finally have a chance to write them down.

Called up Harmony in Shoreview Saturday late afternoon. Person on the phone said to come right in. When I got there the lady working told me it would be a half hour. She seemed tired and wasn't overly attractive so I passed.

Called Yun since it was close and they also said to come right in. I was greeted by a woman I had seen multiple times when it was T massage. She has a great body and I always had great experiences with her, so I figured I was in for a good time. Led to the room and a different woman came in. She wasn't as attractive but was still young and cute, so I was still hopeful. The massage was good and after about 40 minutes the cover was off and she was working on my thighs with a good amount of teasing. Door opens and the T massage woman comes in. They start talking and it seems pretty tense. Woman who was massaging me leaves and the T massage lady covers me up and has me flip. She offers DIY and is adamant about it. I declined. Definitely seems like they are trying to go legit.

Sunday I reached out to Ruby because I needed a win. Saw Lina in Richfield. She's older and not a spinner but was fun and enthusiastic. She also offered to peg me with a carrot. I'm not sure if she was joking, but I declined.

Showered when we were done and decided to hit up Columbia Heights massage on the way home. Woman who met me was older and not attractive but the massage was good. She offered DIY but I declined.

Monday took a drive out to Serenity in White Bear Lake. Masseuse was a little older, but cute with what appeared to be a nice rack. Really good massage and mostly uncovered with a good amount of teasing. Flipped and she lifted her shirt, which is how I found out she was wearing a padded bra. She offered DIY, I declined.

Monday afternoon I had pretty much run through all the local options and against my better judgment went to AA 696. Two girls were working, both of them were young and reasonably attractive. The one who met me talked me into the $10 futon upgrade because she said it would be more fun. Fine. Massage was ok. No cover and lots of teasing. On the flip she offered DIY, light touching over the clothes, and nothing else. Again, I declined.

At this point I was needing some relief so I reached out to Nancy. The lady was older, heavier, and not really attractive. I should have left but she got the job done while I kept my eyes shut and imagined past experiences.

This place is turning into a wasteland for service. Very little L1 to be found and my latest experiences with the agencies are older woman with bad teeth. I'm considering my options and rethinking my life. If anyone has recommendations my PMs are open.

[NeilBeForEmee]

You're never going to get the same kinds of "massage" service here as other cities. I had to come to terms with that. I've simply moved on. To going to the asians in adultsearch for example (motels in Eagan or Bloomington or BC). 2 bones for the guaranteed service you want and a sub par massage. When you consider the amount of time and $$ wasted by paying the hr rate all over creation and then coming up with nothing, you're money a "head".

The ladies looks are hit and miss, but the nice this is that when she opens the door if she's not your type, just turn around and leave. They've usually got more than one lady working in the motel, so just text the scheduler that you want a different gal.

Had some adventures in my dreams a couple of weeks ago and finally have a chance to write them down.

Called up Harmony in Shoreview Saturday late afternoon. Person on the phone said to come right in. When I got there the lady working told me it would be a half hour. She seemed tired and wasn't overly attractive so I passed.

Called Yun since it was close and they also said to come right in. I was greeted by a woman I had seen multiple times when it was T massage. She has a great body and I always had great experiences with her, so I figured I was in for a good time. Led to the room and a different woman came in. She wasn't as attractive but was still young and cute, so I was still hopeful. The massage was good and after about 40 minutes the cover was off and she was working on my thighs with a good amount of teasing. Door opens and the T massage woman comes in. They start talking and it seems pretty tense. Woman who was massaging me leaves and the T massage lady covers me up and has me flip. She offers DIY and is adamant about it. I declined. Definitely seems like they are trying to go legit.

Sunday I reached out to Ruby because I needed a win. Saw Lina in Richfield. She's older and not a spinner but was fun and enthusiastic. She also offered to peg me with a carrot. I'm not sure if she was joking, but I declined.

Showered when we were done and decided to hit up Columbia Heights massage on the way home. Woman who met me was older and not attractive but the massage was good. She offered DIY but I declined.

Monday took a drive out to Serenity in White Bear Lake. Masseuse was a little older, but cute with what appeared to be a nice rack. Really good massage and mostly uncovered with a good amount of teasing. Flipped and she lifted her shirt, which is how I found out she was wearing a padded bra. She offered DIY, I declined.

Monday afternoon I had pretty much run through all the local options and against my better judgment went to AA 696. Two girls were working, both of them were young and reasonably attractive. The one who met me talked me into the $10 futon upgrade because she said it would be more fun. Fine. Massage was ok. No cover and lots of teasing. On the flip she offered DIY, light touching over the clothes, and nothing else. Again, I declined.

At this point I was needing some relief so I reached out to Nancy. The lady was older, heavier, and not really attractive. I should have left but she got the job done while I kept my eyes shut and imagined past experiences.

This place is turning into a wasteland for service. Very little L1 to be found and my latest experiences with the agencies are older woman with bad teeth. I'm considering my options and rethinking my life. If anyone has recommendations my PMs are open.

[VikesFan]

Why is nobody talking about this place. Home run every time.

[JmcGrawmn99]

Any info? Anyone have any expeience there. Happy or not?

There are past reviews that indicate it is legit.

[JmcGrawmn99]

Had some adventures in my dreams a couple of weeks ago and finally have a chance to write them down.

Called up Harmony in Shoreview Saturday late afternoon. Person on the phone said to come right in. When I got there the lady working told me it would be a half hour. She seemed tired and wasn't overly attractive so I passed.

Called Yun since it was close and they also said to come right in. I was greeted by a woman I had seen multiple times when it was T massage. She has a great body and I always had great experiences with her, so I figured I was in for a good time. Led to the room and a different woman came in. She wasn't as attractive but was still young and cute, so I was still hopeful. The massage was good and after about 40 minutes the cover was off and she was working on my thighs with a good amount of teasing. Door opens and the T massage woman comes in. They start talking and it seems pretty tense. Woman who was massaging me leaves and the T massage lady covers me up and has me flip. She offers DIY and is adamant about it. I declined. Definitely seems like they are trying to go legit.

Sunday I reached out to Ruby because I needed a win. Saw Lina in Richfield. She's older and not a spinner but was fun and enthusiastic. She also offered to peg me with a carrot. I'm not sure if she was joking, but I declined.

Showered when we were done and decided to hit up Columbia Heights massage on the way home. Woman who met me was older and not attractive but the massage was good. She offered DIY but I declined.

Monday took a drive out to Serenity in White Bear Lake. Masseuse was a little older, but cute with what appeared to be a nice rack. Really good massage and mostly uncovered with a good amount of teasing. Flipped and she lifted her shirt, which is how I found out she was wearing a padded bra. She offered DIY, I declined.

Monday afternoon I had pretty much run through all the local options and against my better judgment went to AA 696. Two girls were working, both of them were young and reasonably attractive. The one who met me talked me into the $10 futon upgrade because she said it would be more fun. Fine. Massage was ok. No cover and lots of teasing. On the flip she offered DIY, light touching over the clothes, and nothing else. Again, I declined.

At this point I was needing some relief so I reached out to Nancy. The lady was older, heavier, and not really attractive. I should have left but she got the job done while I kept my eyes shut and imagined past experiences.

This place is turning into a wasteland for service. Very little L1 to be found and my latest experiences with the agencies are older woman with bad teeth. I'm considering my options and rethinking my life. If anyone has recommendations my PMs are open.

[Buzz2125]

Any info? Anyone have any expeience there. Happy or not?

[JmcGrawmn99]

Had some time to myself a couple weeks ago so made the rounds to some places on the north side in my dreams.

Sunday night I tried Harmony in Shoreview. Person on phone said come right in. Got there and the woman working said I would need to wait 30 minutes. Passed on that since she was very average looking and seemed tired. Called Yun and confirmed they could get me in. Got there and was greeted by a woman I had seen many times when it was T massage. She had a great rack and was always open to L1 so I figured I was in for a good time. Different girl came in to do the massage. Not as attractive, but still reasonably young and cute. Cover was up on back and she was working my inner thighs when the door opened and the first girl came back in. There were some tense words between the two of them and the new to me girl left. Figured that was fine since she and I knew each other and she gave a phenomenal ending in the past. Nope. Covered me up and her clothes stayed on. She offered DIY, but I declined. She was adamant about no other extras. Scratching this one of the future visit list.

Monday reached out to Ruby cause I wanted a sure thing. Saw Lina at a location in Richfield. She was fun. Older but nice body and very enthusiastic. She offered to peg me with a carrot but I declined. Still not sure if she was joking. Showered after and decided to try CH Massage on my way home.

Called before I left so she knewi was coming. Location is hidden away a bit so it felt somewhat private on a Monday night. Woman who greeted me was old and not attractive. Really good massage though. She offered DIY, but I was not feeling it so just stuck with the massage.

Tuesday morning and my dreams are getting pretty dark. Decided to try Serenity in WBL. Slightly older, but very cute provider who seemed like she had a nice rack. Decent massage and I was uncovered the whole time. Little bit of teasing so I thought I had found success. On the flip she let me see the girls, which is how I found out about the padded bra. DIY was offered again. I declined again.

Running out of options and time and decided to go back to aa 696 in the afternoon. Two providers who were both younger and cute. She got me on the +10 upsell for futon cause it would be more fun. Uncovered the whole time. Lots of teasing while I was face down. Flipped and she offered DIY with a little bit of playing with the boys. She would not lift her shirt or do anything more than a light tickling of the sack. This was the last option I had so I went with it. Tipped her. 4 and bounced.

This place is getting to be a wasteland. I think I need to find a regular FS provider who may charge more but gives better service. Open to any recommendations but I know they are few and far between.

Stay safe out there.

JM.

[Buzz2125]

Goose egg here. Pretty sure legit massage.

Something odd did happen though during it. We kept being interrupted by other masseuses, like they would poke their head in and ask. For about a minute one came in and contributed to the massage, playing with my butt a bit, trying to push for me to upgrade to a 4 handed massage. I'm not upgrading halfway through. Just kinda weird.

Similar experience pushing for 4 hand. At desk pusjed for 4 hand. I declined and was assigned Julie (young (25) and cute). Disrobed got on table a second therapist came in with Julie thought she said new girl and I assumed needed training both started massage while trying to talk me into 4 hand. I declined again. Then like a revolving door Angela came in (young (28) and hot) started massage with Julie. Angela wanted full $80 to participate. I said a 4 hand is typically not double the price and she accepted $60. So $140 for a 4 hand with 2 young cuties. Awesome massage. Kept me kinda covered. No touching either at all. And they wouldn't let me DIY. So good massage by young and cute but 100% legit and I don't think any number of return visits will change that.

[PublicCumGuy]

Anyone have any luck recently on south Robert's or Concord St. ? Thanks in advance.

[PublicCumGuy]

Anyone have any luck recently on south Robert's or Concord St. ? Thanks in advance.

[OnlyMe1234]

I've tried visiting Yun a couple of times on recommendation from someone on this site and have struck out each time. Does anyone have any luck there?

Same, not even close.

I'm wondering if you got some old information. I had luck there but it wasn't that great so I never went back. However, that was several years and a couple of name changes ago.

[JButter9]

I've tried visiting Yun a couple of times on recommendation from someone on this site and have struck out each time. Does anyone have any luck there?

Same, not even close.