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Yesterday 20:55 #16719Regular Member

Posts: 20These workers never learn
Thank you for the heads up and taking one for the team. These gps workers need to learn that by providing services we want will result to repeat business. That is why only the same few AMPs are constantly mentioned since they are willing to cater to our needs not their pockets.
Originally Posted by BadMonkeyBad
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Yesterday 17:05 #16718Senior Member

Posts: 1263You got to convert to Chinese bra sizes. Apparently, a Chinese E is an American B.
I'm not going to point to specifics, but the last few weeks I think some of these reviews are just straight up fiction.
Originally Posted by Chikfilla
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Yesterday 17:03 #16717Senior Member

Posts: 1263One of my favorite old sayings is "You can shear a sheep many times, but skin him only once. " That's something a lot more AMPs and their workers need to understand. With this girl, you're never going back there. Had she treated you right and charged you fairly, you could've been a steady revenue stream for her.
This is why I far prefer Melody. I know what I'm getting, I know roughly what I'm paying. I know I'm leaving happy.
I love how many AMP's this town has, until I think of how many don't understand the concept I just spoke of. There's AMP's, and then there's good AMP's. How many we have? Four? Five?
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Yesterday 14:54 #16716Senior Member

Posts: 239I generally expect to pay 60 up front for hour house fee and 160 for the hour of FS fun on the table. Half hour is never enough time for me. Total of 220 in and out the door. Only time I've ever been offered less was a couple of times when a 40-something, frumpy mom-type who I wouldn't touch if She offered Me 220. (I think one of them was willing to go to 160 total for an hour. No thanks.) Even my little head has SOME standards! LOL. BTW, If she's really good-looking and has good reviews, I'm not going to haggle if she wants an extra 20.
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Yesterday 14:35 #16715Senior Member

Posts: 31RE: Going rates
As far as I've had experiences it is almost always 40 HH and 60 FH for house money. Sometimes it is up front, sometimes given with the donation for the tip. Usually, if you're known there, it is afterwards unless you just feel like getting that part out of the way. I think that might be best to agree on pricing up front and then both parties know what is expected for how much $ prior to the start of the massage.
Originally Posted by BadMonkeyBad
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For FS I personally donate anywhere from 160 - 200 depending on the service / interaction of provider since I generally have a 1 hour massage. And yes, looks do help for the amount of the donation and we all like different body proportions / looks. I have had some mediocre looking providers that gave outstanding services and have given 200 because of the quality of the time spent with me.
And, yes, I have also been caught up in the moment and had the smaller head take over for decision making in the moment and had regrets. I will only say in this case that if the interaction was going that poorly I would hope I would have just said stick with the massage and moved on with my day. If she wasn't that attractive to me at the start and then it went that badly with the interaction, just leave. No harm, no foul for either party, no regrets.
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Yesterday 11:45 #16714Regular Member

Posts: 11Orchid flop
So I ventured in to Orchid to see if the reports were true about an E cup Coco. I did not have the same luck.
Originally Posted by LanceCave
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I messaged ahead and requested coco. Then upon arrival, this lady opens up, not quite sure if they're just hiding under the fluffy dress she had on I decide to stay. The designer of that push up bra needs a promotion. Once she undressed, they were not even close to anything above a C. I guess wishful thinking kept me hoping they were hiding in there. Welp, I was already there and figured I'd at least see how the services were. Massage was non existent, just some light touching all around my back. On the flip she we got right to it. She did the things. Nothing to write home about. Halfway into it, another monger came to the door and she made me pull out and wait for her to get back. Not the best customer service. She came back and I figured I was done, so I quickly came and headed out.
There was a 2nd girl there named Jenny that was busy, so maybe they share the name Coco when it's convenient.
Ah well, another bust.
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Yesterday 11:00 #16713Senior Member

Posts: 1551st Foot Spa Ended A 10-Year Posting Drought.
Very interesting that you have 3 total posts and your last one was from 2015.
Originally Posted by BadMonkeyBad
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So if my math is right, we're in 2026, which means 1st Foot Spa just inspired your first post in roughly 10 years. Not any of the other popular places in Tucson. You ignored the entire Tucson scene for a decade, and this was the thing that finally got you to log back in. 😂
Honestly, that's probably the most impressive part of the story.
As for the rest of it, if I'm getting bad GPS vibes before the session even starts, I'm probably just moving on. Life's too short and Tucson has too many good options to spend time arguing over pricing or negotiating with someone I don't click with.
At some point it's easier to stick with the providers you enjoy seeing and let everyone else do their own thing. America is a free country after all.
And honestly, your own conclusion is probably the right one:
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Yesterday 10:09 #16712Regular Member

Posts: 13Def trying to to charge you
Yeah the basic hh, full hr is 40 and 60.
With donation being $. 20 hh, $.40 full hr.
It could be that the girl is from another city and that was what they charged over there, but they could also be trying to scam you out of a few more dollars.
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Yesterday 08:19 #16711Regular Member

Posts: 13My wallet was happier before I met Kiki.
I've been around the House of M long enough that I don't feel the need to chase every new name that shows up. Most of us eventually settle into our favorites and fall into our routines. Nothing wrong with that. But every now and then a name starts appearing often enough that you notice it. Not because somebody is making a huge deal about it. Quite the opposite. You'll be reading a report about somebody else, browsing a random thread, or catching up after being away for a few days, and somehow the same name keeps drifting back into the conversation. That was Kiki for me.
What caught my attention wasn't any one review. It was the fact that different guys kept ending up in roughly the same place. Nobody was writing giant advertisements. Nobody was acting like they'd discovered the cure for cancer. But there was a familiar tone underneath a lot of the posts. Guys would walk in curious and walk out sounding a little more enthusiastic than they expected to be. After seeing that happen enough times, I found myself thinking, "Alright, what's going on here?" Eventually curiosity won.
So I made the usual drive down to Melody expecting a pretty normal visit. Same parking lot. Same routine I've done more times than I should probably admit. Honestly, I wasn't expecting anything crazy. The House of M has had a lot of good talent come through over the past year, and after a while you stop assuming every new name is going to be the next big thing.
Then I met Kiki.
The funny part is I can't even point to one specific thing and say, "Yep, that's what everybody was talking about. " She's obviously cute, but that's never exactly been rare at Melody. It was more how easy she was to be around. She greeted me with a smile that immediately made the room feel a little smaller. Not in an intimidating way. More in the sense that I found myself paying attention a lot faster than I intended to. Before we even got into the usual introductions, she already had that playful look in her eyes like she was in on a joke nobody else had heard yet.
The thing that surprised me was how quickly the conversation started flowing. Usually there's a little feeling-out process when you meet somebody new. A few questions. Some small talk. The standard routine. With Kiki, it never really felt like that. Five minutes in, we were already joking around and giving each other a hard time. Every time I'd start paying attention to one thing, she'd say something funny and completely redirect my attention somewhere else. At one point I remember thinking I should probably be paying attention to the clock, but instead I was sitting there listening to another story and wondering where the last twenty minutes had gone. I think that's what caught me off guard. Usually when a newer girl starts getting attention, guys focus on the obvious stuff first. How she looks. How old she is. Which provider she reminds them of. The normal board stuff. Sitting there with Kiki, I found myself paying less attention to all that and more attention to the fact that I was genuinely having a good time. We were talking about random things, giving each other a hard time, laughing at dumb jokes. Nothing particularly dramatic was happening, but somehow I wasn't in any hurry for the conversation to end either.
The little things started standing out too. She has a really expressive face. Great eye contact. A smile that shows up often and looks genuine when it does. I remember catching myself studying her when she wasn't looking. The way she'd brush her hair back while listening. The way she'd lean forward slightly when she got interested in a story. The way she'd laugh when something actually amused her instead of giving one of those polite laughs people use when they're just being nice. And honestly, that's probably why the rest of the session landed the way it did. A lot of guys write reviews as if the experience and the chemistry are two separate things. Sometimes they are. Sometimes they aren't. With Kiki, the personality was already doing a lot of the heavy lifting before any of the fun stuff even started. Then she followed it up with the most amazing P2 P grind in the table shower followed by the most amazing prostate play and TUMA you've ever had.
That's the part that's almost annoying to explain. If all she had was the personality, guys would still enjoy seeing her. If all she had was the session itself, guys would still be writing reviews. The reason her name keeps showing up is because she's somehow putting both pieces together at the same time. That's a much rarer combination than people realize. I think that's also why so many of the reviews felt vaguely familiar before I ever met her. The individual details were different, but the overall takeaway kept sounding strangely consistent. Guys weren't just walking out talking about the session. They were walking out talking about her. That's usually the difference. Plenty of providers can give you a memorable hour. Far fewer leave you replaying random moments from the conversation on the drive home, laughing at something she said thirty minutes earlier, and then realizing halfway through the week that you're already thinking about going back.
And maybe that's why I kept thinking about some of the reviews I'd read beforehand. Not because they were word-for-word accurate or anything like that. More because I finally understood where those guys were coming from. I'd read a report and think, "Alright, sounds like he had a good time. " Then I'd read another one a week later and think basically the same thing. After meeting her myself, I kinda got it.
Maybe that's the real problem with Kiki.
You show up because you're curious about the reviews.
You leave understanding the reviews.
And somewhere in the process, your wallet starts getting nervous.
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05-28-26 20:03 #16710Regular Member

Posts: 31st Foot Spa
1st Foot Spa, Thursday afternoon.
There's a chance I may be out of touch with current pricing as I stick to my regulars, buy I just had a really unpleasant time with a snotty brat with the worst case of undeserved GPS I have ever encountered at 1st Foot Spa. Half hour $40 at the door, offered usual 120 for FS after short flip and was told I needed at least 40 or 60 more. Sorry don't have it. Well do you have Zelle? Followed by a Keynsean economics lesson from her about inflation as it relates to pussy. I said innocently, "why are people always pushing things up $20 dollars more these days?
THEN I got a fiery lecture about how she was not Chinese. Did I think all Chinese are cheap? Now I was insulted. I fucking LOVE Chinese women. Don't nobody talk shit about Zhonguo.
I didn't say anything about China but since she went there, I took the money back out of her hands and said "bu shi ling. I'll just take the massage. " and laid back down. (Translation: it's not ZERO. Which she understood somehow for not being Chinese) Well that escalated quickly. She relented and offered the services. I agreed and gave her the $ back but I was way out of the mood, except the little head was driving now. She was visibly pissed.
What followed was a mechanical grudge fuck with "are you going to cum?" every 5 seconds. Afterward I just dressed and bailed without further discussion. Was I out of step with current inflation? I mean she was flatchested, skinny and frankly, a little batfaced. I wasn't judging. But not worth the upsell.
Do they think we don't compare notes? Or are they engaged in industry price-fixing? Who knows maybe you will have better luck. But after this I am going to stop chasing waterfalls and stick to the rivers and lakes that I know for a while.
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05-28-26 16:37 #16709Senior Member

Posts: 155So many options to choose from!
I concur.
Originally Posted by Neurofapper69
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There is definitely a plethora of choices in town all with very legitimate reviews, all similar quality of talent, service and massage skills.
If you think Aura is the best choice, go to Aura.
If you think Orchid is the best choice, go to Orchid.
America is a free country, do what you want.
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05-28-26 12:10 #16708Senior Member

Posts: 239Loved your opening summary! Wish every reviewer would do the same type of summery to open up their reports. I skimmed through the rest of your report and it sounds like you had a great time! Am considering another visit in June. Hopefully, a few guys will make the effort to give a similar-style general report of how the new crew, likely to start on the first of the month, looks when they arrive. Thanks.
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05-28-26 11:31 #16707Regular Member

Posts: 11Aura's reputation preceds itself
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Originally Posted by JacLuvSpas
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After reading numerous good reviews about Aura, I decide to pay a visit. I'm always skeptical when it comes to how realistic these posts are.
Originally Posted by Wetnoodle79
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What I can say afterward is that all three posts are real. Emma is a good-looker who's hungry for sex.
You mongers are really spoiled by so many quality shops in the area. I need to try other places next time.
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05-28-26 09:53 #16706Regular Member

Posts: 114Melody
I think most out of town mongers visit Castle at Oracle. Man how much I miss that. You f. S are lucky who live in Tucson.
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05-28-26 07:17 #16705Senior Member

Posts: 73Adventures in Melody: Chapter 3-The 4 Hand Goddess
Summary (for those with limited reading time):
Sage: probably mid to late 20's, slender, 100-110 lbs. , 5'1, 0 scars, no baby damage, colorful beltline tattoo on tummy, nice D's-MM? With nice erect eraser nips, very Close Trim, 8/10, pierced ears, great eyes, BBBJBLCIM, CFS can really rock RCG, some English, enthusiastic, devilishly fun, massage 5/10, $$ hour+tip.
KiKi: 20's, slender, <100 lbs. Soaking wet, 4'10"-5', no BB damage, natural feeling B+-C, slender w nice derriere, trimmed tight kitty, , great lips, DFK, BBBJBLCIM, Rim+, PM, CFS, communicable English, energetic, bubbly, massage 7/10, $$ hour+tip.
The story details: Leaving sunny Tucson for the Midwest, with return later this fall. Will miss the Melody times and friends there over the summer months. Wanted to do something a little special for my last visit before summer absence. Made arrangement for 4 hands, with past delightful times with Kiki, I requested her to anchor the visit, and then Mary suggested the new girl, Sage. I arrived on a Friday which was quite busy, but Mary opened the door and took me in, as we waited for one of the rooms to open up we had a nice conversation and she worked her magic massage fingers on a tight spot on my neck as we conversed. In case you have never had a great massage, Mary is excellent (one of the best in Tucson, legit). After 15 minutes or so, Mary took me to one of the massage table rooms with the terrific behind table mirror. She then introduced me to Sage.
Big smile, great earrings, semi transparent mini dress, very slender, but wonderful curves, has just the right amount in the caboose. Gave me a big, huge pulling me to her gorgeous tits, and delivered a big kiss, not just a momentary peck, but sending a probing tongue down my throat with big wet lips sucking on mine. She then stepped back to remove her dress, but I asked her to leave it on, and just pull down the top a bit to expose her nice erect nipples. As we stood by the table she continued to kiss working her lips and tongue while she began to handle junior who was getting worked up. I worked my lips down her neck, licked the hollow of her neck on my way to her nipples which instantly responded hardening as my tongue teased the right then the left just above the top of her dress which had been pulled down. Her grip on my cock tightened as I shifted alternating left tit to right then back to her lips and tongue. She slowly began to slide her lips down from mine to nibble on my nipples which encouraged my firming erection to become even harder.
She moved further down to my crotch, and I could feel her hot breath on my cock, then the tip of her tongue on my glans, ever so slightly touching, flicking, warm and wet. Anticipation grew but she held back and continued her teasing, even a bit of a giggle before eventually slipping her lips slowly down my shaft to the groin. Reached down a gently pushed her even further tightly to my crotch, enjoying the heat of her throat as she worked her mouth on my dick. Looked in the mirror and could see her jaw moving, her lips and cheeks pulled in as she sucked and released. By now I was on my back on the table.
And helped her move her moneymaker over my face so that we were in 69 positions. Looking right into her pinkness as she straddled my face, the beds of moisture glistening and handing on her inner lips visible, tempting me to touch them, then to taste them, then to investigate and invade her pussy. Clean,
And sweet tasting. With my tongue up her clam, my nose was resting on her backhole, my eyes viewing her cute tight cheeks above me, and her sucking on my dick while tickling the bottom site of my nuts I had all my senses filled: sight, smell, taste, touch, and mentally one glance in the mirror at this beautiful young women servicing me nearly had me explode.
Not wanting to end my visit so quickly I pulled out of her wonderful mouth and turned sideways on the table. The standing I had her lie on her back with legs spread exposing her glistening pink pussy as I readied to enter her, she surprised me however, with a devilish smile she raised her legs higher towards my shoulders but then moved both feet to my chest as if to push me away but then began tickling and tweaking my nipples with her toes! She began to giggle as she did so, I was amazed as such dexterity and uniqueness. In the mirror it looked strange, me standing there with my bare engorged cock pointing inches away from a wet and ready pussy while her feet and toes wiggling on my nipples and chest, both of us laughing.
And would you not know it, just then the door opened and a naked petite KiKi walked in! She laughed and smiled but wanted to get in on the fun as well, rubbing my ass and wrapping her hands around my cock. While Sage was still squeezing my nipples with her toes Kiki, placed a towel on the floor, then knelt down, holding my dick like a popsickle began licking the tip, then running her tongue around the head, down the underside and then back to the very tip, as if trying to get her tongue inside my peehole. After a couple of passes she slid her hungry mouth all the way to my groin, working her lips as she went, delivering an incredible sensation. Legs were beginning to quiver a bit, so back onto the table, pillow under my head. But Kiki took over, she wanted me to eat her, she swung her leg over my face, to straddle me, she was facing me so she could see my face and I could look up and see her watching me as she spread her lips with her fingers and placed her slit on my tongue then began wiggling her hips, working her crotch and love lips on my lips and tongue. Her feminine aroma was fragrant, her juices flowing and marvelous tasting.
Not to be left our Sage took over on my dick, sliding the cover on unnoticeably with her mouth then I could feel the tight, snug, heat of her muffin as it slowly crept down the length of my member before it began its journey back to the glans where it began, then down again, ever so slightly picking up speed and tension as her tunnel grabbed me tighter with each pass. But even with the angel's enthusiasm and ministrations my age and ED began to show, and my cock began to weaken. Sensing the change, and without hesitation, Sage, slipped off, the cover disappeared, and I felt my member being worked on by an eager tongue lapping up the precum, while my nuts were being tenderly cupped and tickled, with an occasional wandering finger rubbing the overflowing saliva on my taint, and gently circling my butthole.
The sum of all the sensations, my eyes on Kiki's, her clit rubbing on my nose, my tongue in Kiki's pussy and ass, while Sage was sucking my cock and playing with my balls and ass was too much. The girls knew and picked up the pace, I knew and just let it happen, I blew a large load into Sage's warm facehole, feeling her tongue rubbing on the underside of my cock and feeling the tip passing her tonsils as it oscillated in her mouth, the only sound in the room now was the slurping and suction sounds coming from the wetness of Kiki's pussy on my face and the noise from the saliva and cum in Sage's mouth.
No premature stopping, both girls continued, until I called uncle. I never saw Sage spit! Did she swallow? Maybe, at least it is erotic to believe.
Done, weakened by the effort, and totally relaxed. Both women then began to massage me, Sage working on my legs, calves, toes while Kiki worked her fingers on the base of my neck and shoulders. I almost fell asleep, but my time was up and it was time to get dressed. Sage had to leave but Kiki remained and helped with dressing me and providing my bottle of water, asking when I would return for her. She then escorted me to the door. Melody is a star in Tucson, it is the standard that the other spas need to strive to achieve, not only the talent but the delivery and the management. This writing has unfortunately been delayed in arriving since it occurred several weeks ago as a result personal health issues but since it represents the establishment and the dedication of management and the type of experience that might be expected by others I decided to submit to the forum during my recovery. Enjoy the Melody and write your own chapter!








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