Massage Parlor Reports

[FloridaGringo]

Gringo, the girls are telling me they keep finding your fake O clickers broken in the trash basket in the room, wrapped in wet wipes.

I can get you a deal on those, and I only sell the good high-tech clickers. Just message me if you want a more high-end clicker that will last.

Reptile dysfunction strikes again.

[MartinHero69]

Gringo, the girls are telling me they keep finding your fake O clickers broken in the trash basket in the room, wrapped in wet wipes.

I can get you a deal on those, and I only sell the good high-tech clickers. Just message me if you want a more high-end clicker that will last.

Rowdy,

The league office has conducted its investigation and determined the equipment is not the issue.

The equipment is merely the first thing to give up.

O-town ESPN cannot officially endorse any particular clicker manufacturer, but we support you and your fellow sex athletes' continued investment in our industry.

MH69.

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[HappyXxx]

LOL. Thanks you should start your own discord server we are becoming groupies! Ha ha. L.

LOL. Pretty funny.

[HappyXxx]

I wrote this review, sure why didn't show under my user name.

Ahhh OK. Not sure what happened there. I saw that and I was like what is going on.

[HappyXxx]

OMG! Crazy session as always with this little freak! Saw her a few weeks ago and after our session, she told me she lost count of the amount of orgasms she had and was bragging to Vivi about me. Vivi sends me a text saying "I think you made Joey go crazy! LOL funny.

Today since she is leaving, I paid her a visit immediately after I saw Kiki at Tokyo. Joey is happy as fuck Genuinely and jumps up on me for a big hug, then walks me into the room. There's another girl Bella there (thicker gal) who also tried to join in, but I'm on a mission today with Joey. We're getting undressed and she pops my dick out of my boxer hole and starts deep throating me right there. This girl can suck a fucking dick man!! She had me bigger than I've been in a long time and she was loving every minute of it and repeatedly kept face herself with my dick. She knows what I like, so I told her to slow it down so she starts going slow and deep. My dick is throbbing and bobbing around in her mouth. After 20 minutes she stands up, turns around ass facing and starts grinding on my dick with her hand holding him applying pressure. This girl came so fucking hard like this She was showing me it dripping off my dick onto the floor. I'm going crazy! I put her at the edge of the bed and over the next 10 minutes I grind two more out of her. The third one she pulls off and crawls to the other side of the bed and tells me not to touch her then she starts slapping her pussy, bad girl, bad girl she looks at me and says She's too crazy for you today. Haha. She's definitely worked up and eventually, she crawls back over for some more. This time I grab her under her ass and pull up towards me while my dick is against my stomach while I'm holding her in the air she starts grinding and has an orgasm so loud Bella came in to see if she was OK. LOL. 4th for Joey on just P2 P. Bella is now watching as Joey starts aggressively grinding again while I'm still holding her in the air with her shoulders on the bed and out and loses it again while Bella watches. Number 5 for Joey. Joey wants to Suck my dick because her pussy needs a little break.

After a few minutes I get her up on the table and I spend the next 35 minutes running her through a few positions that I know she likes and I get another six huge ones out of her. She starts telling me she loves me. Ha ha I don't pay any attention to that but then she made it a point to tell me that she always tells customers that she likes them, but she never tells them that she loves them. LOL. These girls are great! She said at one point when I put her in her favorite position that she came two times in less than a minute and she must've told me this five different times before I left. I was sweating so bad that it looked like I just finished swimming, so I took a freezing ass cold shower for about five minutes to cool down then back in the room and she wanted to cuddle, but I had to bolt so I took off and she said she was going to go take a nap for a couple hours.

Fun way to start the week off and before I head to Tampa tomorrow, I will be stopping by orchid to see Rachel since I already promised her my cock.

[HappyXxx]

Well, before I went to work this morning, I rolled by Tokyo for two reasons, Kiki from Mislley text me and told me that her friend winter was working there and to go see her. But I also got a text from a number saying "miss you and I want you to see you" I asked "who is this" her: Kiki Me: how did you get my number? Her: one of the girls in the store gave it to me. She said she remembers me from being here for one week, a while back (I wrote a review on her back then) and described me to one of the girls and I guess the girl knew she was talking about me. LOL. She must've said do you know a really handsome guy that shaves his head, with a nice body and big dick that's fucks better than any other man in Orlando, and the girls must have said. Oh that's Happyxxx. Hahaha. Anyway, had a pretty incredible time with her and it was nice to see that hot body again. Not too many people got to see her because she was only here for one week. At first, it was a little hard to recognize her until she smiled, and then I knew it was her, but now her hair is blonde rather than Black like it was last time I saw her. She's a great kisser and was really affectionate and all over me from the second We walked in. Summer (pink) tries to rope me in for a 4 hand, but I want Kiki solo today. I used to beat the brakes off summer two times a week for about a year and a half back in the spring days, but I haven't played with her too much lately. Once she started talking about I should marry her and how much she loves me. I pretty much cut that off. LOL. Just playin summer, your a cool girl and excellent boom boom, same body as Mina. Anyway Kiki starts smelling my neck and shirt and telling me how good I smell then helps me take off my shirt and I drop my pants and take off my shoes and she sits me in that little chair and grabs a pillow to put down in front of me and she worked my dick for a solid 15 minutes. Above average head game. I stand up and pull her up and my dick landed right on her twat. She seems to startled at first but I assured her that I would be careful and she let her guard down and started grinding on him. We moved to the table and I push her legs up by her chest and rest my rod right on her snatch and ease my way in between her lips and started grinding away until she starts melting into the table and then BAM! I already have one out of Kiki. We play a little more but this time each time before she's about to finish I stop and slow down, trying to edge her a little bit, she's enjoying it. Her pussy is a mess and she reaches for the cover and puts it on and I immediately find the stroke She likes and I get her off again within the first two minutes of being in her. For me, she's a tight fit so I'm pumping on her but I'm feeling sensitive today and have to keep stopping so that I don't unload before the real fun. I'm edging her again at this point as I have to keep stopping (which is not normal for me, but she had me worked up today) I throw her up on the table in closed legs MISH and this girl's eyes were bulging out of her head and moaning loud as hell as I start slow dicking her. Another nut for her and she's grinding on me the entire time she's cumming. Hot shit!! I resume and bust her out another one and she made a mess of the sheets this time. You're amazing, you are so strong. Wow baby. All really good encouragement words which led to me flipping her doggy, it took her a little bit to get used to it but once I saw her reach down and start playing with herself, I knew she was ready so I go to pound town but a slight angle and absolutely drilled her until she collapsed flat iron on the table. Obviously you know what happened next! I follow her right down there with no break and worked that girl like she's never been worked. Once more in closed legs mish and we finished at the same time. We just laid there sweating on each other for a few minutes then a quick shower and then back in the room for some cuddle time and catching up. She asked me if I was married or any girlfriend and I guess summer heard her ask me that so she rushes in the room and says he has too many girlfriends already. LOL. Fucking crazy girl cock blocking me. Anyway, we hung out for another 25 minutes since it was raining outside and then I had a little talk with winter in the back room and caught up with her a little bit and then I took off. Kiki was hot and she has a pretty nice little body (decent little ass as well) pink was also looking good and winter can pass as Chinese, Korean, or Japanese so let her know what type of Asian girl you want that day and that's what she will be. Haha.

Now off to lavender.

[TobiNairobi71]

Hey man, I will clear up some space later today. I have been in the stores daily for the last month and a half with a few days of downtime here and there and it seems like every time I clear my box and then throw another review out it fills up instantly. LOL. Sorry.

LOL. Thanks you should start your own discord server we are becoming groupies! Ha ha. L.

[Dick Jackman]

The following providers are currently available at Meiji:

Suelo. Chinese.

Salacia. Chinese.

Coco. Japanese. Please see my very positive review nearby. There is also another positive Coco review posted earlier today.

meiji118.com

[Dick Jackman]

Repeat visit to Meiji and first visit with Coco. Young and cute Japanese woman from Osaka. Coco said that she was 24 years old and 162 cm. Almost 5'4". Thin and fit body. Large Bs or small Cs that felt natural. Long black hair worn back, smooth and flawless skin. Has a few tattoos, mostly above the left and right collarbone. Not an issue. The tattoos give her some individuality. Very friendly and outgoing. More talkative than most Japanese providers I have met.

Did the pre coital shower and a good cleaning. To the bed where she performed a patient and lengthy BBBJ. Once erect, we switched to CG. Then to DATY. Coco played some J pop on her phone and it provided nice background music for the session. I can perform DATY better to music. Provider picks the music she likes. Switched to 69. DATO not allowed. Back to MISH and, finally, a powerful release on her abdomen with me aiming for her belly button. I go with the extra service "no condom come outside". She takes direction well and is eager to please.

We cuddled and spoke for a while. Coco said that this is her first visit to Florida and that she was most recently in Houston. She said a friend of hers did an Orlando tour in December and told her that she stayed in a house. Coco was hoping to also stay in a house. House or hotel, she is wonderful wherever you find her. I found Coco to be cute, sexy and very entertaining. Am happy to recommend her. Meiji on.

[VictorXtra1]

Guys. Any help with finding a tall Asian lady ha ha I know I know. It is like finding Asian ladies in St Augustine FL sadly I am from. I have to drive to get my Asian fill to Orlando that too a long drive. I'd appreciate some help. Don't mind if she is a MILF, just have this tall asian need. I do believe in Unicorns too!

Rachel is a spinner beauty and is tall looking in my eyes with her heals on! She is probably around 5'8 I would assume!? Beautiful early 30's lady with long black hair and a slim.

And fit body and nice welcoming personality! Good grasp of English too! Aims to please! She's at M and why for rest of the month! Usually the younger guys chase after her! She's quite the popular pick! One time I was basically mid squirt and making a mess of my self and she got dragged off of me and was replaced by another attendant because some young fella insisted he see her right then and there and he had no time to wait! So if that impatient young fella is ready this review of his favorite gal Rachel, then I apologize for that salty taste LOL! That you might have enjoyed! LOL because like I said I was mid squirt when she got rushed out of my room to go immediately see you instead!

[Lebowski69]

Another amazing visit with my favorite songbird Tiffany. She is one of Jasmines top girls very cute with awesome C to suck on. Her shower nuru skills are top notch and when her mouth isn't occupied with other duties she sings to you in Chinese very unique experience. In the room lots more oral interrogations finishing on her back demanding I fuck her mouth. Barely keeping it together we move onto main course lots of different positions with her working her magic. Box finally making me come deep in K9. After clean yup she gave me a nice massage and shower after. Just missed meeting new Chinese girl Maggie. Can't wait to meet her this week.

The dude abides.

[RowdyReptile]

May was a good month. Now I will go back to my normal pace (every other day).

Stats below.

Fri 5/1 - NA.

Sat 5/2 - Eastern (Sarasota) Lisa.

Sun 5/3 - Relaxing Spa (Fort Lauderdale) Suki and Yumi.

Mon 5/4 - Lavender (Orlando) Joey.

Tue 5/5 - Tokyo (Orlando) Tina and Rachel..

Gringo, the girls are telling me they keep finding your fake O clickers broken in the trash basket in the room, wrapped in wet wipes.

I can get you a deal on those, and I only sell the good high-tech clickers. Just message me if you want a more high-end clicker that will last.

[MartinHero69]

27 spa sessions.
12 singles.
10 doubles.
1 triple.
1 quadruple.
3 back to back (singles).
1 back to back (doubles).
1 recon TOFTT.
5 counties (Orange, Pinellas, Pasco, Oceola, Broward).
100% AMP declassified and verifiable.

O-Town ESPN Statistical Update:

The league office has officially reviewed (and verified) the numbers for May.

• 27 sessions.
  
• 5 counties.
  
• 1 quadruple.
  
• Multiple road games.
  
• One recon mission.
  
• Zero load management.

At this point we're no longer evaluating individual performances.

We're studying endurance metrics.

HappyXXX has officially returned to the league just in time, because the reigning MVP apparently spent May creating records that did not previously exist.

The stat sheet has reached the point where O-Town ESPN's analytics department has reopened the Wilt Chamberlain file.

Not because the numbers are comparable.

Because that's the last time anyone remembers needing a separate category.

The good news for the fans is that competition appears to be back.

The bad news is Gringo somehow considers "every other day" a reduced workload.

O-Town ESPN will continue monitoring the situation.

The record books are becoming nervous.

At what point does it become a different sport?

MH69.

[RisingPhoenix2]

Happy my man are you talking to yourself? Or am I confused 🤣.

Looks like a sock puppet to me, but I'm just a visitor.

[Mesohony]

Happy my man are you talking to yourself? Or am I confused.

I wrote this review, sure why didn't show under my user name.