Escort Reports

[StpaMonger]

Hopefully this is a sign of the market correcting itself. If this sow, who I don't care how good her skills are, I wouldn't look at twice in a bar, thinks she can charge 200 for headache 300 qv? Because we "drive nice cars"? Good luck with that. I hope dearly this is a sign they've all flown too close to the sun as a group and the greediest are going to jack up prices, inadvertently causing their business to go further down before they figure it out.

https://callescort.org/727-371-7001

[Smitty Qbert]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/209355821

} So first off been trying to get in touch with this girl. She is like 6 ft 1 to 6 ft 3 and very slender. Has one review on the other side. Her replies really stink but today early afternoon she said she was available this evening as I asked. So when the evening came I told her, as I had done previously, that I was on my way to a certain section of town and when I was done that I was going to be able to see her. No response which is fine, and then when I was done probably an hour and a half later I texted her and told her hey I'm available I can be there within a certain time frame. Just give me the address. Nothing for another hour. So at that point it was too late and I said thanks sorry we missed each other and then she responded blowing up at me. No matter what I said she was all pissed off saying I was wasting time. So for shits and giggles I took a picture of the cash and said sorry. Then some more nasty responses back and demanding I send her a deposit if I wanted to see her. LMFAO.

So if anyone saw her, hopefully she was good, but that attitude and lack of responses was enough to make me grateful I didn't spend the money on her.

[Jgarvin70]

So I did and I still haven't go a clue brah. LOL.

For fu#k sake! I didn't want to write this crap out but I'm feeling helpful tonight so I did.

I started this hobby 16 months ago and all I did was read, read, read to learn as much as I could. This forum has so much information if you'll just READ.

For newbies. If you want to learn how to do an effective search do the following:

Click on "Advanced Search" near the top right below the search box. In the "Keywords" field enter what you want to search for. In this case, "Monika". Scroll down a bit and unclick "Also search in child forums" and go just above that and scroll down to the cities you think you'll find the data in. Press "Search Now". Once I read a post that I think will help me make a visit decision, I read a few after that that may be answers to questions asked that may not contain the name of the person I was searching for.

Hope this helps.

[Bbbjhunter69]

Saw Mia not long ago. VERY sweet girl. Body wasn't anything to write home about but her personality, eyes and her voice kept me in the game. Gave a great, slow BBBJ. Open to GFE with no upcharge. Talked quite a bit before getting into everything. Cool ass chick. She got into it (or put on a top tier theatrical performance lmao.) Put jacket on and it was off to the races. No position denied. I don't do Greek so didn't inquire. Overall would definitely see her again. If she would reply LOL.

Been playing the texting game with her for the last month and I give up! Lmao.

We had agreed last night to meet this afternoon and you guessed it. Crickets when it was time to meet. She had texted me the addresss off of Fletcher but I knew better then to head over until I had confirmed today.

[Fresh1122]

I've definitely been around since at least Eclipse was viewed as "hot" and rightfully so. There used to be this girl that was Latino also her name was Reyna. She worked out of Brandon, that I saw once or twice and on the third time it was a different location, her house. I stopped dead in my tracks when I saw the pics of her husband and kids and it was my lawn guy in the pic with her. Turned around, left, and never bothered again LOL. I prefer the thin ones, but not junky thin like Jessica that makes your stomach turn. My question is, why are so many providers just fat pigs when they claim they are always broke? PSA for anyone of them reading this, stop eating or take the fat jab. Pig asses and truck driver belly's are not in, they never will be. 5,3" and 190 pounds is not curvy. It's disgusting. My opinion only.

On another note, there is some "senior" monger on the photo gallery that posted the most vile disgusting post I have ever seen. Just my opinion, he should be banned. His type of behavior is not mongering, it's borderline Jeffrey Dahmer shit and mental illness. It's the kind of attention that no site wants and honestly it's just satanic. He is also a living reminder that you should always use protection. Reprehensive excuse for a human.

I know exactly who you're talking about. I actually responded. I could not believe what I was seeing or reading!!

[Tbsclover53]

I've definitely been around since at least Eclipse was viewed as "hot" and rightfully so. There used to be this girl that was Latino also her name was Reyna. She worked out of Brandon, that I saw once or twice and on the third time it was a different location, her house. I stopped dead in my tracks when I saw the pics of her husband and kids and it was my lawn guy in the pic with her. Turned around, left, and never bothered again LOL. I prefer the thin ones, but not junky thin like Jessica that makes your stomach turn. My question is, why are so many providers just fat pigs when they claim they are always broke? PSA for anyone of them reading this, stop eating or take the fat jab. Pig asses and truck driver belly's are not in, they never will be. 5,3" and 190 pounds is not curvy. It's disgusting. My opinion only.

On another note, there is some "senior" monger on the photo gallery that posted the most vile disgusting post I have ever seen. Just my opinion, he should be banned. His type of behavior is not mongering, it's borderline Jeffrey Dahmer shit and mental illness. It's the kind of attention that no site wants and honestly it's just satanic. He is also a living reminder that you should always use protection. Reprehensive excuse for a human.

Reading about your lawn guy was the second time this week I have spit out my drink while reading posts on here. That had me dying with laughter. Thank you. The other time was the aforementioned post in the photo gallery. I wish I had read the actual post before clicking on those pics. I say to each their own but that was a bit much for me.

[Smitty Qbert]

So I did and I still haven't go a clue brah. LOL.

If you did a search of her name as feed mentioned, you would see a few posts and then you can deduce what to look for from there.

[Tbsclover53]

So I did and I still haven't go a clue brah. LOL.

Search in the forum in the title of this post. Nothing on Monika in the Escort Reports forum. Never seen her but I found a bunch of info on her when I was interested in connecting previously. Good luck.

[Smitty Qbert]

Went and saw Paola yesterday. Her prices were q120 hh150 H250. Quiet apartment in a gated community, though it was hard to find as she is bad at giving directions. She answered the door in a bath robe and looks just like her pictures. The apartment was empty save for a bed and Bluetooth speaker. Got undressed and got to business. She didn't do bb or bd even though she said she did over the phone. Not even bbj. CBJ was okay. Did some daty then mish and got out of there. She was nice enough but the whole thing just felt mechanical and sterile. Will not return.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/8637812353/1

Yeah. She can negotiate a bit.

But like most Latinas all business. She complained a bit as I was wanting several positions. But then she did act fairly sluttu especially as she was ending me with a BJ hanging off the bed rubbing herself with **** look eyes talking dirty and wanting a nut on her tits.

I'd repeat.

Sys she's also cousins with yenifer.

[Smitty Qbert]

It was actually 400 for the hour. Not sure where the other 2 $ went the 1st time.

I was about to say. Saw that 200 and going to rush to call on Monday. LOL.

For 400 not so much.

[RacingRodent]

So I did and I still haven't go a clue brah. LOL.

See title of my post.

[StrongMan4444]

Ok, so ended up TOFTT yesterday. Tried to take 2 but the top, Hispanic, one never replied to my texts. The other one, https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/209340241, responded immediately, had great coms, and was accommodating. Coms kinda bordered on paranoid, but ended up just being cautious.

Bad news is she said yesterday was her last day doing this. However, she did post a new ad early this morning, so we'll see. Definitely the woman in the pics, but a few years, a few miles, and a few babies later. Very attractive, but definitely some baby damage. Incall was her home in a pretty nice neighborhood, hence the caution she was showing. Also, purposely gave the wrong address initially, told me to let her know when I got to the clubhouse, but neglected to initially mention to stop at clubhouse and wait for her. I ended up ringing the wrong bell, which could have ended up very bad if that woman actually answered her door. Still not great that I'm on someone's Ring camera.

Got to the correct house finally and was pleasantly surprised by her looks. Not like the pics, but certainly attractive and closer than most of these girls. She lead me upstairs through a ton of kid stuff, but thankfully no sign of the actual kids, and she made sure to say she didn't have them that day. She removed her robe and started with a very good back massage on the bed. Good enough that she probably is an actual LMT. On the flip, she asked how long, 400 for an hour, which is what we already agreed to. A bit high, but I'll pay that for a normal woman rather than half that for a strung out pig in a crappy hotel.

Again, was really cautious. I don't think she even touched my junk without a cover. She slipped it on with her mouth and gave a decent, not great, CBJ. Once Jr was at attention, she climbed on for CG and here's where the $ became worth it. I'm older and suffer from a bit of ED and sensitivity issues. Normally, I take the magic blue pill and can pound these girls for hours. I actually usually bypass the FS because it's not worth the effort and can only finish with a really great BJ or a lot of effort with a HJ. However, she rode it like I've never been ridden before. The view of her chocolate melons bouncing and the feel of her enormous backside bouncing in my hands calms got me. She rode my for probably 20-30 minutes and she came several times. Finally wore her out and she asked if I wanted to switch. She bent over for some k9. Did not last long there. The feel of her tight kitty, and the view and feel of her cheeks bouncing off my thighs was all I could take. I blew in the cover, which was a first for me during FS for several years.

She had wipes to clean me up and then finished the time with another massage and some great conversation. She is definitely not one of the usual crazies or druggies. Just a single mother trying to pay some bills. If she really is giving this up, I'm happy for her but disappointed that I'm not going to get a chance to get with her more often. WC is hurting in the talent right now and I was very excited.

It was actually 400 for the hour. Not sure where the other 2 $ went the 1st time.

[EefTampa]

Went and saw Paola yesterday. Her prices were q120 hh150 H250. Quiet apartment in a gated community, though it was hard to find as she is bad at giving directions. She answered the door in a bath robe and looks just like her pictures. The apartment was empty save for a bed and Bluetooth speaker. Got undressed and got to business. She didn't do bb or bd even though she said she did over the phone. Not even bbj. CBJ was okay. Did some daty then mish and got out of there. She was nice enough but the whole thing just felt mechanical and sterile. Will not return.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/8637812353/1

[StrongMan4444]

2 new massage ads for Wesley Chapel that imply or straight out say extras are available. Wondering if anyone has any experience with either of them? I know Wesley Chapel isn't technically Tampa, but it never seems to fit right with the Pasco thread either.

I may TOFTT or maybe even take 2 for the team, but figured I'd check in 1st.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/209046605

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/209098515

Also, would love any suggestions for a good massage with a BBBJ and maybe some DATY that is preferably north of downtown. Kind of tired of the AMP game so I'm looking for something a bit different than that.

Ok, so ended up TOFTT yesterday. Tried to take 2 but the top, Hispanic, one never replied to my texts. The other one, https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/209340241, responded immediately, had great coms, and was accommodating. Coms kinda bordered on paranoid, but ended up just being cautious.

Bad news is she said yesterday was her last day doing this. However, she did post a new ad early this morning, so we'll see. Definitely the woman in the pics, but a few years, a few miles, and a few babies later. Very attractive, but definitely some baby damage. Incall was her home in a pretty nice neighborhood, hence the caution she was showing. Also, purposely gave the wrong address initially, told me to let her know when I got to the clubhouse, but neglected to initially mention to stop at clubhouse and wait for her. I ended up ringing the wrong bell, which could have ended up very bad if that woman actually answered her door. Still not great that I'm on someone's Ring camera.

Got to the correct house finally and was pleasantly surprised by her looks. Not like the pics, but certainly attractive and closer than most of these girls. She lead me upstairs through a ton of kid stuff, but thankfully no sign of the actual kids, and she made sure to say she didn't have them that day. She removed her robe and started with a very good back massage on the bed. Good enough that she probably is an actual LMT. On the flip, she asked how long, $$ for an hour, which is what we already agreed to. A bit high, but I'll pay that for a normal woman rather than half that for a strung out pig in a crappy hotel.

Again, was really cautious. I don't think she even touched my junk without a cover. She slipped it on with her mouth and gave a decent, not great, CBJ. Once Jr was at attention, she climbed on for CG and here's where the $ became worth it. I'm older and suffer from a bit of ED and sensitivity issues. Normally, I take the magic blue pill and can pound these girls for hours. I actually usually bypass the FS because it's not worth the effort and can only finish with a really great BJ or a lot of effort with a HJ. However, she rode it like I've never been ridden before. The view of her chocolate melons bouncing and the feel of her enormous backside bouncing in my hands calms got me. She rode my for probably 20-30 minutes and she came several times. Finally wore her out and she asked if I wanted to switch. She bent over for some k9. Did not last long there. The feel of her tight kitty, and the view and feel of her cheeks bouncing off my thighs was all I could take. I blew in the cover, which was a first for me during FS for several years.

She had wipes to clean me up and then finished the time with another massage and some great conversation. She is definitely not one of the usual crazies or druggies. Just a single mother trying to pay some bills. If she really is giving this up, I'm happy for her but disappointed that I'm not going to get a chance to get with her more often. WC is hurting in the talent right now and I was very excited.

[Funkywon]

Def an honest post if nothing else and I, for one, always appreciate the candor. I agree 100 that quality has fell off the side of a cliff. I don't think its quite as dire as you report, but we all have our vantage points. I've read several posts lately bashing perceived heavy providers and it makes me chuckle. Its usually the guys that consider a twig with tits and blond hair as hot. Not my cup of coffee, but to each his own.

Yea Crystal, Victoria, and Brooke were all good times and attractive for the trade. That said, they were all junkies just like everyone else in the trade and I don't think any of them hid it that particularly well if that was their intent which I don't believe it was. I had a back and forth with a member a while back when he accused me of touting nodders. My take: pick your poison, but no one should kid themselves regarding who these girls are. If she ain't got train tracks she's likely got no nasal septum, fried lips, and / or seizures from too many rides down the skittles rainbow.

If you've been lurkin since OG Crystal roamed the streets yea you are def a private dude. A decade plus later you are only 5 posts deep LOL. Its an anonymous board man. Share the wealth. I just delay reports and limit details these days.

I've definitely been around since at least Eclipse was viewed as "hot" and rightfully so. There used to be this girl that was Latino also her name was Reyna. She worked out of Brandon, that I saw once or twice and on the third time it was a different location, her house. I stopped dead in my tracks when I saw the pics of her husband and kids and it was my lawn guy in the pic with her. Turned around, left, and never bothered again LOL. I prefer the thin ones, but not junky thin like Jessica that makes your stomach turn. My question is, why are so many providers just fat pigs when they claim they are always broke? PSA for anyone of them reading this, stop eating or take the fat jab. Pig asses and truck driver belly's are not in, they never will be. 5,3" and 190 pounds is not curvy. It's disgusting. My opinion only.

On another note, there is some "senior" monger on the photo gallery that posted the most vile disgusting post I have ever seen. Just my opinion, he should be banned. His type of behavior is not mongering, it's borderline Jeffrey Dahmer shit and mental illness. It's the kind of attention that no site wants and honestly it's just satanic. He is also a living reminder that you should always use protection. Reprehensive excuse for a human.