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06-29-26 15:38 #1513Senior Member

Posts: 47Another Happy Review
Never been here before. Saw the recent posts, was texted photos, and thought I'd give it a shot.
Bathroom stuff. They have a shower head attached to the pipes near the toilet. I'm inclined to think the poster saw the provider using the shower head while she sat on the toilet. Either way, this is one of the more dirty looking AMPs I've been to.
Lineup received and given details:
Lucky: 23 yo, 38 c, 5'1".
Domi: 24 yo, 36 c, 98 lbs.
Mia: 23 yo, 38 d, 98 lb.
I went in wanting Mia, but she was finishing up with someone else. Domi lead me to the room and she looked good.
Lucky came in for the two girl upsell. She looks like an Asian version of a Latina **** with 90's vibes. Skinny painted eyebrows where she always looks surprised. Hair pulled back. Hoop earrings. Her style aside, I didn't find her face attractive and her body didn't makeup for the face.
Back to Domi. Hair at least below shoulders. Skinny, but soft skin and some very little meat. Good combo of skinny, but some cushion so she's not a total spinner. Nice size fake tits. Attractive face. Slutty school girl skirt, skinny legs.
50 HHR, gave her 60 and she came back without change. Ok, let's get to it. I gave her 130 and she asked for 20 more for FS and BBBJ. I asked for my 10 in change and she pretended to not understand. Stood my ground at 130.
BJ was decent. No teeth. Nice suction. Good use of lips. I'm magnum sized and she didn't get too deep. It's an AMP, so no sloppy BJ with spit.
She's got a trimmed Bush. Not my thing. She's been gapped.
Mechanical service, though she could take a decent pounding from me.
Lfk.
I brought my own rubbers and once I came she jumped off immediately. I also had to take the condom wrapper with me, but she took the rubber.
Would not repeat.
Do not recommend.
Been to butterfly ince and recommend that over Happy. Have used the vipwix / sugarasianflorist sites and recommend those over happy.
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06-28-26 19:46 #1512Regular Member

Posts: 26Same
Oh thank fuking god I am not the only one with this issue, I mean I know most of the AMP stuff are YMMV or w / e but come on, some of the reviews are certainly not matching the face. I guess if gas prices isn't as high as it is right now, I done plenty of in and out 2 minutes after I saw what I saw.
Originally Posted by Emac0917
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06-27-26 16:24 #1511Shill account ignore all posts

Posts: 64Lucy on a Break + Any Intel on Jenny at Happy?
Last I heard Lucy was taking some time off. I know a few girls who take a month or two off in Spring or Summer, so I assume that's the case here.
Originally Posted by Chaannel
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Out of curiosity I checked the Happy lineup. No Lucy, but Jenny sounds really interesting. Has anyone tried Jenny at Happy before?
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06-26-26 17:57 #1510Regular Member

Posts: 3Where is Lucy working currently?
Does anyone know where Lucy is working currently?
Originally Posted by Lefty2887
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06-24-26 16:51 #1509Shill account ignore all posts

Posts: 46Mandy
Mandy is hot, and GFE. I have been doing her for two months now and its been like a dream. She takes her time, clean shaved, awesome body and service. She is a bit far now in Santa Clarita but definitely worth the drive.
Originally Posted by Emac0917
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06-23-26 14:15 #1508Regular Member

Posts: 5I find Lisa quite attractive as she is my type, Anna less so but her personality makes up for it. Lisa's massage really focuses on the inner thigh and she rubs my bottom quite often and and well. I feel like she's awfully close to Jr. But she doesn't touch it. I haven't inquired her for a HJ or any extras, but maybe I will next time I go.
Originally Posted by Cyber04
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06-22-26 21:16 #1507Senior Member

Posts: 258Hmm
Are you 100 percent she wasn't on the toilet but using one of those small plastic bucket-bidets, filled with tap water? A lot of girls do this when they don't have a shower- fill it up with tap and take it to the toilet and put it beneath and splash the (tap) water multiple times to wash and rinse and drain in the toilet, without splashing the floor.
Originally Posted by Emac0917
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I can't imagine any provider would really use toilet water, and run that risk. Its quite an accusation.
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06-22-26 17:59 #1506Regular Member

Posts: 22Is Butterfly Open?
Drove by today and noticed the parking lot gate was closed. Didn't have time to stop to confirm but thought it was odd for 2 pm on a Monday.
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06-22-26 17:55 #1505Regular Member

Posts: 3Clear eyes
You think the same thing isn't happening at other MPs? You just saw the sausage getting made and you're grossed out by it now. You can pay $340/ H with a kgirl and get exceptional quality and treatment or you can pay $200/ HH and get everything at a Chinese MP. There's definitely some hype happening, but let's be real about the activities you're engaging in and what that comes with. You're not checking into a hotel.
Originally Posted by Essun66
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06-22-26 13:48 #1504Regular Member

Posts: 6Legit massage.
Nothing wrong with a good massage with a massuse who won't cut your time by 10 min to ask if you want a HJ.
Originally Posted by Rvillegas123
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What made it erotic? Were Lisa and Anna hot?
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06-22-26 13:29 #1503Senior Member

Posts: 46That is straight up vile shit, brother. I left my long essay of a reply for the same reason. There seems to be a lot of hype with these girls but it seems to be all talk from the newer people that are coming in.
Originally Posted by Emac0917
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06-21-26 21:31 #1502Regular Member

Posts: 4Not Happy
I've been a long time lurker in the SGV, OC, and Pas massage forums. Have had plenty of f*g amazing experiences, and plenty of bad experiences, and a ton of let downs as well because of vague posting.
With that being said I've been to Happy, and been serviced there, maybe 4 times. Been there plenty of more to see the talent people talk about and have been let down those times. I'm mid 20's so when people hype up a "young"(mid20's) girl I get excited.
Anyways. The last time I've been serviced at Happy, they led me to the restroom to wash my hands and I walked in on the girl that serviced me splashing her poon with the toilet water to clean herself. DISGUSTING. I was genuinely terrified and completely shocked. I couldn't believe that was who I got serviced by (to be honest it's been a while so I forgot the name, but definitely this year).
But yea I've never been back since then. Butterfly is a cool spot. Stella gave me an amazing time and her looks were decent enough pounded TF out of her.
There was a Mandy a few months back at Butterfly as well (not the recent Mandy from Happy. I checked to see if it was her) and she was so damn gorgeous I regretted passing on her. Because I never found her again:/ oh well!
But yea, happy I can finally share some experiences.
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06-21-26 21:23 #1501Senior Member

Posts: 158Blue
Never had a good time at anything Blue in the city.
This one wasn't even worth going back for a good real massage. Place was nice, she was nice, but at least last year low experience. She said she's there 4 days a week. Two others split the time with her.
Originally Posted by Rvillegas123
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06-21-26 21:19 #1500Senior Member

Posts: 158LakeA
Just took a cruise to see what's up on noLake tonight. Brand new spa south of HealthSpa, literally 5 doors down. Not sure what's up there, anyone seen or checked it out?
Health is a sure thing at what I've been able to negotiate as lowest in the area. Not the hottest masseuses but each knows you!
A few here got me thinking about table showers, but never seen or heard of real one in the city.
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06-20-26 18:40 #1499Regular Member

Posts: 5Blue Sky
Anyone have any info on the Blue Sky Massage on foothill? I've been there a few times and I was hoping they'd offer some form of service but I'm not sure if they actually do that. I've had sessions with Lisa and Anna, and their massages are erotic but nothing more for now. If they don't offer service then hey, at least it's a good massage.












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