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06-23-26 08:19 #6868Senior Member

Posts: 294Apple Spa Davie. Dud
Didn't know this place was there until I read the post. I've been to the two places across the street, neither of those are great. Went to Apple on Friday and was greeted by a short slightly troll-like "Candy" with no melons, she said she was busy (lucky me). I went again yesterday at noon and met Mia. She's tall, slim, old and definitely NO MELONS. One of the weakest massages ever. 60 for the house and 60 for a bad handy. The search continues.
Originally Posted by SandyPants1
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06-22-26 18:00 #6867Senior Member

Posts: 89Mimi
Had another great visit with Salacia. She definitely is consistent with the level of effort and the PSE. After very GFE while giving the massage and cute personality while we used translation app to chat.
I saw the website updated, with Lana leaving I am 100% positive I recognize Amy's page. I am just not sure if she was down here or up in Orlando at Meiji. Anyone have any insights on her?
TYIA.
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06-20-26 12:03 #6866Senior Member

Posts: 415Lana
I saw her for the second time and it was very good. She has a beautiful body and is very sensual.
Originally Posted by AlexInF8
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06-19-26 23:44 #6865Senior Member

Posts: 114Mimi Lana
This would be my fifth time with using the Mimi service and I can say that they never disappoint by providing some true 9/10 hotties. The price of admission is a bit higher than the storefront AMP type places, though its all inclusive.
Thanks to my brother's here that offer accurate reviews, I'd made a point to visit Lana tonight. First time having a white Euro type of girl with them too.
Unfortunately, I was her last session before moving away.
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06-19-26 17:49 #6864Senior Member

Posts: 225Couch
Bad knees? That's when you make use of those couches they have in the rooms. Summer is awesomely sweet and cuddly and conversational and those super long nipples are fun to play with. Emma is definitely GFE but a little to cum shy for me while Summer will BBBJCIM. Lucky is still my fave at the moment but she can be all over the place when she tipsy. Shame Apple isn't there right now. I'm literally in love with that girl.
Originally Posted by SatchBoogie
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06-19-26 14:10 #6863Senior Member

Posts: 225Lili. Corea 88 Revisited
Link to my first review above. Went back to try again like I said. Once again Lili was the only one there but it was dead. Greeted me at the door in a black dress and she is definitely very pretty and playful, with words and actions. Opted for an hour massage. Last time massage lasted all of 5 minutes with a lot of teasing. This time it lasted maybe 20 minutes, again with a lot of teasing. Knee in your crotch, multiple times gently with accidentally stroking your nuts during the massage. Also playful with her words too with sly cock compliments, etc. And speaks really good English too. The massage was pretty good too, even cracked my neck like a chiropractor would. Still, only 20 minutes for an hour massage is one of those things that irks me. So after 20 min flip comes and with all the teasing you're already rock hard. Again with cock compliments and she asks if you're ready to screw, like she's trying to skip the BJ. I counter playfully with compliments on how beautiful her face is (She is pretty) and how I want to see my dick in her mouth. She playfully agrees, but this time an upsell of. 2 for BBBJ. I agree. She gives a good BBBJ but it only lasted about 3 minutes. So either she really wanted to fuck or despite being good at giving head she wants you in and out. Last time the BBBJ came with no upsell but also lasted only about 2 minutes. So onto CFS. Again with the playfulness with her panties on your face. Fun girl. CFS was responsive. I pounded her for just over 50 minutes because shorting me lastime and the short massage this time well this is me, an Asian, and I'm her to get my money woof.
Originally Posted by JDog721
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So between the two visits, pretty playful but definitely uses tricks to get you in and out. Ok service but not for me. Also she got some cooch stank. Not fish tank stank like a dirty crack hoe but just pussy smell like an average casual would. Nothing bad but if you're used to that super fresh perfume pussy smell, well she has a real woman smell.
Take that for what you will.
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06-19-26 11:05 #6862Shill account ignore all posts

Posts: 1289Relaxing spa
Just giving a heads up that the famous thick and curvy Latina looking Chinese Kiki will be a relaxing next month and she has some menu upgrades that Some of you Pervs might enjoy. Currently she is here with us in Orlando but she will be there soon, she likes to wear some super short Daisy Dukes that look great. She's a beast of a fuck as well so be ready and energized because she it hard.
Joey, Angela, and Lala are still there. And for those that haven't tried Joey check out some of my reviews from her when she was in Orlando. She's a blast to fuck as well and super orgasmic. Probably the best head game too!! Sometimes I could just let her suck for 30 min but I wouldn't last that long anyway with her. LOL.
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06-19-26 10:50 #6861Shill account ignore all posts

Posts: 1289Exactly
Yeah it's pretty heavy there as well.
Originally Posted by Jack76
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06-18-26 18:09 #6860Senior Member

Posts: 415Lana
Which is why I said YMMV.
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06-18-26 17:55 #6859Senior Member

Posts: 93Lana has a terrible review on TER.
Originally Posted by Louielouie
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06-18-26 16:32 #6858Senior Member

Posts: 225She left for NY a few weeks ago. Haven't heard anything about her being back.
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06-18-26 15:07 #6857Senior Member

Posts: 89Just to confirm it wasn't an autocorrect Lana or Lina? Lina with the dark hair was reviewed earlier by someone else in the Miami forum. I sent you a message about Lana with the blonde hair.
Originally Posted by SteveB2004
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06-18-26 14:00 #6856Senior Member

Posts: 415Lana
Lana is YMMV, she's similar to the pic but around 30 and from Poland. Solo shower, CBJ but very good and FS which was also good. She speaks good English. I would repeat if she was in Coral Gables.
Originally Posted by SteveB2004
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06-18-26 13:49 #6855Senior Member

Posts: 78Mimi: A New Hope
I just left Salacia. Truthfully I had hoped she'd be a bit more attractive, although she's small and petite she doesn't have the tiny frame of a spinner imo. But as far as the experience itself- I more or less saw God. Went into that apartment a 43 year old boy and walked out a man. The 5 piece McNuggets for entry hurts though so I probably won't repeat. I'm a variety lover anyway.
Originally Posted by JCraigslistK
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Oh yeah and Lana— she's a Latina or am I tripping? Chinese hieroglyphics made me think this was only Asian. If Lana is anything like the pictures she is next on the agenda- prob sooner than I think. Thank you guys again for sharing all of this. I hadn't visited the Massage board in a while and holy hell did this board step up.
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06-18-26 07:20 #6854Senior Member

Posts: 294The Shill Game
I was in Vegas recently and there are so many fake reviews that they have a thread for senior members with a certain amount of posts! As in life, don't believe everything you read!!
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