Strip Club Reports

[Justthetip586]

Daytime guy here but looking for a small girl. Not a fan of a big girl but small spinner on day? TX in advance.

MichiganMan686,

LS.

Mandie- it's been over a year since I took her downstairs but she was well worth the trip. 10/10, really got into the session. I would repeat if she came down from 4 $.

Bts.

Summer- most recent. Really nice girl, body 10/10 early to mid 20's, excellent experience, top three all time for me. Will repeat on site EVERY time I see her.

Devon- not quite a "spinner" but very nice body 9/10 , mid 20's excellent experience, definite repeat if and when I see her.

Demonic- 30's, 10/10 body. Excellent experience, I will not see her again for personal reasons, but she was definitely one of the best I have had. DM for more info.

Silver Criket.

Sabrina-Been a few years. 30's. Excellent experience. But she stays busy. She is not there often when I go in but I would take her back in absence of anything exceptional in SC.

If you decide to venture out for night shift, I have a few more suggestions.

DM for more info if you like.

[Marelobo Mex]

I have been to the Criket 3-4 times, and in all but 1 time, I just have a couple of beers and leave because none of the women are attractive and fit enough for my standards. The only woman I've ever taken to the back there was Criket Dream, otherwise, I've never seen anyone there that was to the level I'd hook up with. I entirely agree with you. The lack of fit women there is a big problem, as is the lack of variety (I'm black and like black women, but if I'm doing this, I'd still like a variety to choose from).

BM,

I am totally with you. I don't judge Criket or the girls negatively. There is a type of girl who is the typical Criket girl and there is a market for those girls, and apparently many guys who do seek out or find them attractive. I once had a monger tell me he gets so nervous with a beautiful girl he can't perform, but with an average girl he enjoys going to pound town. Peace to each is own and if Criket's business model didn't work they would change it.

For guys like you are me, that means there is limited selection. I am super picky anyway, so even in clubs people claim to have many beautiful girls there are often only select few I am interested in.

I would say keep trying Criket I have done over 100 sessions there, and my 5 girls love when I come in, as they know I pretty much only have eyes for them.

Some times I just really want a black girl. I had a period of time a few years back where I strung a series of black girls together. Another monger asked me if I only like black girls, and I assured him I like all kinds of fit girls.

MM.

[WinterKnight]

Daytime guy here but looking for a small girl. Not a fan of a big girl but small spinner on day? TX in advance.

Smallest I have had on days are:

BT's: Demonic, LeeLee, Gypsy (but she's not likely coming back).

SC: Taylor.

Bogart's: Nova, Pam.

[Electronman]

Daytime guy here but looking for a small girl. Not a fan of a big girl but small spinner on day? TX in advance.

You might check out Nicki at Landing Strip. She is petite, maybe just over 5 feet and probably 100 pounds. I've seen her early on the evening shift at LS.

[MichiganMan686]

Daytime guy here but looking for a small girl. Not a fan of a big girl but small spinner on day? TX in advance.

[BrandoM]

HB,

You are not missing anything.

I like Criket but the talent is usually not to my liking.

My best experiences at Criket were 5 girls that I met at other clubs and followed them there. I have done many sessions, but always with the same limited pool of girls. The other strategy I have used is to start at BTs and if I get a session done early and don't see any other choices, then I ride over to Criket knowing if I don't get a session there I already had one good session on that night.

Once the 8 mile clubs stopped doing VIPs, then I added Criket to my rotation and I know most nights I won't get a girl there. I usually go there as my second or third club that I am checking.

I have met 3 girls there who put in the maybe category of the experience was ok, but I would prefer to try other girls before repeating.

Most of my Criket experiences, roughly 20 times, I have tried a girl and did not like her and won't repeat with her.

My biggest issues is that I prefer fit girls (Criket has an abundance of overweight girls. Peace to the mongers who like that), I would prefer younger girls which typically relates to fitter girls. I have been there where most girls appeared over 30. Finally the ethnicity changes with Black, white, cuban girls, but many nights it is 80% black girls. I like black girls just fine, but I would prefer the ratio be more like 50% black girls.

MM.

I have been to the Criket 3-4 times, and in all but 1 time, I just have a couple of beers and leave because none of the women are attractive and fit enough for my standards. The only woman I've ever taken to the back there was Criket Dream, otherwise, I've never seen anyone there that was to the level I'd hook up with. I entirely agree with you. The lack of fit women there is a big problem, as is the lack of variety (I'm black and like black women, but if I'm doing this, I'd still like a variety to choose from).

[Marelobo Mex]

I want to like the Cricket but I just don't feel it. The place is nice, no smoke, no cover during the day and free parking. All that is great. I went on Thursday during the day only stayed for one beer, those seats at the table by the stage are so uncomfortable. The reason I only stayed for one beer was because the service was so bad, that I just gave up on ordering another one. I was not impressed with the talent, Brittany and Gigi were two of the names I remember. Overall not a great Thursday at the cricket, I want to like this place but so far it's not happening. Am I missing something or is there a better day to go?

HB,

You are not missing anything.

I like Criket but the talent is usually not to my liking.

My best experiences at Criket were 5 girls that I met at other clubs and followed them there. I have done many sessions, but always with the same limited pool of girls. The other strategy I have used is to start at BTs and if I get a session done early and don't see any other choices, then I ride over to Criket knowing if I don't get a session there I already had one good session on that night.

Once the 8 mile clubs stopped doing VIPs, then I added Criket to my rotation and I know most nights I won't get a girl there. I usually go there as my second or third club that I am checking.

I have met 3 girls there who put in the maybe category of the experience was ok, but I would prefer to try other girls before repeating.

Most of my Criket experiences, roughly 20 times, I have tried a girl and did not like her and won't repeat with her.

My biggest issues is that I prefer fit girls (Criket has an abundance of overweight girls. Peace to the mongers who like that), I would prefer younger girls which typically relates to fitter girls. I have been there where most girls appeared over 30. Finally the ethnicity changes with Black, white, cuban girls, but many nights it is 80% black girls. I like black girls just fine, but I would prefer the ratio be more like 50% black girls.

MM.

[Mrfuntime69]

I want to like the Cricket but I just don't feel it. The place is nice, no smoke, no cover during the day and free parking. All that is great. I went on Thursday during the day only stayed for one beer, those seats at the table by the stage are so uncomfortable. The reason I only stayed for one beer was because the service was so bad, that I just gave up on ordering another one. I was not impressed with the talent, Brittany and Gigi were two of the names I remember. Overall not a great Thursday at the cricket, I want to like this place but so far it's not happening. Am I missing something or is there a better day to go?

I like the cricket during daytime and early evening. The VIP is way more comfortable than henrys or bogarts especially if you get the one next to the bouncer the Room is big enough for 3 some no problem. Last time I was offeted that was at henrys and I laughed and said how do you think we all would fit. And I have found the girls will take the same amount of money. Plus I like being able to order food. I am not a big drinker and it gives me more time with out having to buy more drinks. The tallent does vary but I had many good secessions with Elizbeth (red head with elephant tatto) when she was there. I met Tracey Blond older when she was there and pre having a kid. ! Have seen both ended up at bogarts after time and age changed there looks. Almost all my experiences at cricket have been postive.

[Incognito1234]

So, I got myself together (at least physically) and ventured out to see who I could get into. I'd previously decided that I was going to take the Henry's → Bogart's → Criket route, hoping to find joy and happiness along the way.

After getting to Henry's, I immediately noticed how dead it was. Among those working were Nicole and either Paradise or Pressure. I'd estimate there were only seven or eight dancers there. Unfortunately, there was no Selena, no Yesna, and no Sunflower. With that, I quickly decided that my time at Henry's had come to an end and eased on down the road to Bogart's.

Once I got to Bogart's, I noticed that while it was nowhere near as dead as Henry's, it wasn't exactly crazy busy either. Among those working were Sandra and Samantha, but no Lynn or Pixie.

I spent most of my time drinking wine and talking with the waitress. When I asked about Lynn, she told me that Lynn hadn't come in because she was feeling sick. Sandra stopped by long enough to offer her services, but there was a dealbreaker, so off she went.

After surveying the room a bit more, I noticed Samantha talking with a guy at another table. Her back was turned to me, but when she got up to head upstairs, she saw me. We smiled and acknowledged each other as she passed.

I'd considered waiting for her, but then I figured it might be quite a while. With that, I decided it was time to move on to the next tourist destination.

The Criket was only moderately busy, but not enough so to make finding a seat difficult. There were a few guys around, and I'd estimate there were twenty to twenty-five dancers working, including Kitty, Cassandra, and Alicia. No Angel.

Angel is the popular bleached blonde from Flint who I've written about recently. She's very attractive, and I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to go back with her. Still, the odds of that happening are probably somewhere between slim and none, given both her mixed performance reviews and her $300 price point.

I was enjoying the stage show, but it was very cold at the table. Apparently, I was right under a vent. So, before I froze anything important off, I moved over to a booth.

Initially, I didn't see Cassandra or hear the DJ call her name to the stage, so I assumed she wasn't there.

Shortly thereafter, Alicia came over and sat with me. I'm going to call her Alicia because I think that's what she said her stage name was. She told me her real name, which I remember, but I'm a little hazy on the stage name.

Alicia is about 5'4", with dark, wavy hair and an average build. She wears glasses and has numerous tattoos. She told me she'd been working there for a number of years.

We talked briefly before the door man came over and asked if I was planning to sit in the booth because, if so, there would be a $20 charge. I told him that I'd move. It was still day shift, the club wasn't particularly busy, and I didn't know that there was a booth charge during the day. So, Alicia and I set off in search of a warmer table, and I'm happy to report that no further frostbite concerns were encountered.

Not long after our conversation began, Alicia was called to the stage. While she was up there, another dancer, Kitty, stopped by and asked if I was waiting on anyone. I pointed toward the stage and then told Kitty to have a seat.

Kitty is very pretty, with an olive complexion and straight black hair that falls to her collarbones. She has numerous tattoos and looked tall to me. Without her heels, I'd guess she was about 5'9". She's thicker through the hips and ass, although I don't know that I'd go so far as to describe her as a BBW.

She was very friendly and engaging. Initially, I thought she might be Arabic or Hispanic, so I asked her. She said she gets that a lot, but she's actually a French-Canadian mix. I asked about her tattoos as well.

I like tattoos because they tell a story about the person wearing them. You can learn a lot about someone by asking questions like, "What does this one mean? "What made you get that one? or "Are you planning to get more?

I've always heard that the foot is one of the most painful places to get a tattoo. Kitty told me that the tattoo covering her foot and calf took about five hours to complete because they had to keep stopping due to the pain.

As a side note, if I ever run into a woman with "Prison Princess" tattooed on her, I'm going to have to brace myself for a VERY interesting story.

In the course of our conversation, Kitty told me that she also worked at FC and BT's. When she mentioned FC, I told her that I didn't go there because of the valet and because I'd heard that all of the dancers had GPS. She seemed genuinely puzzled by the term, and when I explained what it meant, she found it very funny. I told her they must think it's lined with gold over there and while some guys might pay $300-$400, I wasn't one of them.

Shortly thereafter, she said, "Excuse me a minute," and it looked like she went to talk to the VIP guy. A few minutes later, I saw her sitting at the bar talking to another guy.

Quite honestly, I don't think she left because of any negative interaction. I think she left as a courtesy to the other dancer who'd been sitting with me and was about to get off stage.

I truly enjoyed Kitty's company and look forward to seeing her again in the future. Ideally, she's very negotiable and would agree to a reasonable price because I'd really like to see those tattoos from a variety of angles in the back as well.

After she got off stage, Alicia came back over and sat with me. We talked for a bit, and negotiations to go back were easy and hassle free. Right after we'd made the deal, Cassandra showed up seemingly out of nowhere and started talking to Alicia. I don't think Cassandra noticed me sitting there at first.

I asked Cassandra if she'd read anything good lately. She said that she had but that she'd been off since last Friday, taking care of some things. Alicia became involved in the review conversation as well, and Cassandra told her that she didn't care what I wrote; she just wanted her name out there. Well, since that's the case, I guess I'll know whose number to start writing on the bathroom walls.

Quite honestly, if I hadn't just concluded a deal with Alicia, I would've tried to work something out with Cassandra. I liked Alicia and was obviously interested enough to make a deal with her, but I couldn't be rude and back out after we'd agreed to it. So, I'm going to have to wait for another day to separate Cassandra from her clothing.

After Alicia and I went back to the VIP, she chose a room with a very long leather bench seat, and surprisingly, there was actually some room to maneuver. Compared to Henry's backrooms, it felt like we were in the Penthouse Suite of a fine hotel.

Alicia had very little to remove, and I enjoyed seeing her naked body. Her pussy is so perfectly smooth that I'm guessing she either gets it waxed regularly or has had laser hair removal.

Needless to say, after a bit of head to warm up, I was happy to have her turn around into doggie style so I could get into it. She had the perfect touch on my balls, and it felt wonderful, although I was having a bit of trouble getting over the finish line again. So, she turned back around, sat down, and helped me get there.

There's a good chance I'll be seeing Alicia again in the future.

Overall, I'd say it was a pretty good day.

[Lurker1988]

I want to like the Cricket but I just don't feel it. The place is nice, no smoke, no cover during the day and free parking. All that is great. I went on Thursday during the day only stayed for one beer, those seats at the table by the stage are so uncomfortable. The reason I only stayed for one beer was because the service was so bad, that I just gave up on ordering another one. I was not impressed with the talent, Brittany and Gigi were two of the names I remember. Overall not a great Thursday at the cricket, I want to like this place but so far it's not happening. Am I missing something or is there a better day to go?

I mean yeah I go to the strip club for the strippers and if I want some comfortable seats I stay home in my patio, for great service I go downtown like grey ghost or some fancy restaurant.

[JackOfClubs]

I want to like the Cricket but I just don't feel it. The place is nice, no smoke, no cover during the day and free parking. All that is great. I went on Thursday during the day only stayed for one beer, those seats at the table by the stage are so uncomfortable. The reason I only stayed for one beer was because the service was so bad, that I just gave up on ordering another one. I was not impressed with the talent, Brittany and Gigi were two of the names I remember. Overall not a great Thursday at the cricket, I want to like this place but so far it's not happening. Am I missing something or is there a better day to go?

I think SC is great but it is always hit or miss whether it's going to be a good day or not. The old saying especially applies to a strippers schedule is that "the only thing certain is nothing is certain".

The great thing about SC is that even if it is a bad day that day you still have two other dive bars not too far away with only a $5 cover charge.in addition to the FC with no daytime cover ($8 valet)

[HumphreyB]

I want to like the Cricket but I just don't feel it. The place is nice, no smoke, no cover during the day and free parking. All that is great. I went on Thursday during the day only stayed for one beer, those seats at the table by the stage are so uncomfortable. The reason I only stayed for one beer was because the service was so bad, that I just gave up on ordering another one. I was not impressed with the talent, Brittany and Gigi were two of the names I remember. Overall not a great Thursday at the cricket, I want to like this place but so far it's not happening. Am I missing something or is there a better day to go?

[Pinhead Larry]

Planning a visit in late July. Not new to strip clubs in general, just not familiar with the Detroit ones, and they've been hyped up almost too much by envious Chicagoans.

Honestly not looking for FS, just want to put some big ol titties in my mouth. If you've got recommendations for the best places for that, even if I may have to donate a little extra, let me know. In the meantime I'll be looking through the posts here and trying not to mix up Flight Club and Landing Strip.

Should be fairly easy, my friend. Even at non-extra clubs like Legends downtown, you can probably find this without too much trouble.

FC, LS, BT's, and Legends are all solid choices if you want a decent VIP room.

[JLocke]

Damn. I always miss it LOL.

I asked her today and she said she usually works Fridays. Stopped by H8 today, suprised by how empty it was, but was lucky enough to bump into Selena. She really is a great experience, I have to think that she gets quite a bit of the business on quiet days like this.

[PickleJar]

Hey guys,

Just a heads up: If you've been wanting to see Selena and haven't had the chance yet, she texted me a little while ago and said she'll be at Henry's around 2:00.

Damn. I always miss it LOL.