Massage Parlor Reports

[MmmGood]

last week I had xxxxx Spa text me out of the blue asking me to come by.

At least they weren't calling you about your extended warranty. Makes me think of drunk calling a ex to try to find something easy.

[MotorboatJones]

If the owners / managers of Orchid weren't so busy posting their own shill reviews, I'd swear it was them trying to buy you off.

You're not missing anything worthwhile at Lemon Spa, believe me.

I'll let you figure it out from those clues so it should be obvious from that.

[Gaolong21]

Tiffany going to be here all month?

She mentioned to me she would be here at least through June.

[Uncivil]

Am I the only one around here who thinks having his nipples sucked is weird, and doesn't want the girls anywhere near my ass? Anyway, that's not what I'm here to post about.

This should be obvious to most of us, but I'll say it anyway just in case it isn't. The spas are getting a little strange with their marketing tactics. No, not Melody. I believe every review I read of Melody because they're all consistent with my first-hard observations and experiences. Aura, I can't speak to, as I've never been there, but I do no many of those Penthouse Forums reviews of Aura are made by accounts with less than 10 posts.

I don't want to say the name out loud. Somehow this spa got my burner number, and I don't want to make problems for myself. But, they offered me free house fees if I would write embellished reviews of their girls. Not Melody, not Aura, I'll let you figure it out from those clues so it should be obvious from that.

Also, on the topic of strange marketing tactics, last week I had Lemon Spa text me out of the blue asking me to come by. I haven't been to that place for something like three years now. That random text was certainly strange. I asked them for photos of the girl, and they refused. I guess they didn't want me to come by badly enough. Not that I would've, anyway. One, it's way too far and two, I'm a Melody guy now. I'm sick of gambling with my spa money. Melody, I know what I'm getting, I know I'll leave happy, I know I'll get a great value for what I paid especially compared to the other spa.

Anyway, just wanted to share my experiences, and remind you guys to not trust other posters who haven't been around these parts for, I'd say, at least the past eight months.

[YeetusDeletus]

Can we get a definitive list of parlors that have non-asians? I know orchid has a columbian. Nothing against our asian ladies, just looking for variety!

I saw a couple of reviews for Columbian Elizabeth. The reviews were good, so I said why not. Plus I was in a mood for a cousine change haha. T made me feel like giving them a shot. I texted and they said she was available now if wanted to come over. I told them I would be there in 15 minutes.

Elizabeth greeted me when I got there. She was very lively and enthusiastic. As mentioned in her reviews, she has 34 DD breasts and a phat ass. She has long black hair, a pretty face, and a very sweet smile. She has two small tattoos, tastefully done. She speaks both English and Spanish decently.

Apparently they told her that I asked for her. She took me to her room and I gave her the fee. She hurried away with that and came back quickly. After she got back, we started with some DFK and then she slid down for a BBBJ. I wanted to eat her next. We started with some more DFK before I laid her down for DATY. We switched places so she could take over with a BBBJ but I wanted to keep eating her so we quickly moved to 69. I grabbed her ass and squeezed as I buried my face in her snatch. I was lapping up her clit while she was bobbing on my knob. We went at it for a bit until it was time to fuck. She put on the condom and took me into her. She laid flat on me and we continued with more DFK. We rolled to mish staying locked at the hips and lips. She wrapped her legs around me and clamped down. That was more than I could resist and I shot my load.

She cleaned me up with a hot towel and helped me get dressed. We hugged and kissed a little more before I headed out. This girl is a little firecracker, just the best. I'll be back soon. I recommend her if you have a taste for a Latina.

[Labbit5]

Sounds like I'm gonna have to head up to Mary's kitchen for some breakfast soon with chef Tiffany. Thanks to you fine folk, I have a pretty good idea of what I'm going to get. Hopefully things will be smooth in the kitchen tomorrow and Tiffany won't accidentally inject too much mayo on on her scrambled egg special. I'm really more of a ketchup guy anyway.

The fresh fish at the market was thrown out to the sharks day one. I wonder if you all will give her a break for my next visit or if I'll have to settle for Kiki, Kelly, Mimi, or Grace. Hopefully the breakfast special keeps everyone busy enough to get away with a 2 chef special.

[Labbit5]

Kylie offered me TS which I'm still getting used to but is very helpful especially now that it's getting hot. It takes me like 20 minutes to get over there which is plenty of time to get sweaty. Turns out she's also into ass play though not to the same extent at Kiki though that might have been her pulling back after noticing how ticklish I was. Either way I still appreciated the attention. Her oral skills are top notch. She does that thing where she fills her mouth up with water before going for the blowjob. First time having that done to me. I am a fan.

My two cents, if they offer a TS take it even if you're fresh. It's a chance for both of you to be cleaned up and there's nothing like a soapy set of breast to clean you off. Plus, they won't be guessing if you're clean or not. None of the ladies have failed me in a TS and Kelly sounds like fun there too.

[GarudaDarkblac]

So I ventured in to Orchid to see if the reports were true about an E cup Coco. I did not have the same luck.

I messaged ahead and requested coco. Then upon arrival, this lady opens up, not quite sure if they're just hiding under the fluffy dress she had on I decide to stay. The designer of that push up bra needs a promotion. Once she undressed, they were not even close to anything above a C. I guess wishful thinking kept me hoping they were hiding in there. Welp, I was already there and figured I'd at least see how the services were. Massage was non existent, just some light touching all around my back. On the flip she we got right to it. She did the things. Nothing to write home about. Halfway into it, another monger came to the door and she made me pull out and wait for her to get back. Not the best customer service. She came back and I figured I was done, so I quickly came and headed out.

There was a 2nd girl there named Jenny that was busy, so maybe they share the name Coco when it's convenient.

Ah well, another bust.

I tried Orchid a few weeks ago for the same reasons and because it is close to home. Probably got the same girl but decided to enjoy myself anyway. Paid for an hour then got interrupted by another customer before even getting started. She asked if half hour was okay, which confused me, because she said another girl was taking care of him. The massage was basically non-existent and the extras were forgettable. After only 20 minutes I was told it was over. I would not repeat and have had better experiences at places without extras. Maybe others have had better experiences there but I'm looking for consistency so Orchid is a no go for me.

[Labbit5]

He / she doesn't travel around visiting spas, they sit behind their desk and write good reviews to get business.

This makes the most sense. I don't see any other incentive for making up stories in different locations. I still find them entertaining with all of them having the same typos or explaining little things like cfs. It does make me a bit sad when they can't spell the name of the location they are reviewing right.

[ShyNine]

It might break my bank and kill me but if Mimi offered 4 girls I'd strongly consider it.

Especially if she and M were part of it.

I'd let them choose the other two and I'd give up a few hours to give it a shot.

[StoneColdHero]

Funny how every time a new girl shows up, the first few reviews are usually about the same things. How pretty she is. How young she looks. How good her body is. Whether the pictures are accurate. All fair questions. We've all played that game before. After spending some time with Tiffany at the House of M though, I found myself thinking about something a little different.

Tiffany going to be here all month?

[DaveDream]

He / she doesn't travel around visiting spas, they sit behind their desk and write good reviews to get business.

What job do you have that you can post about 10 different locations around this country in 20 posts.

[SoggyWaffle]

I had a visit with sia last week. I met Molly then so decided to give her a try this morning. I was her first customer today. She answered the door and after a hug and kiss, led me to the room with the nice mirrors.

Stopped by Aura last night and was greeted by Molly. She was looking amazing; curvy, with that juicy ass. She's in her early 20's, she has a cute face, with sexy dark eyes and nice pair of natural small C cups.

We started with some small talk, flirting a bit, and then she led me into the room. Was offered the duo option. Very tempted, unfortunately I had an unexpected car repair. Paid the standard donations and she wasted no time, dropping to her knees for a BBBJ that was sloppy and wet, with plenty of spit, handjerking, and eye contact that had me really hard. She made sure to focus on the balls too, teasing and gracing them proper.

Once I was ready, she covered me up and we moved into mish, then CG. Her ass bounced perfectly with every thrust, and I couldn't help but squeeze it, felt soft but firm, just how I like it. She was moaning, playing with her tits, and I could tell she was into it. Great enthusiasm, and she kept making sure I was satisfied.

We switched to RCG, and she kept riding me really good, hips rolling slow at first, then faster. Her ass was smacking against me good, and I loved grabbing her hips, pulling her into me. She was moaning loud, rubbing her clit, and I could feel myself inching closer.

Finally, I told her to flip over for some doggy, and her ass looked incredible from behind. Bouncing and jiggling as I pounded her, she was into it, rubbing her pussy, moaning loud, really getting into the rough stuff. I could feel myself about to blow, and I made sure to go all out, filling up the bag deep inside her.

Cleaned up quick, shared a little kiss, and then I was out. Molly has that wild, sensual side, and I'll definitely be back for more.

[Harveyspec1069]

Sounds like I'm gonna have to head up to Mary's kitchen for some breakfast soon with chef Tiffany. Thanks to you fine folk, I have a pretty good idea of what I'm going to get. Hopefully things will be smooth in the kitchen tomorrow and Tiffany won't accidentally inject too much mayo on on her scrambled egg special. I'm really more of a ketchup guy anyway.

Tiffany.
If you are into the young girl next door type then this girl is for you. She has a very shy college girl demeanor...
The grip was definitely the highlight of the session.
Her vibe is a very shy sweet girl.

The second she opened the door, I knew I was going to have a good time...
Tiffany has an incredibly warm personality and a playful side that made the entire experience feel effortless.
She left a lasting impression on me not just because of how pretty she is, but because of how easy she is to connect with.

[Wetnoodle79]

I finally got the raw BBFS I'd been craving with Sia, that short, curvy brunette spinner built like pure sextiny waist flaring into wide hips, capped with massive, heavy natural Ds that jiggled with every breath. Her pussy was a dripping, soaked and tasty as fuck.

In the table shower, hot water cascaded over us as she pressed her slick body against mine. Her P2 P slide was pure joy that smooth, bald kitty grinding up and down my throbbing shaft, coating me in her thick juices while we devoured each other in deep, sloppy DFK, tongues thrusting wildly, spit dripping everywhere. Her enormous tits mashed against my chest, nipples rock hard as she humped me faster, teasing my cockhead right at her entrance.

We barely made it to the room before she took full control. She began with 69 and let me devour her pink, wet pussy. After a few minutes she shoved me onto the bed and mounted me reverse cowgirl, slamming her tight, dripping pussy down onto my bare cock in one greedy motion. No condom, just scorching wet flesh gripping every inch as she rode me like a feral animal, ass cheeks clapping loudly, her creamy juices squirting and frothing around my shaft with each brutal bounce. Those massive Ds swung and slapped audibly against her ribs while she impaled herself balls-deep, her inner walls milking me relentlessly.

She spun around into a cowgirl, leaning forward so her huge tits smothered my face. I sucked and bit her thick nipples as she ground her clit against my pelvis, her kitty convulsing in the first of many orgasms, gushing all over my balls. We flipped to doggy, me pounding her from behind, hands gripping that tiny waist as her fat ass rippled from the vicious impacts. I yanked her hair, arching her back while destroying her soaked hole, switching to a prone position so I could rail her even deeper, her face buried in the sheets as she squirted again.

She flipped onto her back for missionary, legs spread obscenely wide, pulling me in as her pussy swallowed me whole. Then we moved to standing MISH against the mirror. I lifted her tiny frame, holding her thick thighs as I hammered upward into her kitty with savage force. The reflection was pure PSE experience. Her massive tits bouncing wildly in front of us, flopping and jiggling hypnotically with every punishing thrust. Her body shook uncontrollably as she came hard one last time, pussy clamping and pulsing around my raw cock.

I couldn't hold back. I pulled out and blasted thick ropes of cum across her heaving tits and face, watching it drip down her curves while she rubbed it into her skin like lotion. Exhausted, covered in sweat and fluids, I collapsed beside her, already knowing I was financially wrecked this month. Worth every damn penny.