Massage Parlor Reports

[SlayQueenSlayy]

Have to say first, thanks for all the reports and intel on the Seattle area. Long time lurker and these "stories" have been helpful say the least!

Feel free to DM, but I'm in Vancouver for the week and feel like their thread is nowhere near as active as this one. So, out of curiosity, does anyone have any recommendations of solo providers (pref outcall, but also I call too) or AMPs in the area you'd recommend?

Would appreciate any insight! Thanks again, happy hunting, and always stay safe.

[FlyingGolfball]

Finally.

Got to meet Ella for real this time.

Made an appointment two days to ensure the appointment time, full hour with her.

Glad that I did. I did get full hour with her though there were mongers walking in non stop toward end of my time.

First of all, she is beautiful, curves in all the right place, fun personality, great English, great massage skill, knows how to play with male body.

She gave a massage to warm and I accepted, didn't expect much, but damn, she got some good skills. I almost fell asleep. After 20 minutes or so, she got naked and b2 b slide alongside my back. Lots of soft touch with her lips, moved onto some light rimming, and upside down BBBJ. Then I flipped, some more sloppy BBBJ with great eye contact, then I wanted to taste her kitty, so we switched the position. A great kisser, amazing body, tasty kitty. The cover came on, some mish, then cg, then mish to finish. It was hot. Both temperature and sex.

I am sad to know that she will be end of this month and my stupid business trip for 10 days.

Thanks to you all fellow mongers for recommendations.

I usually hold off or avoid "overly praised" girls but this time, I am glad I went for it.

[Vator2]

Made a appointment via text to meet Ella. (I have missed her twice).

Showed up a little early. Thought I would wait in the car with AC, Ella texted me and asked if I was there.

She could see me on the camera system.

Luna met me at the door again.

Ushered me to a room, I told her I had a appointment with Ella. Some confusion.

Ella came in and said she had a appointment. I said yes you do! ME, we went to a different room.

Handed her $$. 40 She asked how long!

I told her as long as it takes for her and I to be HAPPY.

I had skipped lunch, so I went right after it, pushed her down face first and got a good taste.

We went on for just over a hour (perfect).

Yes Ella for #1.

[JonnyWongCong]

Looking fora girl skinny, small boobs! Tired of the usual crowd lately.

Might as well get an Asian GF, they all skinny and have tiny boobs.

[KrDoggy-shill]

They might be considered "usual crowd" though, an SBBBJ shop.

Alex is petite with small nice boobs, great service.

Susu tall and slender, awesome service.

I wouldn't call either one "skinny" as in skin and bones. Both have nice slender shapes.

Looking fora girl skinny, small boobs! Tired of the usual crowd lately.

[Nyp123]

Looking fora girl skinny, small boobs! Tired of the usual crowd lately.

[KrDoggy-shill]

He always knows.

2 benjis and you get an hour (usually around 40-45 minutes if the shop is busy). If you are a regular and / or the girl likes you, you are more likely to get full hour. This is for Best, Shanghai, and other top tier AMPs like Q. I'd not recommend going anywhere else if you are just getting started.

Grooming, cleanliness and treating ladies with respect will help you a lot more than you think in your adventures. Also, get an appointment by texting the number mentioned on google maps or rub maps.

Is there a going rate for hh or hr appointments or does it vary by girl or by house? Sorry if this has been covered elsewhere. Newb here and I'm inspired by the reviews and wondering what I should expect to get started. I'm in the North End so will probably try Best or Shanghai soon based on the reviews. Any guidance is appreciated!

[Manager9]

Is there a going rate for hh or hr appointments or does it vary by girl or by house? Sorry if this has been covered elsewhere. Newb here and I'm inspired by the reviews and wondering what I should expect to get started. I'm in the North End so will probably try Best or Shanghai soon based on the reviews. Any guidance is appreciated!

2 benjis and you get an hour (usually around 40-45 minutes if the shop is busy). If you are a regular and / or the girl likes you, you are more likely to get full hour. This is for Best, Shanghai, and other top tier AMPs like Q. I'd not recommend going anywhere else if you are just getting started.

Grooming, cleanliness and treating ladies with respect will help you a lot more than you think in your adventures. Also, get an appointment by texting the number mentioned on google maps or rub maps.

[Manager9]

I find her to be incredibly cute and hot with fat in all the right places. She doesn't have the typical asian woman build so if you are into small skinny women, she isn't for you. An ass like a latina, D cups (MM) and a pleasing personality like an asian woman makes her just perfect for me. She is down for anything (except greek or BBFS) as long are you are respectful. She loves DFK and we do it for like 15 minutes straight. Titty rub on my back to begin the session (which is something that she is always wants to do after out makeout session) Add all the acronyms like BBBJ, TUMA, CFS and all the positions you can think of.

Her arch and ass in doggie looks INCREDIBLE. I position her in front of the mirrior in the bigger room so I can see her enjoying the sweaty moment LOL. Although, I think she enjoys mish more than anything else because she can be FERAL if you are average size (like me) and she is turned on. I love the sound of us pounding hard when she is turned on. She will probably be here until end of next month and will be back later this year.

[Manager9]

I think I have seen her more times than I can count and it has never been a dull session. Her personality and intelligence with her incredible smile make every minute fun. At this point, my brain does not let me pop unless we are in the 'Ella special' position. All the usual stuff with incredible BBBJ and her cat ears. We ended with some fun the shower because I was sweaty after the hour. It is a shame that she will leave in 2 weeks.

Also, I'd like to thank all the gentlemen who got her Soju after my (now deleted) review. She has more than she can drink and we had a good laugh about the fact that she won't need to spend money to buy Soju anymore LOL.

[CuriousCurt]

Is there a going rate for hh or hr appointments or does it vary by girl or by house? Sorry if this has been covered elsewhere. Newb here and I'm inspired by the reviews and wondering what I should expect to get started. I'm in the North End so will probably try Best or Shanghai soon based on the reviews. Any guidance is appreciated!

[KrDoggy-shill]

And you are welcome to any spot in line after me for when JM MMS feels like working again. LOL.

This is a couple weeks old I figured I still should document my experience.

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I suggest you go see Salena before she leaves. If she isn't available, definitely talk with MMS because she gives great recommendations especially if you go a few times and she gets to know you, your likes and dislikes. She a cutie too. I kinda wish she was available for a session!

[IseekCimLvrs-shill]

This is a couple weeks old I figured I still should document my experience. I was planning on going back to JM to meet up with Loia because as you read in my review about her, my time with her was outstanding. Unfortunately, she wasn't available when I was and MMS recommended Selena. At the time she didn't really have any reviews and I really wanted to see Loia, As much as I love being attended to by Loia, I'm really glad I took the MMS advice and saw Selena. She comes to Seattle for the first time by way of LA. She's a looker with a beautiful face and fantastic body. She is just plain sultry and ooozes sensuality. Normally, when I've encountered LA girls, the seem a little business like at first. I'm used to it now so it doesn't put me off the way it used to. But Selena wasn't having any of that. She walked over to me with a look in her eyes that made me thing she was thinking "I'm going to enjoy this!" Assuming she wasn't feeling it, it was one of the best acting job I've seen in the first 15 seconds of meeting a new provider that didn't end is a 10 minute make out session. I didn't want a full TS today just a good clean up and a little making out in the shower room then back to the room. Her body is just up my alley petite delicate but also very strong. This woman has stamina and allows for the best DT experience I've ever had in recent years. The only competition in Salena in my 30+ years of hobbying is a provider I used to see about 15 years ago called YourLadyMarilyn.

Kissing Salena is sexy and feeling out and squeezing her body parts is hot as hell, but being blown is an experience that should not be missed. I thought Chanel provided everything I could ever want it a DT / throatpie experience, but Salena? It was a really hot build up. Kissing, caressing, squeezing, TUMA that was out of this world and for as long as I wanted. Then Mr Happy made his way into her mouth and it was just a teaser as to what was to come. She got me going to the point where I needed a break to calm down so I enjoyed a bit of DATY where she gave me great instructions about what she needed to get exactly what she needed. Luckily, I'm good at following directions and after a slow build up, she was screaming, squirming and alternating between pushing my face into her her and pushing it away. After she started get overwhelmed, I backed off, lay next to her and took her into my arms where she nuzzled into my neck and sunk into my body. After catching her breath, she said it was it was her turn. Full disclosure, I'm a pretty average dude down there so YMMV for you big boys but she took me all the way. Hard. With her nose pressed into my pubic bone and no gag or pulling off as she (or I, I forget) held it there. Then full strokes top to bottomed out. Now for pretty much every other person I've ever been with (except YourLadyMarilyn), there's always been some level of gagging and need to pull of. Not with Salena. Then I got up and laid her down on the table hanging her head off and in it went. Throat bulge and everything and she didn't mind that I put my hand on her throat to feel it. I have been looking for this forever. I was close and still wanted to actually fuck so I pulled out and lifted her up. She was clearly out of breath and her hair was a sexy mess and she was being pushed to her limit but she never said anything but instead gave me a big smile and deep kisses. On went cover and we ran through the views of her hot little body in every possible position culminating with a standing doggy in the mirror that got me to close to the edge. As my name says, I wanted CIM so off came the cover and she laid back down on the edge of the table. After awhile of enjoying my bliss, she asked if we could change positions where she was kneeling in child pose on the table, ass to mirror and taking me into her mouth while I stood. Totally hot view. This is where her stamina came in, all the way to the finish line. Whoa. Any of you familiar with Morgpie's early work and you'll know what I'm talking about.

What's more is after I reached the pinnacle of pleasure and was drifting back down while I stood there out of breath and clearly spent, Selena didn't break away. She crouched there, holding me in her mouth until I was soft. Only then did she release me, spit into a paper towel, smile a big smile of satisfaction and accomplishment, and got up to do the normal mouthwash rinse while I collapsed on the table. She then insisted that I turn face down and gave me a great massage with our remaining 10 minutes. I can honestly say I fell asleep for a few minutes which has never happened to me with a provider of any kind before. Falling asleep has never happened because I've never been the right combination of exhausted, satisfied, relaxed and pampered while also having a secure enough trust that the provider wasn't going to go through my pockets or not worrying that I wanted to "get my money's worth" with the time I paid for because when I'm dropping $500+/ hr I'm going to use every minute of time I can doing things other than relaxing. Hahaha!

But with Salena, it happened. I was spent, floating on air, getting a great massage that was both therapeutic and, dare I say, "loving?" and because of the trust I have in JM's MMS and everything she's promised and delivered in the short time I've been going there, and trust that she runs a tight ship and finds ladies of high caliber, I fell asleep.

I suggest you go see Salena before she leaves. If she isn't available, definitely talk with MMS because she gives great recommendations especially if you go a few times and she gets to know you, your likes and dislikes. She a cutie too. I kinda wish she was available for a session!

[KrDoggy-shill]

I've made a choice to just post about good experiences (with a few complaints here and there). When I have a crap session I talk to MMS, if I think they care, and give them a chance to clean up their act.

For whatever reason negative reviews are vastly more influential than positive ones. Many shops live in fear of bad reviews, and many jerk customers like to threaten them to get whatever they are after.

I just share happiness, and I get feedback that many share my opinions. But that's all they are and I'm sure many also disagree with me to varying degrees. There are many many shops and most frankly are no good, so I try to point out the places I know to go. And the best girls. The bad list would be too long.

I do try to get off the beaten path, I posted in Olympia last week, and try to get to shops that are not on the regular circuit. Its known I favor MILFs over the young girls many other guys are after, that opens up another layer of shops.

Just FYI I rarely get all the way up to Everett / Lynnwood so often miss great girls up there. The SBBBJ franchise pretty reliable though.

You consistently post glowing reviews. Any dog-pounds rejects? Especially when we cant always hit up these SuperStars. Odds are, there got to be some that you would avoid. Helps us to avoid them too. Also, given, me personally, most just don't have the abilities (money and time) to get out there as wide and frequent as you. TIA.

[BobSF]

Based on updated availability and latest experiences. Once again my criteria are looks and service, must have both to be here.

1. Ella at Tokyo Renton. The queen reigns, no competition.

2. Summer at QQ Federal Way. Consistent long-time super star, does everything at an elite level.

3. Loia at JM Seattle. Wore me out this week, bewitching Latina looks (but Chinese).

4. Selena at JM Seattle. Unique beautiful figure, incredible BJ skills.

5. Susu at Blue Jade Burien. Tall, lovely, great enthusiasm and super service.

Honorable mention: Anne at Maple FedWay. As beautiful as any, a super spinner. Will see her soon to update ranking.

You consistently post glowing reviews. Any dog-pounds rejects? Especially when we can’t always hit up these SuperStars. Odds are, there got to be some that you would avoid. Helps us to avoid them too. Also, given, me personally, most just don't have the abilities (money and time) to get out there as wide and frequent as you. TIA.