Massage Parlor Reports

**Flaccido** · 07-04-26 09:16

You know how they say the best Teriyaki is the one closest to you? I tried that and went to the old "Good" location in Renton. The place has turned into a $260 shop now and everything is covered. I did some research and it came down to Blue Jade or JM. Blue Jade is good, but I am not a fan when only two girls are working because they will leave you dangling (literally). JM has the table showers and constantly with four girls working you will get interrupted less. The standout*of the current lineup is May.

Soft skin, great TS skills and she's a fun kisser. Her nipples aren't too sensitive so you can latch onto them like a newborn. She'll also TUMA you like she lost an airpod up there and the find my device swears it is in that hole. I am too old for CFS, so she took care of me and let me CIM and took it like a champ.

I don't think you can go wrong any of the girls there this month, but I totally recommend May if you are in the area.

**KrDoggy-shill** · 07-03-26 21:41

I'm kind of down for the count, but when I'm back I'll compare last month's #1 Ella to the new queen.

Originally Posted by AlwaysSunny007 [View Original Post]

Finally saw Hailey. My initial impression was that her face was not my type. But I quickly began to see what the hype was about. Her body is definitely above average- no sag or scars or other turn offs. Every other moment she was kissing, sucking, or fucking. The pacing was super good and made the entire 60 min count. A whirlwind of pleasure. Shower BBBJ, tongue bath, long rimming, like, dfk, daty, and all the positions. I would agree just based on service she must be #1.

**AlwaysSunny007** · 07-03-26 21:28

Finally saw Hailey. My initial impression was that her face was not my type. But I quickly began to see what the hype was about. Her body is definitely above average- no sag or scars or other turn offs. Every other moment she was kissing, sucking, or fucking. The pacing was super good and made the entire 60 min count. A whirlwind of pleasure. Shower BBBJ, tongue bath, long rimming, like, dfk, daty, and all the positions. I would agree just based on service she must be #1.

**JustAGuy808** · 07-03-26 18:15

Looked at both girls and decided to go with Gia first. Lol

-Sexy short Columbian with fair skin.
-C cups & bubble butt.
-She rides, very well.
-Age: 20-30.

After I left I couldn't stop thinking of yoyo. So I went back.

-cute Chinese girl.
-nice full b cups.
-25-35 yo.
-better GFE.

**WhyNot96** · 07-03-26 16:22

Mms texted me some photos of the new girls and decided to make an appointment with latina Gia. TLDR: Best looking and best service so far from all the latinas that's been at JM in the last year or so.

Place wasn't busy when I showed up for my appointment. Gia came out in a nice sexy dress and looked just like her pics. Great mm tits that she loved me sucking and playing with. Tiny waist, no tummy, big Latina ass. Big tattoo on her hip and couple others on her arm. Perfectly proportioned all around.

Started with the table shower which was fairly basic but enjoyable. Went to the room and decided to have fun first before a massage. Lots of DFK which was nice with her full lips. DATY, BBBJ, couple positions, blew in the bag. Could take a pounding no problem and called me papi the whole time, which led to me being a sweaty mess after all way said and done.

Gave me a basic massage the last with 15 minutes with oil and sent me on my way. English was okay but she made sure to ask if I wanted more after every activity which was appreciated. Met the other girls on the way out but I think I'll repeat with Gia again next time I visit. Standard $$ and got my full hour.

*This post is fictional and for entertainment purposes only.

**Italian Guy** · 07-03-26 15:34

Just curious before I make the long drive from Lynnwood, does anybody know what the lineup is for tokyo?

**CSnow-shill** · 07-03-26 15:22

Originally Posted by JustAGuy808 [View Original Post]

Which spot usually got younger hotter girls?

I go to both because both have young and hot girls. Both MMS try to bring in top talent successfully.

**Ciaphas26** · 07-03-26 14:35

Originally Posted by SCVetran [View Original Post]

Do any of these places have white masseuses or is it 100% Asian?

I don't think they have white masseuses at least from my experience. It's mostly asian, occasionally latina.

TNA or alike would work better if you're looking for white girls.

**SCVetran** · 07-03-26 14:25

Do any of these places have white masseuses or is it 100% Asian?

**Oregon2020** · 07-03-26 14:10

Stopped in at Orchid spa after a few years off to audition other places. Orchid hasn't changed much: adequate service and very little massage for standard rates. Nice enough providers, probably mid-40's. They don't make you take your shoes off at the door anymore. I'm looking for info on other places in the area, especially on Stone Way. I haven't tried Moon yet if only because the front door is like a podium for anyone on 45th to watch you come and go. I'm not ashamed to visit but that is kind of a limit.

**JustAGuy808** · 07-03-26 13:00

Which spot usually got younger hotter girls?

**CSnow-shill** · 07-03-26 01:44

Originally Posted by GeniusCasanova-Shill [View Original Post]

Hailey, yes the Hailey is back in town. Currently at Best in Everett. I'll crosspost my review here. https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...742&viewfull=1#post7660742.

Run, don't walk.

Agreed, since she was in Seattle (well, Burien) January through March, it's prudent to mention Hailey is back even though she's up North in Everett.

My full review in Everett thread.

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7660805

**LeftForDawn** · 07-02-26 21:07

Originally Posted by CSnow [View Original Post]

I haven't gotten the pics yet, just the names. FWIW, pics they send are 100% inaccurate and most of the the time are much worse than reality.

Anyway, Vicky and Annie are at Blue Jade. Someone should check them out. I am seeing Hailey only this month (at Best in Everett).

I don't think it was too far off from the pics. Annie opened up and she I would say is very thin, flat stomach, small cute butt if a bit flat / small. She had what looked like natural Ds though. For her small frame those things seemed much bigger. They definitely had a good size to them and looked good how they hang.

Asked to see the other girl and it took maybe 10-15 minutes for her to finish up with others, Vicky might be shorter than Annie, slightly tan skin where Annie is pale. Vicky slender also and proportionate all over. Maybe Bs and an average size booty. I think Vicky had the cuter face. Don't think I would quite classify her as a spinner. She would need to be just a bit shorter.

Annie if you want a slim / slender girl with a large natural chest.

Vicky if you want a cute GND type.

**IstlFun** · 07-02-26 14:54

Went to check out the talents at Q yesterday. Cici is looking good in her pink dress while Chloe is very sexy in that short short. Decided to go with Cici, She was very persuasive with her tongue.

Body: late 20 ish, 5'7 ish with big natural DD, very big, not a spinner type with some tummy. Had a lot of fun with her tatas, lubed them up and pound them.

Highlights: shower together with a little DT / BBBJ action, great eye contact and tongue actions. No problem DT all of jr and keep it wet, added in some hand action focus on the tip. The hot / cold (ice) BBBJ was a new thing, the sensation rlly got jr going hard. Long tuma for those into it, she checked my oil with rlly good tongue actions and punched my starfish while stroke jr nice and slow. Beautiful kitty with butterfly like lip, after the pop and clean up she got on her knees to worship jr and slowly blow jr, rlly like that, most talents will call it a day but she kept going until times up, A+ for that.

Cons: not rlly a con, Cicis service more of GFE, she doesn't have that freaky dirty vibe like chole has.

Overall the service was good, being a tata guy will need to see her one more to have more kink fun with her big melons.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!