Massage Parlor Reports

**Susman123-Shill** · 06-09-26 14:54

What's up OGs, this morning I was faced with a dilemma, do I go in early and check out JM massage because Hallen lowkey piqued my interest with the photos MMS sent or do I wait after work and go see the best to ever do it in the business Bianca for the 6th time. Against my better judgement and patience, I decided to go with Hallen just because it was on the way to work.

Came there and was told to wait for a couple of minutes so I chilled out in the kitchen for a bit til she was ready. Saw Hallen and I feel like I've seen here before at JM but idk if I'm just experiencing déjà vu. $$ for the hour as always and off to the showers we went. Opened with a whole lotta tongue on body action and bodysliding, making a lot of suds, yada yada standard table shower stuff. However mid way through someone else came over and popped in to use the shower and gave me a kiss before she left, I believe this might have been Salena, if so I definitely have to swing back to JM and try that out. Dried up, and back to the rooms we go.

Once we got back to the room, it was straight to business. She opened up with some TUMA and stroking the Johnson, had to end that a little early cause I was going to buss. Afterwards we switched over to the BBBJ and it was surprisingly really good, no teeth so that's always a plus and I forgot to mention I think she has MM Ds, they're definitely really fun to play with while everything is going down. After all that was done, we slipped on the covers and she hit the CG on me. Didn't take long for me to blow my load. Afterwards, we cleaned up for a bit and we cuddled for the rest of the remaining time. Oddly enough I thought I was going to get a massage but it was just cuddles which I was a little disappointed in cause where's my complimentary massage, smh. Besides all of that she was asking if I still wanted to go for round 2, but I told her little bud went into hibernation and won't be awake for a while. I was able to secure a head massage at least before it ended as a saving grace.

Super funny thing to mention, there was another monger there who as I was getting ready to leave, decided he wanted the whole parlor to see so he left the door open and shifted into 6 gear blowing straight cheeks at whoever was giving it to him in room 1. Either way was super funny and good for you whoever you are stranger.

That being said, was Hallen good? Ehhh I'd rate her a 7.5/10. Really nice tits and tongue action but there are probably better girls at JM. Would I come back to see her? Probably not, I will come back for Salena doe. SMH I should've just been patient and waited for Bianca instead. Anyways hope you guys enjoyed. Byeeeeeee.

**Strong1954-Shill for Shanghai** · 06-09-26 14:50

Does anyone know what happened to the girl who went by Maggie, Jenny, and Amy? She worked Shanghai, Cinderella Spa in Tacoma, then Shanghai and Good in Renton again. Not sure if she had a disagreement with the two MMS's but she left and disappeared. Heard she was in Spokane and Vancouver. Heard also that she got her own store. I know she wanted to do that. She ws one of my favorites, so just wondering. Hope she is doing well.

**MaybeThisTime** · 06-09-26 13:47

Originally Posted by Tasman63 [View Original Post]

Anyone know what happened to Kim. She was at Best in Everett back in December and was supposed to be at Blue Jade this month.

She's been going by Kili if I'm not mistaken, you can message the number to confirm her location. I suspect she probably rotated over to Brisa.

**Tasman63** · 06-09-26 13:37

Anyone know what happened to Kim. She was at Best in Everett back in December and was supposed to be at Blue Jade this month.

**Manager9** · 06-09-26 12:05

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

Most constant kisser since Chanel. My issues with JM are typically the noise, sometimes funny with other sessions, but also with too much talking through doors and yelling outside.

This is my sexy time dammit.

I guess she was mad at something else and later got comfy with me but the ship had sailed by then. Yeah, the talking and yelling is a distraction. I guess it is part of the 'Chinese brothel' experience LOL. They need to fix that.

**KrDoggy-shill** · 06-09-26 10:30

Most constant kisser since Chanel. My issues with JM are typically the noise, sometimes funny with other sessions, but also with too much talking through doors and yelling outside.

This is my sexy time dammit.

Originally Posted by Manager9 [View Original Post]

You are not alone. I had a mediocre experience with her as well. Initially she was not into LFK or DFK and turned her head sideways when I leaned in. Suddenly she decided it was ok in the middle of the session and leaned in for a kiss. She kinda wanted to get it done asap once we started having sex. I had been skipping JM because I have more bad experiences than good experiences at that shop but I decided to give Lola a chance based on reviews and it was disappointing. As always, it is a YMMV hobby.

**Lotus89-shill** · 06-09-26 07:27

Stopped by a couple days ago and got linked up with SuSu. Very attractive and the service was more than I expected. We showered together. DFK, DATY, DATO, BBBJ, BBFS, and CIP. She has a great personality and seemed to really want to provide top-tier services. I was surprised by the level of service and only did Standing MISH because I didn't want to run the feeling by changing positions. After the session, I contacted MMS and asked her about what happened. She told me that SuSu does selectively offer BB.

**CSnow-shill** · 06-09-26 02:04

Agreed on Ella and Loia (Lola). Both amazing.

Lia and Selena are at the top of my TDL list, though I just want to keep repeating with Ella and Loia while they are here LOL.

I will throw Bella at Shanghai into the mix. Gorgeous and sweet. Review posted on Everett board. The fact that MTT saw her 3 times also speaks volumes.

I don't think I will ever make it to any shops besides SBBBJ, JM, and Q / Tokyo, LOL. Just those are keeping me broke.

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

Ratings are coarse but I get this question a lot, so just based on my own experiences.

1. Ella at Tokyo Renton. Most beautiful, best body, best personalty, most enthusiastic service. She wins in a landslide.

2. Selena at JM in Seattle. Incredible combination of looks and skills, she is new so an ambitious rating but here we are.

3. Loia at JM in Seattle. Good looks, great service. Sweet sweet girl.

4. Lia at Brisa in Auburn. Beautiful face, GREAT body, super responsive to stimulation, just fun fun fun.

5. (Tie) Summer at QQ FedWay consistent spinner superstar, Anne at Maple FedWay. Drop dead gorgeous spinner with super service.

Think of it as my current repeat list. Still have a few SBBBJ ladies to sample, so this list may easily change. That franchise often dominates my list.

**CSnow-shill** · 06-09-26 01:58

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

The girls hate it as much as I do, especially at 11 pm. It puts you in a customer category you don't want to be in. I was there at 2 pm, paid standard rate for an hour. I did try to confirm rate via text and got scolded. I don't overpay but make sure not to underpay.

Don't know of places that take what you offered for an half hour. I'm sure they exist.

There was a discussion a while back on the going rate for HH in Seattle. I asked Blue Jade MMS and she told me $150. That was a while back. AFAIK $150-160 for HH is the correct recent price for the L3/ FS shops. I was told the house takes $60 from an hour and $50 from HH, girls get the rest.

Q and Tokyo typically match that price AFAIK. I never tried to ask for HH anywhere, always an hour.

**Ciaphas26** · 06-08-26 23:13

Originally Posted by Wanker23 [View Original Post]

Shanghai in Everett.

Thanks mate. No wonder I couldn't find the meaning of it on google.

+1 for Shanghai. Been there for my first time recently, fantastic experience.

Hastytruth3 · 06-08-26 21:52

Originally Posted by DevilsDouble [View Original Post]

Any places in Issaquah? Anything going on at Eastern Massage spa or vicinity?

Did you ever give this spot a try?

**SaintStropez** · 06-08-26 21:35

Originally Posted by Manager9 [View Original Post]

You are not alone. I had a mediocre experience with her as well. Initially she was not into LFK or DFK and turned her head sideways when I leaned in. Suddenly she decided it was ok in the middle of the session and leaned in for a kiss. She kinda wanted to get it done asap once we started having sex. I had been skipping JM because I have more bad experiences than good experiences at that shop but I decided to give Lola a chance based on reviews and it was disappointing. As always, it is a YMMV hobby.

Yeah idk what switched. The session was going okay and then out of nowhere she told me to get up and shower LOL.

**Ampking69** · 06-08-26 21:04

Originally Posted by SaintStropez [View Original Post]

I debated not posting this because I haven't seen any bad JM reviews so I don't want to be seen as person with unreasonable expectations.

I understand how you felt, been there myself as well in the early days.

On the other hand, Selena is the only reason I visited JM this month.

**Manager9** · 06-08-26 20:25

Originally Posted by SaintStropez [View Original Post]

I debated not posting this because I haven't seen any bad JM reviews so I don't want to be seen as person with unreasonable expectations.

Scheduled an appointment for a friend and myself. He wanted to see Hallen and I picked Loia based off off reviews I had read here. Got there 15 minutes before our appointments. Hallen was ready and led my friend to their room, Loia wasn't. I expected this and was okay with it. I chilled in the pink kitchen area. While I was there Kiki came in and she looked really pretty and I almost switched. I texted the mms that Kiki was beautiful. She asked if I wanted to see Kiki instead. I told her I wanted to see Loia and I felt bad because I had schedule an appointment with her already. It is now the time that my appointment was originally scheduled. Loia comes in and grabs me. It's the top of the hour. We go into the "secret" room behind the shower. The room is nice.

We hop in the new shower to clean up. Service is going well. I'll skip the rest of the session. Out of nowhere 35 minutes into the hour, Loia says time is over let's take a shower. No finish- 25 minutes left.

The texted mms about this experience and she tried to lie and said I was in room for the whole hour. Said I always complain. I never do. I told her I had time stamps from reviewing our msgs and then she apologized.

You are not alone. I had a mediocre experience with her as well. Initially she was not into LFK or DFK and turned her head sideways when I leaned in. Suddenly she decided it was ok in the middle of the session and leaned in for a kiss. She kinda wanted to get it done asap once we started having sex. I had been skipping JM because I have more bad experiences than good experiences at that shop but I decided to give Lola a chance based on reviews and it was disappointing. As always, it is a YMMV hobby.

**SaintStropez** · 06-08-26 20:01

I debated not posting this because I haven't seen any bad JM reviews so I don't want to be seen as person with unreasonable expectations.

Scheduled an appointment for a friend and myself. He wanted to see Hallen and I picked Loia based off off reviews I had read here. Got there 15 minutes before our appointments. Hallen was ready and led my friend to their room, Loia wasn't. I expected this and was okay with it. I chilled in the pink kitchen area. While I was there Kiki came in and she looked really pretty and I almost switched. I texted the mms that Kiki was beautiful. She asked if I wanted to see Kiki instead. I told her I wanted to see Loia and I felt bad because I had schedule an appointment with her already. It is now the time that my appointment was originally scheduled. Loia comes in and grabs me. It's the top of the hour. We go into the "secret" room behind the shower. The room is nice.

We hop in the new shower to clean up. Service is going well. I'll skip the rest of the session. Out of nowhere 35 minutes into the hour, Loia says time is over let's take a shower. No finish- 25 minutes left.

The texted mms about this experience and she tried to lie and said I was in room for the whole hour. Said I always complain. I never do. I told her I had time stamps from reviewing our msgs and then she apologized.