Massage Parlor Reports

[Pickleballpro]

Was in the Naples area and decided to try to find something on my way back home. Found a Spa on Tamiami. Walked in and was greeted by 3 girls, Latina and Asian, got a good vibe instantly that this would be fun. They had an ATM inside that I went to go use, walking upon it I realized there was already a good bit of cash in the dispenser already, around 3 x what the massage is worth. This sketched me out a ton, especially since the girl was behind me watching. I thought this was a setup or something, so had me on edge, but I pocketed the cash and went ahead and pulled out 20 $ to seem normal. Walked into the room and didn't even get into a massage, the chic instantly takes off my clothes and starts rubbing my rod, while giving me the menu options. I was already happy about pocketing all that cash so I told her to finish it up with her hands, and I was out of there 5 min later and few hundred bucks richer.

Can you give an address or name so we can try the place?

[QuartzB]

Was in the Naples area and decided to try to find something on my way back home. Found a Spa on Tamiami. Walked in and was greeted by 3 girls, Latina and Asian, got a good vibe instantly that this would be fun. They had an ATM inside that I went to go use, walking upon it I realized there was already a good bit of cash in the dispenser already, around 3 x what the massage is worth. This sketched me out a ton, especially since the girl was behind me watching. I thought this was a setup or something, so had me on edge, but I pocketed the cash and went ahead and pulled out 20 $ to seem normal. Walked into the room and didn't even get into a massage, the chic instantly takes off my clothes and starts rubbing my rod, while giving me the menu options. I was already happy about pocketing all that cash so I told her to finish it up with her hands, and I was out of there 5 min later and few hundred bucks richer.

I've made some real boner moves in my lifetime but I don't think I ever left money in an ATM. How could this have happened? Was the guy blotto drunk? And how did the money just sit there without the girls sniffing it out? Money just laying about at an ATM is like a chum trail in shark-infested waters.

[Retired11]

They're all mostly lvl 1 establishments.

There are some in Bonita that are L2 and L3. Pm if interested.

[DagasMan843]

Was in the Naples area and decided to try to find something on my way back home. Found a Spa on Tamiami. Walked in and was greeted by 3 girls, Latina and Asian, got a good vibe instantly that this would be fun. They had an ATM inside that I went to go use, walking upon it I realized there was already a good bit of cash in the dispenser already, around 3 x what the massage is worth. This sketched me out a ton, especially since the girl was behind me watching. I thought this was a setup or something, so had me on edge, but I pocketed the cash and went ahead and pulled out 20 $ to seem normal. Walked into the room and didn't even get into a massage, the chic instantly takes off my clothes and starts rubbing my rod, while giving me the menu options. I was already happy about pocketing all that cash so I told her to finish it up with her hands, and I was out of there 5 min later and few hundred bucks richer.

[Lefty26]

Hey guys I am down here from Chicago for the next week. I have been driving around rt 41 in and around Bonita Springs, and I am seeing signs for massage everywhere. My question is are these places worth going to? Or are they mostly legit?

TIA.

They're all mostly lvl 1 establishments.

[Troller55]

Hey guys I am down here from Chicago for the next week. I have been driving around rt 41 in and around Bonita Springs, and I am seeing signs for massage everywhere. My question is are these places worth going to? Or are they mostly legit?

TIA.

[Mpiper25]

The body fluids need to be kept separate in order to minimize the catching of a STD. Just don't go "down there" with your tongue or you can use a dental dam. If you can't do either with the working ladies, then continue rolling the dice by going bareback tongue. Who knows, you may continue to hit your point. But there are more combos of "7" than any other number so the chances of sevening out is greater. Good luck.

I'm not a gambler and knew in my mind from my last comment that it's not a smart choice. Appreciate the dental dam tip & won't repeat without it.

[Pickleballpro]

Do you mind sharing her contact? Please PM me, thank you.

Got a DM from Boat Captain who confirmed she is out of the country for a few more weeks. Will post contact info when she gets back. She is pretty for her age. Mid to late 30's.

[TheGlider]

The body fluids need to be kept separate in order to minimize the catching of a STD. Just don't go "down there" with your tongue or you can use a dental dam. If you can't do either with the working ladies, then continue rolling the dice by going bareback tongue. Who knows, you may continue to hit your point. But there are more combos of "7" than any other number so the chances of sevening out is greater. Good luck.

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[Pickleballpro]

Been going here since it opened. Level 1 only and no touching the ladies but 3 of the 4 ladies there give the best HJ I've ever had. They have obviously had some training. They give you the type of release that lasts almost 30 seconds and make it nearly impossible to keep it quiet. Yes I know not to bother with asking for more like you can get from nearly every other spot in Naples but I still go there because it's the best O you will ever have. The ones that can do it are Yakira, Bella, and lucky. Cindy can't do it but is sweet and gives a nice massage and happy ending just not like the others.

[QuartzB]

This got me thinking if she's throwing a cover on me for L2 but my tongue is all up her, am I alright?.

The body fluids need to be kept separate in order to minimize the catching of a STD. Just don't go "down there" with your tongue or you can use a dental dam. If you can't do either with the working ladies, then continue rolling the dice by going bareback tongue. Who knows, you may continue to hit your point. But there are more combos of "7" than any other number so the chances of sevening out is greater. Good luck.

[Pickleballpro]

Thought I'd give them another try. Texted them first. Asked if any younger ladies were working. She said yes. I said how old. She said 26. I said ok who should I ask for? They gave me a name. I drove over and a lady around 70 answered the door. I said I'm here to see this person. Forgot the name. She said just me and no speak English. I showed her my phone. Is this you texting? No speak English. Is there anyone else here? No speak English. Been there twice before. Waste of time. They advertise beautiful young ladies and have one old lady doing everything. I've asked and everyone tells me the younger girls are afraid of SW Florida because of the crackdowns 2 years ago. I hope they start coming back. I can't take too many more of these 60 years ago old ladies.

[Mpiper25]

Nothings for free, we all know that. Dinners, shows, etc. It all adds up. You're doing and paying for things that you normally wouldn't do flying solo. Some things you do because they're enjoyable to both. However, there are other things that you grit your teeth and plow through just because you want to get laid. And then there's the emotional attachment, which can be good or bad but still needs to be dealt with.

On the upside, msog is generally encouraged if you're up to the task. And you generally don't have to worry if she was barebacking five other guys before you on any one particular day.

This got me thinking if she's throwing a cover on me for L2 but my tongue is all up her, am I alright?

I've stopped in there a few times over the years and this place has consistently had a bad case of "old lady" syndrome. After walking in and immediately walking back out 4-5 times a year over the past 6 years, I stayed once because a 20 year old (let's call her Mimi for this example) was going to be back from lunch in 30 minutes. I returned in 45 to find that "Mimi" still wasn't there, and I went ahead and tried the overpriced 58 year old that looked 43. On my way out I asked if I could meet "Mimi" and surprisingly she was still not there. I'm sure she never was. Please add to this story if you experienced something different / better.

Not a good sign but it's a great warning as I was considering dropping in. I guess with some places a real 45-ish is a win when you're tired and just say WTh.

[Nienhull]

You must be her boyfriend for the month what type experience did you have $ and what level L3 last person said she had butter teeth must admit she is very attractive you did not mention her age is she in her 20's is there more than one girl working how long will she there I cannot wait see how was the massage does she compare to judy at sunshine.

I've stopped in there a few times over the years and this place has consistently had a bad case of "old lady" syndrome. After walking in and immediately walking back out 4-5 times a year over the past 6 years, I stayed once because a 20 year old (let's call her Mimi for this example) was going to be back from lunch in 30 minutes. I returned in 45 to find that "Mimi" still wasn't there, and I went ahead and tried the overpriced 58 year old that looked 43. On my way out I asked if I could meet "Mimi" and surprisingly she was still not there. I'm sure she never was. Please add to this story if you experienced something different / better.

[QuartzB]

Rarely partake anymore as a somewhat recently divorced man, I've found facebook and dating apps to be an endless supply of what I need and for free. In any event, I stopped by Sunshine in Port Charlotte near Kings Highway and had a positive experience overall. The location is easy to get to, the facility was clean, and the pricing was reasonable..

Nothings for free, we all know that. Dinners, shows, etc. It all adds up. You're doing and paying for things that you normally wouldn't do flying solo. Some things you do because they're enjoyable to both. However, there are other things that you grit your teeth and plow through just because you want to get laid. And then there's the emotional attachment, which can be good or bad but still needs to be dealt with.

On the upside, msog is generally encouraged if you're up to the task. And you generally don't have to worry if she was barebacking five other guys before you on any one particular day.