Massage Parlor Reports

**Recess38** · 06-30-26 17:28

Originally Posted by Punker4321 [View Original Post]

Greta report. Is she Hispanic or Asian? What was the damage if you don't mind me asking.

Asian. 2. 4 total damage.

**TomTomS-Shill** · 06-29-26 21:20

Originally Posted by Gudel [View Original Post]

Just in case anyone's wondering what happened to Wendy from Old Town Spa that was recently closed, she is now at the 998 across the street. I'm not sure if she's going to relocate to another place or continue to partner with 998 Spa next door. This place does not have table shower, and the shower isn't as huge as Old Town.

Is this the same Wendy from way back pre-pandemic (same spot Old Town)? Went there for table shower and although Wendy was dressed giving table shower, it was always thorough. Had her many times.

**Punker4321** · 06-29-26 21:05

Originally Posted by Recess38 [View Original Post]

I went by UM this afternoon and it was open. Candy took good care of me. Candy is about 5'3" and has that gorgeous, curvy Mexican figure. Natural B's, small waist, big round booty. She has soft, full lips (and on her face, also). She led me to the room and said "sorry, please wait a couple of minutes. " It was well worth the wait.

She started BBBJ + BLS. She has a high pitched "little girl" voice and asked me; "Kiss kitty?" Yes. She climbed on top for 69. She put on a rubber glove and lubed it up. I said, "No, no like. " Phew. She removed the glove and went back to 69. She installed a condom and continued sucking with it in place. For some reason, she was able to go deeper with the cover on.

CFS. She climbed on top of me and went forward cowgirl. I let her enjoy herself for a while. Then, I rolled her over into regular missionary. She opened her legs and let me go deep inside her. Lots of grinding had her moaning and squeaking. I started pounding her. She liked it and was making these high pitch squeaks with each stroke. Each stroke forced her voice to stop abruptly. It sounded like "eek, eek, eek, eek" almost like "hick, hick, hick". I pulled out and motioned for HJ. She really put on a good show. She finished me BBBJTCIM. "Ooh-happy?" she asked me with her mouth full. Yes. Hot towel cleanup and mouthwash. Very happy.

Greta report. Is she Hispanic or Asian? What was the damage if you don't mind me asking.

**Recess38** · 06-28-26 21:08

I went by UM this afternoon and it was open. Candy took good care of me. Candy is about 5'3" and has that gorgeous, curvy Mexican figure. Natural B's, small waist, big round booty. She has soft, full lips (and on her face, also). She led me to the room and said "sorry, please wait a couple of minutes. " It was well worth the wait.

She started BBBJ + BLS. She has a high pitched "little girl" voice and asked me; "Kiss kitty?" Yes. She climbed on top for 69. She put on a rubber glove and lubed it up. I said, "No, no like. " Phew. She removed the glove and went back to 69. She installed a condom and continued sucking with it in place. For some reason, she was able to go deeper with the cover on.

CFS. She climbed on top of me and went forward cowgirl. I let her enjoy herself for a while. Then, I rolled her over into regular missionary. She opened her legs and let me go deep inside her. Lots of grinding had her moaning and squeaking. I started pounding her. She liked it and was making these high pitch squeaks with each stroke. Each stroke forced her voice to stop abruptly. It sounded like "eek, eek, eek, eek" almost like "hick, hick, hick". I pulled out and motioned for HJ. She really put on a good show. She finished me BBBJTCIM. "Ooh-happy?" she asked me with her mouth full. Yes. Hot towel cleanup and mouthwash. Very happy.

**FooBarBaz2** · 06-22-26 13:55

Originally Posted by FooBarBaz2 [View Original Post]

Went by UM in Goleta today, don't appear to be open, no answer on their phone. Are they already shut down?

To reply to myself, they're open, I just went too early. My report: eh. I paid for an hour plus 1.8 donation and was out soup to nuts in 25 min. The massage was pretty worthless, and no teasing either. She started with BBBJ, we did the usual. I can't feel much with a condom. She did finish with a nice BBBJCIM. But it was no GFE at all, just business, get in get out, next. Also, the entrance is super public I mean its right on the main street. There's a back door, but I don't think they can hear anybody knock. I'm getting bored of this stuff, I won't come back.

**FooBarBaz2** · 06-22-26 11:39

Went by UM in Goleta today, don't appear to be open, no answer on their phone. Are they already shut down?

**NothingNew99** · 06-12-26 02:38

Hello, are there any AMPs that provide Greek? I've been to a few and asked a handful but always got a no. Any recs?

**TopDog** · 06-09-26 16:57

I will be in Santa Barbara next week and would like to get a massage, I will be staying on State St. Any info on a place that provides a little extra?

Thanks in advance.

**NothingNew99** · 06-01-26 10:47

Ever since Old Town Spa closed, I have been looking for a new table shower spot. Does anyone know of somewhere in the central coast for one, or are they all in LA?

**Gudel** · 05-29-26 16:15

Just in case anyone's wondering what happened to Wendy from Old Town Spa that was recently closed, she is now at the 998 across the street. I'm not sure if she's going to relocate to another place or continue to partner with 998 Spa next door. This place does not have table shower, and the shower isn't as huge as Old Town.

**LanceCave** · 05-27-26 01:39

Bella is an absolute standout at Golden Touch Spa, a young Chinese woman who perfectly embodies the phrase "mash adorable and sexy easily. " She's in her early 20's and possesses one of the most remarkable physiques I've ever seen, clearly the result of serious dedication to pilates. Her body is a testament to what discipline can achieve.

Her petite frame is a canvas of pure muscle and tone. The washboard abs are not just defined; they're sculpted, creating a perfect midsection that tapers to a tiny waist. When she turns around, the view is just as impressive. Her glutes are exceptionally well-developed, round and firm, creating a silhouette that is both athletic and incredibly feminine. She has the kind of body that makes you do a double-take, struggling to reconcile her innocent, youthful face with her jaw-droppingly fit physique.

The session began with a massage that was surprisingly strong, her toned arms delivering pressure with an intensity that belied her small stature. She's soft-spoken and has a gentle, almost shy demeanor, which creates a thrilling contrast when the clothes come off and her more confident, sensual side emerges.

Her fitness translates directly into the bedroom. Bella is incredibly flexible and strong. In missionary, she can wrap her legs around you in ways that feel both intimate and powerful. When she gets on top for cowgirl, her control is phenomenal; those powerful glutes allow her to ride with a perfect, grinding rhythm that's both sensual and athletic. Doggystyle is a visual masterpiece, with her toned back and that spectacular, firm ass providing a view that is almost too good to be true.

For anyone who appreciates the aesthetic of a truly fit, athletic body, Bella is an absolute must-see. She combines the fresh-faced appeal of a girl in her early 20's with the honed physique of a dedicated fitness enthusiast. The contrast between her adorable personality and her rock-hard, sexy body makes for an unforgettable experience that I will be repeating very soon.

**LongDickG** · 05-04-26 12:29

Agreed YoYo is not cute (and she's hard to avoid, always gobbles up the walk-ins) and the place in general is on the expensive side nowadays. May return to try Tina or Lily if I can get the time.

**Marcath** · 04-09-26 11:33

Went there recently, called and asked for appt with Tina.

When I got there, I got YoYo instead. They raised the price, $70 for the hr. OK massage but wanted $70 for a handy! Doubt if I'll be back.