Massage Parlor Reports

[Terranomads467]

Fair enough. Obviously I have a little more stringent definition of Petite and Slim. To be honest, I don't get to partake very often due to budgetary concerns, so I really rely on how others describe somebody. For example, any description that uses "Curvey" or "Has a Booty" is a clear sign they won't be a match for me. With the exception of one provider at one of the top spa's in Mesa about 5 years ago (I do not remember her name) I'm generally somewhat disappointed in their looks, based on glowing reviews. Not saying the service is bad, but I'm a guy who really rely's on the visual to make things happen. Great service from (IMO) a not particularly attractive woman is exactly the same at a poor performance from a super hot woman. Though I can't afford them anymore, the last time I saw providers that I would honestly put in the 8-9 looks category was when I was able to hit the Bay Area AAMP's a couple of times a year back around 2010-18. Honestly, what I'm looking for is AMP girls that look like the Vina Sky's, Clara Trinity's (porn girls who hit the scene 4-5 years ago, that you can easily Google to get an idea) of the world.

Your second sentence reminds me of a statement I heard a few years ago, that seems to be true. A 10 in looks at the AMP is probably more like a mid-7 in real life..

A petite girl in my book is about 5'1", 100 lbs. If you ask 100 guys, I would venture to guess that at least 90 of them would agree that this body type is a spinner.

We all have different preferences. While, a spinner is nice to have once in a while, my ideal type is a tall lanky girl, 5'6" to 5'8" range and 110 lbs at max. I am a sucker for long legs.

For me, attitude comes first, then service and then looks. Why spend my hard earned money on a girl who has a bad attitude. To me, that is the worst. But that is just me. Like the other poster mentioned, go ask for lineup. If you don't like what you see, go to the next spot.

[Uncivil]

I'm glad, I'd just about stopped reading this forum due to all the shite. Thank you!

I never wrote the Penthouse Forum review style because I'm far too homophobic to think that other guys are jerking off to the stories I write. Meh, food for thought.

I never stopped reading the forum. With the super-long posts, I'd read the first sentence or two, get the idea, then move on to the next post. That's just me, though.

[Kveldulf]

We are SERIOUSLY cracking down on shills. In the last week I have banned about 1000 members. Some of them were just out and out shills but a fair amount were long time senior members disguising Penthouse Forum letters as reviews. I looked down this thread and I can tell you that Melody Spa is about one way too flowery review away from being added to the no fly list.

Some of you guys are ruining this forum to curry favor with the people who run this place and I won't stand it anymore.

You have all been warned and no, I don't have to fucking prove anything, nobody except the boss has any rights on this forum. I didn't put a date in the future on this post so if you write some bullshit advertising post and its above this one you might lose your user.

A2

I'm glad, I'd just about stopped reading this forum due to all the shite. Thank you!

[Admin2]

This is what I'm talking about, this is not a review. This is an ad.

I swear Ikkyu if you need to answer this post and write anything except "yes sir I understand and will stop doing it" I will ban you. You can join the other thousand that I've banned this week. Fake reviews are a cancer that is killing this forum and sometimes when you are curing cancer you need to cut out healthy tissue to be sure you get all the bad ones. I'm willing to make that sacrifice.

A2

I'm annoyed (slightly) that I didn't get to write her first review but yes I met Alisa yesterday and was too exhausted to sit down for the report. It's been a busy week.

I had an unexpected work obligation that required me to go into Tucson yesterday and when it was done I realized it was about the ideal time to visit our House of Happiness and I thought that the month was almost over, I should indulge Kiki in her continuous attempts to get me to play with her, even after her sisters had sucked the life out of me. I reached out to my Lady Wife to arrange the affair and she informed me that she had a new girl Alisa that required an introduction.

Alisa was new. Maybe new to the business, but definitely new to the situation (Mary takes such good care of me). I could tell she hadn't found her stride or rhythm yet. Hell I could have been her first customer. I love the New Girls. I always take an hour with a shower, the girls are rarely up to penetrating my ogrelike meat, so the massage is generally useless and Asian women are notoriously fastidious. They know I'm clean because she bathed me, Plus its Awesome. Alisa was under the impression that the shower was solely for cleanliness though (what do we expect, Mary is out of country and couldn't see to her training). I thought it was cute / endearing.

For the record, Alisa is short, fit and trim, soft and supple in the way most like their women, Her titts are enhanced but at about the perfect ratio of flesh to support, and a perfect handful for an Ogre like me. Pretty face that no sane man would ever object to waking up to and long brown hair to the middle of her back. Hell, writing this, I wish she was waiting in my bed right now and I've known Mary's best. (I'd rather it was Mary, but never mind LOL).

She was fun, cute, and gentle. I'd rather she washed me while on the table with me but she'll learn and she still kisses like an Asian, she hasn't figured out how westerners make out but I've been around enough to recognize it and then when the time came, she swallowed my cock like it was a mission. Yeah she doesn't mess around. She loves having her nipples sucked, more than normal. It has been a topic here recently, so I will say that yes, in my opinion, SE Asian women have a thing for nipples. Alisa more so. She gave me every opportunity to wrap my mouth around them and I happily took advantage to great affect.

After the bath and we returned to the room, I had a plan. Alisa was new here, I was here two days ago and she wasn't (Ill get there). I need to welcome our new guest properly and show her what kind of men the House of M attracts. I took her up in my arms and laid her down on the bed. I liked and kissed my way from her mouth to her delicious sex. I did this as tenderly as I could. Like prom night. She love the attention to her nips (as I said) but she told me to be gentle. Gentle it is. When I reached her sex I carried that mantra. I could tell with the nervousness and apprehension she needed to be coaxed out of her shell. Oh, she started with the overt and dramatic noises, until real impulses disrupted the act. Her Orgasms are gentle and her signals are subtle. Kelly for last week flailed around with her legs. Alisa was just little shifts, as she approached her first O, she demanded that I fuck her now. No, she deserves more than that. I persisted till I topped her off. Slight hip thrusts and gyrations but mainly the tell was in her hands. She played with my hair, toyed with my ear, stuff like that.

Of course, with this being possibly here first encounter, she's not getting away with one orgasm. The first time, she tried at the acting but the second, she was possessed of a stillness. It was like she was at the Dr waiting for a painful shot. She didn't move, she vibrated. She was like a high tension wire in a strong wind. I could feel the growing trembling in her body through my mouth until she released. Then it was just a gentle hand to my forehead, like before, saying enough, and then she demanded my cock.

I told you that she sucks like she was on a mission, this mission was getting my cock hard, covered and ready to be inside her. In recent years I have had an issue with staying in the game. I have heard some of you talk about ED and thought, I could use a little of that, I don't know why, I blame it on the heat but I finally got what I wanted.

I slid into her and saw exactly what I wanted to see in her eyes. Standing mish to mounting the table to give it all and then, dysfunction hit and she immediately rolled over to doggy. Correct response but not cool, ill explain in a min. There I am, deep inside little Alisa, her amazing body at my disposal, touching and stroking and seeing myself and her that wicked mirror that Mary installed right in front of me.

And then he faltered on me. I figured that 69 was a fine way to finish our introduction. I found, as I suspected, that she was too short to comfortably reach her while she could reach me but who cares. I'll pay for a proper massage for the crick in my neck, I loved that girls pussy that much. Sadly her stamina did not get us across the finish line and she resorted to a hand finish. I usually disparage a hand finish but I was literally vibrating at the end and I had done everything with her that I could, so no complaints.

Addendum: feel free to skip.

So, I like to cook but I'm kind of obsessive about it. Ill keep remaking the same thing till I master it. That why I've never allowed myself to learn how to make cheesecake. I would master it (my kryptonite) and the star on the next season of my 600 lb life. Doggy style is the same for me. I have actively avoided taking our lovely Asian ladies from behind because I knew I would never last and become like a crackhead as a result. On Sunday, I saw Mimi for fathers day and either celebratory fathers ran her absolutely ragged or the last few months have been brutal. She needs a break. I could feel the chapped skin on her nipples under my tongue and she flinched every time I touched her clit. To her credit, she spent a half hour with me in her mouth with a focus like she was arguing her masters dissertation. After she gave me her backside. I feel like a crackhead that figured "what's one time matter?" that magnificent body, that enthusiasm, that mirror and then Alisa does it again 2 days latter? I may be in trouble.

Pray for me.

Long May She Reign.

[Admin2]

We are SERIOUSLY cracking down on shills. In the last week I have banned about 1000 members. Some of them were just out and out shills but a fair amount were long time senior members disguising Penthouse Forum letters as reviews. I looked down this thread and I can tell you that Melody Spa is about one way too flowery review away from being added to the no fly list.

Some of you guys are ruining this forum to curry favor with the people who run this place and I won't stand it anymore.

You have all been warned and no, I don't have to fucking prove anything, nobody except the boss has any rights on this forum. I didn't put a date in the future on this post so if you write some bullshit advertising post and its above this one you might lose your user.

A2

[MotorboatJones]

Honestly, what I'm looking for is AMP girls that look like the Vina Sky's, Clara Trinity's of the world.

You have Very specific tastes! LOL. Maybe you should save your money for the next round of Porta Potty parties in Dubai. From my understanding, they have super hot and very young models that let you do whatever you want, including pissing on them (if that's your thing).

[TenSleep]

Everyone has their own taste, you can always ask to see the girls before hand and if it's not to your liking try another spot. I don't expect them to be fitness models and I don't compare the girls to them. I don't even give them a rating just a general description. If you're reading the each post you can get a general idea of who has similar standards and who doesn't. Maybe I am using the petite wrong but petite has generally been being short and slim not necessarily a fitness model with abs. If you've have a place or line up of girls you're willing to dm or put on the board that match your expectations I would love to hear it. I don't even have abs so I find it hard to judge them on that.

Fair enough. Obviously I have a little more stringent definition of Petite and Slim. To be honest, I don't get to partake very often due to budgetary concerns, so I really rely on how others describe somebody. For example, any description that uses "Curvey" or "Has a Booty" is a clear sign they won't be a match for me. With the exception of one provider at one of the top spa's in Mesa about 5 years ago (I do not remember her name) I'm generally somewhat disappointed in their looks, based on glowing reviews. Not saying the service is bad, but I'm a guy who really rely's on the visual to make things happen. Great service from (IMO) a not particularly attractive woman is exactly the same at a poor performance from a super hot woman. Though I can't afford them anymore, the last time I saw providers that I would honestly put in the 8-9 looks category was when I was able to hit the Bay Area AAMP's a couple of times a year back around 2010-18. Honestly, what I'm looking for is AMP girls that look like the Vina Sky's, Clara Trinity's (porn girls who hit the scene 4-5 years ago, that you can easily Google to get an idea) of the world.

Your second sentence reminds me of a statement I heard a few years ago, that seems to be true. A 10 in looks at the AMP is probably more like a mid-7 in real life. I guess I need to stop comparing the AMP talent to the number of hot women that you see on college campuses; women you see on the dance teams, cheerleading squad, working out at the gym, drawing a crowd of guys at the club, ect. Due to my former job (s) I guess I got used to seeing that level of attractiveness on a regular basis, so a woman who looks 30+ or has a muffin top, doesn't do anything for me. Somebody made mention of me possibly pulling super hot girls. Ha! If I could do that, I wouldn't be spending my money looking for those hot girls and generally failing. In the real world, those women put me in the friend zone because they're busy hooking up with the hot dudes! .

In any case, I will try to keep track of how some peoples idea of petite are often a little more filled out that my idea of petite. I appreciate everybody's comments.

[Labbit5]

Doggy style is the same for me. I have actively avoided taking our lovely Asian ladies from behind because I knew I would never last and become like a crackhead as a result. On Sunday, I saw Mimi….After she gave me her backside. I feel like a crackhead that figured "what's one time matter?" that magnificent body, that enthusiasm, that mirror and then Alisa does it again 2 days latter? I may be in trouble.

Pray for me.

Hard to resist that temptation. Let us know before you see Kelly, we may need to pray earlier for you. Especially if you venture her from behind.

[Ikkyu Sojunn]

I'm annoyed (slightly) that I didn't get to write her first review but yes I met Alisa yesterday and was too exhausted to sit down for the report. It's been a busy week.

I had an unexpected work obligation that required me to go into Tucson yesterday and when it was done I realized it was about the ideal time to visit our House of Happiness and I thought that the month was almost over, I should indulge Kiki in her continuous attempts to get me to play with her, even after her sisters had sucked the life out of me. I reached out to my Lady Wife to arrange the affair and she informed me that she had a new girl Alisa that required an introduction.

Alisa was new. Maybe new to the business, but definitely new to the situation (Mary takes such good care of me). I could tell she hadn't found her stride or rhythm yet. Hell I could have been her first customer. I love the New Girls. I always take an hour with a shower, the girls are rarely up to penetrating my ogrelike meat, so the massage is generally useless and Asian women are notoriously fastidious. They know I'm clean because she bathed me, Plus its Awesome. Alisa was under the impression that the shower was solely for cleanliness though (what do we expect, Mary is out of country and couldn't see to her training). I thought it was cute / endearing.

For the record, Alisa is short, fit and trim, soft and supple in the way most like their women, Her titts are enhanced but at about the perfect ratio of flesh to support, and a perfect handful for an Ogre like me. Pretty face that no sane man would ever object to waking up to and long brown hair to the middle of her back. Hell, writing this, I wish she was waiting in my bed right now and I've known Mary's best. (I'd rather it was Mary, but never mind LOL).

She was fun, cute, and gentle. I'd rather she washed me while on the table with me but she'll learn and she still kisses like an Asian, she hasn't figured out how westerners make out but I've been around enough to recognize it and then when the time came, she swallowed my cock like it was a mission. Yeah she doesn't mess around. She loves having her nipples sucked, more than normal. It has been a topic here recently, so I will say that yes, in my opinion, SE Asian women have a thing for nipples. Alisa more so. She gave me every opportunity to wrap my mouth around them and I happily took advantage to great affect.

After the bath and we returned to the room, I had a plan. Alisa was new here, I was here two days ago and she wasn't (Ill get there). I need to welcome our new guest properly and show her what kind of men the House of M attracts. I took her up in my arms and laid her down on the bed. I liked and kissed my way from her mouth to her delicious sex. I did this as tenderly as I could. Like prom night. She love the attention to her nips (as I said) but she told me to be gentle. Gentle it is. When I reached her sex I carried that mantra. I could tell with the nervousness and apprehension she needed to be coaxed out of her shell. Oh, she started with the overt and dramatic noises, until real impulses disrupted the act. Her Orgasms are gentle and her signals are subtle. Kelly for last week flailed around with her legs. Alisa was just little shifts, as she approached her first O, she demanded that I fuck her now. No, she deserves more than that. I persisted till I topped her off. Slight hip thrusts and gyrations but mainly the tell was in her hands. She played with my hair, toyed with my ear, stuff like that.

Of course, with this being possibly here first encounter, she's not getting away with one orgasm. The first time, she tried at the acting but the second, she was possessed of a stillness. It was like she was at the Dr waiting for a painful shot. She didn't move, she vibrated. She was like a high tension wire in a strong wind. I could feel the growing trembling in her body through my mouth until she released. Then it was just a gentle hand to my forehead, like before, saying enough, and then she demanded my cock.

I told you that she sucks like she was on a mission, this mission was getting my cock hard, covered and ready to be inside her. In recent years I have had an issue with staying in the game. I have heard some of you talk about ED and thought, I could use a little of that, I don't know why, I blame it on the heat but I finally got what I wanted.

I slid into her and saw exactly what I wanted to see in her eyes. Standing mish to mounting the table to give it all and then, dysfunction hit and she immediately rolled over to doggy. Correct response but not cool, ill explain in a min. There I am, deep inside little Alisa, her amazing body at my disposal, touching and stroking and seeing myself and her that wicked mirror that Mary installed right in front of me.

And then he faltered on me. I figured that 69 was a fine way to finish our introduction. I found, as I suspected, that she was too short to comfortably reach her while she could reach me but who cares. I'll pay for a proper massage for the crick in my neck, I loved that girls pussy that much. Sadly her stamina did not get us across the finish line and she resorted to a hand finish. I usually disparage a hand finish but I was literally vibrating at the end and I had done everything with her that I could, so no complaints.

Addendum: feel free to skip.

So, I like to cook but I'm kind of obsessive about it. Ill keep remaking the same thing till I master it. That why I've never allowed myself to learn how to make cheesecake. I would master it (my kryptonite) and the star on the next season of my 600 lb life. Doggy style is the same for me. I have actively avoided taking our lovely Asian ladies from behind because I knew I would never last and become like a crackhead as a result. On Sunday, I saw Mimi for fathers day and either celebratory fathers ran her absolutely ragged or the last few months have been brutal. She needs a break. I could feel the chapped skin on her nipples under my tongue and she flinched every time I touched her clit. To her credit, she spent a half hour with me in her mouth with a focus like she was arguing her masters dissertation. After she gave me her backside. I feel like a crackhead that figured "what's one time matter?" that magnificent body, that enthusiasm, that mirror and then Alisa does it again 2 days latter? I may be in trouble.

Pray for me.

Long May She Reign.

[MmmGood]

Everyone has their own taste, you can always ask to see the girls before hand and if it's not to your liking try another spot. I don't expect them to be fitness models and I don't compare the girls to them. I don't even give them a rating just a general description. If you're reading the each post you can get a general idea of who has similar standards and who doesn't. Maybe I am using the petite wrong but petite has generally been being short and slim not necessarily a fitness model with abs. If you've have a place or line up of girls you're willing to dm or put on the board that match your expectations I would love to hear it. I don't even have abs so I find it hard to judge them on that.

[Admin2]

It's def a bucket list item. Once you start, it's kinda hard to forget the experience. Treat yourself to an early bday present or just the random mid-week relief. Be safe!

If you make another fake account to advertise Melody, Mimi, Kiki or who the fuck ever you will not like what happens to the posts.

A2

[Beamerman]

Heard Eva is back and I couldn't get to Melody fast enough. As soon as she saw me she gave me a big hug and said she missed me. I missed her too. She is so sexy and this session was like finding an old girlfriend. Great time and I feel she learned a little trick as she was attempting DT a lot. Now I've been thinking of a four hand with her and Mimi but I better pace myself.

This the same Eva that was at Melody back in February? Oh man if so I need an appointment asap.

[TacoLicker]

Anyone have some Kiki sessions they want to share? Been dying to find time to make it over there. She's one of my faves.

Got lucky and managed to secure an appointment with Kiki yesterday. Happy to confirm all the previous reports are true. Kiki really is a master of her craft.

I texted ahead of time to make sure she was working and let them know I was on my way to see her. A very lovely Kelly greeted me at the door when I arrived, and after I told her I was there for Kiki, she got me checked in and settled into a room. Before long Kiki walked in wearing her sexy little outfit. We took care of business up front so we could spend the rest of the hour focusing entirely on having a good time. I had read plenty of reports about her TS and TUMA skills beforehand and figured that was as good a place to start as any. After I stripped down, she gave junior a friendly tug before slipping out of her clothes herself. Damn, what a nice body.

The table shower absolutely lived up to the hype. Plenty of Nuru sliding, incredible TUMA, and that magical tongue everyone keeps talking about. She clearly knows exactly how to use it. I also honestly think nobody does P2 P cameltoe slides better than Kiki. There was a rhythm to the whole thing that made it easy to understand why so many reports tend to focus on this part of the experience. More sliding, more teasing, a little sneak preview BBBJ, and before I knew it she was drying me off and leading me back into the room. The funny thing is that I originally thought I was showing up to verify the TS and TUMA hype, but by that point I was already more interested in seeing what she had planned for the rest of the hour.

Once we got back to the room, things escalated pretty naturally. We started with some LFK that quickly turned into DFK and had junior standing at full attention almost immediately. Kiki then dropped to her knees and demonstrated exactly why her oral skills get so much praise. As fun as that was, I wanted to return the favor, so I went down on her as well. Very tasty, and I managed to get a few moans out of her in the process. Whether every bit of it was real or not, she did an excellent job making it feel real, which honestly is part of the skill set too. By that point I knew I had to get inside this wonderful woman ASAP. She suited me up and I put her in standing mish. Watching those gorgeous tits bounce while she maintained eye contact was quite the visual. After that I flipped her over for doggy. Nice ass, a little bit of slight hair pulling, and a whole lot of fun.

[Ikkyu Sojunn]

Heard there might be some new talent at the Queen's castle so decided to make a stop this evening. I was greeted by the everlasting beauty of Kiki and the newest addition to the team Alisa. First thing that hit me was how attractive Alisa was and as I sized up her body I thought "How does Mary keep finding these shining stars?" Maybe 5'2", around 105 pounds, C cups, long brown hair, nice young body with decent curves and shapely ass. I was eager to get her out of her sexy sky blue dress. Alisa flashed a smile the entire time, grabbed my hand, led me to my room and said to get undressed. I complied and laid down thinking I'd go ahead and let her lead.

Started out with a very strong massage. I was surprised at Alisa's strength and we shared a laugh about it. She worked my shoulders very well and I'm sure I'll feel it in the morning. I knew this wasn't the real reason I was there but I thoroughly enjoyed the full body massage. She climbed all over me kneading away at all the right angles. Then the time we all love came. The light fingertip caressing that made it hard to lie on my stomach. Alisa's hands made their way between my legs and she caressed the balls. I lifted my hips up so she could get her hands on the shaft. Time to flip.

I finally got a good look at Alisa's naked body and was thrilled. Hourglass figure, perfect booty and her rack is outstanding with large areolas. She grabbed one and fed me like a newborn. After I had my fill we enjoyed some light kissing before she made her way downtown rubbing her body all over me. Alisa must have heard about the gold medal winning bjs given at the House of M because she did not disappoint and is trying to carry the torch. Tons of eye contact and sensuality. Cover was applied before I could taste her but I was more than ready.

I slowly entered her nicely shaved kitty. Things escalated quickly. Lots of passionate kissing, moaning and position switching. Finished in doggy while watching her tits sway in the mirror. What a vision. Alisa smiled at me, cleaned me up and we hugged for a bit. She said she would be here for 2 weeks but I wouldn't mind if she stayed longer.

Alisa left while I got dressed. She came back with another new arrival! Eva is her name. She is gorgeous, looks delicious and has huge boobs. She pulled them out and even stuffed one in my mouth. Eva then said "One more time?" and grabbed my package. Sadly that will have to wait. But I won't be waiting very long.

Whatever Ill run with it.

Eva is not new. She is a very welcome return. I'm literally drooling.

[Ikkyu Sojunn]

Curious as to what these girls actually look like. Based on several comments here about how petite and tiny she is, I recently used my monthly AMP budget to see Tiffany. While the service was fine (probably has one of the 2 or 3 prettiest kittys I've seen) I was kinda disappointed by her looks. Yes, she is short. But, when she first got naked, my first thought was "she could stand to lose 10 pounds around her middle. She definitely has a paunchy mid-section. I guess I like a nice flat, fit, runners stomach as opposed to what others in this hobby are willing to accept. It honestly affected me during our session. I did see another girl as I was leaving, didn't get her name, but she also appeared to have that short, sort-of cute, but a bit thickish through the middle build. I'm just wondering if any of the current line-up at M actually has the truly petite, truly flat and fit abs where you can see the muscle tone look.

Sorry I just needed a title.

I'm not trying to be disparaging but if the you are pulling hotter women than the House of M in normal social situations, then maybe you time is better spent elsewhere. You must have access to a caliber of women that the rest of us are denied. I'm not the hottest guy but I've got skills and have landed (even married) some women well beyond my fighting weight. That being said, the Handmaidens of the house of M have consistently out performed and been hotter than the majority of my pulls (notable exceptions). I would rate all the Handmaidens (and I have known most of them) as at minimum a 7-10 depending on your tastes and their performances have been, even at their worst, better than my most of my organic encounters and certainly better than the other options in town.

As I said, I not trying to be a dick but if you really do better than The House of M, DM me. Ill party with you and take your leftovers.