Massage Parlor Reports

[SplittingTens]

Made an appointment with Selena yesterday to give myself a break from some home DIY project work. Due to my own fault and the rain I was running behind for the appt. MMS was cool and offered me to either take Selena short time or Helen was available.

Got there and decided to take Selena. For me a lot of girls need to tap out, especially petite girls. No such issue with Selena. I showered quickly with her help and after a half-hour I was exhausted. She gives such great head and took me even deeper this time. Enthusiastic tuma and then we blew through all the positions I wanted before finishing in her mouth. So intense.

Afterwards Helen came in and was joking about me not coming to see her and I told her she gets what she asks for. Another shower and we were back in the room, I skipped the table. Little massage from me to catch up with Helen and to admire that body and a very relaxing massage from her in return. Before long I was getting some Russian before a prolonged oral and tuma session. Helen has a body to die for and I enjoyed watching every inch of it with her riding me and me driving her from behind.

[MaybeThisTime]

Believe what you like. Could care less if you read my posts or not.

The difference is I put in the work to make this shit happen, including between the sheets, totally respect those that don't want to make that investment. I spent many years just paying to bust a nut now and then. I'm just enjoying more at this time in my life.

Also totally believe MTT makes em pop, he has three advantages over me 1) He is young 2) He is good looking 3) He has a big dick. I know for a fact the girls love Snowy and of course the legendary Big Monkey. Don't get me started on the insane stuff girls do to get with that guy. Those folks keep me forever humble.

TIP: For those who don't know, there's this cool ignore user button on the user's profile if you don't like their style of posts. :0.

Opinions, biases, rambles, blah blah, the forum is a resource of info. It's better to have more info than less. I'm sure you're have already formed your opinions on specific regular user's reviews, posts, etc. And know what they like and don't. Make your own judgement.

I try to include looks, personality, visit, and a overall short opinion of the package. Maybe it's better to start using the PLEASER format.

Additionally, expanding on KD's note:

- There is a lot of rapport building and whatnot first. I know I won't have a good visit if I don't click well initially with them which is why I usually don't visit new girls immediately without meeting them first. Even if I do, sometimes I won't see that girl and that is probably a mistake but that's just because there's another that clicks better. Some new girls already know of me off the bat cause their friends who worked there previously have told them, girls talk. I've had MMS tell me what the girls tell her afterwards about me, because again "girls talk" and some occasions girls specifically ask MMS about my whereabouts and if I'm coming back.

- Trying to stay modest, the advantages KD mentioned are big and do add to the payout on-top of connecting first. They get an assortment of guys that come rolling through, when they get someone comfortable and that they genuinely find attractive it's a little different as for anyone.

- Some girls aren't easy to get that O from, but if you can, you unlock the next gate of crazy fun. I could name a few off the top of my head, the repeats with them are awesome.

I think there are MMSs that relentlessly try to use me for reviews, I still get crap sessions but don't publicly review them. Plenty of girls just enjoy someone that treats them nice, its crazy and sad they take pictures from the car of downtown or Puget Sound, they may have been in the area for weeks or months and never see anything but naked men.

For me personally, a girl's review quality is a reflection of the visit and that I'll only write if I think it's deserving. Make my own judgements, MMS can try to influence whatever they want but they don't dictate.

And yes it's sad to hear sometimes they've never seen the city or go out. Some girl are fortunate to be able to the time to spend an extra few days exploring, other's just leave, go home or go onto their next. Still chat with some, sometimes they invite me out, they're always inviting me back to their cities to treat me to meals and have fun.

Going the extra mile with them (if they allow it) makes it more enjoyable and builds a lot of rapport. They're always trying to feed me or often ask if I want to eat with them at the shops, or sometimes just helping fix something quickly to make their days a little less stressful.

[KrDoggy]

I think there are MMSs that relentlessly try to use me for reviews, I still get crap sessions but don't publicly review them. Plenty of girls just enjoy someone that treats them nice, its crazy and sad they take pictures from the car of downtown or Puget Sound, they may have been in the area for weeks or months and never see anything but naked men.

That's bcuz your VIP to them, you put in the work and rave reviews to keep their businesses wheel running, this is why you get the special treatment.

As for those long ass review, curious about them too. Can't spend the time to read a novel, all I care is how hot the talents are, how big is her tata ass, and if she offers special like cof, Greek, or other kinks. To spice things up. But do appreciate other reviews.

[IstlFun]

Saw Kayla and wrote about her. She is going to have a lot of fans IMO because she fits a lot of people's expectations. Good looking, incredible kisser, GND, PSE, GFE, whatever your fantasy except bare and greek. I just think Seattle area mongers look up to reviews a lot more than they should and once you see a flurry of good reviews, the girl gets very busy. This will happen with Kayla as well so see her if you are a fan of big tits cause you are going to get a bigger ass as a bonus.

Vickey will take you to greece but I am not a fan of it. YMMV with extras.

Thanks for the review, looks like Kayla checks all my boxes, can't wait to pound that ass.

I'm Chinese and can speak fluently.

I originally met a girl at a place in Lake City and we had feelings for each other.

We are no longer "together."

I got to know a lot about how the industry works.

Ask me anything.

Curious how that relationship started, did you become a regular of hers
and was she so focused on just getting the green card?

[IstlFun]

Believe what you like. Could care less if you read my posts or not.

Marko has it right, the Ella's of the world are great at creating fantasy. OTOH she would not text me all day if she did not want to. I talk to Vivi every day too, she is in Florida with no plans to come back (talk about a long game). Also although I well understand its fundamentally a business, they don't have to go out with me or go spend several days somewhere in a hotel unless they want to do it. I have a hard time getting them to let me pay. Just yesterday an MMS (my favorites) contacted me about meeting for sex.

The difference is I put in the work to make this shit happen, including between the sheets, totally respect those that don't want to make that investment. I spent many years just paying to bust a nut now and then. I'm just enjoying more at this time in my life.

Also totally believe MTT makes em pop, he has three advantages over me 1) He is young 2) He is good looking 3) He has a big dick. I know for a fact the girls love Snowy and of course the legendary Big Monkey. Don't get me started on the insane stuff girls do to get with that guy. Those folks keep me forever humble.

That's bcuz your VIP to them, you put in the work and rave reviews to keep their businesses wheel running, this is why you get the special treatment.

As for those long ass review, curious about them too. Can't spend the time to read a novel, all I care is how hot the talents are, how big is her tata ass, and if she offers special like cof, Greek, or other kinks. To spice things up. But do appreciate other reviews.

[Vator2]

In the neighborhood, drove past Tokyo.

No cars insight. Went upstairs greeted by Luna, she said Ella was NOT available.

Luna is tiny and very sweet. Doesn't have any confidence in er English, she can speak some.

Again Luna is very sweet and tiny very caring wants to make sure you are comfortable and happy.

Ella came to say hi, as I was leaving. Wowo she was looking HOT.

[Morgan Creamin]

What with the constant essay-type reviews of these AMPs?

Same question. I don't want to, and won't, read a long winded Harlequin fucking romance novel about the time you got your nut off with a stranger. Keep the artistic prose out of it. They aren't girlfriends or partners, they are touching your floppy little peepee for money and that is the extent of their interest just like the rest of us with jobs. Most of us care about those jobs just enough to keep getting paid and the minute we no longer need to get paid we give exactly zero fucks. That's how providers feel when you walk out the door no matter what fantasy they sold you in the room. Let's keep some perspective.

[KrDoggy]

Believe what you like. Could care less if you read my posts or not.

Marko has it right, the Ella's of the world are great at creating fantasy. OTOH she would not text me all day if she did not want to. I talk to Vivi every day too, she is in Florida with no plans to come back (talk about a long game). Also although I well understand its fundamentally a business, they don't have to go out with me or go spend several days somewhere in a hotel unless they want to do it. I have a hard time getting them to let me pay. Just yesterday an MMS (my favorites) contacted me about meeting for sex.

The difference is I put in the work to make this shit happen, including between the sheets, totally respect those that don't want to make that investment. I spent many years just paying to bust a nut now and then. I'm just enjoying more at this time in my life.

Also totally believe MTT makes em pop, he has three advantages over me 1) He is young 2) He is good looking 3) He has a big dick. I know for a fact the girls love Snowy and of course the legendary Big Monkey. Don't get me started on the insane stuff girls do to get with that guy. Those folks keep me forever humble.

What with the constant essay-type reviews of these AMPs? Are you guys being legit in your reviews or are you just living in fantasy land? I constantly see guys on here claiming the girls are orgasming multiple times in their session. Or doing sexual services not even your dream girlfriend would think of. News flash, none of these working girls are into you they just want their money.

Same question. I don't want to, and won't, read a long winded Harlequin fucking romance novel about the time you got your nut off with a stranger. Keep the artistic prose out of it. They aren't girlfriends or partners, they are touching your floppy little peepee for money and that is the extent of their interest just like the rest of us with jobs. Most of us care about those jobs just enough to keep getting paid and the minute we no longer need to get paid we give exactly zero fucks. That's how providers feel when you walk out the door no matter what fantasy they sold you in the room. Let's keep some perspective.

Being able to put on that act is the difference between a first-class 403 and jacking off into a piece of warm meat. It is their job to make you feel that way.

Oh, and some ladies do orgasm very easily and seem to always be on a haired trigger.

[Snake93]

She is going to be busy because she is hot and crazy with an ass that is glorious. Kayla / Kyla and Ella are one of the best women I have seen in this business. MMS at Q scored another home run by letting Kayla be Ella's replacement.

After striking out at the blade, went back to Q so that she could finish me off. Body still deliciously curvy, soft skin and great demeanor:

BBBJ, BLS, DATY / DATO, 69, CG, K9, Prone, Blasted. She took it like a champ, but I may have worn out my welcome as she had constructive feedback regarding my DATY and prone skills. Will likely head South to Renton and visit my blonde friend later this month.

[Marko Ramius]

What with the constant essay-type reviews of these AMPs? Are you guys being legit in your reviews or are you just living in fantasy land? I constantly see guys on here claiming the girls are orgasming multiple times in their session. Or doing sexual services not even your dream girlfriend would think of. News flash, none of these working girls are into you they just want their money.

Being able to put on that act is the difference between a first-class 403 and jacking off into a piece of warm meat. It is their job to make you feel that way.

Oh, and some ladies do orgasm very easily and seem to always be on a haired trigger.

[FountainTom-Shill]

This girl Amy had all the right spots. She's very young, hot and curvy. Very sexy Asian chick. She was very friendly. I couldn't wait to get in her!

We went to the room and ripped off each other's clothes, got on the bed and immediately played with each other. It got very hot and steamy very quickly. We rolled around for a while and she gave me a BBBJ. She took her sweet time in there and edged me a couple times. I had to stop her because I didn't want to lose it right then and there.

So I made her mount me in CG and then RCG to see that fabulous ass bouncing up and down. It was delightful.

I wanted some doggy so we repositioned and I gave her a soft smack to test the waters, she didn't really react so I didn't want to risk it.

I felt myself getting close so I stopped and fingered her for a while to make her cum. Once she finished I patter, get to her knees and take my load in her mouth so I could cum as well. This was the total girlfriend experience, except my girlfriend would never do this LOL.

[Manager9]

Man, I have to learn to be on time! These guys booked solid! Not much to add, she's got curves for days and is super sexy. May have to see her again soon.

She is going to be busy because she is hot and crazy with an ass that is glorious. Kayla / Kyla and Ella are one of the best women I have seen in this business. MMS at Q scored another home run by letting Kayla be Ella's replacement.

[KrDoggy]

Had some quality girls like Dora, Linda, and Niko. Most working now for same ownership in other shops in the state.

Usually the girls try to spike the prices, smart girts don't.

We've gotten a few glowing reviews of King lately, and as someone has already pointed out they were probably written by AI. I've tried King and it overcharges and under delivers. There's really no reason to go there as long as JM exists so close by.

[Cognac060]

What with the constant essay-type reviews of these AMPs? Are you guys being legit in your reviews or are you just living in fantasy land? I constantly see guys on here claiming the girls are orgasming multiple times in their session. Or doing sexual services not even your dream girlfriend would think of. News flash, none of these working girls are into you they just want their money.

[Snake93]

Man, I have to learn to be on time! These guys booked solid! Not much to add, she's got curves for days and is super sexy. May have to see her again soon.