Strip Club Reports

[Lamarr]

Best thing in the place was the sassy waitress keeping me entertained and after years I finally tried the food, actually really good deal for a 16 dollar prime rib, would recommend. Dancers were ugly and or drama, cat right almost broke out in front of me.

Talent was poor Tuesday night too. But no catfights.

[Marelobo Mex]

First off I hope every last one of you realizes how good you've got it here.

Oh and thanks to all you experienced mongers. Ten years ago me would have paid double that because I was dumb.

FP, I agree I have gotten spoiled and sometimes lazy by how much fun can be had in Detroit. I sometime bank money until a trips to Detroit.

Glad your are having fun, and can afford it.

I look forward to reading about your future adventures.

MM.

[Marelobo Mex]

I love this place. My second visit (I wish work brought me to Detroit more often).

I'll keep it short and sweet.

April, thin Cuban with sexy tattoos all across her back side. All natural. Fun personality. Fun in the back.

VP,

I feel the same way I live in Chicago and I am happy when I see my Detroit clients have work. I come to Detroit multiple times I year and I too wish work brought me more often.

One of my buddies really enjoys April and I am glad you discovered her.

I appreciate you posting your experience and hope to read your future reports.

MM.

[Ewants]

Hi,

I am relative new to the Detroit area. I would like to go FC and heard that there are some good dancers. Does anyone have experience with a girl called Reina? She is Mexican with braces and in her mid 20's. I called FC but she is just nit on the schedule. Does anyone know her days?

Any advice is welcome.

Thanks.

See attached photo? Anyone experiences with this girl?

[Ewants]

Hi,

I am relative new to the Detroit area. I would like to go FC and heard that there are some good dancers. Does anyone have experience with a girl called Reina? She is Mexican with braces and in her mid 20's. I called FC but she is just nit on the schedule. Does anyone know her days?

Any advice is welcome.

Thanks.

[Fresh Prince]

First off I hope every last one of you realizes how good you've got it here.

Went to Henry's around 3 PM. Eightish dancers, but I specifically saw Yesna and Jasmine. I have no idea who the rest were; first time ever going to Henry's. Saw a tall AA dancer with a nice set of bolt ons but didn't do anything but admire. Chatted with Yesna for 20 ish minutes then to the back for CBJ. Hundred plus a 20 tip as she was giving pretty good GFE which I like. Sat at the bar for another 30 minutes and then talked with Jasmine for a few. Went to the back again through the wonder of modern pharmaceuticals and had CFS for 150. Very tight. If I lived closer I would be so goddamn poor it's not even funny. Off to Bogies tomorrow.

Oh and thanks to all you experienced mongers. Ten years ago me would have paid double that because I was dumb.

[VincePage]

I love this place. My second visit (I wish work brought me to Detroit more often).

I'll keep it short and sweet.

April, thin Cuban with sexy tattoos all across her back side. All natural. Fun personality. Fun in the back.

Amber. 20 year old Lebanese girl with two nose studs, pierced tongue and beautiful natural tits.

Both $300 (plus the $20 entrance fee).

I'd repeat with both, but if I had to choose, I'd pick Amber first.

[Incognito1234]

I1234,

I mean no disrespect and we are all free to do what we like.

I never tip the door guys unless he does something extraordinary for me. For example I was in the club earlier this year and there was a girl who had dyed her hair blue. I was not even going to talk to her because blue hair is a turn off for me. He says I know you like the new girls and this is only her 3rd night working here and she didn't work anyplace else before. Then the door guy goes on to say I don't think any of the other girls are your type. He was right on both counts. I was going to change clubs because I didn't find anyone attractive. When he asks the girl to come and sit with me, she walks over and says the door guy told me you are a nice man and you won't make me a lowball offer. I chuckle and ask her what kind of offers has she been getting. She says guys offer me $150 for everything and I am not going to do that. She continues saying she prefers to do oral, as she will only open her legs if she really likes a guy. I say that is understandable and let's have a chat and see if we like each other because I only go to the VIP with girls I genuinely like.

As we chat I learn that her lifetime body count is less than 10. Now any time I can be one of the first nine guys inside a girl, I really like that. We talk for over and hour and it is her turn to dance on stage again. She say that she really likes me and if I want her to open her legs she will do it. I say well $150 is too low, but I would be willing to spend $200. She looks conflicted, so I let the silence build. She says I was hoping for $300. I offer I can come up to $220. She says how about $240. I agree.

I have been with her multiple times and her VIP session are that of an inexperienced girl, but I love that. If you are looking for a PSE, she is not the right girl. For a guy like me who is smaller than average, I like that their have been relatively few guys before me, and she is nice and tight, and I get lots of feeling. That first night with her as a left the club I tipped the door guy $20, and said I am happy to hear you suggestions in the future.

I usually tip the waitress $2 per drink. If her service is poor I reduce it to $1 per drink. If her service is extraordinary then I will tip $3 a drink. I have never tipped more than that except for one dancer who later became a waitress, and I wanted to thank her for all the great VIP time we spent together.

I have an excellent visual memory and near total recall when I see a person a second or third time. I don't take notes either in the club. I like to be authentic and present in the moment.

I do find I get better service whether it is the waitress or door guy, when I address them by their first name, and I encourage them to call me by my first name. I have found using someone's name is the fastest and to build chemistry with them and get better service from them.

I have no wish to reopen the valet parking discussion. There are some guys this is an issue for. There are some guys this is not an issue for. Peace to both groups of people, there is no global right or wrong answer. Each individual makes his own choice. Using names applies to Valet also. I know people who tip $20 to have their car in the first spot. I found my stopping and having a chat with the Valet will often put my car in the first spot without me having to ask because I treat them like a decent human beings and not a servant. I also like rolling up to the club and the Valet saying Hello Marelobo. Finally they are an excellent source of dancer information. If I want to know if a specific girl is working tonight they usually know if she has arrived or not yet.

MM.

MM

I have big time respect for you, and you seem like a very sincere, genuinely nice guy. Without question, you certainly know your way around the clubs, and I don't think anyone would dispute that.

In fact, I've decided that if I ever make it to FC, I'm going to hire you as my Sherpa to guide me through the rugged terrain and dangerous crevices.

Obviously, you're very well known and well liked at the clubs, too. It means a lot when people remember you well enough that they not only know who you are, but also the type of woman you like and who they should recommend to you.

It sounds like you really hit the jackpot with the blue-haired girl. Even in the "regular" dating world, finding someone with a body count of fewer than 10 is quite impressive. She sounds awesome, and I'd imagine she still comes right over whenever she sees you.

After all of that, I'd say that the bouncer got a well deserved $20 tip.

I'm very envious of your memory and wish I had that kind of recall ability. My memory is like my golfing - it tends to wander off into the trees and hazards.

In regard to the valet, you're right - every individual makes his own choice. Regardless of my personal preference on the subject, I won't dispute the value of knowing the valet attendants. I'd go so far as to say that they may actually know more about the dancers on a personal level than anyone else in the place.

[DooMama7]

Stopped in cricket yesterday and saw Aquarius but something came up and I had to leave. Anybody have an idea of her schedule other than Sunday day shift? I'd love to give her a try if I can manage to get up there one day this week and not have to wait until Sunday.

She told me Sunday and Monday.

[Gcd02]

Best thing in the place was the sassy waitress keeping me entertained and after years I finally tried the food, actually really good deal for a 16 dollar prime rib, would recommend. Dancers were ugly and or drama, cat right almost broke out in front of me.

[MrBarton]

Stopped in cricket yesterday and saw Aquarius but something came up and I had to leave. Anybody have an idea of her schedule other than Sunday day shift? I'd love to give her a try if I can manage to get up there one day this week and not have to wait until Sunday.

[Marelobo Mex]

Interesting.

When I go to the clubs, I tip the door guy $10, and I tip the waitress $5 for every drink she brings me. In more than 20 years of visiting clubs, I'm fairly confident that I've figured out how things work by now.

As for memory, I'll be the first to admit that mine is pretty poor. However, when I'm at the clubs, my focus is typically on the conversations I'm having, not on committing every dancer's name to memory. I don't take notes while I'm there, and I generally don't think about those details until I sit down to write a review the next day.

I'd suspect that may have been the case for AirTouchOne as well.

As for the comment about people "clutching their pearls" over valet parking, weren't you one of those who were strongly opposed to valet parking when that topic came up?

I1234,

I mean no disrespect and we are all free to do what we like.

I never tip the door guys unless he does something extraordinary for me. For example I was in the club earlier this year and there was a girl who had dyed her hair blue. I was not even going to talk to her because blue hair is a turn off for me. He says I know you like the new girls and this is only her 3rd night working here and she didn't work anyplace else before. Then the door guy goes on to say I don't think any of the other girls are your type. He was right on both counts. I was going to change clubs because I didn't find anyone attractive. When he asks the girl to come and sit with me, she walks over and says the door guy told me you are a nice man and you won't make me a lowball offer. I chuckle and ask her what kind of offers has she been getting. She says guys offer me $150 for everything and I am not going to do that. She continues saying she prefers to do oral, as she will only open her legs if she really likes a guy. I say that is understandable and let's have a chat and see if we like each other because I only go to the VIP with girls I genuinely like.

As we chat I learn that her lifetime body count is less than 10. Now any time I can be one of the first nine guys inside a girl, I really like that. We talk for over and hour and it is her turn to dance on stage again. She say that she really likes me and if I want her to open her legs she will do it. I say well $150 is too low, but I would be willing to spend $200. She looks conflicted, so I let the silence build. She says I was hoping for $300. I offer I can come up to $220. She says how about $240. I agree.

I have been with her multiple times and her VIP session are that of an inexperienced girl, but I love that. If you are looking for a PSE, she is not the right girl. For a guy like me who is smaller than average, I like that their have been relatively few guys before me, and she is nice and tight, and I get lots of feeling. That first night with her as a left the club I tipped the door guy $20, and said I am happy to hear you suggestions in the future.

I usually tip the waitress $2 per drink. If her service is poor I reduce it to $1 per drink. If her service is extraordinary then I will tip $3 a drink. I have never tipped more than that except for one dancer who later became a waitress, and I wanted to thank her for all the great VIP time we spent together.

I have an excellent visual memory and near total recall when I see a person a second or third time. I don't take notes either in the club. I like to be authentic and present in the moment.

I do find I get better service whether it is the waitress or door guy, when I address them by their first name, and I encourage them to call me by my first name. I have found using someone's name is the fastest and to build chemistry with them and get better service from them.

I have no wish to reopen the valet parking discussion. There are some guys this is an issue for. There are some guys this is not an issue for. Peace to both groups of people, there is no global right or wrong answer. Each individual makes his own choice. Using names applies to Valet also. I know people who tip $20 to have their car in the first spot. I found my stopping and having a chat with the Valet will often put my car in the first spot without me having to ask because I treat them like a decent human beings and not a servant. I also like rolling up to the club and the Valet saying Hello Marelobo. Finally they are an excellent source of dancer information. If I want to know if a specific girl is working tonight they usually know if she has arrived or not yet.

MM.

[Incognito1234]

Go tip the DJ or the VIP attendant.

Or ask a waitress, but be sure to tip them for the info.

A strip club is no different than any other bar or restaurant (or any business for that matter) - be friendly with the staff, be polite, treat them well, and as needed, tip them.

It's not a big wonder to me that so many posters in here can't figure out strip clubs. There's no secret code.

Many of the same fellas who have issues are the ones who clutch their pearls over valet parking.

Interesting.

When I go to the clubs, I tip the door guy $10, and I tip the waitress $5 for every drink she brings me. In more than 20 years of visiting clubs, I'm fairly confident that I've figured out how things work by now.

As for memory, I'll be the first to admit that mine is pretty poor. However, when I'm at the clubs, my focus is typically on the conversations I'm having, not on committing every dancer's name to memory. I don't take notes while I'm there, and I generally don't think about those details until I sit down to write a review the next day.

I'd suspect that may have been the case for AirTouchOne as well.

As for the comment about people "clutching their pearls" over valet parking, weren't you one of those who were strongly opposed to valet parking when that topic came up?

[Passenger]

Well, I was in the area and stopped in Bogart. I thought it would be busy, there was more dancers than guys which is a bonus for me. I sat at the bar and of course Tori stopped by even though I did my best not to make eye contact with her. I did see the famous Lynn and she is everything that has been reported on here. Great smile and personality, not your typical will you buy me a drink or want to go have some fun right NOW. I guess I won the the lottery and the fact it wasn't busy helped my chances. Yes, I would see her again!

I'm horrible with names but do recall Shy Girl was there and there was a blond MILF there that also caught my eye. I don't know her name, nice body and average face. If anyone can give me an assist with her name that would be great. There were other dancers there but none caught my interest like Lynn and this blond MILF who I never caught her name. I wish they would name the girls coming off the stage one at a time when they do call all the girls up to dance. They do this at a strip club in St Pete (OZ) which is helpful to me. But I guess they do name the girls who's going on stage so I guess I should be a better listen better. The barmaids or bartender there was nothing to exciting to look at but there was this one brunette barmaid (older) was nice looking, pretty face, nice legs and body and yes I don't know her name as well. Overall, it was a good visit and I'm going to try to make another run to Bogart's on a Wednesday or Friday to see Lynn or this blond MILF who I don't know her name.

Go tip the DJ or the VIP attendant.

Or ask a waitress, but be sure to tip them for the info.

A strip club is no different than any other bar or restaurant (or any business for that matter) - be friendly with the staff, be polite, treat them well, and as needed, tip them.

It's not a big wonder to me that so many posters in here can't figure out strip clubs. There's no secret code.

Many of the same fellas who have issues are the ones who clutch their pearls over valet parking.

[Incognito1234]

So, before swinging my arms back and forth really fast to gain forward momentum toward the shower, I decided to text a hot Latina, also known as Selena, to see if she was working at Henry's. Selena is so hot that if you put your ear up against her, you can hear a faint sizzling. I didn't receive a response at that time.

Shortly thereafter, I got a text from Diamond at Bogart's, letting me know that she was working. For those of you who don't recall, Diamond is a thick, white brunette dancer who also worked at Henry's South, a number of years ago. I've reviewed her in the past and would recommend seeing her.

Eventually, I got myself together and headed toward the SC, with the goal of meeting Cassandra.

When I first walked into the Criket, I noticed that it was fairly busy and that there were what I'd guess to be twenty five or more dancers to choose from, in a variety of shapes and colors. Not long after grabbing a table, an AA dancer came by to say hello, followed shortly thereafter by a Hispanic dancer who sat down.

Her English was good but with a notable accent. At that point, I asked if she was Cuban, and she replied that she was. She then asked if I was waiting on someone, and I mentioned Cassandra. She told me that she knew who I was talking about, but that Cassandra either wasn't working or maybe she was. Although she introduced herself, I don't remember the name of the Cuban dancer. She moved on shortly thereafter.

As I was scanning the room, I noticed a thin, dishwater-blonde white dancer with glasses, a number of tattoos, small breasts, a long torso, and a nice little ass. She was being quite social around the bar and must've noticed me looking at her. She made her way over to my table and sat down.

She had a friendly smile and was very engaging. One prominent feature was a large tattoo with an interesting design at the bottom of her neck. When I asked her about it, I believe she said something about goth culture, and she asked if I liked sci-fi, which I do. She then pointed out a tattoo of an Alien from the Alien series a little farther down on her upper arm. I'm a fan of the Alien series as well, so we talked about our shared interest and enjoyment of it. She also said that she'd recently moved here from California and did, or intended to, work at the Pantheon, which I'd never been to.

While we were talking, Cassandra came over and said that she heard I was looking for her, so I'm assuming that the Cuban dancer must've told her. I didn't want to be rude to the tattoo girl I'd been talking to, so I told Cassandra to come back.

Eventually, the conversation with the tattoo girl moved toward backroom activities, and while I was very interested in going back with her, we ran into a dealbreaker and she moved on. Although we didn't go further, she was memorable, and I'd certainly enjoy having her come by to chat in the future.

I have the memory of someone who's suffered a traumatic brain injury, despite never having had one. Unfortunately, I can't remember the names of the AA dancer, the Cuban dancer, or the tattoo girl.

Not long after the tattoo girl left, Cassandra came over and introduced herself.

Cassandra is a considerably voluptuous woman with large breasts and a generous backside, or, in her words, "big titties and a phat ass. " She's a bleached blonde with hair that falls to her collarbones and very straight, white teeth.

Never underestimate the value of good dental health. You're welcome for another public service announcement.

I found Cassandra to be friendly and personable. She asked how I'd heard about her, and I told her that I'd learned about her through a message suggesting that she might provide an uncommon specialty item that interested me. At first, she denied that she offered it, but as the conversation progressed, she admitted that she did, although only for certain people.

From there, I told her that I was shaved and OCD about hygiene. She briefly thought about it and said that she'd need to be compensated for that, with a price of $200. Of course, I assumed that would be part of a full-service session, but had we moved further, I would've confirmed it before going anywhere. While I declined, I didn't make a counteroffer either, although I had a feeling that she might be more negotiable in her pricing had I done so.

In retrospect, I realize that I approached the situation in completely the wrong way.

If you think about it, from her perspective, here's a random guy whom she has no previous experience with and met less than half an hour ago, who wants an uncommon activity provided, and he wants her to do this based on his own claims of hygiene and cleanliness. Not only that, but he's asking her to make this decision on the floor before going back and prior to the removal of any clothing.

The right way to approach this would've been to tell her what I was interested in, go back, and then, once she'd had a chance to look me over, if she felt comfortable with it, move forward with my request.

To go further, let's say that she meets another guy who has the same interest, with his own claims of cleanliness and hygiene. Then, on that basis, she agrees to go back with him, only to find that he has a sweaty, hairy ass with bits of waste clinging to it. This puts her in the uncomfortable situation of refusing to do what she agreed to do - and rightfully so.

Unsurprisingly, we'd probably see rip-off reviews from the same guys, complaining that she promised something on the floor and then didn't deliver once they got to the back. Yes, it would be completely wrong of them to do so, but it would be very difficult for her to defend herself in a public forum, and she'd have to deal with the negative reputation, along with the loss of business from guys who've read it and don't want to take the chance of going back with her for fear of being ripped off as well.

For those of you who are old enough to remember Redd Foxx and his stand-up comedy routine: "You've got to wash your ass. ".

I'm sure I'll be back at the Criket at some point in the not-so-distant future, and I have no doubt that I'll talk to her again.

Throughout the conversation, I became aware that Cassandra not only knows about this board, but that she reads it too. Since I figured that she'd undoubtedly read this review, I told her who I was.

So, Cassandra, it was very nice meeting you, and I apologize if you felt that I put you in an uncomfortable situation.

Last, she mentioned that she needed more customers, so go see Cassandra and let her rock your world.

After I left the Criket, I drove over to Henry's. It wasn't very busy, and among those working were Nicole, Kassy, Yesna, Dallas, and Kay. Sunflower was there and waitressing.

When I came in and was getting a drink, Sunflower told me that she was able to go to the back if I wanted to.

In the meantime, Kassy came over to talk, and I bought her a drink. Yesna was over by the DJ booth, and we noticed each other, but she didn't stop by. I haven't been back with Yesna in a few weeks, so she's on my radar for a repeat visit soon.

In the end, I told Sunflower that I was ready to go back. Shortly thereafter, we did, and it was all our standard routine. I left happy and was on my merry little way home.

While I was in the parking lot, I got a text from Selena telling me that she wasn't working, but that she'd message me when she was back. Apparently, the universe has decided that the Selena storyline will have to wait for another installment.