Massage Parlor Reports

[DaHoffa]

Every once in a while in this hobby, you run across a very memorable time and a special person. It makes up for all the hum drum cum dumps.

Well I ran into a unicorn experience Friday. I texted LA On in Rancho. And asked if there may be a new girl or someone they know I'd like. The reply was fast. Yes, please see Kiki. I actually nearly saw her a few weeks back as she was in the shop when I was seeing another girl so never got a look at her.

So, I made an appointment and when I got there, it looked like half of you mongers were parading in! What the hell? I waited a few minutes and texted saying I was here, and was told to come in and they'd room me up and just relax a bit. I did that and it didn't take too long, but I prefer the illusion that I'm the only one. Haha.

In come Kiki and boy is she a looker. Very beautiful face, body and some really nice D titties. She assures me an hour was still good, and we exchanged HF and tip. Off for supplies and she was back and I got ready to start a a massage. Normally the massage is shitty or so-so, but I was told Kiki gives a great massage. Boy was that the truth. Normally I'm feeling up their legs and ass but w Kiki, your getting the massage if he life. It's a very firm massage and she will knock the knots out of you. She will ask if you want it softer. Say no. Endure it and feel like a million bucks later. She started neck, shoulders left and the right back, legs, arms, hands, feet, ass, and then the teasing and flip for fun. One of the most pleasant things tho is while she is massaging you, she was softly singing. So pretty, so relaxing and it felt like she was enjoying our time together as well.

Then what a turn on kissing and nuzzling my ears and the kissing was awesome. She moves onto BBBJ and then lays on table encouraging me to face fuck her and finger her pussy. It took a lot of concentration not to bust right there. Dang. Well I had to taste this pussy and laid her back and DATY that pretty kitty. Nicely defined lips waiting to be pleasured. She is very sensitive and orgasmic.

We spent the rest of our hour fucking our brains out. She was all-in on the action. 69, BBBJ, mish, on top, standing mish and strong BBBJ completion.

Kiki is sweet and kind, about 5'3" great proportions, long jet black hair, shaved perfect kitty, D cup, 26 and skillz like a pro. I'd love to see her again this week before this unicorn disappears. I hope she makes an encore return when that happens.

DaHoffa.

[StaplemanII]

Don't know why it keeps doing this, but the price all in was 3 x $. It keeps dropping the last $. I really hope it takes this time. Sorry if this is making it confusing for anyone.

Great update, thank you! Might have to work this into my schedule.

I don't play in ie often but may have an opportunity coming up. Any recommendations on good rim / tuma providers? I used to go to nagoya when coffee was there, but those days are long gone.

Tia.

[Fruit Cake]

Any good Latinas at Three Seven lately?? If not I'm going to call up Midori in La Puente to see if Linda is working, think she's heading on a 2 month vacation this week?

[LabWalker]

Went out to finally see the famous Dana at Acupressure and Acupuncture Center on Tuesday 6/30/26. She is an older Chinese GILF. Short hair, small frame, trimmed kitty, small breast, good English, and super friendly and very nice. HF was. 5 for the HHR, and $. 40 got everything on the menu.

It was late morning and Dana was the only one there. The room was clean and comfy without any towel or sheet so I disrobed and laid face down awaiting her return. She asked medium or soft and I told her medium and to work my glutes and hamstrings since I was sore from weekend yard work. She rubbed my back and worked down to my glutes and commented the muscles felt tight. Her massage technique left a little to be desired but it did feel nice. We carried on a light conversation as she worked the area for about ten minutes then started a light finger stroke up and down the entire length. This went on for about five minutes, just a light tease.

Dana had me flip and rubbed my chest a bit. I noticed we were at about the 20 minute mark. She was in no rush and we were both comfortable. Dana then asked if there was anything I wanted. I asked what she offered and she said hand or mouth and I said "what can I get for $. 40?" She smiled and stroking my cock said "everything, you're nice so I'll take care of you. " I thanked her and she went off for supplies.

Upon return Dana dropped her dress and got into her birthday suit and she gave me a few more strokes and started to apply the cover and I told her not yet first a little BJ, so she took me in her mouth and gave some sloppy oral action. After a few minutes I told her I was ready and on went the cover and into standing MISH. Dana may be older and been around the block a few times but she was tight. We did the usual positions, Standing MISH, Standing doggy, back on the table for MISH, Doggy, and Cowgirl. She was loving my girth and we were slamming away with no rush. Dana is vocal and will encourage you on. I was always stroking her clit when I got the chance. She was visibly shaking in MISH as I stroked her clit when she said "you make me cum!" After a few more strokes I dismounted and asked her to finish me with her mouth which she enthusiastically did. I told her to bring her pussy over where I could stroke her clit some more for her enjoyment.

Upon completion Dana was all smiles and said "I cum a few times, you're very nice. " I said she did a good job taking care of me too as she went for the clean-up supplies.

While cleaning up I noticed Dana was a little shaky so I asked her if she was alright and she said she was fine, just her first orgasm this morning. After we both got cleaned up and dressed I noticed we'd gone about twenty minutes over and Dana had her dress straps on incorrectly as they were both on one shoulder. I mentioned it and helped her fix it and coped another feel of her boobs. She smiled and laughed and said "I'm still feeling the orgasm. ".

Dana is a sweet GILF and appreciates kindness. I'd visit her when I'm out that way. Good time, no rush, for less than $$.

Be kind, be safe, have fun.

[JohnRichard]

It was actually $$ Don't know why a $ was removed from my original post.

Great update, thank you! Might have to work this into my schedule.

I don't play in ie often but may have an opportunity coming up. Any recommendations on good rim / tuma providers? I used to go to nagoya when coffee was there, but those days are long gone.

Tia.

[StaplemanII]

It was actually $$ Don't know why a $ was removed from my original post.

5 hr and 4 hand was $$ Would do it again? With the right pair of vixens, hell yah.

[StaplemanII]

This happened about two weeks ago. So I have never had a 4 hand experience and went in with my punch card to prove that I've been there and Sophia greets me at the counter. Super petite and sexy. Lets me in and escorts me to the room and asks what I wanted. "Half hour with 4 hands". She asked for tip and I handed it over and then asked if I wanted the massage after? I said "yah". She left me to get "ready", but before I could finish she walked in with Amy. I knew this was going to be fun when they both had super cute smiles on their faces.

We all worked on getting into the appropriate outfits, birthday suits!

It was an amazing experience. It's like a blur with amazing highlights. And the tag teaming, almost never giving me a second to calm down a bit. They were ravenous.

From the start if I was kissing a pair of lips, another pair of lips was kissing me. As I DATY on the edge of the table the other girl was on the floor taking me all the way to the base with the sexiest eye contact. I was surprised at the positions they would take to please me.

I also had to get them side by side buffet style and eat to my fill.

Then they laid me on the massage table face up they did some mutual oral massaging then Sophia assumed the 69'position. At this point I'm reaching my limit and I ask for a little breather. I got about 15 seconds when she stood up over me turned and sat right back down on my face. She began to grind my face. Amy jumped on and slipped on the jacket and slid me right in. That was amazing. Then Sophia asked if I wanted to fuck her. Of course I said yes. Amy jumped off and Sophia yanked off the rubber and flung it across the room and put a new one on and jumped on. Amy with her cute self jumped on my face. It was perfect then I felt like I just crossed the threshold, there was no turning back. I said that I can't hold it any longer and Sophia ripped off the jimmy and finished me orally. Another first for me. I don't think I've cum like that in years. When Amy got off me, I saw Sophia with a full mouth, and hands covered in my baby batter.

After that Sophia had to go, there was another monger that walked in. Amy stayed with me and gave me a massage and told me something. She said that I wad gentle. She went on to say that many guys are rough.

5 hr and 4 hand was $$ Would do it again? With the right pair of vixens, hell yah.

[DaHoffa]

I didn't see this review earlier from Jay, but is spot on. I dropped into Sunflower 88 without an appointment, and met by Susan at the counter. I didn't ask for a lineup. Just wanted my Friday to end w a bang, LOL. A few details that may help mongers. Susan is early to mid 20's, long blond hair, and was real nice to the eye. Shorter but not super short, I'd say around 5'3"ish but I'm not really good w height and weight guessing. C-cups, maybe 34 C? Most important. She is enthusiastic, and I found quite orgasmic. She gets off pretty easily.

After a short massage and flip. She gave a real nice BBBJ which seems standard at AMPs. Moved into 69 and she got really wet and squirmed w delight. I got rock hard w all the fun, jacketed up and she started on top. I did have to slow it down as I solidly want to bust too early. So nice easy love and then moved to standing mish which gives me the pace control I want (and need LOL). Afterwards as Jay stated she's in no hurry to exit stage left, which I think is awesome. I had a great time. And hope to see her again before the hot Asian chick wheel indexes again.

Best,

DaHoffa.

I initially came here for Kiki and made an appointment. When I came in they asked if Susan would be ok and it looked kind of busy so I said yes. Susan was a nice petite very cute young girl. Her skin was extremely soft and she smelled great. I was kind of annoyed because in the first 5 minutes Kiki came in and tried to upsell the 2 girl special. Meaning that she was indeed not busy and they just wanted to upsell me. I declined and continued the ok massage. I flipped as she teased junior and then the fun began. She poured lube into her mouth and began some super sloppy bbj with plenty of attention to the balls as well. She asked if I wanted to 69 and I politely declined and told her to get on top instead. She rode so well in CG and RCG, did doggy as well and she took direction well to look at me in the mirror while I hit it. Then to standing mish and she wanted it deep and had some great sounds. She was super wet and fun, finished off in RCG again and when I finished she continued to wiggle on it for a little and sensually grind for another minute enjoying it. I would repeat. Cleaned me up and I was on my way.

Total damage was $$ with the 30 min fee which is $40

[LoneStar1979]

I figured I'd try it out because it's on the way home. Easy to find, wide open parking lot. Texted ahead to find. Decided to go for Kelly because of all the reviews and following she seems to have. Got in the room, laid down and waited for Kelly to return. After a few minutes she came back and we began to chat as she gave me a nice massage. Pretty good pressure for such a tiny woman. During the massage she did this thing with her thumbs on the back of my neck and the base of my skull that hit a spot just right. Felt amazing, and gave me goosebumps head to toe. After a bit of massage the tits came out (and what great tits they are) and she began to rub them up and down my back all while biting and kissing my ear. Things progressed quickly in a nice RJ with added lube. A first for me and enjoyable (first with lube). She had me roll over and on the flip she removed the rest of her clothes to reveal an amazing body. She got between my legs and started a great BBBJ with a bit of BLS mixed in. After a bit she asked if I wanted a taste and I readily agreed. Daty was great, and seemed to do the trick for both of us. From there covered up and went mish to the finish. Cleaned up got dressed and headed to the door. For some it might be a drive, but very much worth it in my opinion. I'll be returning as time allows.

[Big Zhang Mang]

Has anyone run across any providers with noticeable tan lines in this area. Mainly hit up the Asian providers, so looking at those. Haven't had good luck with Latina ones, but if you know of one the provides great service, willing to try. Thanks.

Asian chicks and sun don't mix, my man. Maybe an American born ABG. Might want to' check the strip clubs or possibly South OC Nuru scene. Happy hunting!

[ItsJay17]

I initially came here for Kiki and made an appointment. When I came in they asked if Susan would be ok and it looked kind of busy so I said yes. Susan was a nice petite very cute young girl. Her skin was extremely soft and she smelled great. I was kind of annoyed because in the first 5 minutes Kiki came in and tried to upsell the 2 girl special. Meaning that she was indeed not busy and they just wanted to upsell me. I declined and continued the ok massage. I flipped as she teased junior and then the fun began. She poured lube into her mouth and began some super sloppy bbj with plenty of attention to the balls as well. She asked if I wanted to 69 and I politely declined and told her to get on top instead. She rode so well in CG and RCG, did doggy as well and she took direction well to look at me in the mirror while I hit it. Then to standing mish and she wanted it deep and had some great sounds. She was super wet and fun, finished off in RCG again and when I finished she continued to wiggle on it for a little and sensually grind for another minute enjoying it. I would repeat. Cleaned me up and I was on my way.

Total damage was $$ with the 30 min fee which is $40

[Stewie60]

Has anyone run across any providers with noticeable tan lines in this area. Mainly hit up the Asian providers, so looking at those. Haven't had good luck with Latina ones, but if you know of one the provides great service, willing to try. Thanks.

[Jrp21]

She cums as advertised. Very engaging, perfect slender bod, and vocal when the right buttons are pushed.

Highlights: dirty talk, likes some aggression, multiple O's, and was surprised when it slipped passed the tonsils (not her favorite).

Lowlights: None.

Conclusion: 5/5 stars. Ticked all of my boxes, and will repeat. $. 60 + . 2 for double shot.

P.S. : Give the other girls currently there some love. Had Cherry and Miya before. They're older, but provide experienced service.

Stay safe.

That's what's up. I'm glad she wasn't a YMMV type. She's a fun one!

[DaHoffa]

Well variety is truly the "spice of life" - haha. I'm not sure if that statement was created specifically for the hobby, but it works. I wanted to check out the new talent at LA On. Off Foothill in Rancho. After a quick call I found out that Jenny just started. With that, I was on my way to my "Fri business lunch", haha.

Jenny was waiting for me when I arrived. Mid to late 20's. Petite, thin build but a great frame. My guess is a 34 B. Not busty but the overall look is great. Long blonde / yellow hair, pretty smile and innocent doe eyes. Oh man will this be fun is ringing in my naughty head. At this point, I've been there enough that everyone knows my preferences and such. That fun is the objective w a nice massage to start and wrap up.

We get to our room and asks me to "get comfortable" - I lay my donation and tip down. She smiles and w a nice sexy kiss and giggle is off for supplies. She quickly returns and she wipes me down. Hands and such. Then starts some serious kissing and exploring. I take the lead and lay her back, and explore her body like Magellan in the new world. Not an inch left to chance. I wanted that little doe-eyed creature purring. And w some DATY and O, mission accomplished. She returned the favor. BBBJ on her knees- those eyes looking up at me for approval. Approval granted!

At this point, I'm at full ready, and just as she reaches for the condom, she glances back and says. Ready for this? "100 more no condom". I'm like. Whoa. Hell ya! And then I remember, no real extra cash. I just didn't think that was on the table. As tough a decision as it was, I went w condom but still thinking about that to this hour. UGH! That said we suited up, fucked that tight pussy in standing missionary and Jenny was really into our groove. Pace quickened and I thought, let's mutual 69 for the finish and it was a good one. Both of us had quivering legs and bam. She took my breath away and took it all. With a bit of our hour left, I got the massage finish, hot towel, kisses and water bottle. I'll be back. Jenny is another one for the books. And my spank bank of memories.

Best,

DaHoffa.

[DronePilot]

Nothing but dust clouds, just like Riverside.

I've been out of the game for a little bit but in my experience Upland / Montclair were the "promised lands" for AMP's as far as the inland empire goes. There used to be 3 right next to each other in Montclair, a Latina, Asian, and Thai. The Asian and Thai got shut down last time I checked. Haven't been to a spot in over a year though.