Massage Parlor Reports

[Hastytruth3]

Any places in Issaquah? Anything going on at Eastern Massage spa or vicinity?

Did you ever give this spot a try?

[SaintStropez]

You are not alone. I had a mediocre experience with her as well. Initially she was not into LFK or DFK and turned her head sideways when I leaned in. Suddenly she decided it was ok in the middle of the session and leaned in for a kiss. She kinda wanted to get it done asap once we started having sex. I had been skipping JM because I have more bad experiences than good experiences at that shop but I decided to give Lola a chance based on reviews and it was disappointing. As always, it is a YMMV hobby.

Yeah idk what switched. The session was going okay and then out of nowhere she told me to get up and shower LOL.

[Ampking69]

I debated not posting this because I haven't seen any bad JM reviews so I don't want to be seen as person with unreasonable expectations.

I understand how you felt, been there myself as well in the early days.

On the other hand, Selena is the only reason I visited JM this month.

[Manager9]

I debated not posting this because I haven't seen any bad JM reviews so I don't want to be seen as person with unreasonable expectations.

Scheduled an appointment for a friend and myself. He wanted to see Hallen and I picked Loia based off off reviews I had read here. Got there 15 minutes before our appointments. Hallen was ready and led my friend to their room, Loia wasn't. I expected this and was okay with it. I chilled in the pink kitchen area. While I was there Kiki came in and she looked really pretty and I almost switched. I texted the mms that Kiki was beautiful. She asked if I wanted to see Kiki instead. I told her I wanted to see Loia and I felt bad because I had schedule an appointment with her already. It is now the time that my appointment was originally scheduled. Loia comes in and grabs me. It's the top of the hour. We go into the "secret" room behind the shower. The room is nice.

We hop in the new shower to clean up. Service is going well. I'll skip the rest of the session. Out of nowhere 35 minutes into the hour, Loia says time is over let's take a shower. No finish- 25 minutes left.

The texted mms about this experience and she tried to lie and said I was in room for the whole hour. Said I always complain. I never do. I told her I had time stamps from reviewing our msgs and then she apologized.

You are not alone. I had a mediocre experience with her as well. Initially she was not into LFK or DFK and turned her head sideways when I leaned in. Suddenly she decided it was ok in the middle of the session and leaned in for a kiss. She kinda wanted to get it done asap once we started having sex. I had been skipping JM because I have more bad experiences than good experiences at that shop but I decided to give Lola a chance based on reviews and it was disappointing. As always, it is a YMMV hobby.

[SaintStropez]

I debated not posting this because I haven't seen any bad JM reviews so I don't want to be seen as person with unreasonable expectations.

Scheduled an appointment for a friend and myself. He wanted to see Hallen and I picked Loia based off off reviews I had read here. Got there 15 minutes before our appointments. Hallen was ready and led my friend to their room, Loia wasn't. I expected this and was okay with it. I chilled in the pink kitchen area. While I was there Kiki came in and she looked really pretty and I almost switched. I texted the mms that Kiki was beautiful. She asked if I wanted to see Kiki instead. I told her I wanted to see Loia and I felt bad because I had schedule an appointment with her already. It is now the time that my appointment was originally scheduled. Loia comes in and grabs me. It's the top of the hour. We go into the "secret" room behind the shower. The room is nice.

We hop in the new shower to clean up. Service is going well. I'll skip the rest of the session. Out of nowhere 35 minutes into the hour, Loia says time is over let's take a shower. No finish- 25 minutes left.

The texted mms about this experience and she tried to lie and said I was in room for the whole hour. Said I always complain. I never do. I told her I had time stamps from reviewing our msgs and then she apologized.

[JonnyWongCong]

A little too much teeth when going fast during BBBJ but still good! Told her to keep the door open, a few walk-ins got to see a show as they walked by.

Its hot. I love to stop by to say hi.

[SplittingTens]

Was heading up the 405 and checked to see if Selena or Ella were available on short notice. To no surprise I needed to be a bit more patient.

I did have it in mind though to check out Luna at Tokyo. She was Duomi at JM but I was out of town during her rotation. Ella told me she wasn't busy so I stopped in.

Ella greated me first but she had let me know she had an appt at the top of the hour. Was tempting to grab both of them and go for a round with Ella the focus first but told myself to just slow down and enjoy. Luna was petite with some great MM Cs and a very toned body. Nice and petite I'd guess her to be no more than 5'1" and maybe a pound or two over 100 if not less.

Ella was bantering a lot and helping translate and I made sure Luna said she was up for a sporty fuck. Grabbed a shower and in to the room with Luna. Luna has a great face and is very cute but we had to rely on translator for most communication. She had a great attitude and was a pleaser and I got a nice massage and a little table body slide. I bet this was pretty great with the TS at JM. She offered tuma but I passed and flipped over. Oral was about average and she's not a deep throater. She was okay with a little face fucking but had to hold back quite a bit.

She got the condom and suited up. Now I will say this was the tightest girls I have seen in a long time. Just a super tight opening and entire box. I took my time but got a great response as I filled her up. I made sure to build to it but she didn't pull any of the tricks to keep you from going deep. Standing mish, cg, reg mish, and finally doggy on all fours and we were slapping. Filled the bag and after recovering a little oral on the post clean up just like Chanel would do for you. She told me via translator she'd be at Tokyo this month and then I believe she rotates back to JM.

Not a bad option to have at all. By the time we were done Ella was yammering again and coming into the room to talk a little smack. Told her next time I might just take both of them.

[Nyp123]

A little too much teeth when going fast during BBBJ but still good! Told her to keep the door open, a few walk-ins got to see a show as they walked by.

Agreed that Selena at JM is a must see; already seen her 4+ times already, each session better than the previous ones.

Now you (and others) had me curious about Ella.

[GeniusCasanova-Shill]

TIP: For those who don't know, there's this cool ignore user button on the user's profile if you don't like their style of posts. :0.

Opinions, biases, rambles, blah blah, the forum is a resource of info. It's better to have more info than less. I'm sure you're have already formed your opinions on specific regular user's reviews, posts, etc. And know what they like and don't. Make your own judgement.

I try to include looks, personality, visit, and a overall short opinion of the package. Maybe it's better to start using the PLEASER format.

Additionally, expanding on KD's note:

- There is a lot of rapport building and whatnot first. I know I won't have a good visit if I don't click well initially with them which is why I usually don't visit new girls immediately without meeting them first. Even if I do, sometimes I won't see that girl and that is probably a mistake but that's just because there's another that clicks better. Some new girls already know of me off the bat cause their friends who worked there previously have told them, girls talk. I've had MMS tell me what the girls tell her afterwards about me, because again "girls talk" and some occasions girls specifically ask MMS about my whereabouts and if I'm coming back.

- Trying to stay modest, the advantages KD mentioned are big and do add to the payout on-top of connecting first. They get an assortment of guys that come rolling through, when they get someone comfortable and that they genuinely find attractive it's a little different as for anyone.

- Some girls aren't easy to get that O from, but if you can, you unlock the next gate of crazy fun. I could name a few off the top of my head, the repeats with them are awesome.



For me personally, a girl's review quality is a reflection of the visit and that I'll only write if I think it's deserving. Make my own judgements, MMS can try to influence whatever they want but they don't dictate.

And yes it's sad to hear sometimes they've never seen the city or go out. Some girl are fortunate to be able to the time to spend an extra few days exploring, other's just leave, go home or go onto their next. Still chat with some, sometimes they invite me out, they're always inviting me back to their cities to treat me to meals and have fun.

Going the extra mile with them (if they allow it) makes it more enjoyable and builds a lot of rapport. They're always trying to feed me or often ask if I want to eat with them at the shops, or sometimes just helping fix something quickly to make their days a little less stressful.

I do like reading and also writing detailed reviews. I understand some just like the quick and dirty, but I enjoy the playboy-style articles LOL. If I see some reviews about a new girl, I'll typically see them myself to dispel my skepticism. Believe it or not, Washington gets some good talent, and the big SBBBJ chain does a good job, and does request honest feedback immediately. Same with JM. I don't hold back with my thoughts, both here and directly to mamasan. Even if you don't like someones review style, you can always glean some good info. Maybe just not from the sub-10 post most likely AI reviews. I'd guess it is someone from management writing reviews. But it sounds like I am up for a trip to JM this coming weekend if KRD speaks so highly of Selena. My tank may be empty when I get back to town though. By some stroke of luck I am out of state with one of my ATF legends of the Seattle scene fucking up a storm. She might just want me to stop going to MPs by draining me now. LOL. See why'all in the cameras when I get back, boys. LOL.

[CSnow-shill]

Not going to write a separate review since I agree with the below. I went to see her based on the comments she's as good as Ella. Sorry, after Hailey, Ella is the GOAT. I am not saying don't see Kayla. She's cute and the service is good. Just keep your expectations realistic.

I'll try to make this review short for the reading challenged.
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She's a super sweet girl, but I have to say anyone comparing her to Ella seems kind of crazy, IMO Kayla is not in Ella's ZIP Code as far as looks go. Her face is nice and it gets better as you look at it more, she has a very nice voluptuous figure, similar to Nana for those that know, but with bigger MM tits. I'd rate Nana better on both face and body, but still very nice.

[Ampking69]

Agreed that Selena at JM is a must see; already seen her 4+ times already, each session better than the previous ones.

Now you (and others) had me curious about Ella.

Ratings are coarse but I get this question a lot, so just based on my own experiences.

1. Ella at Tokyo Renton. Most beautiful, best body, best personalty, most enthusiastic service. She wins in a landslide.

2. Selena at JM in Seattle. Incredible combination of looks and skills, she is new so an ambitious rating but here we are.

3. Loia at JM in Seattle. Good looks, great service. Sweet sweet girl.

4. Lia at Brisa in Auburn. Beautiful face, GREAT body, super responsive to stimulation, just fun fun fun.

5. (Tie) Summer at QQ FedWay consistent spinner superstar, Anne at Maple FedWay. Drop dead gorgeous spinner with super service.

Think of it as my current repeat list. Still have a few SBBBJ ladies to sample, so this list may easily change. That franchise often dominates my list.

[MaybeThisTime]

This depends on the relationship between the girls and their bosses.

I know (personally) that some girls do live with their bf / husband outside of the spa.

Also, some girls do take overnight appointments for a premium (which the boss gets a share).

FWIW.

Agreed, from my knowledge and conversations with mgmt and girls. It's all dependent on individual shops mgmt.

The ones I know, their only requirement is they're present during the operating hours. Afterhours and whatnot, some go to hotels, some go home, some even go out to eat sometimes, not only restricted to being in the shop all the time.

[PeterNorth1441]

Anyone have recent luck with a Becky. ? Or has it changed over the years?

[Ampking69]

That the girls aren't allowed to go out. Almost zero. Their bosses throw parties with karaoke every once in a while but that's it. The most they'll see of a city is the airport.

This depends on the relationship between the girls and their bosses.

I know (personally) that some girls do live with their bf / husband outside of the spa.

Also, some girls do take overnight appointments for a premium (which the boss gets a share).

[KrDoggy-shill]

The girls hate it as much as I do, especially at 11 pm. It puts you in a customer category you don't want to be in. I was there at 2 pm, paid standard rate for an hour. I did try to confirm rate via text and got scolded. I don't overpay but make sure not to underpay.

Don't know of places that take what you offered for an half hour. I'm sure they exist.

At 9 PM I texted Q to see if a certain someone was available that evening. Reply was 11 PM. I accepted but said I'd be willing to change to the next day for an earlier slot. No response. I appeared on time and after waiting a few minutes for the room refresh, I was invited in. In that moment, before anything else, I asked to ensure that it would be an hour appointment (already maybe 5 minutes into the window). The answer was "no, half hour" and ". Close at 11:30". I asked how much for a HH and she gave me the peace sign. When I said that was too much for a half hour, a counteroffer of $. 6 appeared. I countered with 40 less and was immediately taken to the door. I was unaware that Q would be raising rates.

Lessons learned:

- ensure the duration of your appointments before confirming.

- ensure that the appointment can be fulfilled before closing time.

- confirm rates (somehow). Advice on methods for this task would be apreciated.

No hard feelings and I'll retry, following my own advice.