Ft. Lauderdale - Escort Reports

[DrWho]

I had the strangest text encounter with a provider of my 25+ years hobbying last week.

I texted a provider about a possible meet. At first all looked fine, she replied with her rates and that she does incall. Next text was asking for a pic and a reference, understandable. I don't have a recent pic so sent her one from last year and a few before that. I really don't have a "reference" per say (to be honest I can't remember that last time that I had to provide one) so I explained as much and sent her my TER and USASG screen names saying that you can check my reviews. I also said that a video chat would be fine. She sent a screen shot of a "whitelist" from TER with no listings, I had no idea what that was and told her so. She came back with an insult "maybe none of them liked you". I was like, WTF! I again explained that I couldn't think of a recent reference, but had someone who I met in the biz a while ago and have had a friendship with for over 19 years but she was out of the biz and out of respect would need to ask her if it was OK and get back to her. She replied asking for my Linkedin profile! Why would anyone in this hobby divulge their Linkedin profile to someone, much someone that they have never met! Then she texted "My place, my rules". I replied, "My $$, my choice". I ain't going to beg someone to take my $$. I just replied, We are not a fit, I'll move on, have a good weekend. Good-bye. She then began texting repeating arrogantly how I needed to jump through her hoops and how she was a nurse (like I should be impressed) and was picky and didn't need the $$. I again said Good-bye and blocked her. She doesn't seem to handle rejection well.

I can understand a provider wanting to be safe and all, but it isn't one sided. And to immediately insult me with the sarcastic comment "maybe none of them liked you" and then still believe that I wanted to meet her, how arrogant. NO ONE is THAT hot! The strange thing is that she has many glowing reviews, I guess some guys like the attitude. GPS syndrome! I am not going to post her link since some here have seen her and posted good reviews, I don't need the harassment when they report this post back to her.

[Tjslim]

I was thinking of seeing but not seeing much Intel on her as of yet?

Thanks and be safe out there.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/208928659

[Youngeman]

Alright fellow mongers here's another one to avoid. Crappy Latina service. Comms sucked which was a red flag. Set up the time and head over. Keeps me waiting outside like 15 min. I knew then I should've left but obviously I was thinking with the little guy. I get the room get inside and she tries to coerce me into a 2 girl double trouble. I already knew who the girl was as cause I've dreamt about her in the past and her service was mediocre and she can't take no pipe. So I respectfully decline cause I wanted to try something new. Cause a covered 1. 5 min BJ then goes into mish then k9. Whole time all she's saying is cum baby cum baby. I'm starting to get annoyed cause feels like I'm being rushed. Then Willie slips out and she's like did you finish. I'm like naaaaw bruv. She's like you need to finish now I'm like it hasn't even been 15 min and I opted for the hhr. She started catching an attitude I started getting frustrated and Willie just went to sleep on me. I said fuck this got dressed and leave. Whole time she talking shit in Spanish to her friend in the bathroom unknown to her I you sweat and everything she saying. I ready to rock her in her shit. I took the high roof and opted to just leave. Lost 1. 2 Mario coins. Don't waste your time fellas.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/208494445

I would just call it in and report their ass back to where they came from. Problem Solve. That would teach the pimp to import better products.

[LofterB]

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[BigDik954]

Now, I've seen EVERYTHING! 🤣.

Wait did anyone notice the hole in the underwear as well as the slight discoloration. SMH 😂.

[BlazerMan]

https://tryst.link/escort/meanbean1619

This one caught my eye because it was so weird. Look at the background in her pictures. Walls covered over with particle board and still actively leaking water from the windows, painter's tape covering where the particle board is starting to bend or crack, windows papered over. I was hoping "maybe it's a treehouse?" until I noticed the electrical socket with no cover. Dog paw visible on the bed in one pic. Dirty socks. Discolored marks all over pale legs. Someone actually took these pictures and thought "Yeah, these are sexy. This is a good representation that will bring me clients."

$180 for an hour incall, or $220 for outcall, but you pick her up and there are "no rules".

A search for the phone number brings up a cleaning service in California.

What on Earth is going on here? If this is a scam I can't figure out the angle.

Now, I've seen EVERYTHING! 🤣.

[Pervomancer]

https://tryst.link/escort/meanbean1619

This one caught my eye because it was so weird. Look at the background in her pictures. Walls covered over with particle board and still actively leaking water from the windows, painter's tape covering where the particle board is starting to bend or crack, windows papered over. I was hoping "maybe it's a treehouse?" until I noticed the electrical socket with no cover. Dog paw visible on the bed in one pic. Dirty socks. Discolored marks all over pale legs. Someone actually took these pictures and thought "Yeah, these are sexy. This is a good representation that will bring me clients."

$180 for an hour incall, or $220 for outcall, but you pick her up and there are "no rules".

A search for the phone number brings up a cleaning service in California.

What on Earth is going on here? If this is a scam I can't figure out the angle.

[DCHung]

It's been three months since I retired from this game, but I'll chime in.

I've reviewed this girl before. Not that I care anymore, I wish USASG could come up with a way to filter out the meaningless posts or keep them separate from actual reviews. It would make it easier to navigate through this thread. My review is already 42 pages deep.

It's been 6 months since I last saw her. I did see her a few more times after I posted that review. I eventually opted for the BBJ. My review still stand, she was a great fuck. She works with a friend named Lina, redbone, thick / curvy. You can't go wrong with either of them. I saw them for a threesome on a few occasions. Both are nice, respectful, presentable, well-groomed, smell good, and most importantly no bad odor. They never rush. 2 pops in the hour. It's been 6 months, so a lot could have changed.

Link to her friend Lina.

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/7546661339

Like tom Brady retired?

[Rubtug21]

She's not the typical provider that I would entertain. Based on my reviews, it should be no secret that I like curves, thickness, and big asses. While she offers none of that, she's easily the best fuck I've had in the game. She just know how to fuck a brother. I honestly didn't expect much from her. I had that preconceived notion that she would be just another average provider. She must have proved me wrong as I'm on my fifth visit.

She's a sweetheart and easily the nicest ebony I've encountered in the game. Black must be her favorite color. She always wear all black lingerie and garments, which complemented her skin tone very well. As stated on the ad, she's very petite, under 5 feet, and probably 100-110 pounds. She looks like a darker version of Mini Stallion. Skin dark and smooth, nice smile, a very soothing voice, super accommodating and no masculine energy. She's always freshly showered, smell amazing, and pussy clean with no bad odor. I can go on and on.

She's open to BBJ, but I always opted for a cover. BJ always feel great even with the cover, very sloppy and pays close attention to the boys. She would suck you off until you tell her to stop. During our first encounter, I wanted to go easy on her because she's so petite. After some sloppy covered BJ, she just climbed on me for cowgirl, engulfed my whole shaft, and took me for a spin. Pussy was so tight, I unloaded in less than 10 minutes. I knew then she had won me over and earned a promotion to the top of my roster. With performance like this, she's a first ballot hall of fame.

She's a wild card. As I previously mentioned, she knows how to get a monger right. She's not shy and very vocal in the midst of battle. She would grab my hair, choke me, pulling me tight onto her, throwing herself back at me very violently while talking dirty. She for sure not afraid of the meat. I always book the hour for 2 Benjamins. She's a boat load of enjoyment. Please be nice and kind to her.

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/7868552496

It's been three months since I retired from this game, but I'll chime in.

I've reviewed this girl before. Not that I care anymore, I wish USASG could come up with a way to filter out the meaningless posts or keep them separate from actual reviews. It would make it easier to navigate through this thread. My review is already 42 pages deep.

It's been 6 months since I last saw her. I did see her a few more times after I posted that review. I eventually opted for the BBJ. My review still stand, she was a great fuck. She works with a friend named Lina, redbone, thick / curvy. You can't go wrong with either of them. I saw them for a threesome on a few occasions. Both are nice, respectful, presentable, well-groomed, smell good, and most importantly no bad odor. They never rush. 2 pops in the hour. It's been 6 months, so a lot could have changed.

Link to her friend Lina.

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/7546661339

[FilthyKoala]

I've been eyeing her ad for a while now but I'm on the fence.

Anybody have a good date with her?

It seems like head specialist are becoming scarce nowadays.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...401/7549990932

Seen her when she was staying in Pompano and honestly didn't find her anything special at all. Honestly in all my years of mongering and have experienced amazing "head specialists" the best don't need to label themselves. Everyone seems to be the "throat goat" these days smh.

[ImHim954]

I've been eyeing her ad for a while now but I'm on the fence.

Anybody have a good date with her?

It seems like head specialist are becoming scarce nowadays.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...401/7549990932

[JayJayTwo]

So I have had nightmares about ebony providers. Lucky I have had multiple good dreams with the following ones. Hoped this helps.

I've been dreaming about Chyna for 15 years. Ever dream is as good as the last.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/208042017

Celine had multiple good dreams about her. Never disappoints great attitude.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/205654445

Egypt. Had multiple good dreams about her too. Good attitude chill and laid back. Haven't been in a while tho but do want to have another dream soon.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/208214265

Nina. Had one dream about her but it was good will repeat but she travels a lot.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/208105186

I have also noticed that if you want to have dreams about Latinas you go to Miami. If you want ebonies it's broward and white are in palm beach. That's just my observation.

Well their ads have a lot of no's but if you bring the right "vibe" and get cool with them seeing them enough times the no's tend to evaporate. But unfortunately the reality of the matter is that we are in a limited market where many of these providers suffer from GPS because it's soflo and thing they can get top dollar for a 1989 Toyota Corolla with 500 k miles on it. It just is what it is. I don't like it as much as the next monger but sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures and you have settle for the list of no's and even sometimes on the rate depending on what it is. Personally I would never go over 2. 5 count for anyone and the only that gets that is freaky Katie and I haven't seen her in over a year. Besides her it's 2 coins or less. Anything over that nope not worth it especially when they have the list of no and all the other verification requirements. With the list I provided I haven't gone over 1.5 coins ever. So I'm good. I was just trying to help out and provide some suggestions for providers I've had good dreams about but if it's not for you then YMMV and it is what it is. I'll just my dreams to myself then.

Just my 2 cents, but I hope you don't follow thru on that! Any intel; good, bad or otherwise; is helpful! Even if I don't like what you wrote, I'd still consider it useful information. So yeah, keep sharing, please!

[JayJayTwo]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/208382560

Any info in this girl see her post everyday interest in taking the plunge.

Bruuuuh you must be reading my mind cause I've had my eyes on her for a while now and I'm talking months. I'm just very hesitant given that I'm rice skin and have had sooooooo many bad experiences with ebony providers unfortunately. Please lmk how it goes.

If she's legit, damn! Girl is fine, especially liking this pic:

[Flint6217]

What happened? Can you explain.

Took the money and split. Give her credit on the acting skills though. Charging that one to the game.

[DrWho]

I was wondering if anyone has had any luck with Redditt?

I never really considered Redditt seriously since most posts are obviously scams, fake or B&S, but with the dismal findings that I have been having lately with the normal channels am considering it. Any suggestions / experience would be greatly appreciated.