Massage Parlor Reports

[Geminisces]

At a time where I'm trying to save money to buy some cool tech releasing soon, I figured I'd have one last romp at Melody before bolstering more savings.

My god, Kelly is a delectable monster. Very cute, fantastic body and very soft skin. Her demeanor is that of someone you've known for sometime which made tonight very relaxed.

She started of with a zero pressure massage, basically using just the tip of her nails up and down my whole body, hands down the best type of massage unless you need deep tissue for aches and pains. Kelly did eventually give a nice cat bath whilst using her nails as well, played with the boys as well using her nails long the inner thigh as a tease.

She had asked me if I was enjoying the massage (hell yes) and I turned over a little and we made out which eventually just led to me turning over in general. She gave my chest a cat bath while again using her nails up the sides of my waist and worked her way down south. Generally, blowjobs don't do much for me as I guess I don't feel what other guys feel that make them so good, but this lady performed at a porn star level. She tried her best to deep throat me but even still, her technique was exquisite, as while the shift may not be as sensitive as others, the bag definitely is. She spit on the shaft, attempted a deep throat then flicked her tongue on the bag with just the right amount of tug to send chills down my body..

Porn star level sounds phenomenal. I was introduced to this beauty on the way out. Hope I get the chance to see her soon.

[MotorboatJones]

Do you mean Um Massage? The suite at the end of the line? If so, I think that place is "no extras".

I was driving on Stone headed South on Fort Lowell. The same strip mall which contains Ri Yu massage now has another about four storefronts down, called Haha massage or something close to that, anyway. From the looks of it driving by, they cater to our sort of clientele. Two in the same strip mall. This should be interesting.

[Uncivil]

Haha Massage? I hear it's a joke.

I know it wasn't Haha massage. It was something close to that I couldn't remember. So, I was half trying to get close, half joking.

Some of these spas to have some strange names. "Hey, give me a random number or letter, that's the name we'll go with". AA Massage, you Massage, Spa 9, XYZ, etc. So, given that, Haha massage wouldn't surprise me all that much if it were the name.

[Harveyspec1069]

I was driving on Stone headed South on Fort Lowell. The same strip mall which contains Ri Yu massage now has another about four storefronts down, called Haha massage or something close to that, anyway. From the looks of it driving by, they cater to our sort of clientele. Two in the same strip mall. This should be interesting.

Haha Massage? I hear it's a joke.

[Neurofapper69-Shill]

Molly is a young spinner with natural Bs. She could take a hard pounding and DFK all day. She took the time to give me a decent shoulder massage when the shop wasn't busy. On my way out Sia hugged me and gave me a LFK while rubbing me with her massive tits. I might need to come back and give that pretty little young thang a try!

Looks 7/10.

Sex 8/10.

Attitude 9/10.

Massage 5/10.

[Uncivil]

I was driving on Stone headed South on Fort Lowell. The same strip mall which contains Ri Yu massage now has another about four storefronts down, called Haha massage or something close to that, anyway. From the looks of it driving by, they cater to our sort of clientele. Two in the same strip mall. This should be interesting.

[ShyNine]

You hit the nail on head there buddy.

Marry left but not her service to us.

The store is her baby and she's an excellent mother, manager and customer relations expert.

But think of it guys. When you go on vacation do you really want to do any work?

I know Mary will as it's important to her but it would be great if she can get a break from it and recharge.

That's just my 2 cents.

Shy.

Mary is in Japan, but she still has her phone with her. She's answering calls and texts, helping set up appointments, and giving recommendations on which of her girls to see.

So I think it's pretty safe to assume that any current "Mary interactions" people are talking about are happening over the phone or via text, not in person.

If you look at Motorboat's review from a few days ago, it appears to be the exact same situation. Mary was already in Japan at that point and was still steering regulars toward specific companions.

Based on that, it doesn't seem unusual that people are still communicating with Mary and getting recommendations from her while she's overseas.

Mary left for Japan. Customer service didn't.

[DripNara]

I was driving home and saw the building is now open after months being closed. The last time I gave new management a chance it wasn't special but if you guys are willing to TOFTT then YMMV. Hopefully third time is the charm.

[Harveyspec1069]

Mary is in Japan, but she still has her phone with her. She's answering calls and texts, helping set up appointments, and giving recommendations on which of her girls to see.

So I think it's pretty safe to assume that any current "Mary interactions" people are talking about are happening over the phone or via text, not in person.

If you look at Motorboat's review from a few days ago, it appears to be the exact same situation. Mary was already in Japan at that point and was still steering regulars toward specific companions.

I saw one of Mary's new girls this morning, Tiffany. I was interested in another girl based on recent reviews but Mary insisted that I see Tiffany. Well, you don't argue with an expert. I just let my dick follow Mary's lead. So glad I listened.

Based on that, it doesn't seem unusual that people are still communicating with Mary and getting recommendations from her while she's overseas.

Mary left for Japan. Customer service didn't.

[DaveDream]

Which reviews are real and which ones are made up. It's seems like it would be hard to see Mary when she's relaxing in Japan.

I thought Mary was in Japan.

[LoverTime8-shill]

She's very pretty. Nice body and great attitude. Very eager to please.

After helping me undress she gave me a very enjoyable massage. She worked my back, legs and ass. Then just enough teasing before the flip. I was ready to go, after some baby wipes and a shared blue toast.

After some more kissing she started licking my nipples and slowly made her way down and started a really nice BBBJ. Felt great. She does this fluttering thing with her tongue on the tip that was pretty cool. Lots of slurping sounds and plenty of attention to the balls. After a good 10 minutes I had her lay down for some DATY. Very sweet and clean shaven kitty she has. Before long she was very wet, then she squeezed my head tightly between her sexy thighs and told me to fuck her. Then she says " I fuck you ". Normally cowgirl isn't my favorite position but that night, not only was it my favorite position, it was the only position. She took charge and rode like a champ. She alternated between grinding one minute and then jackhammaring the next. I thought about switching positions but I did not want to break her rhythm. She was in the zone and I was loving every minute of it.

I'll definitely be doing a follow up with her.

[ShyNine]

And it would be great if any of you are contacting her to see the girls can give it break for awhile.

She's a bit stressed with things and we're not helping.

Lets let her get some chill time and relax.

I'm sure we would want her to return rested and refreshed so when she chooses to be back at the store and decides to start welcoming us back in her special way, everyone will be happier.

Agree?

Just roll by the store and you'll have a great time.

She'll probably chew me out if she's reading the board.

LOL.

Shy.

I thought Mary was in Japan.

[TucsonMonger]

I drove to the house of M with every intention of seeing Kiki. It was supposed to be one of those easy visits where you see one of the local fan favorites, have a blast, and leave with a stupid grin on your face.

Unfortunately for my carefully constructed plans, Mary had other ideas.

Now, I've learned over the past few months that arguing with Mary about talent evaluation is usually a losing proposition. When the woman who built the roster tells you to try somebody, you don't overthink it. You just trust the process and let fate handle the rest. So I listened.

Good decision.

Tiffany is one of those girls who makes an immediate first impression. Tiny. Cute. Maybe five feet tall and around a hundred pounds soaking wet. The kind of petite that makes you wonder where all that energy is coming from. Then she smiles and the whole room lights up. We spent some time getting acquainted before moving on to the main event, and it just felt easy and relaxing. For somebody so small, she brings a surprising amount of intensity and playfulness to everything she does.

Tiffany's got an alluring face, great smile, and a sexy outfit that I couldn't wait to see come off. When it finally did, it became pretty obvious why Mary had been pushing her so hard. Everything about her matched the first impression. Cute, petite, youthful, with adorably small tits and a freshly shaved kitty that only added to the appeal.

She gently caressed my thighs and back with soft open hands. Usually I'm not a fan of light cat scratches because I prefer a little more pressure, but Tiffany somehow made it work. She would lean in close enough that her hair dangled across my shoulders. Her thighs would brush against mine. Little things. Simple things. The kind of details that shouldn't matter as much as they do, yet somehow had me hard with anticipation long before we got to the main attraction.

Once things really got going, Tiffany had a way of watching and guiding that made everything feel surprisingly natural. She got on top and while she wasn't exactly athletic up there, the view alone was worth the price of admission. Her beautiful face, her small gorgeous breasts, the look she would give me whenever she caught me staring. I was struggling with the cover, as I seem to most times nowadays, so we switched things around and found something that worked better for both of us. I still wasn't quite where I wanted to be, and that's when Tiffany turned on the charm. She started playing with her breasts, asked me to lean in and kiss her, and slowly pulled me into the moment. I found a rhythm that suited us both and honestly, just the sight of her laying there before me, inviting me closer, wearing that look of bliss on her face, was enough to finally get everything moving in the right direction.

From there things escalated quickly. Tiffany knew exactly how to keep the momentum going and before long I could feel myself heading toward that point of no return. She soon asked me "cum in mouth"? And I was not about to refuse that request. We ripped off the cover, Tiffany got in position, and sucked me until I was at the point of no return and just blasted away. She took it like a champ and she was smiling and laughing with me as my swimmers were drooling out of her lips, which I found incredibly hot.

At that point I figured the appointment was winding down. Tiffany cleaned me up and I was getting ready to head out.

While I was getting dressed, Tiffany called in the rest of the crew. It was still early in the day, so suddenly I found myself surrounded by familiar faces. Hugs. Smiles. Laughter. Catching up with everyone. It felt less like the end of an appointment and more like a reunion.

Quick Tiffany Summary:

Looks:

Very cute face. Extremely petite build. Tiny frame, small chest, and a youthful energy that stands out immediately. Definitely the type who gets a second look when she walks by if you are into petite women.

Attitude:

Excellent. Friendly, playful, enthusiastic, and eager to please. High energy from beginning to end. Takes instructions well and was very cooperative to my needs.

Service:

Covered everything I was looking for and stayed fully engaged throughout the appointment.

Repeat?

Absolutely.

Especially since Mary clearly knew something the rest of us were still figuring out.

I thought Mary was in Japan.

[DaveDream]

I thought Mary went to Japan for 3 weeks??

I drove to the house of M with every intention of seeing Kiki. It was supposed to be one of those easy visits where you see one of the local fan favorites, have a blast, and leave with a stupid grin on your face.

Unfortunately for my carefully constructed plans, Mary had other ideas.

Now, I've learned over the past few months that arguing with Mary about talent evaluation is usually a losing proposition. When the woman who built the roster tells you to try somebody, you don't overthink it. You just trust the process and let fate handle the rest. So I listened.

Good decision.

Tiffany is one of those girls who makes an immediate first impression. Tiny. Cute. Maybe five feet tall and around a hundred pounds soaking wet. The kind of petite that makes you wonder where all that energy is coming from. Then she smiles and the whole room lights up. We spent some time getting acquainted before moving on to the main event, and it just felt easy and relaxing. For somebody so small, she brings a surprising amount of intensity and playfulness to everything she does.

Tiffany's got an alluring face, great smile, and a sexy outfit that I couldn't wait to see come off. When it finally did, it became pretty obvious why Mary had been pushing her so hard. Everything about her matched the first impression. Cute, petite, youthful, with adorably small tits and a freshly shaved kitty that only added to the appeal.

She gently caressed my thighs and back with soft open hands. Usually I'm not a fan of light cat scratches because I prefer a little more pressure, but Tiffany somehow made it work. She would lean in close enough that her hair dangled across my shoulders. Her thighs would brush against mine. Little things. Simple things. The kind of details that shouldn't matter as much as they do, yet somehow had me hard with anticipation long before we got to the main attraction.

Once things really got going, Tiffany had a way of watching and guiding that made everything feel surprisingly natural. She got on top and while she wasn't exactly athletic up there, the view alone was worth the price of admission. Her beautiful face, her small gorgeous breasts, the look she would give me whenever she caught me staring. I was struggling with the cover, as I seem to most times nowadays, so we switched things around and found something that worked better for both of us. I still wasn't quite where I wanted to be, and that's when Tiffany turned on the charm. She started playing with her breasts, asked me to lean in and kiss her, and slowly pulled me into the moment. I found a rhythm that suited us both and honestly, just the sight of her laying there before me, inviting me closer, wearing that look of bliss on her face, was enough to finally get everything moving in the right direction.

From there things escalated quickly. Tiffany knew exactly how to keep the momentum going and before long I could feel myself heading toward that point of no return. She soon asked me "cum in mouth"? And I was not about to refuse that request. We ripped off the cover, Tiffany got in position, and sucked me until I was at the point of no return and just blasted away. She took it like a champ and she was smiling and laughing with me as my swimmers were drooling out of her lips, which I found incredibly hot.

At that point I figured the appointment was winding down. Tiffany cleaned me up and I was getting ready to head out.

While I was getting dressed, Tiffany called in the rest of the crew. It was still early in the day, so suddenly I found myself surrounded by familiar faces. Hugs. Smiles. Laughter. Catching up with everyone. It felt less like the end of an appointment and more like a reunion.

Quick Tiffany Summary:

Looks:

Very cute face. Extremely petite build. Tiny frame, small chest, and a youthful energy that stands out immediately. Definitely the type who gets a second look when she walks by if you are into petite women.

Attitude:

Excellent. Friendly, playful, enthusiastic, and eager to please. High energy from beginning to end. Takes instructions well and was very cooperative to my needs.

Service:

Covered everything I was looking for and stayed fully engaged throughout the appointment.

Repeat?

Absolutely.

Especially since Mary clearly knew something the rest of us were still figuring out.

[DaveDream]

I'm from out of State as well and my plan whenever I'm in Tucson is to visit every day I'm there but after one hour visit with one of the ladies, I'm totally drained for a month.

My last visit I wanted to do an hour with one lady and after that I wanted to visit another but I was ready for a long nap after doing multiple positions and a nice relaxing massage.

Maybe I'll try visiting every other day. I think I might need some little blue pill help. Any online sites that sell generic Viagra??

Great review and how freaking fortunate are we to have these women taking great care of us and in some cases (mine for sure) bringing us back to our younger sexual selves again!

We're even luckier to have a house of pleasure run by a beautiful siren who knows us well and has a staff that loves to work with her and they teach other new tricks.

They really do care about us beyond just the money.

It's such a delight and I really, really miss the girls and Mary.

I have to find a way back before Oct. If I do I'll be in the house every day I'm back!

It's a wasteland up here and I'm almost losing my mind.

Shy.