Massage Parlor Reports

[Uncivil]

Is this the one on alvernon?

Indeed. Between Speedway and Grant, about a block south of the Dairy Queen.

Just me, I don't believe any review I've seen about the place since Yoona left. And, speaking of her, I miss her huge, real tits. Ahhhh, Yoona. Always be in my memories.

[Uncivil]

Everyone all started with post 1, including you. If you think someone is a shill for some spa, you can report that post.

Admin doesn't like guys who discourage other guys from posting. Just saying.

I am aware of that. This is why I said absolutely nothing to discourage anyone from posting. I'm reminding my pervert brethren to take a lot of these newcomers with a grain of salt.

[Beamerman]

What's the current lineup at Melody? Seems like they switched the girls a lot faster this time around.

I believe it's Mimi, Kiki (Kinki? LOL) Grace, Tiffany and Kelly.

[ManSeekingSpa]

I've been trying to figure out why I kept thinking about this visit afterward, and honestly I don't think it was because of any one thing she did. That's usually how I remember the truly memorable sessions. There's some obvious standout moment and the review practically writes itself. With Mimi, it was different. I left thinking I had a good time. Then I found myself thinking about it again later that night. Then again the next day. Eventually I realized I wasn't really replaying the session itself. I was trying to figure out why my opinion of her kept improving after I had already left.

For context, I'd seen Mimi around before. Knew who she was. Had read some reports. Thought she was cute. Pretty much what everyone else already knows. Walking in, I figured I had a reasonable idea of what I was getting. I've been doing this long enough to know that most of the time your first impression ends up being pretty close to your final impression. Some girls make a huge first impression and then the rest of the hour just confirms it. Others never really get there at all. What surprised me about Mimi was that my impression kept changing throughout the appointment.

The best way I can describe it is that she kept quietly outperforming expectations. Not in some dramatic way where she suddenly reveals a hidden superpower. More like every time I thought I had her figured out, something else would stand out. First it was the smile. Then it was the energy. Then it was how engaged she seemed. Then it was all the little things that are hard to write into a review because they sound insignificant by themselves but become much more noticeable when they start stacking together.

I'd think the conversation was winding down and somehow she'd pull me right back into it. I'd think she was done teasing me about something and she'd start laughing and keep the joke going for another five minutes. A couple times I'd catch her smiling at something completely random and realize she seemed to be enjoying herself just as much as I was. None of those moments were particularly important on their own. If you listed them out individually, they probably wouldn't even make most reviews. But together they started creating an impression that was much stronger than any single moment.

Somewhere along the way I realized I was having considerably more fun than I expected to be having.

That's usually where things start getting expensive.

I've noticed a pattern over the years. The providers that end up costing me the most money are rarely the ones that immediately blow me away. Usually they're the ones that slowly work their way into my rotation before I fully realize what's happening. You leave thinking, "That was nice. " Then a few days later you're looking at your schedule trying to justify another visit. The weird thing about Mimi is that she triggered that thought process much faster than I expected. I walked in planning to be disciplined. That plan didn't survive very long.

The funny part is that when I went back and read other reports afterward, everybody seemed to be talking about different things. Some guys focus on the looks. Some focus on the enthusiasm. Some focus on the physical side of the experience. Some focus on the attitude. Yet somehow a lot of the reviews seem to arrive at the same destination. Guys walk out more impressed than they expected to be. That's a surprisingly difficult thing to pull off. Most of us have been doing this long enough that very few things genuinely surprise us anymore. We've all seen attractive girls. We've all seen skilled girls. We've all seen providers with glowing reviews. The harder thing is consistently outperforming expectations once somebody is already walking in with high hopes.

Maybe that's the real lesson here. A first-time visitor might assume Mimi's appeal is her looks, her fitness, or her energy. Those things certainly help. But I don't think that's what keeps her relevant. I think it's the way she keeps improving in your memory after the session is over. Some girls create strong first impressions. Mimi seems to create strong second impressions. The more I thought about the visit, the more sense her reputation started making.

Maybe I'm overthinking it. Wouldn't be the first time.

Either way, my wallet probably would've preferred I never figured this out.

Every now and then you meet a girl who checks a box.

Pretty face.

Petite body.

Easy smile.

Great attitude.

Mimi showed up and checked about twelve of them.

The funny thing is that after meeting her, I realized those boxes were only half the story.

There are plenty of attractive girls out there.

There are plenty of girls who provide good service.

Pretty girls get attention.

Pretty girls with chemistry tend to get repeat customers.

After spending some time with Mimi today, I have a feeling she's going to do just fine in that department.

The moment I walked inside the House of M, Mimi greeted me with a warm smile and immediately made me feel at ease.

First impression?

Very easy on the eyes.

Cute smile. Long black hair. Pretty face. Petite build. Maybe 5'4" and around 110 pounds. She was wearing a dress that highlighted her figure perfectly, and it didn't take long to understand why she's getting attention.

I handed over the donation up front and let her know what I was looking for. As soon as we got back to the room, it was instant fireworks.

This little hottie is passionate, playful, and clearly enjoys creating a sensual and memorable experience.

We spent the first few minutes making out and feeling each other up while the chemistry continued building. She slowly undressed me as we kept kissing, and before long things really started heating up.

It didn't take her long to work her way down and start treating me to a luxurious BBBJ with perfect pressure and suction. One thing that absolutely drove me crazy was the eye contact. That pretty face looking up at me was enough on its own, but she kept finding ways to push things even further.

Honestly, just writing this now and thinking back on it makes me want to go right back and do it all over again tonight!

She spent a good ten minutes worshipping my cock before we moved onto the table and switched things up with some 69. She's got such a pretty, tight little pussy. We enjoyed ourselves there for another five minutes or so, and by that point I couldn't wait to finally feel that glorious kitty wrapped around my rock-hard cock.

It was time for the main event. Mimi covered me up (I barely felt it) and blows me some more and then she got me inside her going for a RCG ride. Great fit. Good action. The visuals of this beautiful vixen riding me in CG, combined with the seductive looks she kept giving me, had me completely captivated. After a while we moved over to the table, where I started taking her in standing K9 while she kept looking back at me, which only made things hotter.

Eventually I got her up onto the table and we really found a rhythm together. She clenched up on me twice and had two O's in mish. At that point I had to switch things up because I was getting dangerously close to blowing.

So I sat on the edge of the bed and got her into ACG. She climbed up on me and started going at it like crazy. Then, to my surprise, that tight little kitty started clenching around me again and she had another O.

That was all she wrote.

At that point I couldn't hold back any longer and ended up blowing a fat load in the bag.

Reflecting back on the session, the thing that stood out to me wasn't how attractive Mimi was. I expected that.

It was how comfortable she felt almost immediately.

Some girls are beautiful.

Some girls make you feel comfortable.

The dangerous ones do both.

If you like hot girls with great service, Mimi is about as good as it gets.

I can't wait for another round with her.

[Rudtf77]

I saw a couple of reviews for Columbian Elizabeth. The reviews were good, so I said why not. Plus I was in a mood for a cousine change haha. T made me feel like giving them a shot. I texted and they said she was available now if wanted to come over. I told them I would be there in 15 minutes.

Elizabeth greeted me when I got there. She was very lively and enthusiastic. As mentioned in her reviews, she has 34 DD breasts and a phat ass. She has long black hair, a pretty face, and a very sweet smile. She has two small tattoos, tastefully done. She speaks both English and Spanish decently.

Apparently they told her that I asked for her. She took me to her room and I gave her the fee. She hurried away with that and came back quickly. After she got back, we started with some DFK and then she slid down for a BBBJ. I wanted to eat her next. We started with some more DFK before I laid her down for DATY. We switched places so she could take over with a BBBJ but I wanted to keep eating her so we quickly moved to 69. I grabbed her ass and squeezed as I buried my face in her snatch. I was lapping up her clit while she was bobbing on my knob. We went at it for a bit until it was time to fuck. She put on the condom and took me into her. She laid flat on me and we continued with more DFK. We rolled to mish staying locked at the hips and lips. She wrapped her legs around me and clamped down. That was more than I could resist and I shot my load.

She cleaned me up with a hot towel and helped me get dressed. We hugged and kissed a little more before I headed out. This girl is a little firecracker, just the best. I'll be back soon. I recommend her if you have a taste for a Latina.

Is this the one on alvernon?

[TenSleep]

Am I the only one around here who thinks having his nipples sucked is weird, and doesn't want the girls anywhere near my ass? Anyway, that's not what I'm here to post about.

This should be obvious to most of us, but I'll say it anyway just in case it isn't. The spas are getting a little strange with their marketing tactics. No, not Melody. I believe every review I read of Melody because they're all consistent with my first-hard observations and experiences. Aura, I can't speak to, as I've never been there, but I do no many of those Penthouse Forums reviews of Aura are made by accounts with less than 10 posts.

I don't want to say the name out loud. Somehow this spa got my burner number, and I don't want to make problems for myself. But, they offered me free house fees if I would write embellished reviews of their girls. Not Melody, not Aura, I'll let you figure it out from those clues so it should be obvious from that.

Also, on the topic of strange marketing tactics, last week I had Lemon Spa text me out of the blue asking me to come by. I haven't been to that place for something like three years now. That random text was certainly strange. I asked them for photos of the girl, and they refused. I guess they didn't want me to come by badly enough. Not that I would've, anyway. One, it's way too far and two, I'm a Melody guy now. I'm sick of gambling with my spa money. Melody, I know what I'm getting, I know I'll leave happy, I know I'll get a great value for what I paid especially compared to the other spa.

Anyway, just wanted to share my experiences, and remind you guys to not trust other posters who haven't been around these parts for, I'd say, at least the past eight months.

Regarding your opening line, I'm with you on those two things. I guess some guys like that stuff. I don't mind if she wants to lick my nipples, if that's her thing. But it doesn't do anything for me other than make me think "she must be into it, so what's the harm?" Ass play? Definitely not into it. Had a couple start on me, and quickly made 'them stop. There was no pleasure, just reminded me of the days when my regular check-ups included the manual prostate exam. "Whew, glad that's over with! In fact, one of my main issues with the 69 position is that my nose and eyes are too damm close to her asshole, which is a huge turn-off for me. If I'm going down on her, it has to be from the front so only my chin is exposed to the asshole, not my nose or eyes. Don't mean to judge others, but I'm not one who enjoys any of that. So no, you're not the only one.

[Lowcarbs]

What's the current lineup at Melody? Seems like they switched the girls a lot faster this time around.

[TacoLicker]

One of the best things about summer time in Tucson is that the snow birds are gone and people go on vacation which leads to more availability of the girls around town. Thank you!

[ShyNine]

But I agree, she is wonderfully kinky and such a goofball.

A lot fun for an hour.

Shy.

We might need to add a N to the middle of her name from now on. Kinki is such a gem.

[Terranomads467]

Am I the only one around here who thinks having his nipples sucked is weird, and doesn't want the girls anywhere near my ass? Anyway, that's not what I'm here to post about.

This should be obvious to most of us, but I'll say it anyway just in case it isn't. The spas are getting a little strange with their marketing tactics. No, not Melody. I believe every review I read of Melody because they're all consistent with my first-hard observations and experiences. Aura, I can't speak to, as I've never been there, but I do no many of those Penthouse Forums reviews of Aura are made by accounts with less than 10 posts.

I don't want to say the name out loud. Somehow this spa got my burner number, and I don't want to make problems for myself. But, they offered me free house fees if I would write embellished reviews of their girls. Not Melody, not Aura, I'll let you figure it out from those clues so it should be obvious from that.

Also, on the topic of strange marketing tactics, last week I had Lemon Spa text me out of the blue asking me to come by. I haven't been to that place for something like three years now. That random text was certainly strange. I asked them for photos of the girl, and they refused. I guess they didn't want me to come by badly enough. Not that I would've, anyway. One, it's way too far and two, I'm a Melody guy now. I'm sick of gambling with my spa money. Melody, I know what I'm getting, I know I'll leave happy, I know I'll get a great value for what I paid especially compared to the other spa.

Anyway, just wanted to share my experiences, and remind you guys to not trust other posters who haven't been around these parts for, I'd say, at least the past eight months.

Everyone all started with post 1, including you. If you think someone is a shill for some spa, you can report that post.

Admin doesn't like guys who discourage other guys from posting. Just saying.

[MmmGood]

We might need to add a N to the middle of her name from now on. Kinki is such a gem.

Got lucky and managed to secure an appointment with Kiki yesterday. Happy to confirm all the previous reports are true. Kiki really is a master of her craft.

I texted ahead of time to make sure she was working and let them know I was on my way to see her. A very lovely Kelly greeted me at the door when I arrived, and after I told her I was there for Kiki, she got me checked in and settled into a room. Before long Kiki walked in wearing her sexy little outfit. We took care of business up front so we could spend the rest of the hour focusing entirely on having a good time. I had read plenty of reports about her TS and TUMA skills beforehand and figured that was as good a place to start as any. After I stripped down, she gave junior a friendly tug before slipping out of her clothes herself. Damn, what a nice body.

The table shower absolutely lived up to the hype. Plenty of Nuru sliding, incredible TUMA, and that magical tongue everyone keeps talking about. She clearly knows exactly how to use it. I also honestly think nobody does P2 P cameltoe slides better than Kiki. There was a rhythm to the whole thing that made it easy to understand why so many reports tend to focus on this part of the experience. More sliding, more teasing, a little sneak preview BBBJ, and before I knew it she was drying me off and leading me back into the room. The funny thing is that I originally thought I was showing up to verify the TS and TUMA hype, but by that point I was already more interested in seeing what she had planned for the rest of the hour.

Once we got back to the room, things escalated pretty naturally. We started with some LFK that quickly turned into DFK and had junior standing at full attention almost immediately. Kiki then dropped to her knees and demonstrated exactly why her oral skills get so much praise. As fun as that was, I wanted to return the favor, so I went down on her as well. Very tasty, and I managed to get a few moans out of her in the process. Whether every bit of it was real or not, she did an excellent job making it feel real, which honestly is part of the skill set too. By that point I knew I had to get inside this wonderful woman ASAP. She suited me up and I put her in standing mish. Watching those gorgeous tits bounce while she maintained eye contact was quite the visual. After that I flipped her over for doggy. Nice ass, a little bit of slight hair pulling, and a whole lot of fun.

At that point I knew I wasn't going to last much longer, so I asked Kiki to finish me off with that magical mouth of hers. I laid back on the bed while she went to work, and she immediately reminded me why her reputation is what it is. Another stellar BBBJ with incredible pressure and suction. It honestly felt like my cock had gotten caught inside a Dyson vacuum. She combined that mouth with some very skilled handwork, and the combination proved too much to resist. I was over the finish line in short order. What a visual. Afterward she ended up with a mouthful, which looked so fucking hot. She immediately wiggled her head toward me looking for a kiss, and I started laughing while pushing her away. Snowballs are not really my thing. She got up to spit, but apparently still had some left because when she came back from the corner with tissues she tried again. Once again I laughed and pushed her away. I have to give her credit for persistence.

She stepped out to clean up and then came back to give me a massage while we chatted for a bit. Overall, Kiki was a crazy fun and memorable time, one I won't forget anytime soon. The perfect combination of sweet, sexy, and entertaining. Thanks to everyone for the great intel. Kiki is definitely going on my repeat list.

[MmmGood]

last week I had xxxxx Spa text me out of the blue asking me to come by.

At least they weren't calling you about your extended warranty. Makes me think of drunk calling a ex to try to find something easy.

[MotorboatJones]

If the owners / managers of Orchid weren't so busy posting their own shill reviews, I'd swear it was them trying to buy you off.

You're not missing anything worthwhile at Lemon Spa, believe me.

I'll let you figure it out from those clues so it should be obvious from that.

[Gaolong21]

Tiffany going to be here all month?

She mentioned to me she would be here at least through June.

[Uncivil]

Am I the only one around here who thinks having his nipples sucked is weird, and doesn't want the girls anywhere near my ass? Anyway, that's not what I'm here to post about.

This should be obvious to most of us, but I'll say it anyway just in case it isn't. The spas are getting a little strange with their marketing tactics. No, not Melody. I believe every review I read of Melody because they're all consistent with my first-hard observations and experiences. Aura, I can't speak to, as I've never been there, but I do no many of those Penthouse Forums reviews of Aura are made by accounts with less than 10 posts.

I don't want to say the name out loud. Somehow this spa got my burner number, and I don't want to make problems for myself. But, they offered me free house fees if I would write embellished reviews of their girls. Not Melody, not Aura, I'll let you figure it out from those clues so it should be obvious from that.

Also, on the topic of strange marketing tactics, last week I had Lemon Spa text me out of the blue asking me to come by. I haven't been to that place for something like three years now. That random text was certainly strange. I asked them for photos of the girl, and they refused. I guess they didn't want me to come by badly enough. Not that I would've, anyway. One, it's way too far and two, I'm a Melody guy now. I'm sick of gambling with my spa money. Melody, I know what I'm getting, I know I'll leave happy, I know I'll get a great value for what I paid especially compared to the other spa.

Anyway, just wanted to share my experiences, and remind you guys to not trust other posters who haven't been around these parts for, I'd say, at least the past eight months.