Massage Parlor Reports

**PebbleSparrow** · 05-29-26 00:14

After finding out one of my favorites left for Taiwan, figured I'd stop in here since it was only 20 minutes away and saw some recent decent reviews. All I was looking for was L1 so even better if the provider wasn't super old.

Called, arrived 5 minutes later. The girl who took me back was definitely cute, reminded me of my high school ex but as an asian, weirdly enough. Same build and all, short, thin, athletic. Didn't catch her name. Anyways opted for a light touch massage as always, . 6 hhr. Very soft hands. After about 15 minutes the tease started. On the flip, long story short she started with jackhammer which does not get me off at all. Other things were tried, can provide details elsewhere. Never finished, left a small tip and went on my way. Won't go back because I can't stand the jackhammering shit that providers want to do.

**Toms987** · 05-28-26 22:04

Originally Posted by SandersNut [View Original Post]

Yes lots of innuendo. The troy location has been there for years. 8 Year or so ago I would pop in on occasion to develop rapport. It was mostly legit with an occasional l1. I stopped going there after little success. Then 3 years ago I stopped in to see if anything had changed (And boy did they); paid the 80 house fee and was led back by MMS. Got on the table and waited for the provider. It was a male provider (LOL). He was the only one available, I needed the massage and was already there so I stayed and I'll say, it was interesting. Only time I've had a male lmt. I haven't been back since. About 2 years ago they bought the location that was formerly ocean wave.

I texted the phone number from the CL ad and asked if the provider was male or female and they responded that they have both, and which do I prefer.

Be safe, have fun and report back with your results.

SN.

I have tried both locations in the past, and neither has even hinted at more than a professional massage or accupuncture session.

**SandersNut** · 05-28-26 14:54

Originally Posted by Zeke01 [View Original Post]

This post has a lot of innuendo to it and suggests more may be available, does anyone have any first hand intel?

https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/h...936800831.html

Yes lots of innuendo. The troy location has been there for years. 8 Year or so ago I would pop in on occasion to develop rapport. It was mostly legit with an occasional l1. I stopped going there after little success. Then 3 years ago I stopped in to see if anything had changed (And boy did they); paid the 80 house fee and was led back by MMS. Got on the table and waited for the provider. It was a male provider (LOL). He was the only one available, I needed the massage and was already there so I stayed and I'll say, it was interesting. Only time I've had a male lmt. I haven't been back since. About 2 years ago they bought the location that was formerly ocean wave.

I texted the phone number from the CL ad and asked if the provider was male or female and they responded that they have both, and which do I prefer.

Be safe, have fun and report back with your results.

SN.

**GuyGuy13** · 05-28-26 11:22

What was the location in Plymouth? You can also PM me.

Originally Posted by Weirdass [View Original Post]

First review! Tried a place in Plymouth recently (The city, not the road). They don't advertise much, but it would be on STG if so.

$80 house fee. Petite Asian girl with maybe Bs and a thick accent, but better English than expected. Probably late 20's or early 30's Decent massage, honestly.

HE is available and teasing was good, but probably not much more on the menu. Got the girls out and a tug but that's all. Gave her $100.

Asked about "next time" but couldn't get a real answer. It's a shame because I'd repeat if they offered more. Message me if you still want the name.

**JietMan** · 05-28-26 09:55

Originally Posted by Zeke01 [View Original Post]

This post has a lot of innuendo to it and suggests more may be available, does anyone have any first hand intel?

https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/h...936800831.html

Formerly known as Berkley Ocean Wave Spa with a different phone number.

**FoggyDew** · 05-28-26 09:23

Originally Posted by Zeke01 [View Original Post]

This post has a lot of innuendo to it and suggests more may be available, does anyone have any first hand intel?

https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/h...936800831.html

https://porthuron.craigslist.org/hws...936749405.html

While the post never explicitly says what is offered, there's a lot of 'code words' in the ad to make you think sensual activity may be had. OR someone (lady or her handler) has learned how to use ChatGPT or whatever AI is called now. Does anybody recognize this attractive lady or the digits she places at the end of the ad? PH is a bit too far for me to TOFTT but if legit, I'll be there.

**MarkoFromTrpja** · 05-28-26 01:52

Originally Posted by Riya9338 [View Original Post]

Found AMP ad at hotel in Troy (on skipthegames).

$140 hhr. Will not recommend. They texted me a picture of a cute petite hottie and when I got there, it was a lady in her late 50's. Got a BJ and left unhappy.

I don't recommend.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/ann-a...i/631354441634

Big tits? Any good on the BJ?

**HeeJunk** · 05-27-26 20:39

Originally Posted by Zeke01 [View Original Post]

This post has a lot of innuendo to it and suggests more may be available, does anyone have any first hand intel?

https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/h...936800831.html

Tease and upcharge. Classic business model to get your money. Anything more than handy very unlikely and it might be expensive.

**HouseOfCards** · 05-27-26 18:00

Originally Posted by Zeke01 [View Original Post]

This post has a lot of innuendo to it and suggests more may be available, does anyone have any first hand intel?

https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/h...936800831.html

That's for "Acupuncture Institute Of Michigan in Berkley".

Here's their site, so you've got an idea of what to expect.

https://www.troyacupuncture.com/#hero.

Scheduling a massage via the site shows the usual rates of 50 for hhr, 80 for hr, 120 for 1. 5 hrs (+15 minutes free, per the cg ad).

Their website looks like their two locations (Troy & Berkeley) are more legit places, but the cg ad definitely teases otherwise. Probably even money whether they're changing their services or they're doing a bait & switch like Tropical Touch.

I'm vaguely interested, but it doesn't look like something I'd go out of my way to check out.

**PebbleSparrow** · 05-27-26 17:51

Originally Posted by Zeke01 [View Original Post]

This post has a lot of innuendo to it and suggests more may be available, does anyone have any first hand intel?

https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/h...936800831.html

You'll have to dig in this forum a bit. I remember seeing reports for L1 at this place in the last couple years, but I don't think it was guaranteed.

**SandersNut** · 05-27-26 16:45

Originally Posted by Zeke01 [View Original Post]

This post has a lot of innuendo to it and suggests more may be available, does anyone have any first hand intel?

https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/h...936800831.html

It's a little far from me. Take one for the team and report back. Tia.

**Zeke01** · 05-27-26 16:11

This post has a lot of innuendo to it and suggests more may be available, does anyone have any first hand intel?

https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/h...936800831.html

**JietMan** · 05-27-26 15:46

Originally Posted by Sparrow3 [View Original Post]

Any information on Pro Body Works, or Chinese Superhands? Both are on Eureka east of DTW. Most reviews on both places are not glowing, but none are recent. A review from 3 years ago doesn't mean much. Again, FS is not a requirement.

It's been a few years since I last went to Chinese Superhands but I highly doubt anything has changed. An old Chinese guy at the counter with his tip jar and an old Chinese lady for a no extras massage.

**Sparrow3** · 05-27-26 15:30

Originally Posted by Sparrow3 [View Original Post]

I am going to be up to DTW in a few weeks and I thought I would give something in that area a try. I am coming from the Toledo area, so I can go back home on I-75 or US 23. I have done a lot of research here and just googling. I'm looking for a few suggestions for a good place to try. FS is not a requirement. Over in the downriver area I have found a place called Earthtone. It seems nice enough but there seem to be a lot of complaints about they don't answer the phone, if you show up there's nobody there, just not sure about the place. I also found a place on eureka just west of I-75, but it sounded like it was primarily older women. I'm not looking for a 20-year-old, but I'm also not looking for a 60-year-old. In the 30's or 40's would be good.

I have checked over the Ann arbor area and there are places there but the reviews go from being that the place is terrible and would never go back to it is the greatest place I've ever been to. So it's hard to tell.

I'm open to suggestions. I can head to the east of DTW or I can head to the west of DTW.

TIA.

Any information on Pro Body Works, or Chinese Superhands? Both are on Eureka east of DTW. Most reviews on both places are not glowing, but none are recent. A review from 3 years ago doesn't mean much. Again, FS is not a requirement.

**YetAnotherGuy** · 05-27-26 13:54

Originally Posted by Riya9338 [View Original Post]

Found AMP ad at hotel in Troy (on skipthegames).

$140 hhr. Will not recommend. They texted me a picture of a cute petite hottie and when I got there, it was a lady in her late 50's. Got a BJ and left unhappy.

I don't recommend.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/ann-a...i/631354441634

That's how all of these work for better or worse. None of the pics in the ads or texts will be real. It is hit or miss though I have seen a huge age range of girls thru these. Sometimes they are incredibly young and cute. Like a box of chocolates.

Don't forget it feels rude but you can always walk if she's not to your liking. The advantages are usually a good price and easy to arrange, and sometimes a real cutie to boot.