Massage Parlor Reports

[Iceberg1250]

Went there this morning to see Luby.

Was met by her with lots of kisses.

Went back to the room got ready for my table shower.

All I can say WOW!

After the kissing and body slides we went back to the room and.

The real fun began she gave me a fantastic massage.

She climbed up on the table and massaged my whole body with her naked body.

I must say it was hard trying not to let go.

We did 69 until we both climaxed then we just laid next.

To each other kissing all I can say mongers if you to A Spa.

Make an appointment for Luby it will be well worth you while.

IB.

[Wetnoodle79]

I originally planned to see Emma for BBFS. When I arrived at the store, I was told that Emma had started a week-long vacation, but Sia said that she could also provide BBFS. Without second guessing myself, I went with Sia. Oh man, she did not disappointed me.

Summary. 4 house fee + $. 4 tips + 100 BBFS.

Sia is a good looker who is well-maintained with Natural Ds. She was about 5"5 and really loved DFK. She was patient and really into the session with me. I was able to enjoy full 45-minute session with her. I will see her again.

[TucsonMonger]

Even though it was just L1, one of my favorite spots was Lavender when there was this super sweet chubby lady who worked it. She was fantastic. She would twist you into a pretzel and work out every single not. She left and I'd totally go back if I could. I'm also looking for some solid massage with L1. Man I miss the sweet chubby lady that bent me into a pretzel at Lavender.

If you are referring to Mindy who ran Lavender for a couple of years, she currently operates at the Five and Fine Massage located near 29th and Alvernon.

[LostIn520]

I had my 3rd visit with Judy today. Tomorrow is her last day. Run, don't walk if you haven't had a visit from her yet. I'm addicted to that intoxicating face, those perky perfect b-cups, that pert little ass and her overall demeanor. I will miss her so much! She said she might be back in November. This visit we did the shower. She is not shy in the shower at all! I had an all-time first today in the shower room. She was doing her thing back there. And she pressed her hard nipple against my b-hole and tickled my ass with it! That's a definite first! I don't even know if there's a name for that. An amazing, thorough shower later and we went straight into face-sitting in the room. She has an amazing button and it's so easy to push. She tells you what she wants and where and you are rewarded greatly for it. Then we switched to her on her back on the table for some PvP, one of my favorites. She put the cover on and damn! It happened again. I didn't even last 2 minutes. I'm so happy I didn't. That left 20 minutes for a massage and she's so good at it. She has the strength and works your muscles well. Then she did something adorable. She climbed on the table and proceeded to take a mini-nap on my back, laying on top of me. I love her silliness. Then we laid together on the table and cuddled for awhile. I didn't have time to give her a massage, but she really wants one. One of you should oblige!

[HootchiePapa]

Took a chance and stopped by Aura today. Didn't call. Molly was up in the rotation. She is def cute. Nice slim body and always smiling. Chose 30 min. Got right down into it. Molly was kissing a lot the. Played with me for a bit. Then did something unusual. Told me to lie down on stomach and then pointed to my butt. Well I knew what was going to happen. She grabbed baby wipes and cleaned up. Then told me to get on my knees and went to town. Then she would go back and forth from rim to blow job. Felt incredible. Flipped her over then dined for a bit. Then she wanted to get to business and put cover on and pulled me into her. Thrusting and kissing me. She was a lot of fun. Warning her English blows!! Very little and you will need a translator. I have been to Aura and Melody a lot. The best advice I can give is just do 30 min at Aura. They only have two girls there so if they get busy you will be moved on from after completing. Melody usually has 3-4 girls. If only 3 are there Mary will jump in as well.

$40 /$160.

Melody is more reliable for an hr. But I have also been cut short there by 30 min. I don't get mad. I'm happy we get good talent here. A lot of places suck! Enjoy while we can. Never know what the future holds.

Hootchie.

[DripNara]

1st Foot Spa, Thursday afternoon.

There's a chance I may be out of touch with current pricing as I stick to my regulars, buy I just had a really unpleasant time with a snotty brat with the worst case of undeserved GPS I have ever encountered at 1st Foot Spa. Half hour $40 at the door, offered usual 120 for FS after short flip and was told I needed at least 40 or 60 more. Sorry don't have it. Well do you have Zelle? Followed by a Keynsean economics lesson from her about inflation as it relates to pussy. I said innocently, "why are people always pushing things up $20 dollars more these days?

THEN I got a fiery lecture about how she was not Chinese. Did I think all Chinese are cheap? Now I was insulted. I fucking LOVE Chinese women. Don't nobody talk shit about Zhonguo.

I didn't say anything about China but since she went there, I took the money back out of her hands and said "bu shi ling. I'll just take the massage. " and laid back down. (Translation: it's not ZERO. Which she understood somehow for not being Chinese) Well that escalated quickly. She relented and offered the services. I agreed and gave her the $ back but I was way out of the mood, except the little head was driving now. She was visibly pissed.

What followed was a mechanical grudge fuck with "are you going to cum?" every 5 seconds. Afterward I just dressed and bailed without further discussion. Was I out of step with current inflation? I mean she was flatchested, skinny and frankly, a little batfaced. I wasn't judging. But not worth the upsell.

Do they think we don't compare notes? Or are they engaged in industry price-fixing? Who knows maybe you will have better luck. But after this I am going to stop chasing waterfalls and stick to the rivers and lakes that I know for a while.

Thank you for the heads up and taking one for the team. These gps workers need to learn that by providing services we want will result to repeat business. That is why only the same few AMPs are constantly mentioned since they are willing to cater to our needs not their pockets.

[Uncivil]

You got to convert to Chinese bra sizes. Apparently, a Chinese E is an American B.

I'm not going to point to specifics, but the last few weeks I think some of these reviews are just straight up fiction.

So I ventured in to Orchid to see if the reports were true about an E cup Coco. I did not have the same luck.

I messaged ahead and requested coco. Then upon arrival, this lady opens up, not quite sure if they're just hiding under the fluffy dress she had on I decide to stay. The designer of that push up bra needs a promotion. Once she undressed, they were not even close to anything above a C. I guess wishful thinking kept me hoping they were hiding in there. Welp, I was already there and figured I'd at least see how the services were. Massage was non existent, just some light touching all around my back. On the flip she we got right to it. She did the things. Nothing to write home about. Halfway into it, another monger came to the door and she made me pull out and wait for her to get back. Not the best customer service. She came back and I figured I was done, so I quickly came and headed out..

[Uncivil]

One of my favorite old sayings is "You can shear a sheep many times, but skin him only once. " That's something a lot more AMPs and their workers need to understand. With this girl, you're never going back there. Had she treated you right and charged you fairly, you could've been a steady revenue stream for her.

This is why I far prefer Melody. I know what I'm getting, I know roughly what I'm paying. I know I'm leaving happy.

I love how many AMP's this town has, until I think of how many don't understand the concept I just spoke of. There's AMP's, and then there's good AMP's. How many we have? Four? Five?

1st Foot Spa, Thursday afternoon.

There's a chance I may be out of touch with current pricing as I stick to my regulars, buy I just had a really unpleasant time with a snotty brat with the worst case of undeserved GPS I have ever encountered at 1st Foot Spa. Half hour $40 at the door, offered usual 120 for FS after short flip and was told I needed at least 40 or 60 more. Sorry don't have it. Well do you have Zelle? Followed by a Keynsean economics lesson from her about inflation as it relates to pussy. I said innocently, "why are people always pushing things up $20 dollars more these days?

THEN I got a fiery lecture about how she was not Chinese. Did I think all Chinese are cheap? Now I was insulted. I fucking LOVE Chinese women. Don't nobody talk shit about Zhonguo.

I didn't say anything about China but since she went there, I took the money back out of her hands and said "bu shi ling. I'll just take the massage. " and laid back down..

[TenSleep]

As far as I've had experiences it is almost always 40 HH and 60 FH for house money. Sometimes it is up front, sometimes given with the donation for the tip. Usually, if you're known there, it is afterwards unless you just feel like getting that part out of the way. I think that might be best to agree on pricing up front and then both parties know what is expected for how much $ prior to the start of the massage.

For FS I personally donate anywhere from 160 - 200 depending on the service / interaction of provider since I generally have a 1 hour massage. And yes, looks do help for the amount of the donation and we all like different body proportions / looks. I have had some mediocre looking providers that gave outstanding services and have given 200 because of the quality of the time spent with me.

And, yes, I have also been caught up in the moment and had the smaller head take over for decision making in the moment and had regrets. I will only say in this case that if the interaction was going that poorly I would hope I would have just said stick with the massage and moved on with my day. If she wasn't that attractive to me at the start and then it went that badly with the interaction, just leave. No harm, no foul for either party, no regrets.

I generally expect to pay 60 up front for hour house fee and 160 for the hour of FS fun on the table. Half hour is never enough time for me. Total of 220 in and out the door. Only time I've ever been offered less was a couple of times when a 40-something, frumpy mom-type who I wouldn't touch if She offered Me 220. (I think one of them was willing to go to 160 total for an hour. No thanks.) Even my little head has SOME standards! LOL. BTW, If she's really good-looking and has good reviews, I'm not going to haggle if she wants an extra 20.

[ArizRider]

1st Foot Spa, Thursday afternoon.

There's a chance I may be out of touch with current pricing as I stick to my regulars, buy I just had a really unpleasant time with a snotty brat with the worst case of undeserved GPS I have ever encountered at 1st Foot Spa. Half hour $40 at the door, offered usual 120 for FS after short flip and was told I needed at least 40 or 60 more. Sorry don't have it. Well do you have Zelle? Followed by a Keynsean economics lesson from her about inflation as it relates to pussy. I said innocently, "why are people always pushing things up $20 dollars more these days?

THEN I got a fiery lecture about how she was not Chinese. Did I think all Chinese are cheap? Now I was insulted. I fucking LOVE Chinese women. Don't nobody talk shit about Zhonguo.

I didn't say anything about China but since she went there, I took the money back out of her hands and said "bu shi ling. I'll just take the massage. " and laid back down. (Translation: it's not ZERO. Which she understood somehow for not being Chinese) Well that escalated quickly. She relented and offered the services. I agreed and gave her the $ back but I was way out of the mood, except the little head was driving now. She was visibly pissed.

What followed was a mechanical grudge fuck with "are you going to cum?" every 5 seconds. Afterward I just dressed and bailed without further discussion. Was I out of step with current inflation? I mean she was flatchested, skinny and frankly, a little batfaced. I wasn't judging. But not worth the upsell.

Do they think we don't compare notes? Or are they engaged in industry price-fixing? Who knows maybe you will have better luck. But after this I am going to stop chasing waterfalls and stick to the rivers and lakes that I know for a while.

As far as I've had experiences it is almost always 40 HH and 60 FH for house money. Sometimes it is up front, sometimes given with the donation for the tip. Usually, if you're known there, it is afterwards unless you just feel like getting that part out of the way. I think that might be best to agree on pricing up front and then both parties know what is expected for how much $ prior to the start of the massage.

For FS I personally donate anywhere from 160 - 200 depending on the service / interaction of provider since I generally have a 1 hour massage. And yes, looks do help for the amount of the donation and we all like different body proportions / looks. I have had some mediocre looking providers that gave outstanding services and have given 200 because of the quality of the time spent with me.

And, yes, I have also been caught up in the moment and had the smaller head take over for decision making in the moment and had regrets. I will only say in this case that if the interaction was going that poorly I would hope I would have just said stick with the massage and moved on with my day. If she wasn't that attractive to me at the start and then it went that badly with the interaction, just leave. No harm, no foul for either party, no regrets.

[Chikfilla]

I found Orchid Foot Massage and made my appointment for Coco. The reviews all mentioned Coco"Chinese spinner with cartoon tits, flirty as hell. ".

She answered the door in a red silk robe. When she untied it, her E-cups were enormous on her 5'2" framenatural, heavy, nipples already hard. She pushed them together and pulled me in, smothering my face in warm soft flesh. I sucked her nipples while she ground against me, stroking my hair, calling me handsome, promising special treatment.

So I ventured in to Orchid to see if the reports were true about an E cup Coco. I did not have the same luck.

I messaged ahead and requested coco. Then upon arrival, this lady opens up, not quite sure if they're just hiding under the fluffy dress she had on I decide to stay. The designer of that push up bra needs a promotion. Once she undressed, they were not even close to anything above a C. I guess wishful thinking kept me hoping they were hiding in there. Welp, I was already there and figured I'd at least see how the services were. Massage was non existent, just some light touching all around my back. On the flip she we got right to it. She did the things. Nothing to write home about. Halfway into it, another monger came to the door and she made me pull out and wait for her to get back. Not the best customer service. She came back and I figured I was done, so I quickly came and headed out.

There was a 2nd girl there named Jenny that was busy, so maybe they share the name Coco when it's convenient.

Ah well, another bust.

[Harveyspec1069]

1st Foot Spa, Thursday afternoon.

There's a chance I may be out of touch with current pricing as I stick to my regulars, buy I just had a really unpleasant time.

Very interesting that you have 3 total posts and your last one was from 2015.

So if my math is right, we're in 2026, which means 1st Foot Spa just inspired your first post in roughly 10 years. Not any of the other popular places in Tucson. You ignored the entire Tucson scene for a decade, and this was the thing that finally got you to log back in. 😂

Honestly, that's probably the most impressive part of the story.

As for the rest of it, if I'm getting bad GPS vibes before the session even starts, I'm probably just moving on. Life's too short and Tucson has too many good options to spend time arguing over pricing or negotiating with someone I don't click with.

At some point it's easier to stick with the providers you enjoy seeing and let everyone else do their own thing. America is a free country after all.

And honestly, your own conclusion is probably the right one:

Stop chasing waterfalls and stick to the rivers and lakes that you know.

[TacoLicker]

Yeah the basic hh, full hr is 40 and 60.

With donation being $. 20 hh, $.40 full hr.

It could be that the girl is from another city and that was what they charged over there, but they could also be trying to scam you out of a few more dollars.

1st Foot Spa, Thursday afternoon.

There's a chance I may be out of touch with current pricing as I stick to my regulars, buy I just had a really unpleasant time with a snotty brat with the worst case of undeserved GPS I have ever encountered at 1st Foot Spa. Half hour $40 at the door, offered usual 120 for FS after short flip and was told I needed at least 40 or 60 more. Sorry don't have it. Well do you have Zelle? Followed by a Keynsean economics lesson from her about inflation as it relates to pussy. I said innocently, "why are people always pushing things up $20 dollars more these days?

THEN I got a fiery lecture about how she was not Chinese. Did I think all Chinese are cheap? Now I was insulted. I fucking LOVE Chinese women. Don't nobody talk shit about Zhonguo.

I didn't say anything about China but since she went there, I took the money back out of her hands and said "bu shi ling. I'll just take the massage. " and laid back down. (Translation: it's not ZERO. Which she understood somehow for not being Chinese) Well that escalated quickly. She relented and offered the services. I agreed and gave her the $ back but I was way out of the mood, except the little head was driving now. She was visibly pissed..

[TowelDropper46]

I've been around the House of M long enough that I don't feel the need to chase every new name that shows up. Most of us eventually settle into our favorites and fall into our routines. Nothing wrong with that. But every now and then a name starts appearing often enough that you notice it. Not because somebody is making a huge deal about it. Quite the opposite. You'll be reading a report about somebody else, browsing a random thread, or catching up after being away for a few days, and somehow the same name keeps drifting back into the conversation. That was Kiki for me.

What caught my attention wasn't any one review. It was the fact that different guys kept ending up in roughly the same place. Nobody was writing giant advertisements. Nobody was acting like they'd discovered the cure for cancer. But there was a familiar tone underneath a lot of the posts. Guys would walk in curious and walk out sounding a little more enthusiastic than they expected to be. After seeing that happen enough times, I found myself thinking, "Alright, what's going on here?" Eventually curiosity won.

So I made the usual drive down to Melody expecting a pretty normal visit. Same parking lot. Same routine I've done more times than I should probably admit. Honestly, I wasn't expecting anything crazy. The House of M has had a lot of good talent come through over the past year, and after a while you stop assuming every new name is going to be the next big thing.

Then I met Kiki.

The funny part is I can't even point to one specific thing and say, "Yep, that's what everybody was talking about. " She's obviously cute, but that's never exactly been rare at Melody. It was more how easy she was to be around. She greeted me with a smile that immediately made the room feel a little smaller. Not in an intimidating way. More in the sense that I found myself paying attention a lot faster than I intended to. Before we even got into the usual introductions, she already had that playful look in her eyes like she was in on a joke nobody else had heard yet.

The thing that surprised me was how quickly the conversation started flowing. Usually there's a little feeling-out process when you meet somebody new. A few questions. Some small talk. The standard routine. With Kiki, it never really felt like that. Five minutes in, we were already joking around and giving each other a hard time. Every time I'd start paying attention to one thing, she'd say something funny and completely redirect my attention somewhere else. At one point I remember thinking I should probably be paying attention to the clock, but instead I was sitting there listening to another story and wondering where the last twenty minutes had gone. I think that's what caught me off guard. Usually when a newer girl starts getting attention, guys focus on the obvious stuff first. How she looks. How old she is. Which provider she reminds them of. The normal board stuff. Sitting there with Kiki, I found myself paying less attention to all that and more attention to the fact that I was genuinely having a good time. We were talking about random things, giving each other a hard time, laughing at dumb jokes. Nothing particularly dramatic was happening, but somehow I wasn't in any hurry for the conversation to end either.

The little things started standing out too. She has a really expressive face. Great eye contact. A smile that shows up often and looks genuine when it does. I remember catching myself studying her when she wasn't looking. The way she'd brush her hair back while listening. The way she'd lean forward slightly when she got interested in a story. The way she'd laugh when something actually amused her instead of giving one of those polite laughs people use when they're just being nice. And honestly, that's probably why the rest of the session landed the way it did. A lot of guys write reviews as if the experience and the chemistry are two separate things. Sometimes they are. Sometimes they aren't. With Kiki, the personality was already doing a lot of the heavy lifting before any of the fun stuff even started. Then she followed it up with the most amazing P2 P grind in the table shower followed by the most amazing prostate play and TUMA you've ever had.

That's the part that's almost annoying to explain. If all she had was the personality, guys would still enjoy seeing her. If all she had was the session itself, guys would still be writing reviews. The reason her name keeps showing up is because she's somehow putting both pieces together at the same time. That's a much rarer combination than people realize. I think that's also why so many of the reviews felt vaguely familiar before I ever met her. The individual details were different, but the overall takeaway kept sounding strangely consistent. Guys weren't just walking out talking about the session. They were walking out talking about her. That's usually the difference. Plenty of providers can give you a memorable hour. Far fewer leave you replaying random moments from the conversation on the drive home, laughing at something she said thirty minutes earlier, and then realizing halfway through the week that you're already thinking about going back.

And maybe that's why I kept thinking about some of the reviews I'd read beforehand. Not because they were word-for-word accurate or anything like that. More because I finally understood where those guys were coming from. I'd read a report and think, "Alright, sounds like he had a good time. " Then I'd read another one a week later and think basically the same thing. After meeting her myself, I kinda got it.

Maybe that's the real problem with Kiki.

You show up because you're curious about the reviews.

You leave understanding the reviews.

And somewhere in the process, your wallet starts getting nervous.

[BadMonkeyBad]

1st Foot Spa, Thursday afternoon.

There's a chance I may be out of touch with current pricing as I stick to my regulars, buy I just had a really unpleasant time with a snotty brat with the worst case of undeserved GPS I have ever encountered at 1st Foot Spa. Half hour $40 at the door, offered usual 120 for FS after short flip and was told I needed at least 40 or 60 more. Sorry don't have it. Well do you have Zelle? Followed by a Keynsean economics lesson from her about inflation as it relates to pussy. I said innocently, "why are people always pushing things up $20 dollars more these days?

THEN I got a fiery lecture about how she was not Chinese. Did I think all Chinese are cheap? Now I was insulted. I fucking LOVE Chinese women. Don't nobody talk shit about Zhonguo.

I didn't say anything about China but since she went there, I took the money back out of her hands and said "bu shi ling. I'll just take the massage. " and laid back down. (Translation: it's not ZERO. Which she understood somehow for not being Chinese) Well that escalated quickly. She relented and offered the services. I agreed and gave her the $ back but I was way out of the mood, except the little head was driving now. She was visibly pissed.

What followed was a mechanical grudge fuck with "are you going to cum?" every 5 seconds. Afterward I just dressed and bailed without further discussion. Was I out of step with current inflation? I mean she was flatchested, skinny and frankly, a little batfaced. I wasn't judging. But not worth the upsell.

Do they think we don't compare notes? Or are they engaged in industry price-fixing? Who knows maybe you will have better luck. But after this I am going to stop chasing waterfalls and stick to the rivers and lakes that I know for a while.