Massage Parlor Reports

[DaveSC]

Elly is great! The Vietnamese Kim K can do no wrong.

And 100 on top of the tip for a CIP, to bust your Yeezys up in that, is a great deal if you ask me.

Is this the Palm on first in Santana? Not far from 55? Or is there another palm floating around?

[Beachpoison3]

Some Summers are hard to forget.

There's no one that makes me float on Cloud 9 quite like Angela. A session with Angela is honestly the perfect way to relax during these Summer months.

I could definitely see her performing with some Top-tier orchestras around the world to make fine Music. I also hear her Acupuncture technique is pretty Top too.

I got to see Angela yesterday, but my appt was with Mia. She opened the door. I said your? Angela? I be available in 15 minutes. Yippee. What a face and whatever your reading about her it's the real deal. First Faceless1 and now WoodyWoodtown 2. I got nothing to add, but rob your piggy bank and go see her, at BB till the 31st.

[JerrySmi123]

I am trying to save some cash after a great Monday session with ribbon still a few days away from payday, so I made a stop by Renewal to see what I missed. Lucky open the door and immediately got me into the 2nd room. Told me that they got a new girl since I've been here. I told her I don't think you remember the last time I was here. She laughed and said they have a new girl every other day, just that I don't visit enough. Then she called Daisy to come let me check her out.

P: personality speaking, she is really fun and warm, but she is that nice on the street, freak in the sheets type of girl.

L: 5'3 or 4, range, skinny and lean. Black hair to her shoulder, great looking smile with a pair of C. D size felt real soft with quarter size areolas. Trimmed kitty with that short landing strip and a nice sizeable butt.

E: almost none aside from the normal vocal stuff. Translator is needed at first, and once she starts she doesn't stop until she is done.

A: warm and patient, really really patient in fact, w / e that I want to do, she won't move to the next without me telling her to move on patient, so my BJ lasted more than 15 minutes.

S: her massage was no joke, those elbow and knee presses are just what I needed and than some. Light stroke nail scratch teases, quick wipe with those baby wipes and she gives a Rim that is up to par. Softer side of tuma but she spends a good amount of time on the BLS and tugging. The front is where her best work is at. DFK with a little Russian toss in to kept the momentum going. Once she starts her BJ, the time flies by quick. Full on suction, felt no gag after I test her, then she was able to DT and made my rod vanished in her mouth. It was a long BJ too, enough that I even finished in her mouth because it felt so great. She spat it out, and see that my rod wasn't shrinking, and went back for more and was able to get me back up again but barely though if I might add. She let me FIV so I didn't spent extra time to get her ready to go, cover switched on and went pounding, she has a nice vocal, and seem like really into the k9 portion. It took a bit longer than I would like, but she was able to get another shot out of me after a long grinding session, I am sure if I didn't get one shot off, she would make quick work of me too, because her kitty squeezes very well.

E: House 60 + 20 for the overtime. Offering 180 for her hardwork of getting 2 shots out of me.

R: would repeat, the BJ alone can get me back easily. She did say she only staying until the 1st, so I don't got too much time for the repeat.

[Jrp21]

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All this does is start stupid bullshit going back and forth. "You're a shill, here's my proof."

No I'm not

Yes you are.

Use the report post button, tell me I look, if you're right I merge the accounts and ban them. If you're not I tell you why.

A2

[MmcGreggor]

This is why real people and participants dropped over the years. There is so much shill and fraud especially in this thread.

Do we need the same 6 paragraph report on the same 3 parlors every day? People also for some reasons all have the wiring skills of a trashy novel author.

I suspect most of these are just the parlors or people have vested interest in them advertising.

[Warjackhammer]

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[VelvetVisitor1]

LOL, it can't be this ez right? Experts, please look at below, is it just me or they are getting a bit lazy? Different account identical format with the same place with different number though. Verdict?

Good point. Great food for thought.

[SrCumsalot]

Big tits, pretty face, a hit in any man's league.

Alisa is stacked, got a pretty face, and a great body. I Dropped by earlier this week just to check out the line-up, and once I met Alisa, I was hooked.

She's about 5'2, 105 lbs, with brownish-red straight hair, really pretty face, soft light skin, and those big huge knockers, natural DD+ maybe E cups, as she claims. They're soft, with some good weight on them. Nipples are sexy, perfect, natural gumdrops, fun to lick and suffocate on while pounding away in missionary. Her body is a treat, smooth, tight midsection, pussy is clean-shaven, with a little tattoo right above her pelvis. Her ass is nice, regular shape, not flat, some meat on it but not huge.

Session was 45 minutes. House fee was 60, and I tipped 150.

Got a quick rinse, and when I got into the room, Alisa was already waiting. As I was drying off, we made out for a good while, her lips are soft and nice little soft tongue action, LFK. She undressed, and I was instantly hooked on those big, beautiful breasts. Motorboated and licked them up. I sat on the big couch while she worked my cock with her mouth and tits for a good chunk of the session. Her BBBJ skills are pretty good, lots of eye contact, licking all over, including the balls. She did her best to take as much down her throat as possible, with a little gagging, but she mostly kept it within a range she was comfortable with. The Russian titty-fuck felt really nice. Some lube was used; she squeezed those huge tits on my shaft and slid them up and down. Felt good, and the visual stimulation was off the charts.

We skipped the massage and DATY, did a little more BBBJ, then went straight to CFS. She put on the rubber with her mouth and her first move was to get on top, deep squats, ACG. Her pussy felt pretty tight, and I was quickly trying to adjust to other positions where I could have more control, otherwise, I'd blow too fast if she stayed on top. Missionary; standing, and regular were both awesome. I spent my time pounding her pussy and playing with those incredible tits, seeing them sway and pressed together was a beautiful sight.

We finished in doggy on the bed facing the mirror, she was really into it, letting me slam her fast and hard, and as long as I could last. Smacking and slapping her booty while fucking in doggy was fun. From the mirror view, her tits were bouncing around in perfect motion.

I nutted everything I had in the bag and she cleaned me up with wipes, a hot towel, and a good long blowjob. Took another rinse after the session and was guided out after she helped get dressed.

Alisa is definitely a fun, sexy woman with some amazing giant tits. Wish I'd met her sooner, I think she's only going to be around a few more days until the end of the month.

[GuezDani]

You're still responding to yourself? LOL.

For those who don't know, Warjackhammer, Cockyazn, drillsergeant and instantcummer are all the same dude.

Hilarious. Cmon mods.

Wow, how did you manage to find out?

[YungRaggerJ]

You're still responding to yourself? LOL.

For those who don't know, Warjackhammer, Cockyazn, drillsergeant and instantcummer are all the same dude.

Hilarious. Cmon mods.

Haha, I couldn't believe it I knew something was off. I went through all the accounts and it all lines up perfectly all three only ever reply to the Warhammer account and nonstop glaze him. What are the odds? I even ran the accounts through ChatGPT, Grok, and Claude. Exact match every time. On top of that, all three burner accounts have basically zero reviews maybe one but just questions and replies.

This has got to be straight up against the forum's rules, policies, and procedures. Dude is clearly breaking them by running multiple accounts like this. Holy smokes, this is next level delusional. He seriously needs help.

[GentleSun]

You're still responding to yourself? LOL.

For those who don't know, Warjackhammer, Cockyazn, drillsergeant and instantcummer are all the same dude.

Hilarious. Cmon mods.

Sounds about right.

[KammyMike]

You're still responding to yourself? LOL.

For those who don't know, Warjackhammer, Cockyazn, drillsergeant and instantcummer are all the same dude.

Hilarious. Cmon mods.

For real. He's a promoter.

First. Sweet Castle. Second. Palm Massage and lastly Garden.

All his reviews are about groups sessions. He remembers every sentence a week later after his 2-3-4 some of whoever is working that week and he always mentions he got another one in the chamber.

All you believers would rush in to get your hard on and he would happen to be visiting around that AMP to collect his promotion fees. Suckers.

[Warjackhammer]

You're a maniac! Only you could pull off something like this. This chick looks hot AF and a BBBJ Queen!

What's a reverse 69? Are y'all facing away from each other?

Reverse 69 is just like a regular 69, except the guy is on top instead of the woman, and he's basically thrusting his cock into her mouth more deeply. So technically like a reverse facefuck.

Let me go ahead and write out what the rest of this convo looks like to save you guys some time.

COCKAZN: Thank you WJH! I love you!

WJH: I love you, too! We should get tacos after we see the girls at Garden Spa!

COCKAZN: Yeah, I would love that!

WJH: I always have time for the trolls. Cheers!

[Warjackhammer]

Great review! I need to catch her in that spit special when she's there!

What's the current lineup? Do you know how long she'll be there?

It looks like we got ourselves a certified hater boys! Contributes nothing substantial to the board and draws more attention to me, which I don't mind, quite frankly.

Hey, the current lineup at Garden is:

Melody.

Maggie.

Bella.

Loren.

Their last day is this Sunday, and you might be able to catch them on Monday if you're lucky.

[Jrp21]

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