Massage Parlor Reports

**Erokejs** · 02-07-09 13:08

Originally Posted by Momo Epez

But cut him some slack. He just received a bbbjcim! He must have been in 7th heaven. Great reportby the way. This lady will Ms popular for a while.

Big Bobby is right though. No need to over tip.

Ok Big Bobby, I didn't think I was over tipping for what I got and the talent level. But hey, I'm part of the local 69 Mongers Union and as a good dues paying union brother, I will be happy to fall in line. Why dont' you set the rates for us here in the Monger's Union and I'm down for sticking to them.

**Momo Epez** · 02-07-09 12:56

Originally Posted by Dan Wesson

TOFTT at Spa B this week. In the quest for even better talent, I went with a blind booking of Stephanie (again, the name sounded promising). Not to be critical, but she was a little heavy and looked like a stern librarian, probably mid 20's. But what the hell, she may surprise me. Get to the room, I see the face cradle in the table and she tells me to get undressed and under the sheets. Now I know I am doomed.

She gave a classic Swedish massage and had me draped like a sausage. She would appear to be a recent massage grad. She did not respond to my hints in the least. To be fair, she gave a good massage.

Now, the thing that puzzles me is that there are obviously girls there that do extras and those that definitely do not. How do they react to this? It's like matter and anti-matter in the same location...could cause a big explosion some day!

Anyway, add her to your do not call list, unless you just want a massage.

Both Spas are legit and have clients who go there for the full Spa treatment. So I am sure the front people know who to assign when a fellow monger checks in. Maybe Stephanie is so new that she has not been categorized by management yet.

How many times have you heard mongers say when asking for a specific girl, " she's on vacation, but so and so is here and she often handles so and sos clients" Thats code for she also gives HR.

Maybe I am out my mind and they might not be that organized. But my guess is that because you didi not ask for a specific person, you did not get the wink wink, nod nod ,say no more treatment.

**Erokejs** · 02-07-09 12:46

Went to Essential yesterday before lunch. Asked for Carla, but she was not in. Was told they had a new girl named Vanessa, so I booked with her. .6 door fee. Waited around for about 15min then was led to a tiny room. Decent looking therapist a little chunky but nice face=7, body=6. Both the owner and therapist speak little english. The owner came in half way through to help out. Massage=5 for about 20min it was a 4 hand massage. The owner left and then the flip. So, so HR, I asked for the owner to come back to take care of me, because that Vanessa girl had some kinda weird twitching thing going on. It was like she had turrets syndrome or something without the swearing. I got real nervous with her hands on the frank and beans with all that twitching going on. So much so, that I couldn't concentrate and had to relieve her of her duties. The owner came in and finished me off. Tip=.4, HE=6.

After Essential, decided to book a trip out west to visit Leeza. Reviews and $ were as described in previous reports along with the free trip on the 5th visit. I chose to start face down but told her to only massage from my lower back to my mid thigh. She laughed and said ok. Great job, with lots of teasing. After a while the flip and some more cock workship. Eventually, I let her know I was ready and she finished the release. Overall HR=9. She asked if I wanted to rest up and go for round two. I had already been there for at least 45min. i told her if she was down for it, I would be happy to try, but wasn't sure I could do it quickly. She just smiled and proceeded with some light touching and got me ready to go again. This time, she asked me to get on the table on all 4s. She then proceeded perform the HR from behind while I was on all 4s like she was milking a cow. She grabbed some paper towels and put them underneath me. Wow, talk about a great explosion from that position. There wasn't a lot of room to be on all 4s and I thought after that release I was going to pass out and fall off the table. It took me a few minutes to recover. She cleaned me up and off I went. Total damage 1.5. I checked my phone when I left and was there for an 1hr 20min but was only charged for the hour.

**Dan Wesson** · 02-07-09 11:46

TOFTT at Spa B this week. In the quest for even better talent, I went with a blind booking of Stephanie (again, the name sounded promising). Not to be critical, but she was a little heavy and looked like a stern librarian, probably mid 20's. But what the hell, she may surprise me. Get to the room, I see the face cradle in the table and she tells me to get undressed and under the sheets. Now I know I am doomed.

She gave a classic Swedish massage and had me draped like a sausage. She would appear to be a recent massage grad. She did not respond to my hints in the least. To be fair, she gave a good massage.

Now, the thing that puzzles me is that there are obviously girls there that do extras and those that definitely do not. How do they react to this? It's like matter and anti-matter in the same location...could cause a big explosion some day!

Anyway, add her to your do not call list, unless you just want a massage.

**Dan Wesson** · 02-07-09 11:39

Just a little extra info, I would classify Rio as a BBW. A little more than chubby, but a pretty face and a great attitude. She is from Brazil. And she does give an awesome HJ. I thought I was gonna be a little turned off, but she got me to pop in no time due to skill and enthusiasm.

Originally Posted by Crayoc

In comes Rio and she is ok looking, short a little chubby and puerto Rican I beleive. So asked me if I wanted to shower first and I obliged. After the shower I get on the table with nothing over me and spread the legs.

**Wetseeker** · 02-07-09 11:33

Originally Posted by Jimmy Pratt

Don't care what all of you say. For me a good HE usually gives me a good piss about an hour after. No burning, just another little aftershock.

If I ever start getting a burning sensation or a swollen prostate, I may have to just cut the damn thing off. Would save me money in the long run!

JP

Sometimes you will find that the oil used will sometimes get into your johnson and cause some minor irritation. This should go away in a day or so. If it doesn't go to a doctor. You could have something totally unrelated like a prostate infection or an STD. I have never heard of an STD being transmitted from a HJ though. If you are over 40 you are more prone to prostate infections which start out as irritation, frequent urination and it becomes uncomfortable to sit. If you haven't had sex with your significant other since you did the dirty deed, you can use the prostrate infection excuse.

You can get chlamydia, herpes and some forms of gonnorhea from a BBBJ. This is why I never let a provider cover my shaft with her mouth until the raincoat is on. I learned the hard way many years ago. A provider started out with a BBBJ for less than about 30 seconds before slipping the condom on. I got chlamydia from it. Within about 24 hours I had that mild burning. This was years ago and I am clean now. Antibiotics can do wonders, especially if caught early enough.

Enough of this public service

Wet

**Momo Epez** · 02-07-09 10:02

But cut him some slack. He just received a bbbjcim! He must have been in 7th heaven. Great reportby the way. This lady will Ms popular for a while.

Big Bobby is right though. No need to over tip.

Originally Posted by Big Bobby35

Great job raising the rate on the rest of us. From now on you can expect to be labeled money bags and sucker. Remember boys less of us are going to see them. Hence you can control the market. Was in 4 places over the last 2weeks and ALL said they were DEAD!

Sorry one of those days.

**Member #4332** · 02-07-09 09:32

Is there a trick to getting multiple pops at angels, from either angel or amy. I've been there a lot and they actually recognize me now so I'd like to try for a little more from now on.

**Boston Ampfan** · 02-07-09 09:28

Fellow Mongers,

I thought you would be amused by this CL posting from last night.

We all know Asian ladies look 10 years younger than their actual ages--maybe this fellow thinks we've just discovered that. Or is he saying older ones are worthwhile because they wear plenty of make up and look good?

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Hi, Dirty man! When you FS & HE In the Asian places. Do you know how (Older they? MA)

Reply to: serv-1024153476@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-06, 8:23PM EST

When You did dirty things with your Asian girls. How older are they? To roar with laughter. They are late 30, 40, 50 older. The Dullard!! Who younger? Your brag. When do you do before. Please chech ID and see clearly will by nice. Wow! Really mistake. No problems. They are showing good and make up as like younger. it same worthy of spend money.

**Sunny Inbroc** · 02-07-09 01:06

[QUOTE=Stressed Out]

Originally Posted by Erokejs

In comes the therapist. Sounds nice, but I am faced down, so all I could see is from knees down. The seem a little chunky, but what the hell. She asked if I wanted hard or soft, I went with hard. Hands were rough, but massage was decent.

On the flip, she begins to talk. Great attitude, a little chunky, but very pretty face. She was Thai, but I never got her name. Anyway, so far, it's not going anywhere. Then she rubs closer and brushes the horn o' plenty and says just let me know if that's too close. I said the closer the better and off we went. Great HR, lots of attention Pablo and Sanchez. I asked what else is on the menu. She says there is no menu and proceeds to bbbjcim. She cleans me up and I get dressed. I tip .8. She say next time, she wants to see how I use it. Looks like more is available.

Attitude-9
Massage-6
Looks-(face 7.5) (body 6)
HE-8

Gotta help us out here! Think! This sounds like a great visit. If the name doesn't come to you how about a good description so we can try and figure out who she is. Thanks SO

**Jimmy Pratt** · 02-06-09 20:56

Originally Posted by Boston Ampfan

I am not a doctor, but I Googled this. The burning can be caused by your prostate, which may be inflamed a bit after a good workout!

Don't care what all of you say. For me a good HE usually gives me a good piss about an hour after. No burning, just another little aftershock.

If I ever start getting a burning sensation or a swollen prostate, I may have to just cut the damn thing off. Would save me money in the long run!

JP

**Member #4772** · 02-06-09 20:47

Originally Posted by Stressed Out

I too have been intrigued by the silent session ad and site. I've been meaning to try but have held off hoping someone would mention that they have been. with visits at a minimum lately due to the state of the economy I've been trying to not venture out too much to uncharted territory. let me know if you hear of TOFF. SO

If I'm not mistaken a while back she got a bad review on TBD.

**Boston Ampfan** · 02-06-09 20:30

I am not a doctor, but I Googled this. The burning can be caused by your prostate, which may be inflamed a bit after a good workout!

Originally Posted by ARegularGuy

For what its worth, if I pee after any rigorous, explosive or lengthy sex, my first and maybe my second pee burns, and the burning lingers fro a time....if I hold off for an hour or better after ejaculating, the sensation is significantly diminished. I don't think its anything unusual, especially for men over 40.

My solution? Pee before and NOT after.

ARG

**Boston Ampfan** · 02-06-09 20:21

In my experience, massage 'house fees' are typically up to $1 per minute. When I have an outstanding 'regular' massage, I am prepared to tip. 1.. 2, but certainly not more.

Originally Posted by ARegularGuy

The 60-100 paid as a door fee is, in my view, always with the expectation of some sort of happiness to come for which I gladly tip. But, without the expectation of a HE or FS bonus, the going rates are way under 90! I've had a "best ever" theraputic massage from a LMT for as little as 30 and never ever more than than 50.

Anyone else with me on this?

ARG

**Steven1234** · 02-06-09 20:02

Trip 2.

This time I got the name, Gina. She's Portuguese about 5'5" about 120lbs. Nice body, nice ass. She seems really nice before the massage and after. Really friendly with a positive attitude. During the massage, she acts really weird. Maybe she thought I was LE, who knows. She asked if I had been before and I said yes. (I did get the 1.2 deal for 2 and had already used one, so I would have thought she got the word.) Anyhow, the massage was good. On the flip, more massage, but soon went for the goods with no coaxing. She hopped on the table and lifted up her shirt. Nice rack, small say 34b, but perky and nice just about perfect for my tastes. She gets down and then down with the pants. Nicely shaved with a small love trail. Great ass. Allows roaming, but no fingering. She also stick her tits in my mouth for a tasting. Which was nice. HE was ok. Again, she wouldn't talk too much, she kinda kept her eyes shut, really weird, because as soon as it ended she was back to being her happy energetic self. If I wasn't a pretty good looking guy, I think she would have given me a complex. She offered me the shower and thanked me on the way out.

Attitude-(8 before, 5 during, 7 after)
(Couldn't think of how to rate her on this one other than to give her a rating as F'd up as she was)
Massage-6
Looks-(face 7) (body 8.5)
HE-7[/QUOTE]Gina is a wierd girl. I saw her at the Norwood location (Spa B). I think she has some mental issures of doesn't know how to deal with her job. I think she is disconnecting with you during the HE because she has issues doing it. I perfer a provider who is mentally there the whole time.

I think the other massage girl who is Tai is named Akia. She will do many extra services according to another monger. I love BBBJCIM.

Steve