Massage Parlor Reports

[KrDoggy-shill]

The girls hate it as much as I do, especially at 11 pm. It puts you in a customer category you don't want to be in. I was there at 2 pm, paid standard rate for an hour. I did try to confirm rate via text and got scolded. I don't overpay but make sure not to underpay.

Don't know of places that take what you offered for an half hour. I'm sure they exist.

At 9 PM I texted Q to see if a certain someone was available that evening. Reply was 11 PM. I accepted but said I'd be willing to change to the next day for an earlier slot. No response. I appeared on time and after waiting a few minutes for the room refresh, I was invited in. In that moment, before anything else, I asked to ensure that it would be an hour appointment (already maybe 5 minutes into the window). The answer was "no, half hour" and ". Close at 11:30". I asked how much for a HH and she gave me the peace sign. When I said that was too much for a half hour, a counteroffer of $. 6 appeared. I countered with 40 less and was immediately taken to the door. I was unaware that Q would be raising rates.

Lessons learned:

- ensure the duration of your appointments before confirming.

- ensure that the appointment can be fulfilled before closing time.

- confirm rates (somehow). Advice on methods for this task would be apreciated.

No hard feelings and I'll retry, following my own advice.

[RandyWanker]

At 9 PM I texted Q to see if a certain someone was available that evening. Reply was 11 PM. I accepted but said I'd be willing to change to the next day for an earlier slot. No response. I appeared on time and after waiting a few minutes for the room refresh, I was invited in. In that moment, before anything else, I asked to ensure that it would be an hour appointment (already maybe 5 minutes into the window). The answer was "no, half hour" and ". Close at 11:30". I asked how much for a HH and she gave me the peace sign. When I said that was too much for a half hour, a counteroffer of $. 6 appeared. I countered with 40 less and was immediately taken to the door. I was unaware that Q would be raising rates.

Lessons learned:

- ensure the duration of your appointments before confirming.

- ensure that the appointment can be fulfilled before closing time.

- confirm rates (somehow). Advice on methods for this task would be apreciated.

No hard feelings and I'll retry, following my own advice.

[Wanker23]

What does the S mean in "SBBBJ"?

Shanghai in Everett.

[KrDoggy-shill]

She is very energetic with it, I gave her my now familiar introduction to "American style kissing", starting with soft lips only and building to mutual tongue action. She liked it.

Apologies to anyone that likes an immediate tongue down their throat. Nice girl.

So the only reason I commenting is I posted a review for MuiMui and Lana in Orange county CA and ended up posting it in Seattle. But I noticed the name Kyra above or below my review which I asked admin to take down. I think they are accommodating. Thank You. But I commented on Kyra at 99 Health Center and the guys review was so good I didn't want to stomp on it so it would come up first, but I did comment this.

Beachpoison:04.21 2026.

I was going to see Jasmine (too busy) Baby1 (MMS) convinced me Kyla was spot on. I was going to write a review but at ampmanusa nailed it. I didn't make it to the table shower so TUMA was off the table. Kyla loves kissing and will fill her tongue in your mouth no room for any thing. Great blowjob BLS DT awesome eye contact. She understands dirty talk and smiles and grins. Like where did you get that tongue action. She say "China". She's a little stocky but definitely not fat. Toned and great D's to nibble on those erasers. She's here till the end of the month. Get on her schedule she will fill up. CIM was great.

[HarrisonFord]

LOL 2 posts total? But sure. What was most surprising thing you learned.

That the girls aren't allowed to go out. Almost zero. Their bosses throw parties with karaoke every once in a while but that's it. The most they'll see of a city is the airport.

[Manager9]

Ella is #1 on my atf list. She is really that good. Overall 100/10 she has no flaws.

Saw her again at Tokyo this time. Incredible as usual.

[Manager9]

Being able to put on that act is the difference between a first-class 403 and jacking off into a piece of warm meat. It is their job to make you feel that way.

Oh, and some ladies do orgasm very easily and seem to always be on a haired trigger.

This is the only rational post in all the 'review' discussion. It is mostly just an act. Most women cannot reach orgasm when a guy who rang the doorbell 10 minutes ago flicks her clit with his tongue for 5 minutes.

The relationship is symbiotic. You live the fantasy, they get the benjis.

Don't like someone's style of reviews or think they are shill? Put them on ignore list. I have put many on that list.

[Ciaphas26]

Ratings are coarse but I get this question a lot, so just based on my own experiences.

1. Ella at Tokyo Renton. Most beautiful, best body, best personalty, most enthusiastic service. She wins in a landslide.

2. Selena at JM in Seattle. Incredible combination of looks and skills, she is new so an ambitious rating but here we are.

3. Loia at JM in Seattle. Good looks, great service. Sweet sweet girl.

4. Lia at Brisa in Auburn. Beautiful face, GREAT body, super responsive to stimulation, just fun fun fun.

5. (Tie) Summer at QQ FedWay consistent spinner superstar, Anne at Maple FedWay. Drop dead gorgeous spinner with super service.

Think of it as my current repeat list. Still have a few SBBBJ ladies to sample, so this list may easily change. That franchise often dominates my list.

What does the S mean in "SBBBJ"?

[Kjunwing]

Ella is #1 on my atf list. She is really that good. Overall 100/10 she has no flaws.

Ratings are coarse but I get this question a lot, so just based on my own experiences.

1. Ella at Tokyo Renton. Most beautiful, best body, best personalty, most enthusiastic service. She wins in a landslide.

2. Selena at JM in Seattle. Incredible combination of looks and skills, she is new so an ambitious rating but here we are.

3. Loia at JM in Seattle. Good looks, great service. Sweet sweet girl.

4. Lia at Brisa in Auburn. Beautiful face, GREAT body, super responsive to stimulation, just fun fun fun.

5. (Tie) Summer at QQ FedWay consistent spinner superstar, Anne at Maple FedWay. Drop dead gorgeous spinner with super service.

Think of it as my current repeat list. Still have a few SBBBJ ladies to sample, so this list may easily change. That franchise often dominates my list.

[KrDoggy-shill]

Ratings are coarse but I get this question a lot, so just based on my own experiences.

1. Ella at Tokyo Renton. Most beautiful, best body, best personalty, most enthusiastic service. She wins in a landslide.

2. Selena at JM in Seattle. Incredible combination of looks and skills, she is new so an ambitious rating but here we are.

3. Loia at JM in Seattle. Good looks, great service. Sweet sweet girl.

4. Lia at Brisa in Auburn. Beautiful face, GREAT body, super responsive to stimulation, just fun fun fun.

5. (Tie) Summer at QQ FedWay consistent spinner superstar, Anne at Maple FedWay. Drop dead gorgeous spinner with super service.

Think of it as my current repeat list. Still have a few SBBBJ ladies to sample, so this list may easily change. That franchise often dominates my list.

[KrDoggy-shill]

I'll try to make this review short for the reading challenged.

This review is a little bit unfair because I accidentally had sex about an hour and a half before I was supposed to meet Kayla. I knew it would be highly unlikely that I would come.

Another girl met me at the door, and I had a short delay before Kayla came in. She's a super sweet girl, but I have to say anyone comparing her to Ella seems kind of crazy, IMO Kayla is not in Ella's ZIP Code as far as looks go. Her face is nice and it gets better as you look at it more, she has a very nice voluptuous figure, similar to Nana for those that know, but with bigger MM tits. I'd rate Nana better on both face and body, but still very nice.

The big reason I came was I read that she seemed to like DATY, and indeed she did. I got two pops out of her with her, grabbing my head and juices charging. She was extremely happy with me after this. Her head game is very strong and we had a nice vigorous 69. Postions we standing mish, true standing K9 (felt great), CG, ACG, prone bone (she has a great ass for this), then mish and I face up prone for the finale.

Just cuddled afterwards, she's a really sweet girl, she declared she was my new Chinese girlfriend that I needed to get rid of all the others LOL.

Was there about an hour, standard pricing.

Overall, I'd say good not great once again perhaps unfair. I had just had great 90 minutes before.

[SplittingTens]

Made an appointment with Selena yesterday to give myself a break from some home DIY project work. Due to my own fault and the rain I was running behind for the appt. MMS was cool and offered me to either take Selena short time or Helen was available.

Got there and decided to take Selena. For me a lot of girls need to tap out, especially petite girls. No such issue with Selena. I showered quickly with her help and after a half-hour I was exhausted. She gives such great head and took me even deeper this time. Enthusiastic tuma and then we blew through all the positions I wanted before finishing in her mouth. So intense.

Afterwards Helen came in and was joking about me not coming to see her and I told her she gets what she asks for. Another shower and we were back in the room, I skipped the table. Little massage from me to catch up with Helen and to admire that body and a very relaxing massage from her in return. Before long I was getting some Russian before a prolonged oral and tuma session. Helen has a body to die for and I enjoyed watching every inch of it with her riding me and me driving her from behind.

[MaybeThisTime]

Believe what you like. Could care less if you read my posts or not.

The difference is I put in the work to make this shit happen, including between the sheets, totally respect those that don't want to make that investment. I spent many years just paying to bust a nut now and then. I'm just enjoying more at this time in my life.

Also totally believe MTT makes em pop, he has three advantages over me 1) He is young 2) He is good looking 3) He has a big dick. I know for a fact the girls love Snowy and of course the legendary Big Monkey. Don't get me started on the insane stuff girls do to get with that guy. Those folks keep me forever humble.

TIP: For those who don't know, there's this cool ignore user button on the user's profile if you don't like their style of posts. :0.

Opinions, biases, rambles, blah blah, the forum is a resource of info. It's better to have more info than less. I'm sure you're have already formed your opinions on specific regular user's reviews, posts, etc. And know what they like and don't. Make your own judgement.

I try to include looks, personality, visit, and a overall short opinion of the package. Maybe it's better to start using the PLEASER format.

Additionally, expanding on KD's note:

- There is a lot of rapport building and whatnot first. I know I won't have a good visit if I don't click well initially with them which is why I usually don't visit new girls immediately without meeting them first. Even if I do, sometimes I won't see that girl and that is probably a mistake but that's just because there's another that clicks better. Some new girls already know of me off the bat cause their friends who worked there previously have told them, girls talk. I've had MMS tell me what the girls tell her afterwards about me, because again "girls talk" and some occasions girls specifically ask MMS about my whereabouts and if I'm coming back.

- Trying to stay modest, the advantages KD mentioned are big and do add to the payout on-top of connecting first. They get an assortment of guys that come rolling through, when they get someone comfortable and that they genuinely find attractive it's a little different as for anyone.

- Some girls aren't easy to get that O from, but if you can, you unlock the next gate of crazy fun. I could name a few off the top of my head, the repeats with them are awesome.

I think there are MMSs that relentlessly try to use me for reviews, I still get crap sessions but don't publicly review them. Plenty of girls just enjoy someone that treats them nice, its crazy and sad they take pictures from the car of downtown or Puget Sound, they may have been in the area for weeks or months and never see anything but naked men.

For me personally, a girl's review quality is a reflection of the visit and that I'll only write if I think it's deserving. Make my own judgements, MMS can try to influence whatever they want but they don't dictate.

And yes it's sad to hear sometimes they've never seen the city or go out. Some girl are fortunate to be able to the time to spend an extra few days exploring, other's just leave, go home or go onto their next. Still chat with some, sometimes they invite me out, they're always inviting me back to their cities to treat me to meals and have fun.

Going the extra mile with them (if they allow it) makes it more enjoyable and builds a lot of rapport. They're always trying to feed me or often ask if I want to eat with them at the shops, or sometimes just helping fix something quickly to make their days a little less stressful.

[KrDoggy-shill]

I think there are MMSs that relentlessly try to use me for reviews, I still get crap sessions but don't publicly review them. Plenty of girls just enjoy someone that treats them nice, its crazy and sad they take pictures from the car of downtown or Puget Sound, they may have been in the area for weeks or months and never see anything but naked men.

That's bcuz your VIP to them, you put in the work and rave reviews to keep their businesses wheel running, this is why you get the special treatment.

As for those long ass review, curious about them too. Can't spend the time to read a novel, all I care is how hot the talents are, how big is her tata ass, and if she offers special like cof, Greek, or other kinks. To spice things up. But do appreciate other reviews.

[IstlFun]

Saw Kayla and wrote about her. She is going to have a lot of fans IMO because she fits a lot of people's expectations. Good looking, incredible kisser, GND, PSE, GFE, whatever your fantasy except bare and greek. I just think Seattle area mongers look up to reviews a lot more than they should and once you see a flurry of good reviews, the girl gets very busy. This will happen with Kayla as well so see her if you are a fan of big tits cause you are going to get a bigger ass as a bonus.

Vickey will take you to greece but I am not a fan of it. YMMV with extras.

Thanks for the review, looks like Kayla checks all my boxes, can't wait to pound that ass.

I'm Chinese and can speak fluently.

I originally met a girl at a place in Lake City and we had feelings for each other.

We are no longer "together."

I got to know a lot about how the industry works.

Ask me anything.

Curious how that relationship started, did you become a regular of hers
and was she so focused on just getting the green card?