Massage Parlor Reports

[PackerBacker4]

Anyone have any success getting more than a handjob from the new girl. Not speaking about Leah or coco. The new one that just arrived last week. She's so damn cute and her tits are natural. Dark nips and all natural down below. I'd love to nail this one if she fucks.

[NoDamage]

She does not DFK. She is just a nasty old piece of stinky Chinese meat.

Well, she will. But its like sticking your tongue into an ash tray.

[Tarzanwi]

Definitely not what we're looking for when we say 'smoke show'. LOL.

So does she DFK and that's where you could tell she's a smoker, or was it just her and her clothes? I might be willing to put up with the ashtray for a good DFK, although certainly not preferred. Thanks.

She does not DFK. She is just a nasty old piece of stinky Chinese meat.

[GMan25]

Definitely not what we're looking for when we say 'smoke show'. LOL.

So does she DFK and that's where you could tell she's a smoker, or was it just her and her clothes? I might be willing to put up with the ashtray for a good DFK, although certainly not preferred. Thanks.

You notice ce the stench of cigarettes as soon as she gets close. You don't have to wait to taste them.

[ToolMstr]

I tried Cherry and you guys were not kidding that woman stinks like a dirty ashtray. Now I had fun with her but she definitely stinks like cigarettes this is no over exaggeration.

Also on the west side Apple is the best. The teasing is out of this world. If anyone knows a good place for teasing please let me know.

Definitely not what we're looking for when we say 'smoke show'. LOL.

So does she DFK and that's where you could tell she's a smoker, or was it just her and her clothes? I “might’ be willing to put up with the ashtray for a good DFK, although certainly not preferred. Thanks.

[Tarzanwi]

I tried Cherry and you guys were not kidding that woman stinks like a dirty ashtray. Now I had fun with her but she definitely stinks like cigarettes this is no over exaggeration.

Also on the west side Apple is the best. The teasing is out of this world. If anyone knows a good place for teasing please let me know.

I gave up on her. How much money did she steal from your wallet?

Apple is the best hands down. Literally "down there" LOL.

[Ham Fister]

I tried Cherry and you guys were not kidding that woman stinks like a dirty ashtray. Now I had fun with her but she definitely stinks like cigarettes this is no over exaggeration.

Also on the west side Apple is the best. The teasing is out of this world. If anyone knows a good place for teasing please let me know.

[Sanctimonious6]

Went out for some Mexican food and found Best Massage. It was next to Palenque on 51 in McFarland. Curious if anyone has anything to report on this one?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/madis...s/766980984091

I tried it back in like December. Nothing special. Homely middle-aged therapist who gave a decent massage and a decent handy. No idea if the personnel has changed since then. My advice: If you're in McFarland, go to Synergy instead and ask for Eva (pronounced YOU-uh). I do like Palenque, though.

[Shooter61]

Went out for some Mexican food and found Best Massage. It was next to Palenque on 51 in McFarland. Curious if anyone has anything to report on this one?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/madis...s/766980984091

[Ichigomorales]

I meant to post this a bit ago, but if you didn't go yet, you've missed out.

Hi NoDamage,

Where would this be at? I tried following the thread but either I'm not aware of the code words being thrown around or abbreviation for certain places. I'm fairly new to Madison so I haven't been around long enough to know certain spots. So far I've been at Woodview AMP this week, Apple a month ago and Yami Tsunami.

Thanks!

[NoDamage]

I'm now as broke as a sailor on shore leave.

She said about 10 more days and then she's leaving. Doubt she will be back.

Any long-term members who want to know where to go, PM me. Sorry, but if you have just a few posts and I don't know you I won't respond.

There's no way my bank account can handle going again, so this was it for me.

-ND.

I meant to post this a bit ago, but if you didn't go yet, you've missed out.

[Ichigomorales]

I visited Woodview last year when I was in town on business. The girl was actually younger and had a nice body. Mattress on the floor, but clean apartment. However there was no chemistry. Nevertheless, it was worth it for why you go there, but I would only go 30 min. It was a good time.

I'm coming back this week and am thinking about repeating. I'm also considering the one on E Towne Blvd (Both advertise on STG). Anyone have any better options or feedback either AAMP or L3 AMP (love those Asians).

Thanks Guys!

I've read around the forums and people have said that the quality at the motel on E Wash is normally subpar and generally older ladies. I went Woodview a few days ago and the lady there was in her late 40's at least or early 50's. Asian's tend to look younger and her body was ok so I was ok with the service. Although it felt rushed. Not sure if the quality at E Wash Motel has gotten better or not, but maybe others can chime in on any recent experiences.

[ToolMstr]

Has anyone been lucky with or tried any of the AAMP listings in STG? I know that you will not get anything like the girls in the pictures but will you at least get options when you get there? Are there any ads or locations in Madison particularly that any wine would recommend for a visit to an AAMP?

I visited Woodview last year when I was in town on business. The girl was actually younger and had a nice body. Mattress on the floor, but clean apartment. However there was no chemistry. Nevertheless, it was worth it for why you go there, but I would only go 30 min. It was a good time.

I'm coming back this week and am thinking about repeating. I'm also considering the one on E Towne Blvd (Both advertise on STG). Anyone have any better options or feedback either AAMP or L3 AMP (love those Asians).

Thanks Guys!

[PackerBacker4]

Understandable, because members of the clergy are well known to hold themselves to the very highest standards of morality when it comes to sexual activities.

Yes, temptation is a sonabitch. Imagine living the holy life, no blowjobs, no stray pussy, no shooting the holy seeds into some asian MILF. That temptation could drive a man insane!!

Lead us not into temptation. Oh fuck it, who am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut!!

[Sanctimonious6]

Was it the church pastor by any chance? I've heard he's really not happy about the AMP being next to his place.

-ND.

Understandable, because members of the clergy are well known to hold themselves to the very highest standards of morality when it comes to sexual activities.