Escort Reports

[TheRealSG]

Boy I can sure pick them'. Maybe it's because I'm from TN and I'm just not used to seeing shit like this, but I had text with this one on 2 occasions the past month and today I finally decided to set something up. She's a very nice and bubbly person and makes you feel comfortable from the first text message, but this person was 100% born as a man. I have nothing against the people that want to live their lives however they want. It doesn't bother me one bit, but what she is doing is wrong. She should advertise as a post op trans woman (I'm assuming post op, but never made it that far).

I walked in and the minute she started talking I knew in my gut she was trans. When we got upstairs I asked her and said, "please don't get offended by me asking this, but are you trans?" She looked me dead in the face, lied and said "no I just have a deep voice, you're not the first person to ask". I still didn't feel right, but my little brain needed action and I said to myself, "Ok I'll trust her and lets see how this goes".

Again, I want to be clear, she is a very nice person. She laid on my chest and we started to chat and get to know each other. At some point she climbed on top of me and started slowly grinding on me (I still had my underwear on). Little man was not budging and I was incredibly uncomfortable. I knew something was off. So I decide to put my hands and her thighs and rub her thighs. Well. Her THIGHS had stubble. I've never been in bed with 1 woman ever that had prickly or stubble on their thighs. It was hard and coarse too, not like a woman who hasn't shaved in several days. So I reached out and got a handful of her ass. This was not a woman's ass, as I've felt many in my life. I even used to fuck a body builder chick in the ass back in the day and her ass wasn't as hard as this one and to top it off her ass also had the same hard coarse prickly stubble.

That's when I stopped everything and told her, sorry, but I think I'm going to go. I didn't confront her and I didn't get angry. I'm not in a position in my life to be confrontational and have something happen that shouldn't. So I just got up, told her to have a good day and left.

Again, it doesn't bother me how people live their lives. Whatever makes you feel comfortable in your own skin, then do it, happy for you. Just don't fucking lie to people.

https://www.tnaboard.com/community/m...morgan.644792/#about.

Well, that is a surprise.

[Lee Groinman]

Boy I can sure pick them'. Maybe it's because I'm from TN and I'm just not used to seeing shit like this, but I had text with this one on 2 occasions the past month and today I finally decided to set something up. She's a very nice and bubbly person and makes you feel comfortable from the first text message, but this person was 100% born as a man. I have nothing against the people that want to live their lives however they want. It doesn't bother me one bit, but what she is doing is wrong. She should advertise as a post op trans woman (I'm assuming post op, but never made it that far).

I walked in and the minute she started talking I knew in my gut she was trans. When we got upstairs I asked her and said, "please don't get offended by me asking this, but are you trans?" She looked me dead in the face, lied and said "no I just have a deep voice, you're not the first person to ask". I still didn't feel right, but my little brain needed action and I said to myself, "Ok I'll trust her and lets see how this goes".

Again, I want to be clear, she is a very nice person. She laid on my chest and we started to chat and get to know each other. At some point she climbed on top of me and started slowly grinding on me (I still had my underwear on). Little man was not budging and I was incredibly uncomfortable. I knew something was off. So I decide to put my hands and her thighs and rub her thighs. Well. Her THIGHS had stubble. I've never been in bed with 1 woman ever that had prickly or stubble on their thighs. It was hard and coarse too, not like a woman who hasn't shaved in several days. So I reached out and got a handful of her ass. This was not a woman's ass, as I've felt many in my life. I even used to fuck a body builder chick in the ass back in the day and her ass wasn't as hard as this one and to top it off her ass also had the same hard coarse prickly stubble.

That's when I stopped everything and told her, sorry, but I think I'm going to go. I didn't confront her and I didn't get angry. I'm not in a position in my life to be confrontational and have something happen that shouldn't. So I just got up, told her to have a good day and left.

Again, it doesn't bother me how people live their lives. Whatever makes you feel comfortable in your own skin, then do it, happy for you. Just don't fucking lie to people.

https://www.tnaboard.com/community/m...morgan.644792/#about.

She's not trans, but if you think so then that's your own thing.

[DrtyHarry]

Boy I can sure pick them'. Maybe it's because I'm from TN and I'm just not used to seeing shit like this, but I had text with this one on 2 occasions the past month and today I finally decided to set something up. She's a very nice and bubbly person and makes you feel comfortable from the first text message, but this person was 100% born as a man. I have nothing against the people that want to live their lives however they want. It doesn't bother me one bit, but what she is doing is wrong. She should advertise as a post op trans woman (I'm assuming post op, but never made it that far).

I walked in and the minute she started talking I knew in my gut she was trans. When we got upstairs I asked her and said, "please don't get offended by me asking this, but are you trans?" She looked me dead in the face, lied and said "no I just have a deep voice, you're not the first person to ask". I still didn't feel right, but my little brain needed action and I said to myself, "Ok I'll trust her and lets see how this goes".

Again, I want to be clear, she is a very nice person. She laid on my chest and we started to chat and get to know each other. At some point she climbed on top of me and started slowly grinding on me (I still had my underwear on). Little man was not budging and I was incredibly uncomfortable. I knew something was off. So I decide to put my hands and her thighs and rub her thighs. Well. Her THIGHS had stubble. I've never been in bed with 1 woman ever that had prickly or stubble on their thighs. It was hard and coarse too, not like a woman who hasn't shaved in several days. So I reached out and got a handful of her ass. This was not a woman's ass, as I've felt many in my life. I even used to fuck a body builder chick in the ass back in the day and her ass wasn't as hard as this one and to top it off her ass also had the same hard coarse prickly stubble.

That's when I stopped everything and told her, sorry, but I think I'm going to go. I didn't confront her and I didn't get angry. I'm not in a position in my life to be confrontational and have something happen that shouldn't. So I just got up, told her to have a good day and left.

Again, it doesn't bother me how people live their lives. Whatever makes you feel comfortable in your own skin, then do it, happy for you. Just don't fucking lie to people.

https://www.tnaboard.com/community/m...morgan.644792/#about.

Never seen her. So no opinion either way. But I do remember seeing good reviews for her here. You did mention that she was a nice and polite. It sucks. As these are pretty expensive appts. Thanks for sharing.

[PeterBigPipe]

Don't have first hand experience but from what I could gather from her practically useless reviews on tna, she's full on safety gal. That's going a hard pass for me, especially for her rack rate. She does have a banging body though.

Thanks, that's a shame but not surprising especially for the PNW which unfortunately does not have the quantity and quality of providers like other places.

[GreekExplorer]

Thanks fellas for the info. My previous city didn't really have agencies. They texted a little more freely as well so just getting used to things. I appreciate the feedback.

Hi!

Here's a few things I've learned on how to communicate.

Find info / reviews first of the provider of interest to see if she checks enough boxes for you to want to schedule a meet. It is best to find their menu this way to avoid playing 20 questions when exchanging texts.

When contacting her or the agency, state no more than a couple of dates, times and how long of an appt you would like. Expect a faster response from agencies. Indies tend to have their texts and social media DMs blown up so they might take some time filtering through a bunch of other window shoppers playing 20 questions. Expect to be screened at this point as well.

Try to avoid asking questions in general. Be direct on the appt times you want. Have them ask the questions. If anything, they usually give you the rest of any information you need and their expectations that you won't need to ask questions.

In practice, I have usually averaged no more than 2 messages from me and 2 message responses from the other party when I don't need to be screened. No more than 3-5 messages from either side when I do screened. Time is money for them and they are in this for the biz. Playing 20 questions with 30+ strangers, who may or may not book an appt, at the same time eats up a lot of time and focus.

Good points.

Does your message looks like window shopping vs a decision in need of key details for execution?

One is a waste of her time, the second gets a response.

A lot of texting is trying to get basic info missing from adds or reviews. Some providers tell you menu straight up, most don't. Annoying, but you have to put in legwork. On tna you should try to dm past reviewers and ask about a providers menu and restrictions, vibe, incall situation etc. Put your likes in your profile and point to it for specific activities you are interested in (only works if they can read).

Message should be basic. Introduce yourself, indicate length of stay with available days / times, general ic location for transit times. Get the confirmation. Day prior reconfirm or cancel and iron out any details.

[Xpp920]

Hi!

Here's a few things I've learned on how to communicate.

Find info / reviews first of the provider of interest to see if she checks enough boxes for you to want to schedule a meet. It is best to find their menu this way to avoid playing 20 questions when exchanging texts.

When contacting her or the agency, state no more than a couple of dates, times and how long of an appt you would like. Expect a faster response from agencies. Indies tend to have their texts and social media DMs blown up so they might take some time filtering through a bunch of other window shoppers playing 20 questions. Expect to be screened at this point as well.

Try to avoid asking questions in general. Be direct on the appt times you want. Have them ask the questions. If anything, they usually give you the rest of any information you need and their expectations that you won't need to ask questions.

In practice, I have usually averaged no more than 2 messages from me and 2 message responses from the other party when I don't need to be screened. No more than 3-5 messages from either side when I do screened. Time is money for them and they are in this for the biz. Playing 20 questions with 30+ strangers, who may or may not book an appt, at the same time eats up a lot of time and focus.

Thanks fellas for the info. My previous city didn't really have agencies. They texted a little more freely as well so just getting used to things. I appreciate the feedback.

[Lee Groinman]

Seems like one of the few providers on the board that is not covered in tattoos or that is overweight or obese.

https://www.tnaboard.com/community/t...9F%BF.3297187/

Don't have first hand experience but from what I could gather from her practically useless reviews on tna, she's full on safety gal. That's going a hard pass for me, especially for her rack rate. She does have a banging body though.

[Debourgogne]

Need some advice from natives of this area that have been around for a while. I need to know how you guys communicate with ladies because I guess I'm striking out.

The past 2 days I've really felt I wanted to indulge. I have several on my radar so I started with them. I get no replies or I get a "How are you? But then nothing else. There was 1 that would've worked out but our schedules didn't align. I'd guess out of the first batch I probably messaged 8 girls. 3 replies, 2 went cold, 1 didn't work out.

I get it, this happens. The same thing happened in my previous location before moving here. It's hit or miss.

Then I started broadening my radius a bit. Same thing. No answer after no answer after no answer mixed with some 1 or 2 replies then going cold.

Hi!

Here's a few things I've learned on how to communicate.

Find info / reviews first of the provider of interest to see if she checks enough boxes for you to want to schedule a meet. It is best to find their menu this way to avoid playing 20 questions when exchanging texts.

When contacting her or the agency, state no more than a couple of dates, times and how long of an appt you would like. Expect a faster response from agencies. Indies tend to have their texts and social media DMs blown up so they might take some time filtering through a bunch of other window shoppers playing 20 questions. Expect to be screened at this point as well.

Try to avoid asking questions in general. Be direct on the appt times you want. Have them ask the questions. If anything, they usually give you the rest of any information you need and their expectations that you won't need to ask questions.

In practice, I have usually averaged no more than 2 messages from me and 2 message responses from the other party when I don't need to be screened. No more than 3-5 messages from either side when I do screened. Time is money for them and they are in this for the biz. Playing 20 questions with 30+ strangers, who may or may not book an appt, at the same time eats up a lot of time and focus.

[Brinkcam99]

Need some advice from natives of this area that have been around for a while. I need to know how you guys communicate with ladies because I guess I'm striking out.

The past 2 days I've really felt I wanted to indulge. I have several on my radar so I started with them. I get no replies or I get a "How are you? But then nothing else. There was 1 that would've worked out but our schedules didn't align. I'd guess out of the first batch I probably messaged 8 girls. 3 replies, 2 went cold, 1 didn't work.

Plenty of thoughts here but I'll keep this brief:

1. Never ask about menu over text. It will be ignored by the vast majority. Do your research on here and review boards first.

2. Be specific about when you want to meet and for how long. Many ignore foreplay banter, get to the point.

Follow these two rules and your response rate will increase dramatically.

[Xpp920]

Need some advice from natives of this area that have been around for a while. I need to know how you guys communicate with ladies because I guess I'm striking out.

The past 2 days I've really felt I wanted to indulge. I have several on my radar so I started with them. I get no replies or I get a "How are you? But then nothing else. There was 1 that would've worked out but our schedules didn't align. I'd guess out of the first batch I probably messaged 8 girls. 3 replies, 2 went cold, 1 didn't work out.

I get it, this happens. The same thing happened in my previous location before moving here. It's hit or miss.

Then I started broadening my radius a bit. Same thing. No answer after no answer after no answer mixed with some 1 or 2 replies then going cold.

I'll tell you how I communicate (this worked where I lived before in the South) and let me know what I'm doing wrong:

Initial Contact: "Hey how are you, saw your add and would love to chat and see if everything aligns for a meeting. Shoot me a reply when you have time. Thanks!

They reply and say whatever.

So I say something like "Looking for a regular to see from time to time, could you let me know your location, rates and what's NOT on the menu?

Then it's more times than none. Radio silence.

So I started with some of them in my follow up reply that "I'm looking for someone that enjoys DATY, DATO and offers Greek".

Most of the time it's radio silence again or if they don't, they say they don't. One even said she doesn't do explicit talk in text. Now correct me if I'm wrong, isn't that why these acronyms were created? So that I don't have to say things like "I love to eat pussy" "looking for a girl who offers anal".

Also, my google voice number still has my old area code, should I get a new number?

I ask these questions so I don't drive 45 minutes to find out I'm not going to get to enjoy things I want to enjoy. I want my donations to go towards dates that meet my needs.

I've been in this hobby for about 12 years off and on and have never had this much trouble. I finally just started sending text to anyone so see if we could get a conversation going. I text 24 girls, 18 either didn't reply or went silent after 1 or 2 replies.

Any help is appreciated fellas.

[MilfHunter66]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/puyal...f/816322178087

With talent on the other board becoming sparse, I'm resorting to skip for now. Has anyone seen this woman? I've been feeling like plunging into a bigger woman lately.

I've seen her and she has been discussed before. My experience was nothing special just the typical go through the motions and get it over with. Wasn't worth seeing again for me at least.

[MrG2J]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/puyal...f/816322178087

With talent on the other board becoming sparse, I'm resorting to skip for now. Has anyone seen this woman? I've been feeling like plunging into a bigger woman lately.

[PeterBigPipe]

Seems like one of the few providers on the board that is not covered in tattoos or that is overweight or obese.

https://www.tnaboard.com/community/t...9F%BF.3297187/

[PointedHosh]

Anyone have any intel on this one? Price seems reasonable. Photos seem to be edited with a filter.

Curious if she's attractive at all and what her full menu is.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/belle...l/413210114235

[FakeGnus]

Has anyone seen Yuna21?

Rates? Services? Rbgfe? BBBJ? BBFS?

She sent some hot pix.