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[EddieCrusser-Shill]

The summer days are starting to warm up its warming up between her legs to trust me, Chloe was firm in all the right places and curve, and all the right places.

Massage was on the firm side for sure, she worked on my shoulder area to get it loose. Sweet tease with those big fun bags by sliding them on my back and legs, no rim was offered after and flip for a lovely round of Russian after we lock lips a few times, she could use some lotion for the Russian, but over all it was a pretty well executed Russian with those giant fun bags. Only let me do some rubbing at the fur beaver, no finger allow while she get me with those slow and neat BJ. She looks really good with me in her mouth, especially those full eye contact, with faces like hers on my meat. She DT pretty decent, can't handle long helds, she taps out on the DT only after a few sec, but didn't felt gag though, it took little work before the cover gets tossed on and she mounts up. When she is on top, she didn't felt as tight as should is when in doggy, aside from standing mish, I don't see much anyone can survive for more than 10 minutes in her tight squeezing beaver. Standing mish was where I end at hard in the cover, those fun bags were certainly the MVP along that vocal performance by her. Extra round of BJ on top to clean me out, and cuddle me in between those twins for what remain of my time. Definitely worth another visit.

[Jumpingcops-shill]

So damn hot, I'm here for both the air conditioning and the ass LOL. Mia greeted me with a smile. She had on a skin tight dress that showed off her curves. Her C tits were practically overflowing. They looked natural, which I confirmed by pressing my face into them once we got to the room. She had great tits. They're soft and pillowy. Good girl.

I paid the house fee and left the cash tip on the chair for her to discover upon her return. Everything started off ok but I had to take a piss and when I got back she had my pants in her hand and was checking my pockets.

Stay away for VV Oriental!

[Dropithot-Shill]

I love me some good Latinas and after seeing the last review I wanted to check out the rotation myself. Clearly I came here to smack some enchilada ass. Ashley was a hottie brunette natural big curve big old booty. She gave me a hug and a kiss when I walked in took me to the room and then gave a nice soft tissue massage in the room. She asked me if I wanted a full menu. Well of course I did. She got out of her dress no bra or underwear just all beautiful curves. She roll the cover on her mouth gave me an amazing BJ while looking at me right in the eyes the whole time. I like standing doggy and missionary so missionary was first the lake dropped against me and then I put on her stomach. I drilled her until I was a sweaty mess. Again, she cleaned me up, and this time it was better than the first because the warm water made my body feel more at ease. Viva La San Diego!!

[LittleFoot619-Shill]

Took a little mini break to recoup some funds and decided to make a come back with seeing Mia over at Waples. Wasn't even planning on coming back yet but I was in the area and decided what the hell so I swung by.

Mia is absolutely beautiful and has a friendly and fun attitude to her. She greeted me at the door in her cute little dress and took me back to the room. Handed her 200 and she left the room and told me to get undressed.

I laid face down and waited for Mia to return a few minutes later. She started with a massage and some small talk. No oil or lotion just a quick little rub down. She mixed in some little fun rubbing against my dick and leaning down pressing her tits against my back while she kissed my neck and nibbled on my ears.

On the flip Mia got right to work. She hopped up got undressed and grabbed the condom. She got back up onto the table with me and started a BBBJ. She has an amazing body and a really thorough BBBJ.

Cover went on after a few minutes and she got on top of me for cowgirl. She has to have one of the tightest pussies I've felt. We eased into it before she picked up the pace. After a little bit we moved to doggy. Her ass looks so nice from behind and ended up finishing in doggy today. Knew I wasn't going to last very long after my break but I thought I would last longer then that. Not with Mia though.

Glad to be back after a little break and I think it'll be hard to stay away. Got to start making some rounds and seeing who else is available.

[DragonArmy124]

Mid to late 20's.

5'3"ish, medium length black hair, soft D cups, decent ass, shaved kitty, no tats.

Sugar always seems to deliver great girls to SD and Molly was no exception. Started off with a shower which included a short BJ preview.

Back in the room we skipped the massage and went straight to the teasing. Molly gave a great body rub with her boobs, follow utilizing those soft fun bags. However her best asset was definitely her mouth, she spent almost about 10 minutes giving me a cat bath on my back alone, licking and sucking ever inch of my back, arms, and thighs. Her rim was also excellent.

After the flip more cat baths followed by BBBJ and BLS. Her BJ was great, no tooth and was almost able to full DT Jr. After covering up we did the standard Mish to K9 to CG with a CIM ending.

Overall would highly recommend and would repeat. She is here till the end of the month.

[MrPlanB-shill]

I originally had planned to have breakfast at Ruby's. Unfortunately Ruby's was fully booked. Luckily for me Michelle, a sweet familiar face was working. She opened the door with a big old smile and welcomed me in. "It's been too long!" As we got into the room she closed the door. She immediately came over to me for a huge hug and a long passionate DFK. She surprised me and jumped up and wrapped her legs around me continuing to DFK. She started sucking on my neck teasing at a hickey and she smiled and hopped down. She asked me to get ready and she stepped out, and when she came back in with the same energy. Her dress dropped to the floor revealing her soft luscious breasts and nipples. She slowed things down and started caressing my back with her hands and her breast, and followed up by a little cat bath. When she reached junior she grabbed some wipes and cleaned me up well and continued licking up and down my shaft. Sucked on the jewels for a while teased the starfish down there and with a smile she asked me to turn over and she started with her best skills, making sure to make eye contact through the mirror. She teased me for a while and had me on the edge for a few minutes before she mounted me and used her other lips to grind up and down my shaft with some tantalizing camel slides. I could feel how wet both of us were getting and her moans and whispers became more passionate the wetter we got. We rolled over and continued DFK. I kept grinding just right outside her slit till she couldn't take it anymore and she asked me to fuck her in the cutest voice. I teased to penetrate raw but she just giggled and put on the cover. As I slipped in, she began moaning, and I started picking up the pace. Her pussy was tight and wet. It felt amazing. I flipped her for doggy style to fully enjoy every view I could. She arched her back and pushed her perfect ass onto me. Her moans were much more authentic in this position. I could feel her trying to get the perfect angle to hit her g spot. Still in doggy, she reached backwards to hold onto my forearms and encouraged me to pound her as hard as I could and her moans became even louder. First time experiencing this position and man. I could not hold it in much longer. I ripped off the cover and blew my load all over her back. She turned over and licked off the residual cum with a sweet smile. We both took a huge breath of air and sat next to each other. Post nut clarity thoughts rushing through my head as she was catching her breath next to me. She wiped down the mess I made then took me for a shower as we both worked up a sweat. In the shower the teasing continued. I wanted to try for a second round with all this teasing but I didn't realize that we had went over our time, but Michelle is such a sweetheart. She said next time she would give me a massage and get a second round out of me. She invited Mimi and Ruby into the room.

I started sampling Ruby, my first choice and jokingly asked for another hour. Michelle knew I was spent so she ushered the girls out and told me "come to me next time. " Her pouty jealousy was charming. As I left she gave me another DFK. Will see her soon maybe with a four hands with Ruby if she lets me.

[JerrySmi123]

Today is hell of a hump day, not only it is hot work is just pandemonium. I stopped Sugar by after work to cool off and to unwind. New rotation, new list of sugar babies to choose from: Molly, Leah, Yumi, and Tiffany. All hard choices, but in the end, I picked Molly out of the lineup because she just got the right assets to meet my T&A appetite, went to the room, got changed, and went to the shower for a close inspection.

P: open and warm, she is the GND type with a great body to back it up.

L: 5'3 range, lean and borderline fit. Not curvy yet except those D size soft tits, black hair just to her shoulders. Clean-shave kitty with thinner size lips with a pearl that is well hidden within those pink meat. A handful of Asian butt that is well fit for her body.

E: Google translate is your best friend here from the set up negotiation phase, after the clothes comes off, she is knows all the languages with out me saying them.

A: Submissive and lots of patience, may not be right for those are short on time, do remind her to speed things along if you are on time crunch. She like to take her sweet ass time with everything.

S: Shower with her was tons of fun. I got a sample of her BJ in the shower, slow and neat, not well verse with the depth, enough for me, but if BJ is your primary focus here, Yumi can suck a mean one. While she must have washed my backdoor for a good 3-4 times, so I think I know what is coming my way. Some P2 P for good measure with a ton of DFK to build those affection points. Back to the room, Her massage took a good among of time, whole 10 minutes worth. Great shoulder rub and lower back press did wonders to relieve those muscle tensions. Catbath with inner thigh scratches lead in to her rim. Good tongue thrust with great amount of BLS, the tugging without lotion would be better with some lotion in her hands, luckily her hands are soft and warm to make this part real pleasant. Turn topside, LFK follow a fun time with her soft tits, no FIV to enhance the fun went in for a round of DATY to get her juice flowing, took me sometimes to find that pearl of hers need to lock in to give it a round of Polish to get it up then that unlocks the flood gate for her after. Laid back to enjoy her BJ, still neat and slow start. The hand to the base squeeze were a nice touch though she can't DT my rod, she massage the shaft and base with her tongue was the game changer to make up for that difference. She took her time with the BJ, I got to tap her head to remind her to lets move along. She got on top for a bit of P2 P before putting on the raincoat then slip my rod in for a CG test ride. She may not look as tight as she can fit me, but she gave me a good surprise on how well fitted she is for me even in CG no less. Once I toss her in standing mish, her squeeze got even tighter to the point I can feel like the raincoat is about to fall off. I pretty much started in standing mish and she is probably one of the rare ones that I didn't need to hit it from any other sides, bust a nut in the raincoat, pulled out with the raincoat still in her for a quick scares then relief by her. Cleans me up with another BJ, bathroom was occupied but it was fine. I already gone over my limit. Quick clean up and say hi to Leah and Yumi one last go and left.

E: House 60+ offering 160.

A: yes on the repeat easily. Great attitude, and great looking pair of tits. I love me a girl that takes her time. Next time I am going for the hour and skips the shower, she doesn't offer much in there imo. But recommend mongers to shower before they come if they want rim. I know where I am going if I work Saturday.