Massage Parlor Reports

[CharlesPeligro]

This is great, those places were consistent, but clearly there was one guy, definitely in business with them (how else would he know what the landlord was thinking about it? Writing reviews from multiple accounts. Every ridiculously positive review always ended with the chance encounter of seeing every other woman working with a quick description of each. Obviously a shill.

Go explore some new places folks, and bravo, admin, bravo!!

Mms at all shops like jm, qq, etc sends fake pics with the ht, wt, bust, etc if you ask about the new girls. This isn't a fake account signal. I have good repoire with the mms at these shops. You can actually talk to them as a regular patron LOL.

I would like to see more exploration being reported. I don't plan on it. I don't want to waste money when I already know where to go. Quality places will get reviewed.

[CharlesPeligro]

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You should start your own forum.

I've been doing this for 20 years. I know when a thread has been taken over by a MP with a few seniors who are being incentivized to promote them. Do you think this is the first time I've seen it.

Do you think you are the first white knight stupid enough to try and use their unmoderated status to try and help some pimp undermine the forum?

We wish you the best

A2

[AligatorJaw]

I will say I can agree that the reviews, the way they were needed to stop however wish that basic details about new names and apperance details were still allowed.

[StuntDriver]

She's been in Burien, FedWay, and most recently at Blue Moon Renton if you feel like searching old reviews.

Thin, blonde, very pretty, great massage, soft style GFE options available. She's at Unique Relaxing Massage on King St in Bellingham. So if you happen to be visiting campus, or are forced to be in Bham for any other reason, Rachel does indeed provide a unique and relaxing massage.

[ILuvazns]

I am banning any discussion about Shanghai and Best spas due to their unrelating barrage of shill reports. Yes I know, some of you guys like that place but today is 08 July 2026 and any posts put up about them after today will have the author banned. You post about them once and you're gone. I don't care of you're a senior with 15 years on the forum, you get banned.

These shills are a cancer on this forum the is killing all trust in us and you seniors that are posting these Penthouse Pets type reports to get discounted sessions should be ashamed of yourselves.

To the rest of the guys who would like to get the forum back please report anybody you see who posts about these places.

This post will lead this forum for 6 months. If they rename it and you post about it sooner or later I'll find out and ban you.

A2

I asked about this almost a year ago when they first started getting big on here. I wrote some reviews and I'm guilty cause I did get asked by "mamasan" to do it.

[JpLovesBlondes]

I am banning any discussion about Shanghai and Best spas due to their unrelating barrage of shill reports.

These shills are a cancer on this forum the is killing all trust in us and you seniors that are posting these Penthouse Pets type reports to get discounted sessions should be ashamed of yourselves.

A2

This is great, those places were consistent, but clearly there was one guy, definitely in business with them (how else would he know what the landlord was thinking about it? Writing reviews from multiple accounts. Every ridiculously positive review always ended with the chance encounter of seeing every other woman working with a quick description of each. Obviously a shill.

Go explore some new places folks, and bravo, admin, bravo!!

[FlyingGolfball]

The only thing that I don't understand is why target ban 2 shops when (IMO) other shops are doing worse stuff LOL. (Maybe because they are not in this area) Cheers!

This. I mean that's why we don't go to "the other board", all the fake reviews but here, at least we see mixed reviews from those franchise so not sure why banning those two. But I'm not here to argue because me want stay, LOL.

[Manager9]

That's a bit harsh but I guess when in Rome, right?

Probably a bit harsh but I don't think there is a better solution to 'write a good review and I'll give you a discount' offer or 'I'll write a bad review if you don't give me a discount' threats. I am hoping that this will curb shills in the short term but not having reviews from some reliable members is going to be a bummer.

Ladies have told me multiple times that reviews influence a lot of people so shills and discount seekers have ruined it all for us. The only thing that I don't understand is why target ban 2 shops when (IMO) other shops are doing worse stuff LOL. (Maybe because they are not in this area) Cheers!

[FlyingGolfball]

I am banning any discussion about Shanghai and Best spas due to their unrelating barrage of shill reports. Yes I know, some of you guys like that place but today is 08 July 2026 and any posts put up about them after today will have the author banned. You post about them once and you're gone. I don't care of you're a senior with 15 years on the forum, you get banned.

These shills are a cancer on this forum the is killing all trust in us and you seniors that are posting these Penthouse Pets type reports to get discounted sessions should be ashamed of yourselves.

To the rest of the guys who would like to get the forum back please report anybody you see who posts about these places.

This post will lead this forum for 6 months. If they rename it and you post about it sooner or later I'll find out and ban you.

A2

That's a bit harsh but I guess when in Rome, right?

[Tasman63]

i am banning any discussion about shanghai and best spas due to their unrelating barrage of shill reports. Yes i know, some of you guys like that place but today is 08 july 2026 and any posts put up about them after today will have the author banned. You post about them once and you're gone. I don't care of you're a senior with 15 years on the forum, you get banned.

These shills are a cancer on this forum the is killing all trust in us and you seniors that are posting these penthouse pets type reports to get discounted sessions should be ashamed of yourselves.

To the rest of the guys who would like to get the forum back please report anybody you see who posts about these places.

This post will lead this forum for 6 months. If they rename it and you post about it sooner or later i'll find out and ban you.

A2

thank you!

[ZoooBus]

Went to Lavendar couple of weekends ago and saw Chloe, . 7 house fee and she was looking for $ tip, no indication of anything more than a solid massage, HJ and some titty's rubbing on you.

Maybe I miss understood, would be interested if anyone has had different experiences.

I saw Amy my first two times. On the first massage she asked for tip before HE, but the second time (and third to be honest) she did not. $80 got a very nice topless HE.

I saw Lina Friday and she asked for the tip early too. Only did $60 for a standard HE on an hour massage. No attitude from either of them.

[DPRob-shill]

Shasha comes in the room and pulls me in for a passionate kiss, our tongues dancing as she grinds against me. Clothes come off. I lie on my back as she climbs on top, dragging her soft tits across my chest and thighs while her tongue explores every inch of me. She flips me over for an intense cat bath, licking down my spine to my ass with creative swirls that drive me wild. After some teasing on my starfish, she has me turn again. Shasha delivers an enthusiastic BLS, sucking my balls while stroking me, then takes me deep with incredible suction. She covers me up and then rides me hard in cowgirl before switching to mish. Her moans get loud as I pound away. I ask to finish in her mouth. She strokes me eagerly until I explode, taking in every drop with a satisfied smile while milking me completely dry.

[Tasman63]

The newer / younger girl at Lavender is Jenny. Nice L1 and maybe a little more if she likes you (well. And your tip). Not sure if she'll stay the whole month or if someone new is coming in. I'm also certain there are plenty of aunties with slow relaxing L1's all over Everett area. But I don't keep them in my Rolodex.

Went to Lavendar couple of weekends ago and saw Chloe, . 7 house fee and she was looking for $ tip, no indication of anything more than a solid massage, HJ and some titty's rubbing on you.

Maybe I miss understood, would be interested if anyone has had different experiences.

[StuntDriver]

Lavender Spa on State Ave. Great massage and nice L1 is the model.

Liya in Kirkland also fits. I'm sure many aunties in Everett that are ok but I have not been.

The newer / younger girl at Lavender is Jenny. Nice L1 and maybe a little more if she likes you (well. And your tip). Not sure if she'll stay the whole month or if someone new is coming in. I'm also certain there are plenty of aunties with slow relaxing L1's all over Everett area. But I don't keep them in my Rolodex.

[KrDoggy-shill]

Lavender Spa on State Ave. Great massage and nice L1 is the model.

Liya in Kirkland also fits. I'm sure many aunties in Everett that are ok but I have not been.

Looks like there are lots of reviews on FS options such as Hailey at Best. I'm just looking for a good massage with a good simple release (bonus points for BLS / BBBJ, but I'm happy with a nice HJ). Not keen on bumping into mongers at the door at a busy spot like Best / Shanghai, etc.

Any recos for a solid good massage+ location up in Everett? I don't mind an auntie if the service is there. Happy to share my intel post adventures.