Massage Parlor Reports

[Average Gui]

I see they are still posting daily ads, but I tried to visit twice this week and and the sign is not lit up. When I call it goes straight to their voicemail. Anybody know if they are closed or if they changed their hours?

Regarding New Era, I went a few times last year in hopes that a repeat customer would unlock a better rate but it did not. I stopped going because it was too expensive.

[Moonglow913]

Does anyone still go to New Era or are you horndogs not talking about it? I had a good (if expensive) time a few years back with Miah but I haven't been back to this area in a while. We don't have places like this around New England anymore so I thought I'd try to check it out as I'm passing through next week. Missing my GFE Brazilian milfs back in Boston, looking forward to getting back home.

I used to frequent this place quite a number of years ago. It changed management (a mother, daughter. I forgot their names) and was never the same. As you said, it has always been priced way beyond services received. Have no idea of its current talent or even if it's still open but last reports indicate things have not changed. I cannot recommend.

[BarebakRussian]

Does anyone still go to New Era or are you horndogs not talking about it? I had a good (if expensive) time a few years back with Miah but I haven't been back to this area in a while. We don't have places like this around New England anymore so I thought I'd try to check it out as I'm passing through next week. Missing my GFE Brazilian milfs back in Boston, looking forward to getting back home.

[Average Gui]

This report is from about a week and a half ago, but first chance to sit down and share.

Umbrella Man had me curious about Amy in Tokyo. I tried on Thursday afternoon, but mamasan said they were busy to come back later. I tried Friday about noon, but there was a man and woman arguing quite vehemently in the parking lot. I left for about 5 minutes and circled back around but they were still there verbally fighting. I didn't feel comfortable leaving my vehicle near them or walking past them, so I left. Hoping 3rd time would be the charm, I returned Saturday morning at 9 AM just as they were to open. Mamasan comes to the door and declares that they are closed because it was July 4th holiday. So I struck out.

I opted to drive to Simple Massage and they were not taking a holiday! I had one of the best actual massages ever by I think she said her name was YoYo. Probably early 40's, maybe late 30's? She requested same tip as one would give at Lucky or Tokyo but without the service would would expect there. I would repeat for the massage if I could be guaranteed to get the same provider.

[Msw6969]

Standard AMP. Greeted by Linda around her late 30's. Very large all natural tits and thin. I haven't tried her here before so I decided to go for a spin. Paid 60 for the hour.

Started with standard massage. Used oil and was a decent masseuse. We negotiated about services but only went for the HJ. Paid $80. During I would play with the amazing tits. Nice little get away and been coming here for a while now.

[Umbrella Man]

Paid another visit on Monday to my new favorite massage therapist, Amy at Tokyo spa. Was disappointed to hear when I got there that she was not available. New girl available very nice, I was told. Rolled the dice and took a chance. Nice lady couldn't catch her name, very friendly, excellent table shower and massage. Took direction well. All in all a very enjoyable experience. Would repeat.

[PClove]

Had another great visit with Amy at Tokyo. Lots of DFK and really takes care of me. Incredible table shower as usual where she used all of her athletic body to massage my entire body in a hot wet soapy nuru. Took care of any and all my needs and gave me a very nice massage, front and back. Glad I'll be working up here all summer. I hope she doesn't rotate out too soon.

Should I try Tokyo instead of lucky been going to Lucky's for a while but I seen you give multiple really nice reviews. Feel free to respond here or dm thanks.

[BV1995]

Its absolutely wild that you guys are talking about doing BBFS with these girls. I've worked in medical where a dude came in it looked like his junk was covered in corn kernels. He had like 50 warts on his dick from 1 girl he had the misfortune with. That kind of thing permanently ruins your dating chances. If they are doing BB with you they are doing it with others and they are the other dudes that aren't picky where they stick it. The health department downtown gets dozens of people coming in for testing every day with all sorts of gross problems. Protect yourselves!

[Fox Trot]

Had another great visit with Amy at Tokyo. Lots of DFK and really takes care of me. Incredible table shower as usual where she used all of her athletic body to massage my entire body in a hot wet soapy nuru. Took care of any and all my needs and gave me a very nice massage, front and back. Glad I'll be working up here all summer. I hope she doesn't rotate out too soon.

Umbrella man, I sent you a message.

[SenorVac]

If you didn't fin Mikki attractive, AMPs may not be the game for you. With very few exceptions the descriptions of AMP providers appearance are "generous". Most of them are 50+ and somewhat overweight. If you don't like the view, close your eyes. The ladies at the Korean AMPs have some serious skills. Lucy Spa is as close to can't miss as it gets. I've avoided traveling near Jackson recently because it will automatically cost me $200 and an hour of my time.

AMPs in Vegas, Canada, LA and NY are way better with actual attractive asians. Too bad the scene in Michigan ain't nowhere close.

In LA, its 350 you get bbfscip 2 pops fiv dfk etc included and they're really hot young girls 18-20's, not 50+.

[Moonglow913]

Same, even if its just full naked body pics of Hannah and Sandy.

When I saw Mikki a long time ago, she wasn't attractive in my opinion, but yes agreed on the service, she milked 2 pops out of me.

Wish I BBFSCIP'd her, is that available for Sandy / Hannah all for the $200 for 1 hr or is it extra? And 400 for duo right?

I agree with one of the other posts, if you didn't find MIKki attractive then you might have trouble finding someone who is in the AMP scene. For the reason he stated. At least here in mid Michigan. I always found her body to be good and of course she was a nympho in the shower / sauna / room. CIP with any of them is possible but not necessarily a given. In IHMO it on how busy they are. Matter of clean up for next customer. I had a duo with Mikki and Sandy where I CIP in both and they continued to even eat each other out. Unless it has changed it runs $300 for two.

[Electronman]

You are talking about Michelle that was at Spring. Some people hated her, I actually used to see her frequently. She could give one of the best BBJ ever, and encouraged BBCIP, and was always game for Greek. She was older, and not necessarily a looker, but her services were on par with Sandy's or Mikki's. I guess YMMV, but I am actually going to miss her.

SlyGuy is correct. I was referring to Michele at Spring who would sometimes mislead a naive customer by falsely claiming she was someone else, typically a name that had been well reviewed on this and other review boards.

I did have a session with Michele and thought she was a good performer but I was more interested in some of the younger women at Spring (and young is a relative word, given that many of the providers were in their 50's).

[SlyGuy12]

Question for Sting: How did you determine that she was "Tina"? I know of some AMPs where one of the providers gets really good reviews and the other providers, who are no where nearly as good, will start answering to the same name when people arrive and ask for "Tina" or whatever name is getting good reviews. Kind of a bait and switch scenario.

There is no perfect solution. Don't go in and ask for "Tina" (or whatever name you've read about in reviews). A dishonest worker will claim to be that person, especially if they are working alone. A better, but imperfect, strategy would be to introduce yourself and ask the provider for her name (without disclosing the name that interests you). If she provides her own name and it does not match that of the well reviewed person, you can decline services or ask for the other provider. If the well reviewed provider is not available, you can walk out and come back at another time.

There is a spa in Battle Creek (Spring), where this happened so frequently that people stopped going to that particular spa.

You are talking about Michelle that was at Spring. Some people hated her, I actually used to see her frequently. She could give one of the best BBJ ever, and encouraged BBCIP, and was always game for Greek. She was older, and not necessarily a looker, but her services were on par with Sandy's or Mikki's. I guess YMMV, but I am actually going to miss her.

[Eaton Beaver]

Same, even if its just full naked body pics of Hannah and Sandy.

When I saw Mikki a long time ago, she wasn't attractive in my opinion, but yes agreed on the service, she milked 2 pops out of me.

Wish I BBFSCIP'd her, is that available for Sandy / Hannah all for the $200 for 1 hr or is it extra? And 400 for duo right?

If you didn't fin Mikki attractive, AMPs may not be the game for you. With very few exceptions the descriptions of AMP providers appearance are "generous". Most of them are 50+ and somewhat overweight. If you don't like the view, close your eyes. The ladies at the Korean AMPs have some serious skills. Lucy Spa is as close to can't miss as it gets. I've avoided traveling near Jackson recently because it will automatically cost me $200 and an hour of my time.

[Electronman]

Electro.

When I went in she introduced herself as Tina. I never asked for anyone. Based on the glowing reviews over last week was hoping for best. And I know I could have left. She wasn't ugly or anything. Just not what people were making her out to be. And the fact that she wouldn't take anything off or act the least bit interested was issue. Should have honestly just got up and left.

Sting: It sounds like you did everything "right" and still got a poor performance. I've also had that happen. Once started, I have trouble stopping a session and walking out.

I hope that others have better experiences at Simple Massage.