Massage Parlor Reports

**Landova25** · 06-01-26 12:45

Due to all the AMPs in MD closing, I decided to check out Lulu on the Pike. Drove 45 minutes to try her out since all the reviews I read were pretty good. I called first and she told me to come in.

Mind you, this was late at night on a busy street. I parked out front and went upstairs. I wouldn't necessarily say she's a MILF, more like a GILF LOL.

So I stripped down and asked to shower. I was expecting some teasing, some attention, something, but none was given. First red flag. I showered, cleaned up, dried myself off, headed back to the room, took off the towel, and laid down.

She came in and gave me a great massage. I'll give her that. She definitely worked out some back issues I had from the previous day. Mind you, still no teasing during the massage, no attention to the boys or anything. Red flag number two.

She then cleaned me up and started undressing. The B2 B felt amazing, not going to lie. She worked her way down, tried to suck it from the back, licked it, and I came back to reality and asked for a condom. That's when it seemed like her mood shifted. She could've kept going with a condom on, but instead asked if she could ride me, which I was fine with. Damn, I feel like I missed out, but I'd rather be safe. She seemed pretty reckless, and I use protection most of the time. I'm honestly not sure how people go bareback.

Anywho, we continued with the sex. I ended up on top and came way too quick because I hadn't unloaded in weeks. Should've known going into it, but I let my second head do the thinking.

Also, the racks are fake.

All in all, I think I had high expectations and drove 45 minutes to get there. The massage was good, but the overall experience didn't live up to the reviews for me. It wasn't worth the two bills, and I wouldn't do it again.

Also, what are the chances of catching something from oral? That's something I've been wondering about after the visit.

**Jubba** · 05-31-26 22:45

Found my new favorite AMP provider. Figured I would try her out after seeing some good comments here. Good looking MILF. Slim body, nice D MMs. Great medium pressure massage. Really worked out the massive knots in my back, neck, and shoulders. Then some problem areas in my legs I didn't even know I had. Intermittently ran her hands over my body telling me how handsome I am and what a good body I have. She's a great liar. Wonderful handshake at the end, where she really took her time. Pulled her shirt up and let my hands roam as well. Explosive finish. I have never slept so well the few days since. I will most definitely be back.

**BMoreDog69** · 05-31-26 10:32

You trolled me bruh! I was expecting a good punchline to that joke lead-in, and you dropped the ball!

Originally Posted by PilotAviator [View Original Post]

Two-post Finegan arrives and reports having a great time, and spending (at least) 2 xhouse, 2 x $$ tips plus an additional $ but I'm unsure what that was for.

Perhaps the Ocean crew are building an arc and the ocean, which was at high-tide and busy when he arrived became becalmed (or the tide went out) as it seams a lot of crew was involved as players or observers.

Some people are born lucky.

Always be nice to the ladies..

**YoungKratos** · 05-31-26 09:38

Saw a new face Flor since last time was here. Her face looks young requested for 30 min. Little bit of massage, then requested for tip for services. Standard tip, she knew what position she wanted and let her lead. Kept a good energy and attitude as switched different throughout out our time. She got excited at times and never complained. Upper body like Alejandra, but lower body has bigger butt. YMMV each of the ladies are good, but different personalities.

**Pkmnmewtwo** · 05-31-26 09:13

Originally Posted by TheRabbit [View Original Post]

You got a link to the ad for the new place in Springfield?

Here the link for the springfield

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../13304943.html

**Draman25** · 05-31-26 01:42

Originally Posted by BigButtLuver [View Original Post]

Hey. First post here but I live in the area and have been in and out of the hobby for about a year and a half now. I was wondering if anyone knew of any local spots that had asian girls with a nice sized butt to play with. Not really worried if she has a belly or whatever. New Life Massage had a girl, Linda, who was my go-to when she was in town. I went there a couple times and they told me she would be there, then no Linda. Appreciate any and all opinions!

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...150-71716.html

**TheRabbit** · 05-30-26 23:40

Originally Posted by Pkmnmewtwo [View Original Post]

Not sure if this is allowed, but feel free to delete this post. I was casually browsing Bedpage and saw multiple ads with the same format. Not sure if it's all owned by the same company. I might be overthinking because page for herdon / sterling (678/ ocean), Alexandria (where Wendy is stationed), both have the same format, but there are 2 new cities like the one in Fairfax and Springfield (former Apple). I'm going to try out the new Springfield location.

You got a link to the ad for the new place in Springfield?

**PilotAviator** · 05-30-26 22:35

Two-post Finegan arrives and reports having a great time, and spending (at least) 2 xhouse, 2 x $$ tips plus an additional $ but I'm unsure what that was for.

Perhaps the Ocean crew are building an arc and the ocean, which was at high-tide and busy when he arrived became becalmed (or the tide went out) as it seams a lot of crew was involved as players or observers.

Some people are born lucky.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**Pkmnmewtwo** · 05-30-26 22:21

Not sure if this is allowed, but feel free to delete this post. I was casually browsing Bedpage and saw multiple ads with the same format. Not sure if it's all owned by the same company. I might be overthinking because page for herdon / sterling (678/ ocean), Alexandria (where Wendy is stationed), both have the same format, but there are 2 new cities like the one in Fairfax and Springfield (former Apple). I'm going to try out the new Springfield location.

**RubLover21** · 05-30-26 19:14

Arlington Therapy is not a classy joint from the outside, above a Kratom joint on busy Columbia Pike.

But it houses (as it has for a while) Lulu, and if you are into Korean milfs with beautiful big tiddies (that is, you are not a poof) she is worth a visit.

Clearly she loves me more than the average visitor (I know, I know) but if you Be Clean and Treat Her Right you may access a Gratifying Level of Horniness.

**Zuffaboxx** · 05-29-26 23:40

I was taking a trip from Philly to DC didn't really like some of the places I found around there this was a drives worth and definitely worth dropping some duckets at. Her name was Sunny and she was a great way to spend the hour with. I'm still a little hung over for yesterday so I came in and get Junior taken care of and getting my vibe back. She was very flirty right off the bat grabbed my ass so I walked in so I knew it was going to be a good time. The massage is pretty good A lot of teasing of course and she let me grab and rub the thighs while she was rubbing me down. On the flip Juniors at full attention she removed the towel started giving some nice long strokes. I leaned her in to kiss her she had soft lips. Strawberry lipstick and I couldn't wait to get that on my cock. I pointed the Junior and her mouth she took the hint lay between my legs and gave me a great BBBJ. Great eye contact it was awesome to see that lipstick all over my dick. She put the rubber on slid on top rock those hips back and forth then I put her on her back for mission. She wrapped her legs around me and squeezed all the juice out. Great way to end the day.

**BubbleBoi402** · 05-29-26 13:56

A very forgettable experience with Coco. She's not bad looking and her jugs were nice, though I could feel something inside from touch. Coco stood at 5'4', 120 lbs, possibly enhanced C cup, fair skinned, looks cute with makeup, shaved downstairs, a little belly fat, tattoo below collarbone. Her performance was lackluster, not much enthusiasm from her and she didn't even pretend to be in it. Her service department was severely lacking too, no DFK, no CIM, toothy BBBJ, and the list goes on. I keep telling MMS to screen providers for DFK and BBBJCIM at the very minimum. Total damage: 70 + 160. Feeling overpaid.

**KingKohli** · 05-29-26 11:31

Originally Posted by JrJack1010 [View Original Post]

Good afternoon gents. I'm visiting northern Va the Reston area this weekend. I dont get out often and I rarely get a hall pass but I do this weekend. I'm looking for any ideas on the best places currently and who I should see. I'm open to age preferably under 40 but the attitude and assets are what I'm after. I'm okay with the newer less experienced as well. The best eye candy in the area. I'll be in Reston on Saturday and Sunday and on to Richmond on Monday so anywhere in that area. Thanks and feel free to pm me. I'll also definitely consider a solid Utr if someone has one. Thanks and happy hunting.

https://pinklady88.com/

Edit: Oops, I gave an agency answer to a question in Massage Parlor Reports. Hope it helps anyway.

**YoungKratos** · 05-29-26 10:29

Originally Posted by Kingalexander [View Original Post]

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...ana-57584.html

She's back responding for those who tried to get in touch with her, I think she was on vacation or something. Responded to my text today.

I think she closed her ads at DMV got deleted and is not replying to messages.

**Some Bloke** · 05-29-26 10:25

Originally Posted by Kingalexander [View Original Post]

https://dmvlatinamassage.com/providers/andrea/

Still unsure about this one, I know she has been reviewed here once or twice. But I'm trying to see if she's full service or not before I go.

If anyone has a recent experience, the info is greatly appreciated.

She gives a solid massage. Definitely has some training.

YMMV, but my experience has been only HJ available.