Massage Parlor Reports

**AvgJoe08** · 06-30-26 13:52

Originally Posted by Cocknee [View Original Post]

Early to mid 50's, short, little frumpy. Has some shape to her but age is catching up. Medium, slightly saggy B's. Medium black hair. Round face. Tattoos on stomach.

BBJ and covered FS. 1 HR, $. 8 total.

Really enthusiastic and decent massage. Asked for hard, but it was more of a firm medium. Zero tease until just before the flip. Was OK, nothing great. Stays fairly wet for her age and only used one squirt of lube at the start. Only issue I had was the walnut looking thing between her both holes. Kinda off putting. I know some of you would have probably chewed on it LOL.

Nana was busy. Didn't see any others on the sofa.

Bro, what in the actual fuck. I think I threw up a little in my neck while laughing at the same time of the description of the walnut. Jesus H man, I did not need that visual. But you're right, someone would flick that fucker with their tongue for sure. Not me though, I'll steer clear of the walnut.

**TR7575** · 06-30-26 13:51

Tried to got to Phoenix yesterday / Monday after work around 6:00 and it was locked and closed. Came back about an hour later and same deal. Too bad bc I wanted to meet this Lena.

Undeterred, I tried JJQ for the first time. What a shitshow. Won't go back. Ugly disinterested girl, and lots of dudes hanging around "talking" with the other masseuse in a variety of languages. At one point my chagrined masseuse must have told them to move outdoors, but we could still hear them. She tried. Sort of. But could not get the job done. I need some better acting at least. No mental attitude awards this time.

Maybe I will try again tomorrow.

Stay safe, gents.

**AvgJoe08** · 06-30-26 13:49

Bobo is back in case anyone was wondering. I think someone asked recently as she might have been on hiatus. She's her fun usual self although she opened late. Not all that uncommon with her as she kinda does what she wants when she wants. I last saw her a couple of months ago and she had some temp tattoos / henna (sp? She has some new temporary art which gives her naked little body a kinky new look imo. Fun time as always.

**SirRubAlot** · 06-30-26 13:48

Originally Posted by VirtualTripod [View Original Post]

Had another meeting with Lena this afternoon. Meeting was pretty much a repeat of my previous post with just one glaring detail the air is out and it's hot as hell in there. Hydrate gentleman wouldn't want you all to cramp up!

Thanks for the update. I can smell this post from here hahaha.

**VirtualTripod** · 06-30-26 13:37

Had another meeting with Lena this afternoon. Meeting was pretty much a repeat of my previous post with just one glaring detail the air is out and it's hot as hell in there. Hydrate gentleman wouldn't want you all to cramp up!

**Golf76** · 06-30-26 07:04

Stopped by phoenix yesterday to check out Lena. 2 vehicles out front. Couldn't tell if one was for the business next door so waited. I thought Lena was the only one working but definitely are 2 MTs. Rang the bell and was met by a tiny MT in a snug dress. She has small bolt ons. Face is meh. I get in room and ask her name and sounded like lele but could maybe Lena. Wasn't sure so just went with it. She was friendly and we used a translator app to talk during massage. Way too much oil. But was fine. She was flirty so figured would be good time. At one point looked back when she wasn't massaging and she was bent over. No panties on. Good sign. After flip she gets naked and fun begins. Clothes off. She is tiny, small bolt ons, little loose skin and c section scar and small tattoo below her bikini line above her c section scar. BJ was a bit fast and didn't sound like others had described for Lena so I knew I had someone different. Covers up and covered several positions. Doggy was a good view. Being tiny she still had a little ass to grab onto. She was fun, flirty and a good time. I would repeat. If you like petite she would be fun.

I never did get a look at Lena. She was getting the business next door when I was finishing up.

**Cocknee** · 06-30-26 01:08

Early to mid 50's, short, little frumpy. Has some shape to her but age is catching up. Medium, slightly saggy B's. Medium black hair. Round face. Tattoos on stomach.

BBJ and covered FS. 1 HR, $. 8 total.

Really enthusiastic and decent massage. Asked for hard, but it was more of a firm medium. Zero tease until just before the flip. Was OK, nothing great. Stays fairly wet for her age and only used one squirt of lube at the start. Only issue I had was the walnut looking thing between her both holes. Kinda off putting. I know some of you would have probably chewed on it LOL.

Nana was busy. Didn't see any others on the sofa.

**WhuDunIt1** · 06-29-26 13:32

Long time reader, first time poster. Sunshine on sside had a locked door today. First time ever had that happened and no reply via text when I asked if they were closed today. Normally they reply super quick.

**Rustynuts** · 06-28-26 22:04

Has been closed for couple of months. Drove by last week and seen the open sign on. There is a new masseuse by the name of Lucy. Same price of 50/70 but with a full menu. I think she is new to the area and was fishing around for prices. Older woman somewhere around 50 I would say. Ok looking but covered in makeup. Flat on the backside but c on the front. BBBJ was really nice. Possibly a 2nd masseuse but not sure. Will definitely venture back for another go around.

**ILoveDuckSand** · 06-28-26 11:28

Originally Posted by AvgJoe08 [View Original Post]

If you're referring to your recent report with Lena, then you were at Phoenix. Just a heads up to eliminate any further confusion. As it it been described within the past page or so, Tucson is 509. Phoenix is 511 (south end of complex. Door facing north- the 509 door faces west). In your report you said 510. Not raggin' on ya at all, just for clarification purposes cause then these mix up can lead to further confusion.

Yeah if it was Tucson and the 2.5/10 was a good time, I'd consider it.

**AvgJoe08** · 06-28-26 07:05

Originally Posted by Pabllini54 [View Original Post]

I concur. Likes it rough. Wanted me to ram her head down on BJ and grab her tits REAL HARD. Methinks that person was abused earlier in life??

If you're referring to your recent report with Lena, then you were at Phoenix. Just a heads up to eliminate any further confusion. As it it been described within the past page or so, Tucson is 509. Phoenix is 511 (south end of complex. Door facing north- the 509 door faces west). In your report you said 510. Not raggin' on ya at all, just for clarification purposes cause then these mix up can lead to further confusion.

**Pabllini54** · 06-27-26 19:12

Originally Posted by ILoveDuckSand [View Original Post]

The talent is lacking at Tucson. Went over there yesterday mid morning and one of the roughest AMT's I've seen. Just an FYI that might be one of your guys' thing LOL.

I concur. Likes it rough. Wanted me to ram her head down on BJ and grab her tits REAL HARD. Methinks that person was abused earlier in life??

**HasselFree** · 06-27-26 15:48

Originally Posted by Toolman1867 [View Original Post]

Would someone please let me know when Amy returns I think I saw somewhere it would be in July.

Had text today said 'be back end of month'.

**ILoveDuckSand** · 06-27-26 12:10

The talent is lacking at Tucson. Went over there yesterday mid morning and one of the roughest AMT's I've seen. Just an FYI that might be one of your guys' thing LOL.

**Indylad** · 06-27-26 11:17

Eye a Mia (google it) has a new girl that calls herself SheShe or CiCi or something to that effect I had a rough time understanding. Younger that the other ladies. I think late 20's or early 30's. Pretty face, flat butt, small boobs, and short. She does have a bit of a tummy. Massage is OK, but her menu is not nearly as good as the other older ladies. Pulls away at touching and the BJ is covered. I hate covered BJs. Covered FS is understandable. I will return to the Eye, but will probably not see the new girl again. Just not a great time with her.