Strip Club Reports

[Passenger]

Interesting.

When I go to the clubs, I tip the door guy $10, and I tip the waitress $5 for every drink she brings me. In more than 20 years of visiting clubs, I'm fairly confident that I've figured out how things work by now.

As for memory, I'll be the first to admit that mine is pretty poor. However, when I'm at the clubs, my focus is typically on the conversations I'm having, not on committing every dancer's name to memory. I don't take notes while I'm there, and I generally don't think about those details until I sit down to write a review the next day.

I'd suspect that may have been the case for AirTouchOne as well.

As for the comment about people "clutching their pearls" over valet parking, weren't you one of those who were strongly opposed to valet parking when that topic came up?

Not sure where you got that from, unless it was some thick sarcasm I wrote to the resident valet hater.

The only thing that ever bothered me about valet at strip clubs was the sometimes exorbitant price.

Over the years I've encountered instances where valet was a valuable insurance policy.

Few decades ago in old Rivertown I had two friends laugh at me because I valeted at a bar. They parked on the street and returned tontwo broken windows and pilfered hockey equipment and business tools.

Sure there are thief valets, but there are thieves everywhere. H8 N didn't fence in their lot because they wanted "privacy".

Only a dumbass carries valuables in their car and / or doesn't secure them well. That's why they make valet keys for cars.

As a member of private clubs, valet parking is quite normal and very helpful. Not going into the reasons why.

At public restaurants and bars, valet parking is definitely safer than street parking.

If one is worried about valet theft, probably best to stay home and never par their car on a street or surface lot.

That tag that says that they are responsible for theft of car or valuables? Pure bullshit. They do that to dissuade simpletons from making a claim or filing a suit. If you believe that claim check, you probably believe that the amusement parknor canoe livery has no liability.

Yeah, I probably opened a can of worms for some paranoid folks, so be it.

[Ewants]

She's cute, but no I don't go to FC bc of the sticker charge.

Thanks for feedback!

Hope that someone else might have some experience with her?

[DooMama7]

Best thing in the place was the sassy waitress keeping me entertained and after years I finally tried the food, actually really good deal for a 16 dollar prime rib, would recommend. Dancers were ugly and or drama, cat right almost broke out in front of me.

Wrote about this a couple weeks back, those servers and bar crew at Bogart's and Henry's can be so tacky. Asked if they had plastic forks bc I had food in the car and they looked at me like I had 2 heads. I have seen fights at Henry's not Bogart's, at least you got dinner and a show LOL.

[DooMama7]

See attached photo? Anyone experiences with this girl?

She's cute, but no I don't go to FC bc of the sticker charge.

[Clamdip]

I read on here a while ago that BTs took your phone while you were in VIP so I stopped going to one of my favorite places.

I haven't seen it mentioned lately but is that still their policy?

Thanks!

[Cono Sewer]

Perhaps Serena? Everything you said fits her, in my past experiences.

I've had several sessions with Gia at Subi's, Flight, Landing Strip, and OTC. We just talked about her on here recently. She is an absolute sweetheart. Moderate on rules I'd say, covered, is not a time watcher. The $1000 on tryst is silly, but I assume at least some guys are paying it, as she increased from $800 to $1000 at least 6 months ago, and hasn't dropped her price since. In club, I've heard anywhere from $300-$500 for everything, covered. I'm relatively generous and think $300-$400 is in-line. Anything more would not be worth it in my opinion. Her performance is nothing extraordinary, I'd call it "pretty good" to "good". Personality is great, super soft spoken and sweet.

Yes, likely Serena.

Thanks GoBlue, these were the additional details I was looking for regarding Gia. I read through the old posts and didn't find answers to my questions. I appreciate the follow up. I'll try to get up there next week and see how it goes.

[Detroit Life]

Best thing in the place was the sassy waitress keeping me entertained and after years I finally tried the food, actually really good deal for a 16 dollar prime rib, would recommend. Dancers were ugly and or drama, cat right almost broke out in front of me.

Was this on dayshift? I think I heard about the cat fight was it between a waitress and a dancer? Bogarts has the worst VIP out of all the clubs. Between that and the Grannies that dance there I always pass on Bogarts. I thought they had some new young blood but I haven't seen any reports.

[Lamarr]

Best thing in the place was the sassy waitress keeping me entertained and after years I finally tried the food, actually really good deal for a 16 dollar prime rib, would recommend. Dancers were ugly and or drama, cat right almost broke out in front of me.

Talent was poor Tuesday night too. But no catfights.

[Marelobo Mex]

First off I hope every last one of you realizes how good you've got it here.

Oh and thanks to all you experienced mongers. Ten years ago me would have paid double that because I was dumb.

FP, I agree I have gotten spoiled and sometimes lazy by how much fun can be had in Detroit. I sometime bank money until a trips to Detroit.

Glad your are having fun, and can afford it.

I look forward to reading about your future adventures.

MM.

[Marelobo Mex]

I love this place. My second visit (I wish work brought me to Detroit more often).

I'll keep it short and sweet.

April, thin Cuban with sexy tattoos all across her back side. All natural. Fun personality. Fun in the back.

VP,

I feel the same way I live in Chicago and I am happy when I see my Detroit clients have work. I come to Detroit multiple times I year and I too wish work brought me more often.

One of my buddies really enjoys April and I am glad you discovered her.

I appreciate you posting your experience and hope to read your future reports.

MM.

[Ewants]

Hi,

I am relative new to the Detroit area. I would like to go FC and heard that there are some good dancers. Does anyone have experience with a girl called Reina? She is Mexican with braces and in her mid 20's. I called FC but she is just nit on the schedule. Does anyone know her days?

Any advice is welcome.

Thanks.

See attached photo? Anyone experiences with this girl?

[Ewants]

Hi,

I am relative new to the Detroit area. I would like to go FC and heard that there are some good dancers. Does anyone have experience with a girl called Reina? She is Mexican with braces and in her mid 20's. I called FC but she is just nit on the schedule. Does anyone know her days?

Any advice is welcome.

Thanks.

[Fresh Prince]

First off I hope every last one of you realizes how good you've got it here.

Went to Henry's around 3 PM. Eightish dancers, but I specifically saw Yesna and Jasmine. I have no idea who the rest were; first time ever going to Henry's. Saw a tall AA dancer with a nice set of bolt ons but didn't do anything but admire. Chatted with Yesna for 20 ish minutes then to the back for CBJ. Hundred plus a 20 tip as she was giving pretty good GFE which I like. Sat at the bar for another 30 minutes and then talked with Jasmine for a few. Went to the back again through the wonder of modern pharmaceuticals and had CFS for 150. Very tight. If I lived closer I would be so goddamn poor it's not even funny. Off to Bogies tomorrow.

Oh and thanks to all you experienced mongers. Ten years ago me would have paid double that because I was dumb.

[VincePage]

I love this place. My second visit (I wish work brought me to Detroit more often).

I'll keep it short and sweet.

April, thin Cuban with sexy tattoos all across her back side. All natural. Fun personality. Fun in the back.

Amber. 20 year old Lebanese girl with two nose studs, pierced tongue and beautiful natural tits.

Both $300 (plus the $20 entrance fee).

I'd repeat with both, but if I had to choose, I'd pick Amber first.

[Incognito1234]

I1234,

I mean no disrespect and we are all free to do what we like.

I never tip the door guys unless he does something extraordinary for me. For example I was in the club earlier this year and there was a girl who had dyed her hair blue. I was not even going to talk to her because blue hair is a turn off for me. He says I know you like the new girls and this is only her 3rd night working here and she didn't work anyplace else before. Then the door guy goes on to say I don't think any of the other girls are your type. He was right on both counts. I was going to change clubs because I didn't find anyone attractive. When he asks the girl to come and sit with me, she walks over and says the door guy told me you are a nice man and you won't make me a lowball offer. I chuckle and ask her what kind of offers has she been getting. She says guys offer me $150 for everything and I am not going to do that. She continues saying she prefers to do oral, as she will only open her legs if she really likes a guy. I say that is understandable and let's have a chat and see if we like each other because I only go to the VIP with girls I genuinely like.

As we chat I learn that her lifetime body count is less than 10. Now any time I can be one of the first nine guys inside a girl, I really like that. We talk for over and hour and it is her turn to dance on stage again. She say that she really likes me and if I want her to open her legs she will do it. I say well $150 is too low, but I would be willing to spend $200. She looks conflicted, so I let the silence build. She says I was hoping for $300. I offer I can come up to $220. She says how about $240. I agree.

I have been with her multiple times and her VIP session are that of an inexperienced girl, but I love that. If you are looking for a PSE, she is not the right girl. For a guy like me who is smaller than average, I like that their have been relatively few guys before me, and she is nice and tight, and I get lots of feeling. That first night with her as a left the club I tipped the door guy $20, and said I am happy to hear you suggestions in the future.

I usually tip the waitress $2 per drink. If her service is poor I reduce it to $1 per drink. If her service is extraordinary then I will tip $3 a drink. I have never tipped more than that except for one dancer who later became a waitress, and I wanted to thank her for all the great VIP time we spent together.

I have an excellent visual memory and near total recall when I see a person a second or third time. I don't take notes either in the club. I like to be authentic and present in the moment.

I do find I get better service whether it is the waitress or door guy, when I address them by their first name, and I encourage them to call me by my first name. I have found using someone's name is the fastest and to build chemistry with them and get better service from them.

I have no wish to reopen the valet parking discussion. There are some guys this is an issue for. There are some guys this is not an issue for. Peace to both groups of people, there is no global right or wrong answer. Each individual makes his own choice. Using names applies to Valet also. I know people who tip $20 to have their car in the first spot. I found my stopping and having a chat with the Valet will often put my car in the first spot without me having to ask because I treat them like a decent human beings and not a servant. I also like rolling up to the club and the Valet saying Hello Marelobo. Finally they are an excellent source of dancer information. If I want to know if a specific girl is working tonight they usually know if she has arrived or not yet.

MM.

MM

I have big time respect for you, and you seem like a very sincere, genuinely nice guy. Without question, you certainly know your way around the clubs, and I don't think anyone would dispute that.

In fact, I've decided that if I ever make it to FC, I'm going to hire you as my Sherpa to guide me through the rugged terrain and dangerous crevices.

Obviously, you're very well known and well liked at the clubs, too. It means a lot when people remember you well enough that they not only know who you are, but also the type of woman you like and who they should recommend to you.

It sounds like you really hit the jackpot with the blue-haired girl. Even in the "regular" dating world, finding someone with a body count of fewer than 10 is quite impressive. She sounds awesome, and I'd imagine she still comes right over whenever she sees you.

After all of that, I'd say that the bouncer got a well deserved $20 tip.

I'm very envious of your memory and wish I had that kind of recall ability. My memory is like my golfing - it tends to wander off into the trees and hazards.

In regard to the valet, you're right - every individual makes his own choice. Regardless of my personal preference on the subject, I won't dispute the value of knowing the valet attendants. I'd go so far as to say that they may actually know more about the dancers on a personal level than anyone else in the place.