Yesterday I decided to plan a visit with Princess Peach, over in Kzoo. Originally it was suppose to be a visit with DD Barbie out of Lansing but she was booked for the rest of the day so I opted to go with Peach since she was someone on my list of providers to try out. She had reviews in a few different cities, but a lot of what I found was old or a few years ago. So there weren't a lot of recent reviews to base my decision on for this visit.
Comms were good, she replied pretty quickly after the initial text and we agreed on the length of visit before I prepared myself to get ready to head out towards her location. Upon arriving in the area, she asked me to call her so that she could provide more directions to her actual location. She was staying in a good area, in an apartment complex surrounded by more apartments. I arrived to see her stepping out the door to look for me, I parked my car and made my way over to her to greet her and we proceeded to go down to the basement where her room was. Although it was a tad dark, there was enough lighting to see. Taking a quick look at her, she definitely matches the pictures from her ad. We had a bit of small talk to sorta break the ice and it was ok, she didn't really try to have a conversation with me and was probably more prepared to start with the meeting. Donation was required first before starting, she was asking $$ for a HHR which was $20 more than her ad stated from tryst but I didn't bother to ask her about that since my time was limited. But once I handed the donation to her, she went ahead and got undressed and I followed suit.
This is where things start to go downhill, she started off with a BJ which was good and felt great. It didn't take me long to get hard and after I was good to go, she put a rubber on me and asked me how I wanted her. Initially I ask her to get into doggy, which gave me a good view of her fat ass but sadly I didn't have enough dick to fuck her. So I asked her to just go ahead and get into missionary which she obliged. As I was getting ready to put my dick in her pussy, I just told to let me know if I'm putting too much pressure on her legs. She wasn't really the most flexible person so we went ahead and gave it a shot. I was able to get it in and get a few good pumps in before I slipped out. At this point I had to reposition myself to get a better angle, all while trying to maneuver her legs to allow better access. But she seemed to be pushing against me or just wasn't cooperating with me in the whole process. So I ask her to switch position again, have me stand up and fuck her on the edge of the bed. But made a comment telling me that I was doing fine and was in her already, it was all in my head that it wasn't working out atm. Which is funny because if I was inside her, this conversation would be different. But anyways we went ahead with trying missionary on the edge of the bed which should have been the move from the start because it gave me the perfect entry, but at this point I was already going soft after trying to Initially do things on the bed. She complained that this is why we should've kept going in mish bc I went soft on her. She proceeded to help me get hard again but my boy was telling me no, so after a bit of jerking it I decided to call it quits. We got dressed and as I was putting my clothes on, I tried to ask her in the nicest way possible if I could get some of my money back. Mind you I normally don't ask this since I know most are not willing too or be reasonable on how things went. At this point she gets pissed at me for asking and made a comment to me saying "this is not a refundable thing, you made it weird by not trying to do doggie, mish, and gave up after I tried to work with you. I can tell that you have never done this before and this is your first time". Part of me wanted to argue with her and point out the flaws in this meeting, but opted to hold my tongue and said to her that this isn't my first time but believe what you want I guess. Fully dressed at this point, we headed back up stairs for me to get my shoes back on, I unlocked the door, said "have a good one I guess" and drove off towards home.
So what are my thoughts, well by far this has to be one of the worst visits I've ever had in a long time. I did what I could to make this work, mainly in trying to adjust her in a good position in bed to fuck. But when you're just laying there on the bed like dead fish and not trying to help me in this process or actively working against me. I find it stupid of her to say that I'm weird for not trying when I was. Mind you that I have seen other bbw / ssbbw providers in the past who I've had a great time with, wynterbbw is a good example of this. She definitely was bigger than Princess Peach by a long mile, but she at least put in the effort & more to make it work. I don't a lot of inches on me but ya boy was able to fuck wynterbbw and nut from it. Rant over LOL.
Overall, I don't recommend her in my opinion. Everything felt transactional, meetup, do your thing, and leave. Driving to her wasn't bad but gas is a factor now given how expensive that shit is. Maybe I caught her on an off day but the damage has been done for me and I won't be returning. Sadly I lost out on $$ but at that price I could have just gone to go see Jenn for a way way better experience.
Spot on review. I saw her last summer. She's actually quite smart and into these medieval festivals. But definitely NOT GFE. I'm sure it's a tough gig bringing a strange dude to your townhome, but if you put yourself out there as a princess and / or a peach, come on. Give the people what they want.
Had a bit of a skinny black girl kick, especially given my regular massage girl Chyna is gone / retired for the time being. I saw Lana Lapiz and I think the other girl's name is Candy? Anyway, both girls have their strengths and weaknesses. They were roommates (found that out after). Saw Lana before so set up appointment. Initial response was maybe 1 hour later. After which, comms were pretty good- maybe 10 minutes apart. One of the reasons I haven't seen my fav Skyy in months BTW. Sh*tty comms and lack of promptness can be a large turn off for me.
Lana: great conversationalist, skinny, young, and looks like the pics. Prefers k9, as many providers do. Spitty, sloppy bbj to star which is awesome. Only detractor is hygiene.
Candy: not much of a conversationalist. She can keep a conversation, but if you don't lead, I'm sure it will die off. Girl in the in the pics. Attractive. Bbj before cfs. Let's grade the performance. If you have no experience with top tier bbj providers, give her an 8/10. If you have experienced the top tier providers I have (Breezy, Breezi, Erin, Trailer Park Barbie, Jannie, Dallas, UTR Ashley, etc), I give a generous 6/10 as there's a couple 10/10's in terms of performance on that list. So above average 6/10 bbj before an amazing, non dead fish cfs on the couch, I would definitely recommend and repeat. Scratched the itch for a younger, petite black girl. Very good comms- talking 1 - 3 minute responses. In case I didn't say it, she gets into the cfs. She grinds into you with and matches your rhythm to maximize each thrust, it's crazy. To round things off, kitty is very tight and she squeezed more after the finish to juice the remainder into the bag. Wildly underrated technique.
Honorable mention to Bonnie. I won't post her ad bc she absolutely wasted my time. Pics are enticing but no. Terrible comms. Confirmed availability 2 hours after initial text. I respond within 10 minutes, then after 45 minutes of silence, inform her I am going with another provider so not to wait up. She responds 15 minutes after this saying "bye have goodnight". I won't be offering her a second chance. I won't be spending a penny nor a drop of gas on her.
Honorable mention to this one: "Monai Marie" perhaps. I never asked her name but this is what the ad shows. I saw this one while in Southfield (Detroit area) on business a few weeks ago. Decided to add her to this review given the chosen topic. Hot, younger, black chick. Girl in the pics. Ultra skinny. Maybe 23? Not the loosest kitty but not tight. She can definitely take a pounding.
Has anyone seen Mandy lately she has always been on my list of todo's but I don't get to dream very much so I see she posts on skip the games I see the one pic I am just wondering how big she has gotten and if she is still very mechanical as that would be a high turn off. I am ok with being a bit big she is 6' + so it would be ok on her but I don't know how recent her pics are? Thanks in advance.
I'll always side with the men, unless they get physical or violent. In this case, I'm not sure I would have asked for my money back. If my dick was not up for it, and we have all been there, I would have marked it as an L and moved on.
Same here. I'm not the type to cause physical harm to someone, it just causes more problems than solving anything. Asking for the donation back probably wasn't the right move but I figured to give it a shot since some providers are somewhat reasonable to a degree but this is a first. Has to be my second biggest L so far.
I'll always side with the men, unless they get physical or violent. In this case, I'm not sure I would have asked for my money back. If my dick was not up for it, and we have all been there, I would have marked it as an L and moved on.
I agree I've had a few times where I set a time for a hr and only was able to get one off and not able to get another go. Not issues from the girl more of either me not being able to get back up in time or we took some time just talking and wouldn't have enough time for another go. With those instances I still gave what we agreed on and in one event I got some back and they took it as hhr instead even though we spent time talking. I don't see many girls I stick to a some circle so we end up talking in between rounds just to talk or catch up if it's been a while that we seen each others.
LOL true. Apparently she saw my review and is trying to twist the story to paint her self as the victim and is calling me out. I find it funny to say the least, I gave everyone here my experience on the visit and how it went down at the end of the day. I have no reason to lie, but obviously everyone can believe what they want. What's even more funny is she trying to paint this forum as an unreliable source of information for her clients or those who may have interest in seeing her. There are few other sites like this one, but probably not as good as the guide. At the end of the day, its your decision on whether or not you make the plunge and visit her. I just wanted to share the what I went through at least.
The picture shows her current ad with a response to what was said about her from me.
I'll always side with the men, unless they get physical or violent. In this case, I'm not sure I would have asked for my money back. If my dick was not up for it, and we have all been there, I would have marked it as an L and moved on.
I mean, I feel like a red flag should have been that she calls herself Princess Peach, when quite obviously Bowser would have been significantly more accurate LOL.
I mean, I feel like a red flag should have been that she calls herself Princess Peach, when quite obviously Bowser would have been significantly more accurate LOL.
LOL true. Apparently she saw my review and is trying to twist the story to paint her self as the victim and is calling me out. I find it funny to say the least, I gave everyone here my experience on the visit and how it went down at the end of the day. I have no reason to lie, but obviously everyone can believe what they want. What's even more funny is she trying to paint this forum as an unreliable source of information for her clients or those who may have interest in seeing her. There are few other sites like this one, but probably not as good as the guide. At the end of the day, its your decision on whether or not you make the plunge and visit her. I just wanted to share the what I went through at least.
The picture shows her current ad with a response to what was said about her from me.
Yesterday I decided to plan a visit with Princess Peach, over in Kzoo. Originally it was suppose to be a visit with DD Barbie out of Lansing but she was booked for the rest of the day so I opted to go with Peach since she was someone on my list of providers to try out. She had reviews in a few different cities, but a lot of what I found was old or a few years ago. So there weren't a lot of recent reviews to base my decision on for this visit.
Comms were good, she replied pretty quickly after the initial text and we agreed on the length of visit before I prepared myself to get ready to head out towards her location. Upon arriving in the area, she asked me to call her so that she could provide more directions to her actual location. She was staying in a good area, in an apartment complex surrounded by more apartments. I arrived to see her stepping out the door to look for me, I parked my car and made my way over to her to greet her and we proceeded to go down to the basement where her room was. Although it was a tad dark, there was enough lighting to see. Taking a quick look at her, she definitely matches the pictures from her ad. We had a bit of small talk to sorta break the ice and it was ok, she didn't really try to have a conversation with me and was probably more prepared to start with the meeting. Donation was required first before starting, she was asking $$ for a HHR which was $20 more than her ad stated from tryst but I didn't bother to ask her about that since my time was limited. But once I handed the donation to her, she went ahead and got undressed and I followed suit.
This is where things start to go downhill, she started off with a BJ which was good and felt great. It didn't take me long to get hard and after I was good to go, she put a rubber on me and asked me how I wanted her. Initially I ask her to get into doggy, which gave me a good view of her fat ass but sadly I didn't have enough dick to fuck her. So I asked her to just go ahead and get into missionary which she obliged. As I was getting ready to put my dick in her pussy, I just told to let me know if I'm putting too much pressure on her legs. She wasn't really the most flexible person so we went ahead and gave it a shot. I was able to get it in and get a few good pumps in before I slipped out. At this point I had to reposition myself to get a better angle, all while trying to maneuver her legs to allow better access. But she seemed to be pushing against me or just wasn't cooperating with me in the whole process. So I ask her to switch position again, have me stand up and fuck her on the edge of the bed. But made a comment telling me that I was doing fine and was in her already, it was all in my head that it wasn't working out atm. Which is funny because if I was inside her, this conversation would be different. But anyways we went ahead with trying missionary on the edge of the bed which should have been the move from the start because it gave me the perfect entry, but at this point I was already going soft after trying to Initially do things on the bed. She complained that this is why we should've kept going in mish bc I went soft on her. She proceeded to help me get hard again but my boy was telling me no, so after a bit of jerking it I decided to call it quits. We got dressed and as I was putting my clothes on, I tried to ask her in the nicest way possible if I could get some of my money back. Mind you I normally don't ask this since I know most are not willing too or be reasonable on how things went. At this point she gets pissed at me for asking and made a comment to me saying "this is not a refundable thing, you made it weird by not trying to do doggie, mish, and gave up after I tried to work with you. I can tell that you have never done this before and this is your first time". Part of me wanted to argue with her and point out the flaws in this meeting, but opted to hold my tongue and said to her that this isn't my first time but believe what you want I guess. Fully dressed at this point, we headed back up stairs for me to get my shoes back on, I unlocked the door, said "have a good one I guess" and drove off towards home.
So what are my thoughts, well by far this has to be one of the worst visits I've ever had in a long time. I did what I could to make this work, mainly in trying to adjust her in a good position in bed to fuck. But when you're just laying there on the bed like dead fish and not trying to help me in this process or actively working against me. I find it stupid of her to say that I'm weird for not trying when I was. Mind you that I have seen other bbw / ssbbw providers in the past who I've had a great time with, wynterbbw is a good example of this. She definitely was bigger than Princess Peach by a long mile, but she at least put in the effort & more to make it work. I don't a lot of inches on me but ya boy was able to fuck wynterbbw and nut from it. Rant over LOL.
Overall, I don't recommend her in my opinion. Everything felt transactional, meetup, do your thing, and leave. Driving to her wasn't bad but gas is a factor now given how expensive that shit is. Maybe I caught her on an off day but the damage has been done for me and I won't be returning. Sadly I lost out on $$ but at that price I could have just gone to go see Jenn for a way way better experience.
I mean, I feel like a red flag should have been that she calls herself Princess Peach, when quite obviously Bowser would have been significantly more accurate LOL.
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