Massage Parlor Reports

[FooBarBaz2]

Went by UM in Goleta today, don't appear to be open, no answer on their phone. Are they already shut down?

To reply to myself, they're open, I just went too early. My report: eh. I paid for an hour plus 1.8 donation and was out soup to nuts in 25 min. The massage was pretty worthless, and no teasing either. She started with BBBJ, we did the usual. I can't feel much with a condom. She did finish with a nice BBBJCIM. But it was no GFE at all, just business, get in get out, next. Also, the entrance is super public I mean its right on the main street. There's a back door, but I don't think they can hear anybody knock. I'm getting bored of this stuff, I won't come back.

[FooBarBaz2]

Went by UM in Goleta today, don't appear to be open, no answer on their phone. Are they already shut down?

[NothingNew99]

Hello, are there any AMPs that provide Greek? I've been to a few and asked a handful but always got a no. Any recs?

[TopDog]

I will be in Santa Barbara next week and would like to get a massage, I will be staying on State St. Any info on a place that provides a little extra?

Thanks in advance.

[NothingNew99]

Ever since Old Town Spa closed, I have been looking for a new table shower spot. Does anyone know of somewhere in the central coast for one, or are they all in LA?

[Gudel]

Just in case anyone's wondering what happened to Wendy from Old Town Spa that was recently closed, she is now at the 998 across the street. I'm not sure if she's going to relocate to another place or continue to partner with 998 Spa next door. This place does not have table shower, and the shower isn't as huge as Old Town.

[LanceCave]

Bella is an absolute standout at Golden Touch Spa, a young Chinese woman who perfectly embodies the phrase "mash adorable and sexy easily. " She's in her early 20's and possesses one of the most remarkable physiques I've ever seen, clearly the result of serious dedication to pilates. Her body is a testament to what discipline can achieve.

Her petite frame is a canvas of pure muscle and tone. The washboard abs are not just defined; they're sculpted, creating a perfect midsection that tapers to a tiny waist. When she turns around, the view is just as impressive. Her glutes are exceptionally well-developed, round and firm, creating a silhouette that is both athletic and incredibly feminine. She has the kind of body that makes you do a double-take, struggling to reconcile her innocent, youthful face with her jaw-droppingly fit physique.

The session began with a massage that was surprisingly strong, her toned arms delivering pressure with an intensity that belied her small stature. She's soft-spoken and has a gentle, almost shy demeanor, which creates a thrilling contrast when the clothes come off and her more confident, sensual side emerges.

Her fitness translates directly into the bedroom. Bella is incredibly flexible and strong. In missionary, she can wrap her legs around you in ways that feel both intimate and powerful. When she gets on top for cowgirl, her control is phenomenal; those powerful glutes allow her to ride with a perfect, grinding rhythm that's both sensual and athletic. Doggystyle is a visual masterpiece, with her toned back and that spectacular, firm ass providing a view that is almost too good to be true.

For anyone who appreciates the aesthetic of a truly fit, athletic body, Bella is an absolute must-see. She combines the fresh-faced appeal of a girl in her early 20's with the honed physique of a dedicated fitness enthusiast. The contrast between her adorable personality and her rock-hard, sexy body makes for an unforgettable experience that I will be repeating very soon.

[LongDickG]

Agreed YoYo is not cute (and she's hard to avoid, always gobbles up the walk-ins) and the place in general is on the expensive side nowadays. May return to try Tina or Lily if I can get the time.

[Marcath]

Went there recently, called and asked for appt with Tina.

When I got there, I got YoYo instead. They raised the price, $70 for the hr. OK massage but wanted $70 for a handy! Doubt if I'll be back.

[JoeDokes]

Has anyone seen Tina at healthy life on State. Looks really cute.

How was Tina? Looks and massage, and anything else?

[JoeDokes]

Has anyone seen Tina at healthy life on State. Looks really cute.

I went Friday and got Lily. She is 30 ish very friendly and nice looking. Good massage and left happy 👍.

I would repeat and see how it goes.

[FooBarBaz2]

Stopped in today, this is a clean shop in a decently private location. Got a so-so massage, not sensual and not a good massage either, just ok. Flipped over for some bare 69, which was pretty nice, her pussy was quite enjoyable and she got a little wet, but my wee-wee isn't working so good these days, and when she put a condom on that killed it. But she offered bareback for an extra $100, well hell, who could refuse that? So I ended up getting BBFSCIP. I'm not going to give the lady's name, I'm not sure this is a regular service she offers, maybe things just struck right at that moment. But generally I think you'll get off here.

[JuicyBerry]

Yoyo.

ABC soup: LFK, DFK only after orgasms, kissing OK. Light to medium GFE YMMV, Breastplay, Titjob, BBBJ, 69, DATY, CFS.

Foreplay BBBJ: Kept underwear on while she got supplies. Clothed foreplay. Standing, Dress on, Ass towards me, and grinded while I vamped. Feelup, tension buildup for a bit. She dropped my trousers, took off her dress. Same but nude. She kept a hand on my boy while grinding. Guided me in between her thighs. Felt prickly with her hairs and the pain kept me sane. Reached a hand over and pressed my dick against her pussy. Was pretty wet at this point. Spun her around for a kiss. She kiss trailed down and did a titjob to BBBJ. Pretty good. 8/10 Can make me cum on a riled up day.

69: I was done standing and having a girl on her knees is not as interesting to me unless we're doing BDSM. Stood her up, I layed down, then she tossed me a pillow. Sensual BBBJ and I lifted her over for some 69. She seemed pretty sensitive during foreplay, so I was guessing this was going to be easy. Tiny butt, pressed her flat onto my body so she can relax. Wanted to make the first O a strong one. Full slow teasing sweep. Clit to Peri then back. Couple clit flicks and some outer lip pulls and presses. She was just frozen moaning with my cock in her mouth. I slowed when she took her mouth off. LOL. So she kept my dick in her mouth and moved bobbed in between moans. Teased her vaginal hole a bit. Once her moaning pitch got high I hand pulled the hood and sucked her clit out. Fast flicks and lips giving a clit blowjob. She was constantly grinding her pussy on my tongue. Was messing up my rhythm but at least I know she was loving it. Big O, legs went straight out, and Peri finally relaxed and was throbbing. Was fun. Tried different techs till she plateaud and I was tired.

MS finish: Covered and she asked me what position. She was about to mount but had her go on her back. Wanted to tease her till she begged. Leaned back and used my dick as a pen to write my name. Pushed her legs back, and grinded my dick on her vagina and clit till the first beg. Slapped her clit with my dick on the first beg, then tease inserts only. Put my dick in and moved it around in the first 2 inches of her. Kept her legs together and up. She's very responsive and the first woman in awhile that I wanted to tease. She started reaching for me to insert and begged strongly and was grinding sexily. Time for full insert grind. Moved around for quick search for her spots. Very easy with responsive girls like her. Slow strokes on a spot I found and she came hard. Stayed in MS variations and just looked for different spots she liked. A sexual favorite for sure. Blew a load and chilled in the cubby hole. 160.

[NothingNew99]

Try Noble on Hollister.

I've tried that spot, but I never get anyone younger. Always 40+. She has given me CFS before. I forgot her name but she's nice to talk to. Haven't been in a few months, but I doubt it's changed.

[Discreet1965]

Try Noble on Hollister.

After Old Town Spa got shut down, I have been wondering where another table shower spa can be found. Somewhere within the 805.