Massage Parlor Reports

[ShyNine]

It's nice to hear others also enjoying the women at house, feeling their weariness and most importantly wanting to help relieve them of their stressful day.

Ikkyu that was a stellar review with great feeling conveyed. Bravo!

Mmgood kudos for also reminding us of the work these beautiful women put in.

I am always in awe of the performance athleticism and the sheer joy they give when we visit.

We are very fortunate for what Mary has created. How she chooses / recruits the players for the game is incredible. Always all-star talent.

It's great that everyone of us has the desire to try each of the girls for the joy of the experience and to let them know we appreciate their choosing to be here.

Let's keep them around as long as is desired by all parties.

I love hearing the encounters and it reminds me how much I appreciate the shop.

Being away in a wasteland for 3 months now has really shown me, what I knew, how amazing we have it.

I hadn't planned to be posting for awhile but you guys got me so damn excited I had to say bravo! Bravo!

Be safe and keep getting your brains scrambled at the big M.

Shy out.

[DaveDream]

The only thing I don't like about Melody is the location right next to the dance studio. That is why I try to go in the morning or late evening. I went a few times when the studio was packed with cars and saw a few parents taking glances at me as I was walking in or leaving. I wonder how many parents really know what a great TS and massage you can get there?? One time I even walked in real slow like I was having back problems. How stupid is that! LOL.

[DaveDream]

Some of us must have nicer asshole than others. I'm not really into that so when they start it on me, I usually switch to DATY. I could eat a peach or suck on some erect nipples for hours!

Kelly is awesome in all respects, not that anyone's surprised. Only thing I'd add is, she seems to have a fascination for playing with assholes. That being said, I know at
least one or two of you will have something cute to say about it. Feel free.

[DesertJoe12]

It's def a bucket list item. Once you start, it's kinda hard to forget the experience. Treat yourself to an early bday present or just the random mid-week relief. Be safe!

Sounds like a bucket list experience. Elite level girls is correct. I'm envious of you.

[Ikkyu Sojunn]

It seems so difficult to find private time with a keyboard this week, so this report is a week late. Apologies.

So our Lady reached out to me to ask if I was going to make my visit this week, even though she was visiting family overseas. When I told her I would be there around 230, she informed me that I'd be seeing Kelly. I've just read a page full of reviews of this lovely Handmaiden of the House of M, so I'm quite sure that you all have a fair idea of her physicality and I won't waste time describing her. I will say however that I delighted in her body and skin, I could caress her for hours and I like my women a little on the mature side. After spending all this time in the company of these ladies, I like to think I've gained a sense of their ages. Kelly is beautiful and vibrant, but I don't feel some much like I'm robbing the cradle as sometimes happens.

That being said, I think this review will add a little contrast to all the stories of her at her best. Spoilers: she still rocks.

I have explored the time schedule at the House, trying to find the ideal time to visit. Some of you have advocated being there early to be first as an assurance that she is rested. Some prefer being there late, when she is primed and ready for fun. The lunch hours tend to be busy for obvious reasons. After discussing it with Mary, I landed on 2-3 being the ideal time. It's quiet enough and the girls have had time to recover from lunch. Not this time.

Kelly met me at the door and swept me into a room and immediately slipped out. As I watched the cameras I only ever saw One other girl moving around, even though I would later learn they had a full house of five. Kelly returned and took me off to the shower and I could tell Immediately tell, she was Tired. You Horny Bastards had run her ragged with no let up after lunch to recover. The service didn't suffer, it never does at the House of M, but it didn't have that little extra. The shower was great, relaxing and thorough. She checked all the boxes and did it well.

Back in the room, I had that beautiful naked body in my hands, we were trading some saliva in the most delicious manner and I had an epiphany: she's had a hard day, why don't I take over? Besides, I want to find out what kind of noises she makes when she gets Really excited.

I snatched her up in my arms and laid her gently upon the table. I've found that most women's moods are greatly improved when a man physically relocates them, in sexual terms that is. Kelly was no different. A squeal of delight and a little giggle later, this glorious woman lay sprawled and pliant in front of me. I have learned in my years that a woman does not respond to direct action but rather slow, teasing anticipation and, I admit, I love the process. I started at the top and moved down slowly, the so-called pink parts got their due but I focused on the sensual locations, not the sexual ones. Everywhere that you might imagine be sensitive or ticklish got touched, caressed, tasted and nibbled. When I reached her hips, I slowed down even more, circling closer and closer to her happy spot. There is a feature on a woman's body that I have always loved; there is a proud tendon wrapped in muscle that rises from the top of her inner thigh and connects to her hips adjacent to her sex. I cannot help but suck and bite this feature, I did so on Kelly and I got a Real Exclamation of Excitement. Game On.

I dove into her sweetness gently, knowing that she needed to be coaxed out into the party. She made the polite noises of a professional who doesn't wish to offend her companion. I persisted, stroking her magnificent body while my mouth and tongue worked through my familiar patterns to see if I could elicit at genuine response.

There I was, my mouth full of her sweet womanhood and my hands caressing her body when, like a spider on a web, I felt it, a flinch! I pursued. Soon enough I felt more twitches, her hands started to wander like she couldn't figure what to do with them. First grasping the sheets then gently drawing her nails along my forearms then running through my hair, pulling me closer. I knew I was in it when her legs started to move. She started by wrapping them around my head and shoulders, pulling me in, then she spasmed, pushing her sex into my mouth, feet braced on my shoulders for leverage. Three times she writhed and spasmed and finally pushed me away and curled into a ball. I don't know if I scored any goals, but I absolutely got her into the game.

She rose with her eyes sparkling in a way I had not yet seen and demanded that it was her turn to attend me. I've often wondered if our Handmaidens tried to establish an identity with their customers. Oh, she the spicy one, she's the gentle one, kind of like the spice girls, looking for something to distinguish themselves from their sisters. Kelly chose to be the Oral Queen.

Some days, I envy you guys with a little ED. I can't last very long anymore. My days of marathon sex seem to be behind me, yet Kelly attacked me with an expertise that I have never experienced. Most women approach the process as a means to prepare you for the next part but for Kelly it was the reason she showed up. She edged me for longer than we were in the shower for. High intensity, low intensity, peripheral targets, she milked me for as long as she possibly could. When I stopped her because I was getting too close, rather than move to the main event like most girls do, she said, " I'll be more careful" and proceeded to swallow me again. Finally, she told me she was going to Fuck me. She got a condom and, properly, put it on with her mouth, spending another minute sword swallowing, and then did something else new. She mounted me reverse cowgirl. I've experienced this before but not from the Handmaidens and it surprised me. I usually prefer to see a woman's face the first few times I'm with her but no worries. Kelly has generous hips for an Asian and a great ass. The only complaint I had was that after 20 some minutes of oral edging, I lasted no time at all.

I demand a rematch.

Kelly tolerated no assistance with my cleaning and dressing. She also felt that cleaning Mr. Johnson was best done orally. To prove the original point, when I was trying to leave I had to wait for 6 of you horny bastards coming and going to make my escape.

We don't deserve these women. Even at their worst, they show us their best.

Long may She reign.

[MmmGood]

She cares about her business in turn wants us to have a great time or make it right. This is why M has been great and consistent. Even the girl selection and credit to them too. I don't know how the ladies have the drive to be wonderful seductresses and care so much about our satisfaction day to day. Just remember to treat all your ladies right have fun and enjoy the ride. They all deserve a good break to relax. Hopefully the Queen has had some time to rest on vacation.

You hit the nail on head there buddy.

Marry left but not her service to us.

The store is her baby and she's an excellent mother, manager and customer relations expert.

But think of it guys. When you go on vacation do you really want to do any work?

I know Mary will as it's important to her but it would be great if she can get a break from it and recharge.

That's just my 2 cents.

Shy.

[MmmGood]

I had a similar experience. I went in for Kiki and Kelly and they started my TS which was amazing but apparently someone had made an appointment for Kelly and she tagged Mimi in. Personally Kiki is the best service and experienced, Mimi is gorgeous she has my favorite face and the rest of her is perfect. Together they are amazing.

When I read Kiki and Mimi I already knew it would be good for the reasons you said. Kiki gives the best service and works phenomenal in a team setting. I find mimi gorgeous and she has some skills I like repeating with her. I immediately thought how would two top performers in Kiki and Kelly work together both sexy and both a good amount of freaky. I hope some gets to have fun with both and talks about this duo.

[RxStudent44]

Not sure why it took me forever to get the 4 hand massage from these two.

Both are elite girls and you can't miss going with them.

Started with a massage and having that extra pair of hands adds to the relaxation. Good pressure and better bodies to play with.

The girls focus on cleanliness and it's not like porn. If you're going to go on one pussy and want to go onto the next, they'll clean you up and put on a new cover.

I knew I wanted Kiki for the BBBJ and have Mimi do all the GFE goodies while being worked on. Mimi had the nice nipples you can suck on for days and a nice clean shaved snatch to sit on your face. Kiki did her magic and rim job, which was lovely.

Mimi was first, started with doggy and ACG. Nice juicy ass and grinds very well. Soft skin, sexy body, and amazing moves.

Kiki was next, did her in doggy and then standing mish. She pulled her legs up and let me enter! I told her I was going to cum and she gripped me harder. We were both tired and sweaty at the end of the session. You got to pace yourself to make it to the end!

When you're having your fun with one girl, the other is either kissing you or you're licking something tasty. They'll fondle the balls and run their hands over your body. It's a grand slam picking these two girls for me.

Loved that it wasn't busy and I was finally able to spend time with both of them without interruption! They don't rush you and give the best customer service possible!

Do your civic duty and pay them a visit!

I had a similar experience. I went in for Kiki and Kelly and they started my TS which was amazing but apparently someone had made an appointment for Kelly and she tagged Mimi in. Personally Kiki is the best service and experienced, Mimi is gorgeous she has my favorite face and the rest of her is perfect. Together they are amazing.

[ShyNine]

Loving seeing some reviews again.

It helps me keep my sanity while away in a wasteland. LOL.

I hope some of these fine women are still around if I return in July sometime. Sounds like amazing times.

But then when are we not having amazing times at the house.

Cheers gents.

Shy.

[AzHeadHunter]

Back at the house of M to see Kelly. She has it all, attractive face, banging body, nice mm C cups, tight shaved kitty and sexy demeanor. Around 5'3" 110 lbs. Kelly knows she looks good. Far from timid and full of energy she had me on my back before I knew it.

Kelly started by rubbing her breasts all over me. Making sure to tap my swollen manhood on each one. She then handled the balls ever so lovingly with her mouth. Teasing and sucking gently and taking her time. Probably the best I've experienced. When it came time for the BJ she moaned and slurped like no other. She drove me crazy.

I couldn't take it anymore. Had her lay down and returned the favor. Made sure to admire her pretty little pussy before having a taste. Hands holding her tits while my tongue went to work. Kelly was all in, gripping the sheets and loudly expressing her approval.

Protection was applied and I slowly made my entrance. Kelly is a sex machine and we ran thru all the usual positions before finishing in her mouth while she cradled my balls. After spitting in a tissue she went back for seconds and almost succeeded. Kelly is someone I definitely will see more than once. Gives a damn good massage too.

Kelly is awesome in all respects, not that anyone's surprised. Only thing I'd add is, she seems to have a fascination for playing with assholes. That being said, I know at least one or two of you will have something cute to say about it. Feel free.

[Gaolong21]

Back at the house of M to see Kelly. She has it all, attractive face, banging body, nice mm C cups, tight shaved kitty and sexy demeanor. Around 5'3" 110 lbs. Kelly knows she looks good. Far from timid and full of energy she had me on my back before I knew it.

Kelly started by rubbing her breasts all over me. Making sure to tap my swollen manhood on each one. She then handled the balls ever so lovingly with her mouth. Teasing and sucking gently and taking her time. Probably the best I've experienced. When it came time for the BJ she moaned and slurped like no other. She drove me crazy.

I couldn't take it anymore. Had her lay down and returned the favor. Made sure to admire her pretty little pussy before having a taste. Hands holding her tits while my tongue went to work. Kelly was all in, gripping the sheets and loudly expressing her approval.

Protection was applied and I slowly made my entrance. Kelly is a sex machine and we ran thru all the usual positions before finishing in her mouth while she cradled my balls. After spitting in a tissue she went back for seconds and almost succeeded. Kelly is someone I definitely will see more than once. Gives a damn good massage too.

[Chime]

Decided to check out the new girl at Melody. Tiffany is a great addition.

C cups, nice nipples, prob around 5'2', great body.

TS was soothing and fun. Dis a good job teasing me with her pussy and tits. Got me hard and excited for the room. Her BBBJ skills are good. Great suction, tongue play, and does some rimming action. We did the usual positions, daty, 69, mish, doggy.

Clean shaved pussy. She knows how to bounce on your member.

When doing doggy, she reached below to hold on to my thighs. She can throw her ass back to give you a break when you need it.

Mish was fun. Perfect size for me. Spread her legs open went for it. She can take a pounding. After the fireworks we cuddled for the remainder of the time.

[Beamerman]

Not sure why it took me forever to get the 4 hand massage from these two.

Both are elite girls and you can't miss going with them.

Started with a massage and having that extra pair of hands adds to the relaxation. Good pressure and better bodies to play with.

The girls focus on cleanliness and it's not like porn. If you're going to go on one pussy and want to go onto the next, they'll clean you up and put on a new cover.

I knew I wanted Kiki for the BBBJ and have Mimi do all the GFE goodies while being worked on. Mimi had the nice nipples you can suck on for days and a nice clean shaved snatch to sit on your face. Kiki did her magic and rim job, which was lovely.

Mimi was first, started with doggy and ACG. Nice juicy ass and grinds very well. Soft skin, sexy body, and amazing moves.

Kiki was next, did her in doggy and then standing mish. She pulled her legs up and let me enter! I told her I was going to cum and she gripped me harder. We were both tired and sweaty at the end of the session. You got to pace yourself to make it to the end!

When you're having your fun with one girl, the other is either kissing you or you're licking something tasty. They'll fondle the balls and run their hands over your body. It's a grand slam picking these two girls for me.

Loved that it wasn't busy and I was finally able to spend time with both of them without interruption! They don't rush you and give the best customer service possible!

Do your civic duty and pay them a visit!

Sounds like a bucket list experience. Elite level girls is correct. I'm envious of you.

[DesertJoe12]

Not sure why it took me forever to get the 4 hand massage from these two.

Both are elite girls and you can't miss going with them.

Started with a massage and having that extra pair of hands adds to the relaxation. Good pressure and better bodies to play with.

The girls focus on cleanliness and it's not like porn. If you're going to go on one pussy and want to go onto the next, they'll clean you up and put on a new cover.

I knew I wanted Kiki for the BBBJ and have Mimi do all the GFE goodies while being worked on. Mimi had the nice nipples you can suck on for days and a nice clean shaved snatch to sit on your face. Kiki did her magic and rim job, which was lovely.

Mimi was first, started with doggy and ACG. Nice juicy ass and grinds very well. Soft skin, sexy body, and amazing moves.

Kiki was next, did her in doggy and then standing mish. She pulled her legs up and let me enter! I told her I was going to cum and she gripped me harder. We were both tired and sweaty at the end of the session. You got to pace yourself to make it to the end!

When you're having your fun with one girl, the other is either kissing you or you're licking something tasty. They'll fondle the balls and run their hands over your body. It's a grand slam picking these two girls for me.

Loved that it wasn't busy and I was finally able to spend time with both of them without interruption! They don't rush you and give the best customer service possible!

Do your civic duty and pay them a visit!

[Uncivil]

Do you mean Um Massage? The suite at the end of the line? If so, I think that place is "no extras".

Yeah, Um massage. Almost as absurd as Haha. You want a massage? Ummmmm.

But, from the storefront, I am doubting "no extras".