Escort Reports

[IsleSeeker]

Hey all! Long time lurker; my account has been messed up for a over a year and, unfortunately, I found a strong reason to fix it: to post this.

Anyway, I contacted Jeanie in the early morning about two weeks ago to set up an appointment. She called after I texted to make sure I was real and what I wanted (1-hr GFE). Came up to 350 roses; I was fine with that, considering the lack of reliable GFE talent in Tampa these days (ah, the ladies of DM. Those were the days). I headed over to her spot in Ybor area. There was a bit of a wait when I arrived due to her falling asleep (she says), but eventually she answers the door and I come in.

Not bad so far, yet; location inside is safe, she looks like her pics, seems like a nice gal, and we're having a good conversation. She asks for a LEO check, I oblige, and then she asks for the donation, which I (foolishly!) hand over. After she checks it, she asks for a ride to a nearby store to deposit the funds to her Cashapp card, I take her over and we continue chatting during the ride.

Take the time now to extract your palms from your foreheads and continue reading.

She gets done in the store, then we head to Wawa to get coffee, she's buying. Cool with me. Eventually, we head back to her place.

She takes her time straightening up her place and getting ready showering, I'm watching the TV and chatting with her while she does. Even though it's been hours at this point, everything is still cozy to me. Once she's done with all that, she finally comes out in a robe and some sexy lingerie, AND a buttplug surprise she was telling me about during the drive. I'm feeling like I'm definitely in for a treat! She sets some music on the living room TV and takes me to one of the rooms where she has a small bed. I mentioned that I like giving massages, so she had some oils and lotions ready. As we're proceeding into the massage and get more comfortable, getting a little action exploring her crevices with my tongue, she says she needs to check her phone real quick and see if her husband messaged her. And. You'll never friggin' guess. He's heading home and doesn't want to come in and see us doing the nasty (though he knows she does this gig.). Anyway, she tells me to get dressed and promises that she'll make up for it and come to my place instead.

To wrap this up, I contacted her multiple times over a few days to see if she'll keep her word. She was answering at first, promising she will. After I didn't call / text for a week afterward (so that I wouldn't be pushy and I had to work anyway), I texted / called two days ago and she is no longer responding, even though she is still posting right now.

So, yes. I got ripped off. I only have myself to blame because I ignored the advice of the wiser men here at this forum: Never, ever, pay upfront, no matter how nice the woman looks or acts. Keep the cash on you or, at the very least, in a neutral area where you can easily reach if something goes wrong. If she insists on payment upfront anyway, just walk. I learned my lesson the hard way. Don't be like me.

This is her ad and her pics are below: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/209134427.

I know this was a long read, and hate having to post a negative review after so long. If you have any questions, feel free to PM me. Take care and I hope this helps you!

[CraxBax]

Bet it wasn't always that way. They really should say they no longer see, rather than they don't, as in never did. What probably happened was one or multiple guys fucked it up for everyone else as is usually the case with everything. Anyway those pictures are heavily filtered and she's probably a decade older than she claims. No big loss.

I have had a couple providers bend their rules. Try telling them to reach out to another provider, obviously one you've seen, and they may make an exception based on a referral. But Josefk, has a point about the damn old ass pictures with most of them, and there are soo many providers that will.

[Smitty Qbert]

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/tampa/209126759[/URL]

Texted this one and got a reply back from another number. 1. 5/2. 5 qv hh was the quote. I'm not buying an 18 year old is doing that without a handler looking for trouble. If anyone has seen her and I'm wrong I'm all ears about how service was but I'm not risking it.

Because she has two ads.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/209128868

This is the one I texted her before. I don't have the phone with the price I was quoted. Was tempted last week but didn't feel like driving over.

This one too. Anyely.

I think it was 100 for everyone. Again, looks great, just don't feel like the drive over.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/209127027

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/209123537

[Funkywon]

Went and saw Mimi in Brandon recently. Her pictures are mostly accurate from her ad, perhaps a few years old. She has nice large breasts. Started with CBJ which was actually pretty good. With the cover still on I got her from behind with some standing K9. She was wet quickly and seemed to enjoy it. She hosts from her apartment in Brandon off Palm River Road. She quoted 150/200, but I was able to get 120 for the hhr. I'll put her in my lineup near the bottom of the order and she'd be a good pinch hitters when nothing else is available.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/brand...-/711091003338

The pics are literally 20 years old. She is about 40 pounds heavier. Big tits though. In a big hurry didn't even want to take her clothes off until the last second and mongers calling her nonstop. I would rather have tugged one out. She has blond hair now, hardly looks like the pic.

On a separate note, what happened to the normal sized women these days? Every one of these girls have an extra 30-50 pounds on them, and I'm sorry 5'3" and 185 pounds is not attractive to me. This has been the trend the last 5 years. 10 years ago, if they were fat, they would tell you 100 percent they were a bbw for those chubby chasers out here. But just my 2 cents, 150 would get you a normal weight girl, even if she was a butter face. Nowadays, most of them are pigs by my tastes. And how can you be that damn fat if you are so broke? To each their own, and if it suits you that's great, but picking up an elephant should cost you one drink at closing time in a bar, these girls are out there shaking their ass like it's something special when most would just get sick from the motion sickness. My general rule of thumb, if she wears bigger size clothes than me, it's a hard pass.

[BigDSrq]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/209126759

Texted this one and got a reply back from another number. 1. 5/2. 5 qv hh was the quote. I'm not buying an 18 year old is doing that without a handler looking for trouble. If anyone has seen her and I'm wrong I'm all ears about how service was but I'm not risking it.

That ad screams fake / scam.

[StpaMonger]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/209126759

Texted this one and got a reply back from another number. 1. 5/2. 5 qv hh was the quote. I'm not buying an 18 year old is doing that without a handler looking for trouble. If anyone has seen her and I'm wrong I'm all ears about how service was but I'm not risking it.

[JosefK]

Grudge fuck this one for me. She doesn't do men of my heritage (or so she says). Geeze oh my she looks like a good ride. Please tell me someone has been there. I need to live vicariously through someone.

Side note: Remember sexy ass Tatiyana? She started posting no AA in her ads. Fuckin DJD throws up a few pics of him fuckin her raw and nuttin in her ass. I only had one experience with her and she was well compensated for ingesting several tablespoons of my semen down her throat. She wasn't happy about it though. My bad. No exaggeration, she is one of the all around best looking women I've ever seen, top 10 I've ever slipped the tip in. I heard she started to get dragged down the gutter, but before she went south, if that's actually the case, she was a fuckin smoke show.

Anyway if you are a MAGA white business type between 30-60, fuck the shit out of this one please and report back: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/208773557

Her words and preferences, not mine.

Bet it wasn't always that way. They really should say they no longer see, rather than they don't, as in never did. What probably happened was one or multiple guys fucked it up for everyone else as is usually the case with everything. Anyway those pictures are heavily filtered and she's probably a decade older than she claims. No big loss.

[Smitty Qbert]

Any info on this one? She's pricy but trying to see if she's worth talking down a little bit.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/209175129

Ad has St Pete in location.

Look in St Pete forum.

Scammer. Plain and simple.

[BigDSrq]

Yeah. Don't know if it was this board or St. Pete but run for your life.

Yeah it was st pete thought I had seen something about her but didn't find anything here. Good looking out thanks.

[RacingRodent]

Yeah. Don't know if it was this board or St. Pete but run for your life.

Any info on this one? She's pricy but trying to see if she's worth talking down a little bit.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/209175129

[BigDSrq]

Any info on this one? She's pricy but trying to see if she's worth talking down a little bit.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/209175129

[Tantra6969]

I saw this one recently in Gibsonton. Her pics in the ad are accurate. She is pretty good looking, but shorter than I expected. Everything is covered and her rate is $$$ I originally wanted to opt for a QV but the rate was $$$ so I waited until I had an hour to burn from my life. She has a nice sweet dog and she lives by herself. She is also into outdoorsy things. She loves DATY and has cute little feet. Definitely worth checking out. Near Symmes and 41.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/gibso...x/972439648120

Yes a cutie and small BBW. Unless I miscommunicated in my request there was no BBBJ nor CBJ. But did get my fill of Daty as she loves it! Very vocal and enjoys the pleasure. Can't say at that rate and far location will be running there regularly but definitely a good experience minus the BJ as she's a nice lady.

[Zekaa]

2 new massage ads for Wesley Chapel that imply or straight out say extras are available. Wondering if anyone has any experience with either of them? I know Wesley Chapel isn't technically Tampa, but it never seems to fit right with the Pasco thread either.

I may TOFTT or maybe even take 2 for the team, but figured I'd check in 1st.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/209046605

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/209098515

Also, would love any suggestions for a good massage with a BBBJ and maybe some DATY that is preferably north of downtown. Kind of tired of the AMP game so I'm looking for something a bit different than that.

Would be great to find some decent options in the WC area. Neither of those ads look like anything spectacular, but might give them a shot.

[StpaMonger]

Since I apparently fit her bill LOL. I'll be honest it read like a poorly worded sting attempt but if she's legit I'll fuck her for your dick.

Grudge fuck this one for me. She doesn't do men of my heritage (or so she says). Geeze oh my she looks like a good ride. Please tell me someone has been there. I need to live vicariously through someone.

Side note: Remember sexy ass Tatiyana? She started posting no AA in her ads. Fuckin DJD throws up a few pics of him fuckin her raw and nuttin in her ass. I only had one experience with her and she was well compensated for ingesting several tablespoons of my semen down her throat. She wasn't happy about it though. My bad. No exaggeration, she is one of the all around best looking women I've ever seen, top 10 I've ever slipped the tip in. I heard she started to get dragged down the gutter, but before she went south, if that's actually the case, she was a fuckin smoke show.

Anyway if you are a MAGA white business type between 30-60, fuck the shit out of this one please and report back: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/208773557

Her words and preferences, not mine.

[GoodForumRev]

I've been meaning to post my barbers plunge to Vallie.

He saw her ad and was in the mood for something new. Her location is in Clearwater out of a house. She's going to make you do this weird thing where you park across the street and she takes a glimpse at you.

Vallie is in her 50's with a bad plastic surgery job on the face with some wrinkles. He guessed she tried to go Miami and it didn't not work. However she has the body of a 20 year old and the most amazing 38 DDs she will let you play and suck with. She let him shower but was outside of the tub bathing him, "I don't want to get my hair wet". Off to the big room where she has a massage bed thing. She will give you a decent sensual massage with some body to body and light teasing. Afterwards he got a CBJ and plunged in a variety of positions before popping. He likely will not see again.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/208456766

She was a cool MILF in the end, but DID not have the body of a 20 year old lmaooo. I went to see her because of your review.

Kitty was tight but she kept complaining how I was too 'big' but still let me keep going. Head is also very painful from her, it felt like she was going to suck the head of my Jimmy, but her handjobs are phenomenal.

She also participates in smoking out of a glass bong. Idk what it was so I can't say what she used, but take that as you will.

If you need someone to pound for cheap though, check her out.